Show ST georae GEORGE june 1882 1682 editor dewet deseret aws news sunshine Buns hine bine everywhere the thermometer prances around in the nineties ind and all nature begins to droop we had a lovely rain two day days a the bun aun soon asser assert t its supremacy and once more mere pours dow down n hot t scorching rays ta the je farmers in t e field known as the virgen field are quite discourage ed ad on account of lack of water lu in fact many people are getting restle restless s and anxious lo 10 get away to bome tome 0 her country un ess some hing turns up and ani an 1 I 1 dont know lis ais tries possess he kindly patience of the faithful micawber Mic awber however the san sa n a are feell g well very well welt eu p ritually it rather downcast temporally rhe the rho fourth wil be bt 0 arved a by the sunday schools unit cig tig in a jubilee picnic skee bt ches chis songs songe racing ete elc the stake pr mary far fair to be held june both is looked forward ti te with much inter intermit bit at fit an entertain ment to be held in the evening of july lat by the primary promise to be quite a success I 1 wl will I 1 tell teil you more about it when it ie is over ri 6 li lains adama aall t ll ki 11 tries lulea to make a success of the grand auleb mine but few entertain any bopes hopes for him as he is cramped for api tal which every such enterprise must ba be plentifully supplied with kith to succeed health of the people generally much improved HOMESPUN A womans comans victory when they reached the depot mr air mann and his hid wife wire gazed with unspeakable appointment disappointment dla dia at the receding train traia which was waa just pulling away from the bridge switch at the rat ral of a thousand miles milca a minute the first impulse ves vea ve a to run after it but hut as the train was out of sight and whistling for sagetown Bage Sage town before they could act on oil the impulse in they remained in the carriage and dis dib consola ely turned the hor hoasea sies head homeward it all emes c mea mca of having to wait on a woman to get got ready mr maun blaun broke in very grimly 1 I was ready before you was replied hib hils wife great heaven cried dir lir mr mann blann in irrepressible impatience dirking the horse jabb out of place just kislen to that and I 1 sat eat out in n the buggy elling for you to come along until the whole neighborhood heard me 4 gyes yeb yes acquiesced mrs mann with provoking placidity which no one roe but a woman can assume af aar every avery time I 1 started down downstairs stairs you sent ent me roe back nor for something you had forgotten mr mann blann groaned this thia is too much to ear ear aar when everybody know knows a that if I 1 was going to europe I 1 would just rush into the house pitt put on a clean elean shirt grab up my gripsack aud and fly while you would A ant at least six months for preparations par pa rations allous and dawdle around the whole day of starting until every train left town we wel the upshot of the matter was that the manus manns put off their visit to aurora until the next week and it was vas dign hared ed that each one ore should got ready and go down to the t tain ain aln and go and the one who lall ed to get ready should be left leof the day of the match came around in due time the train was to goat go at 1030 and mr hin mann sifter after attending to his busine tej went home at now kow now then thed be shout shouted ef t onis only cronly three quarters of an hour until train time fly around a fair nield field and no favors you know and away hey they flew mr mann bulged into inta his room and rushed in id that one and davad into one closet after another with ith inconceivable rapidity chuckling under his reath all the tile time to think how cheap mrs mann would feel when he off aanne he on his way upstairs t 0 pull puli off his heavy hoofs boots to save time for the same reason he pulled off his coat aa a he ran through the dining room and hung it on the corner of the silver closet then he jerked off onn bl hl i f vest as be he rushed through the hall and tossed it on a hook un the hat hot rack rach and by the time he reached reach edh la room he was realy rady to plunge into hla hia clean cloth cioth yB ho he pulled out a bureau d dawer dawar awer and began to paw at t the h a things like a scotch gootch v terrier after a rat eleanor he shrieked where whore are my ray shirts in your bureau drawer calmly replied mrs mann who wab was standing p acidly before a glass calmly and deliberately coaxing a refract tory crimp into place 1 I well by thunder they am shouted mr mir mann a little annoy annoyed ed lve ive emptied every lat la t thing in it that I 1 ever saw before armann mr mann stepped back a few low paca paces s held her head on one side and after satisfying herself that the crimp would do and atay where she put ir i replied these things around ou on the fluor flior are all mine probably you been looking in your own onn drawer dawar 1 I dont see eee testily said the tho husband why you have put my things out for me when you had nothing else to do all the mornin mernin mern morn in 21 11 because she saidy said sald setting herself at if into an arditi nal article of rai ment benr with awful deliberation noody ody put mine out for me A fir f dr ir field neld and no favors my dear mr air mann plunged into his L hirt birt ilke tike a mond road bull at a red flag foul fouli he shouted in malicious triumph no button on the neck IReca aruea because use uge 12 said eaid phe the then thel sweetly after a dellb deliberate rate stare at the fidgeting impatient man luring during which she buttoned her dres dresa 3 and put eleven pins they would do the most moat good I 1 bir bar barcarse cause you have the shirt on wrong side aide out when mr mann bild elid out of that shirt he began to sweat he dropped the shirt three times before he got it on and while it was over hla hia head he heard the clock strike ten when his head bame through be he saw raw hia his wife coaxing the ends and bows of her necktie sc wheres my shirt studs he cried hia hla wife wont went wont out into another room and pre presently Bently came back with her gloves and hat and baw him emptying all the boxes he could binti find in and about the tho bureau then said eaid in the tho shirt you took onn oil the lady put on her gloves while he hunted up and down for his cuff button buttone but tone ione eleanor deleanor he snarled atlant at last f 1 I believe you must know where those cufr cuff buttons are 1 I haven seen them said the lady sitting her bat hat you lay them on the window sill in the tho bitting room last night her liua hubband band reme b fedj redi and he went down stairs on the llin ilin run ruu he stepped on one of hig his bot b ot 4 and arid wa was immediately lar jar larded landed ded in the hall at the foot of the stairs with neathe a and dispatch attended in the trans trana lul lui aslon with more bumps than he could count wt h a We webb webs lUls adder and landed with a bang like the reli hell gate gaty explosion are you nearly ready algernon asked the wife of his family sweetly leaning over the bannister the unhappy man groaned gro anel cant you throw down that other boot ho he asked his hia wife pityingly kicked it at him my valise he inquired as 03 ile he tugged away at the boot up in the dressing dreaming room 12 she answel answered ed ap P eked 1 II 11 I dont know enow unless you packed it yourself probably not she re pit d with her hand band on the door knob 1 I had hud barely time to pack my own she was passing out of the gate when the door opened and he shout ed I 1 where in the name of goodness did you put my vesi vest it has all my money in it 21 2 1 you threw throw it on the hatrack hat rack 23 she called back goodbye good bye dear el angrl eleanor I 1 eleanor manni manul did you wear off my coat ehe e he paused and turned after sh elg nah cah ng the street car man to stay and c oled cled fed led you threw it oa on the silver sliver cios clos et and the street car engulfed her graceful figure and the was seen sien no more but rut the neighbors sity say that they heard mr mann charging up ar at d down the haute rushing out at the front doon deor every now and then and sh shi eking joking up the des acs arted strett street aether the une mrs main maun to know where his hat but was and where he ehe E put the valise key and if she bad any clean a aka and undershirts and that theta there a linen collar in the house and when he went away at last he left the kitchen kuchen do doo dow nil the tho downstairs windo at aud ard d the front ga a u e wide open and the loungers around i he d depot or pi recently were somewhat amused just as the train was pulled out of sight down in antte tt a I 1 ard ards so I 1 0 bee see a bushed gushed pre man with his hat bat on sideways his vest buttoned two buttons too high his cuffe cutie unbuttoned and necktie flying nying and gripsack grip hrip baek back flapping open and shut like a dement d shutter on a march night and a door key in his hand dashing baros 3 the platform pat form an halt in the middle of the track glar ingin dejected impton imp ten tent wrath ful fal mortification at th the departing train and shaking his list at a pretty woman who was throwing kiss kiess at him from the tha rear platform of the last latt car A trying situation say say mister are we r n this side eide of the bridge or the other asked placid old lady of a gentleman 0 on a court streetcar street car 61 we wo are on this thia slifer side bide re the gent gentleman leman lemau gravely laws me then we ant anywhere near Greenw greenwood md cemetery eli evl etl ell yeb yes yea madam wo we are art within a few new of it jt sameea a massy Y 1 thought greenwood was on the other side of the bridge I 1 ano no madame it is on thib thia side weil well that pesky conductor tad t id me it was on the other side when wo started 13 gilt it was madame on the other side aide then but we have crossed the bri bridee bridge diee dize 11 then we are on the other cidely bide igno no madame we are on this bide aide of the bridge wave passed it and is gre Ure greenwood enwood on the other eide side boe she asked starting up in some alarm igno no it Is on this thia side 31 donl dont try to fool me with your nonE nonsense ense exclaimed the old lady jady indignantly dont try to make me m think that thal greenwood ia is on this side of the bridge when I 1 know better and dont donit try to make me believe pm im on this side aide of the bridge ewhen when I 1 know I 1 am on the other otherl dont ye do it you yon want to be careful how you amuse yourself with me or uli ulf nit fit you out with ribs ribel and the old lady shook her umbrella in warning tho tho the idea she ahe continued turning to the other pas engers of trying to muddle an old woman that might be his mother erl eil pil bridge ye both sides in a minute conductor just aa as soon as I 1 get on this side of the bridge you let me out or this will be your tomb stone atone trip to greenwood I 1 and the dame straightened back and glared defiance while her well informant concluded that it too warm for hin bin to walk to his des brooklynn E gle |