| Show A comans womans Wo mans story of husbands bellear we hear hean much about the artof art of win vin winning hinga a husband let us take a step further and make inake a study out of keeping a husband husban ij if he is worth winning he is worth keeping beeping this ia Is a wicked world and man is dreadfully mortal let ns take him as he is not as ho he ought to be in the first place he is very weak tile the wife must spend the first two years in discovering all these weaknesses count them on her fingers and learn them by heart the fingers of both hands will not be too many then let her study up these weakness weaknesses eva esa a mesh for everyone and the secret ia Is hers Is he fond of a good dinner let her tighten the mesh with good things generally general lyp and reach his heart through h his stomach Is he fond of flattery about hla hia looks let her study the dictionary for sweet words if it her supply gives out does he lik ilk like ilke e to hear her talk taik about his brilliant intellect telle ct let her pore over the encyclopedia to give variety to tile the de depth ath obber of her admiration flattery is a good thing to study up atall at nil all hazards in its delicate shades but it must be skillfully done the harpy who may try to coax him away will not do it absurdly Is he fond of beauty heres the tho rub let her be bright and tidy that is halt hulf the victory next let her bang her hair wair metaphorically and keep up with the times A husband who sees his wife look like other people ig is not going to con sider bider her broken down though it is a common sneer that a woman hns haa admitted that her sox BOX consider klu J I 1 ilg lit jigs j isy iss alg tuv al tautua t t vf 1 Z friends frienda than her own yet it must be considered ludicrous that a man looks at his wife with the same eyes oyes that other people do Is he fond of i literary matters listen to him with wide open eyes when ho he talks of them A man care so much for a literary wife clfo if she only be literary enough to appreciate him if she has literary inclinations let her keep them to herself men love iove to ba big and gleatto great to the reason why a helpless help heip less lesi little woman can marry three times to a sensible self reliant comans womans none Is he curious oh then torn you have a treasure you can always keep him if you have a r rec sec secret ce and only keep it ear car carefully fully Is he jealous then woman this is not for you cease reading cease torturing that fretted heart which wants you for his big own and teach him confidence Is he ugly sm sein temper and faultfinding fault finding give him a dose of his own medicine skillfully done Is he be deceitful pity him for his we weakness kness treat i him as ag one who is born boril with a physical defect but put your wits wita to work it la Is a bad case it is well not to be too tame men do not waste thein their powder and shot on hens and barnyard fowls they like the plea 1 sure of pursuing wild game quail and grouse and deer A quail is a good model for fora forn a wife neat and trim with a pretty swift way about it and just a little capricious never let yourself become an old story be just a little uncertain another important fact is dont be too good I 1 it t hurts his feelings and becomes monotonous cultivate a pleasant voice so that chii very mortal man may havo have his con science prick him r when hen ben he is in jeopardy par d y 1 I 1 its ita its pleasant ring will haunt PIM him much mor more ethan than a shrill one it is is hard to do all this besides taking care of the bables babies and looking after vexatious household cares and smiling when he comes cornea home homo but it beems seems necessary to bo be born a woman is to be bom born a martyr bays a husband who for the tho years has watched in amazement his wife treading the wine press of her existence it itina is a pitiful sight right to some men but if the wife does not make a study of oft theae these things the harpy will to steal away the tho honor from his gray silver hairs when he is full of yearb years and the father of bons eona and daughters 1 at the same bame sometime time keep heep from trying any of these things on olk any other mortal man but your own these rules are only evolved in order de r to keep heep a husband 21 the poor weak creature would rather be good than bad badana and it Is every woman a duty to help him by every means in her power S FArgo pargo F argonauts nant |
