Show jocularities it costs 2000 to bury a congressman who dies in washington bad temper bites at both ends is a maxim to be remembered the chicago times with perturbation inquires will sickles lecture transactions in hair is the heading of a detroit editor to an account of a street light fight A boston court has decided that if a woman lends ends money to her husband she bhe cannot get it back that is making custom law no other jiving living thing can goso go so slow as a boy on an errand if you are in a hurry cant a girl 2 the dundee new york record sa says ys th that at you cant fling a brick in that town without hitting bitting a dashing young widow worth from to that water will nind find its level was recently shown at marion Aarion 0 where I 1 on christmas day a mr john 0 water was married to a miss caroline level what is a more exhilarating sight sights w asks dis a vermont paper than to see eighteen handsome girls rid lug ing down hill on an ox sled some vermont husbands are much attached to the twilight club their wives think they had better call it daybreak or else come home earlier the springfield republican says cc it may startle some people to learn that there ignot is not a single nian man in ohio who is legally married we submit the matter to our new ae legislature gis 11 that is all true enough about the single men but what does the republican say about the married men A man sauntered into one of our apothecary shops tho the other morning and after spending a few moments looking into the show cases and turning a piece of tooth pick several times in his mouth startled the clerk with the Ru question guestion estion good to cure poisoning what kind of polso poisoning ning asked the clerk well laudanum poisoning said the stranger you see the old woman took a couple of tea spoonfuls of laudanum and I 1 kinder hinder thought id better drop into a ill pill I 1 I 1 shop and see good for her all this in a drawling voice c here john shouted the clerk put up a strong emetic as quick as you can and you sir take it home give it to your wife follow it up with strong coffee and call a doctor 3 A doc doctor docton torl tori says the man taking his ills medicine she dont dout waste no money ox OM doctors not if I 1 know it fl portland me advertiser one of the first mr beecher ever learned was this alord 0 lord I 1 keep us from dc 1 5 our rulers and keep them fr in u acting so BO that we cant help it |