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Show 4B NEWS, WEDNESDAY, ScFTEMBtR 17, 1775 rr Norman krzraC calendar H & Lois Amy UJ & S?i mk, trs?5i t :' V V oloing c$ks yzr hots a "wl Jv. Compifscl fey Sue Frazier "Do you want the nickel checkup or a complete examination for 15 cents?" Phone Kerry Drake 524-44- Today is Senior Citaens Day at the Hogle Zoo. t WEDNESDAY Emmy Lou Art Exhibit tube!"1 See Saturday' paper for continuing exhibits. Music wsm Noon, Organ Recital, Salt Lake Tabernacle. 7.30 p m. Rocky Mountain Ramblers, blue-era- s band, in concert, Holladay Branch Library . , ..Rfc&RROOARtvWoOSAJ H PRROOOARWhoosmh , Pianetariunt Hansen Planetarium, call for showtime. Public Hearings So m. and 7pm, public hearings wm be he'd !o the Salt Palace on program alternatives for the U S Forest Service RUSHES i(N q(4 TrfS TiW5 364 3451 RrrqooakwHOOOSH SHOf?6.0... e nWT5 7346 A Jt Theater pm, 148. "Rose Marie,'' Theater pm, 8 "Poor Howard," BYU Pardoe Theater. 1 THURSDAY Macreme "There's AJvinl That's our secret code!" 3 30 pm. Macreme demonstration at Murray Public Library, Vine S Music Armed Forces 7 30 pm Bicentennial Band, Fine Arts Center, U&U campus, Oflden. Free with advance tickets r The Rystts IV tXTTV Wv JUS' LETT A CUARTEf? unper my Pillow tH Animal Crackers T TI SHARON GETS POLAR FOR A A 1DOTW t TOOTH FAIRY HAVE ISN'T THAT ' ) RICH, MISSY " It f y cm 1 ,r V, 6W4S House WAT (SETM lA4 ANO I'M TO PUT A STOP TO I POtUN1 PUNCHESZ AND I'M . X PICUCULOOSI W ABQUtf sranmuh's vv WwsSln TeverwB 1 SAVE MY NEXT 111 YVE 60 TO TOOTH i MD7 those BA fOSSCSt i J FUNTIME Riddle Box 1. wrong if a nose were 12 inches long? 2. A man was locked in a room with just a piano How did he get out 3 What is always coming but never arrives? Answers 1. Then it would be a afoot. 2 He played the piano until he found the right key. 3. Tomorrow. Dr. Morgan wa meANWHUE riicYHt NaDTOMAKE HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT GOING WITH VOU TO TAI X TO AN HOSPITAL ROUNDS AND THEN TAKE REITH HOME FROM THE HOSPIT, rr RE STOPPING BY AFTER THAT ' yr INVESTIGATOR' Hfii itrL iT X GOOD THEN DUKE IS PLUGGED INTO DR VIDEO'S MEMORY MACHINE BUT HE'S GOT HE J HASN'T X FORGOTTEN ?S&r C a &H3 J-r- ON -- HE DOESNTT REMEMBER THAT HE LIKES CHICKENS BUT WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN UNPLUG HIM I SEAM, 'T MtANS WE GOT TO 30 TC ANOTHER CHICKEN FUNERAL TOMORROW DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS What would be kOUCOE?j When arrives, it i it is today 1 What goes up when the ram comes down? 2. What did one candle say to the other? 3. Where tiff are kings usually Wizard of Id crowned? Answers 1. An umbrella. 2. Are you guing out tonight? 3 On the head. Miss Peach XW, IF FEEL YOU AZS DlSLIKEP 0y IT 14 PfTC&AB LY BECAUSE YOU YOU &Y&ZYONS, PLIKS YO'JtStLT! I VO?? THEN, 60LLV, IT4 UNANIMOUS ! C3 s c Chuckle Box Teacher: Con you tell me how fast light travels? iE t I a Billy I dont know MQ- - moo mi, ; :r m. mmo h(.f W o imtT&et,a rou't a &t - iVFP eoop mxVGb"i crS I mi UH 6Q0PM0WY6, A.LMAT mUW iAuWF MAjATJFF HF M0 IF you jus; secpcrAxy's 9n Catfish .Doonesbury ; lava Muo? IV uks to ask w a fbu ouesnoHS if ThATSOkAY A AO' v. 263 Ji f 15 ktw SURT (onATPO you want to Known tw PONT SOW: FFFPUKF start off CA5Y . LOCKS UE A PERFECT 71 SPOT FOR AM AWBQSH I & a,u)x? GOC Native: Car stuck in the mud Tourist: Oh no. My engine dmd and Im digging a grave for it. HI A 0 v :Ms. Augusta scout: How do you make a bedroll? Bob Push it. o f ZfATt 17 .!U ?4, DonQ th0bsns'S ''THEN WE MAKE MCN SEX OBJECTS FUSSED v JH fipst- - we set iQWU&SWTS AMENpmcNT how fast, but I know it gets here too early In the ' morning. JUST SO LONG A5 MAH 'SUPPER'S on the table AND MAH SOCKS ARE WASHED Right Andy. Every time 1 have a cup of tea I get a staling pain in my right eye What bhould 1 do? Doctor: Take the spoon out of your cup. Downstairs: Didnt you hear me pounding on the ceiling? Upstairs. Oh, thats all right We were making a lot of no:'." ourselves Willie: Mama says were here to help others. Baby-sitte- r . Of course we are WulieWell, what are the others here for - Family Circus Trim's Arena Water absolutely essential to life If you asked a biologist to list tbs most essential tturgs for life, water would be right at the top. Water is absolutely essential to every form of life that we know. of plant and Every living cell animal alike depends on fids substance. As you may know, of every ID pounds of your weight, about 7 pounds is nothing but water. Much the same is true of other living things Without water to drink, human beings die in a short time. "Mommy, will you Sight these so I can start practicing for my birthday?" 1 Why is this so? Why is watc necessary to life The rcuu every living thing nefds a certain amount of water is because the ceils tile bavi" units that make have water up living things molecules m them Without water thee basic units would be very different and cf no use to life as we kn"v ,t. In the eourse of a day, an adult human being takes in about two quarts of water as fluids, and one ? tell me uuhy quart in wbat we call solid foods, such as fruit, vegetables, bread, and meat. These are tally not dry, since they are 30 to 90 percent water Besides tnese three arts that enter the body from outside in the course of a day, about ten quarts of water pass back and forth within the body between the various organ systems There are about five quarts of blood in the vessels of the body, and three quarts of this is water. And this remains unchanged. Even if a person feels 'dried out afler a long hike in the summer heat, or has drunk four quarts of beer, his blood vessels still contain three quarts of water. And no matter how much water you drink, you cannot dilute the blood. Wn the New Boot Knowledge. Send your quest! name, ago, address to "Tell Why" in care of the Deseret Ne P 0. Box 1257, Salt Lake City, U 841io. Be sure to include your code, in case of duplicate questk tne author will decide the wirv Today's winner is: Mike Dene, 12, Sioux Falls, So Dakota. |