Show The Aggie Review f 4 Page 9 The Aggie Review themselves "Let me introduce them to you Then you will see that they are worth saving" Land Grant Man suggested "No don't care to be on a first name basis with my supper You shall have to defend them yourself if they are to be defended at all" the monster replied licking I his chops "Well the faculty are to prepare us for our professional careers" Land Grant Man asserted hopefully "Then they run a sort of trade school" well-traine- d "Yes! Yes!" "But there aren't any jobs! The university is just adding to the unemployment roles and thereby adding to human suffering as well" "That is imMorrill!" Land Grant Man proclaimed "And Unamerican!" the monster added as he gnashed his dripping jaws Land Grant Man lept to his feat In a glorious display and patriotism he shouted "Follow of me!" and began to lead the monster down the canyon self-righteousne- ss "Right!" Charles W Johnson "And they prepare people for jobs" Illustration by Colleen Hailing |