Show THE OGDEN AROUND THE WORLD WITH DELAPLAN "We are taking a Caribbean cruise in the fall - and have no " idea how to tip Neither does anybody else Once some travel writer wrote smartly that you should tip 10 per cent of your fare This sounded so logical that a lot of us have repeated it However I have seen a- top y cruise cost suite on a $6000 And I cannot believe the proper tipping should come to - 45-da- $600 I would figure shipboard tipa ping on a descending scale For voyage of up to 10 days first-clas$10 to the room steward $10 to the table steward $5 to the deck steward For the next 10 days I would add half—$5 $5 $250 And if the trip is 10 days longer I would add the same amount as for the second 10 days — $5 $5 $250 And so on DONT DOUBLE For two people don't double the tip— add one half Add one childquarter for each I would If you go second-clas- s use this base formula But make half what you would pay it just in first-clas- s —what they If you go third-clas- s on t h e Atlantic call tourist-clas- s run— I'd make it a third of the first-clas- s formula There are some additional tips: A wine steward gets about $5 per couple per 10 days — if you use him every day A headwaiter gets tipped like a headwaiter in a hotel if you have him serve a special party A bartender gets tipped the s: - Under-the-4abl- rate G easy-mone- Harding's presdency ill-starr- ed Even honest Abe Lincoln felt the backlash of scandalous doings by men in his cabinet UGLY RUMORS Late in 1861 Lincoln sat in the White House and listened in amazement as crusty old Rep ) told of Thaddeus Stevens Secabout rumors circulating ugly Simon of Cameron War retary Lincoln: "You don't mean he'd (R-Pa- rovThe Standard-Examiner'- s ing correspondent will answer your questions on travel from his own experiences in making reservations changing money locating restaurants and battling foreign languages Make the question specific And don't forget the stamped self Stevens (drily): "He wouldn't red-hot ddressed Stan By REP HENRY ALDOUS back" When the stench from Cameron's war contract deals grew too d Lincoln perbad the mitted him to resign from the Cabinet and packed him off as minister to Russia STAYS BOUGHT was Cameron incidentally It who spelled out his credo as a wealthy Pennsylvania politicalJ boss in these words: "An honest politician is one is bought will stay who when he ' bought"- In a like vein there is the classic outcry of the late Sen Jim Watson during a issue in the Sencontested hotly kind-hearte- JORDAN'S HEALTH CLINIC DR Reducing Diet Only Works If Recommendations Filled Because of a large number of questions which I have received in connection with a recent column on dieting for overweight I should like to give the refer- fir ence on which W the column was based a This dealt with high fat protein low car- be severely damaged or irritated by taking enemas Most physicians feel that elimination should be regulated by diet rather than by the regular use of laxatives or enemas either one of which can lead to trouble Q —Is there any effective reme dy to stop a person from talking crying or yelling in his sleep? — MG A —I presume Ihis is a form of nightmare It is remotely possible that there is a physical explanation and that this could be revealed by a test involving the use of an instrument called an (R-In- d) ate "We've got 'em beat!" Watson exclaimed and added cannily if they don't buy us!" Scandals involving congressional bribery collusion conspiracy kickbacks nepotism and other forms of chicanery have filled books but with a few exceptions there has been little major stigma attached to the persons of American presidents themselves But — Andrew Jackson's "k i tch e n cabinet" dispensed opulent favors to a vast hoard of office seekers and others Martin Van Buren known as the Red Fox was a chief architect of modern machine politics —ie the use of government jobs favors and contracts to reward "-- high bohydrate diet and came from an article entitled "Treating Overweight P a- tients" published Dr Jordan in the Journal of the American electroencephalograph Nov 16 However if the person i s Medical Association 957 healthy I do not know of anyThere are some differences of thing to do except to try to avoid opinion on the' best reducing undue excitement from such stimdiets Good results are frequently ulants as television or radio proobtained with several different grams or disturbing reading kinds just before bedtime and attempthowever diet ing otherwise to lead a calm and Any reducing can be effective only if the per- healthful life Q — My eyes are so extremely son who is dieting follows the sensitive to light that I have to recommendations scrupulously the year Q— For years I have been tak- wear tinted glasses ing regular enemas but recently around but once several years have started going to a doctor ago I suffered blackouts when I who wants me to stop What is went to the beach What do you think can be done? —Mrs RM wrong with this? —A A— I do not know of anything A—The digestive tract is lined with delicate tissue which can that can be done for this light sensitivity except the wearing of glasses which lessen the glare However under such circumstances one would want to be very sure that the glasses were All r exactly right for continuous wear I suggest that an eye specialist PATERSON N J (AP) — 7 be consulted Mrs Jennie Fields 28 gave birth Q —One doctor told me I have to a girl in the front seat of her coronary insufficiency and ancar plumb in the middle of a other called- it angina pectoris Are these the same and what busy intersection here it mean? — S on slammed the does Her husband A— These are essentially the brakes when she said her time same It would be proper to call had come anigna pectoris (which means Police halted all traffic and pain in the chest) the most imfour of them assisted at the birth portant symptom of coronary Cars were held up for more than insufficiency The latter means essentially that the coronary half an hour! blood vessels which" supply the Mother "and daughter were heart muscle do not carry enough later taken to Paterson General blood to this prgan Hospital where both were reported doing fine - To Cash k If yo hove told your home tract yew can convert your into cash through a special row available at Prudential on con- contract service Federal JaYlngt for complete information phone or visit Prudential Federal Savings 125 South Main St Phone collect end etk for Elgin 65 Mr i s Harriets — RAMBLER Crips Dentures Firmly Quickly! at your favorite drug counter 60f Federal Prohibition Commissioner Roy A Haynes testified that a cry chief could rake in a mililon dollars a month in bribes One of his agents he said had been of-- i fered $300000 a week "The reveberating chorus of corrupt dollars sounds day and night in the ears of all classes of employes from the highest officials down to the hublest clerk" $6000-a-year-sta- SCHEME The scheme which involved Abel Rath-bon- e Grant's brother-in-laCorbin a New York stock speculator was no less than an audacious attempt to corner the gold market But while Fisk ran up the price of gold from 137 to 162 Grant U S Treasquietly ordered the bubury to sell The Gduld-Fis- k ble exploded Later a furibus storm broke around Grant in 1872 when an investigation of the credit scandals disclosed the wholesale bribery of congressy men in the of nearly 200000 square miles of public land to the railroads Chief culprits included such figures as Vice President Schuyler Colfax and House Speaker James GJ Blaine of Maine Blaine later known as "the plumed knight" accepted stock and favors from railroad tycoons "Why should I not be friend? I like rich ly with the said he defiantly people" AUDACIOUS w te Haynes said Harding's Atty Gen Harry M chief of the Ohio Daugherty gang was a poor man when he entered the Cabinet Congres- sional investigation disclosed that Daugherty amassed over $100000 0 in two years His salary was a year Harding who had showered g on his offices cronies was stunned and broken by the disclosures of corruptions Shortly before his death in 1923 Harding asked in utter bewilderment: "What should a president do whose friends have betrayed him?" Franklin D Roosevelt's Vice President Jolm N (Cactus Jack) Garner had his own answer to offers of unexpected riches Rejecting a $100000 radio offer Garner said gruffly: "I am not worth it as John Garner and any value I have attained as vice president of the United States is not for sale" mo-bilj- er $12-00- " give-awa- poker-playin- well-todo- STUCK 1884 Farther back in the pages of Consequently I have been working with the Utah National Guard history grafters swarmed to the officers on a counter-propospublic trough with the simple which would require the substi greed of hogs during the "spoils tution of a needed unit type system" admiristration of Presiwhere an existing unit type has dent Andrew Jackson (1829-183While Jackson exploited the become unnecessary This means that Brigham Smithfield Garland slogan "to the victor belong the and Logan would receive a new spoils" scandal burgeoned darkly type of unit to replace the exist- on capitol hill Such pillars of early American The counter-proposing one would also require the continued politics as Vice President John strength- of 400000 men This C Calhoun Henry Clay and Danwould mean that Ogden and the iel Webster were found on a list other Utah cities would keep their of congress members who had loans mostly unsecured on the ) existing units al j 7) al BETTER UTAH WHEAT MARKETING A "sort spot" affecting Utah wheat growers will be changed next year USD A officials have advised me The state of Arizona will be included within the commercial wheat area and receive regular acreage' allotment resulting in a significant reduction in : production in This will help the marketing of Utah wheat At present the penalty for growing wheat in Arizona is only 25 per cent since the state is a noncommercial area However next year the full 45 per cent penalty will apply to any wheat grown and marketed beyond their allotments ' Bank government-chartere- d of the United States Webster's un: 0 secured loans totaled over op $26-00- Dubbed the "bribery bank" the bank's charter was dissolved in 1832 by Jackson who mistrusted bankers Aside from Teapot Dome the administration was Harding marked by a riot of corruption in which "the little green house on K Street" figured as a shadowy symbol of the prohibition era The house at 1625 K Street a few blocks north of the White House was the hangout of the Ohio gang which illegally sold nermits tn bootleggers for the withdrawal green-painte- 2325 Wash Blvd Absolutely the latest In stereophonic records tape equipment d to come tn Best of the to listen and You are Invited so-call- ed ZALE'S JULY SALES Stereophonic Sound i Another Feature of HURRY! 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traditionally does very little by way of concrete action This week however the House Ways and Means Committee reported out a bill (HR 13332) providing a $250000000 program of tax relief for small businesses I several provisions of the bill and was pleased with the action The measure includes: 1 Permits business firms to reduce their taxable income by deducting for depreciation in the first year a ''larger percentage of the cost of the machinery and equipment This would apply would become invaluable because only to personal property ac- it is dispersed throughout the quired after Dec 31 1957 It cities and towns of America and permits depreciation of an added it is a trained force ready for im20 per cent of the cost of investaction with an established ment outlays up to $10000 or in mediate structure and a unit command the case of joint returns up to base The plan applies to $20000 In Utah as an illustration in both new and used machinery event of an enemy invasion the and equipment officers and - men ' with 5000 2 Permits estate taxes from including 2000 veclosely heldbusinesses to be paid equipment hicles be would prepared to fight in 10 annual installments These men and units could do LIBERAL DEDUCTIONS constructive work such as build 3 Aids investment in small bridges as well as fight the businesses by providing liberal deductions for losses Permits retroactive tax refunds for three previous years as a result of net operating losses 5 Boosts to $100000 the present $60000 credit offset against penalty taxes for accumulating friends earnings I will work for passage of this HOUSE GIFT before bill adjourns Ulysses S Grant accepted a Small businessCongress deserves help in $50000 house in Philadelphia as competing industrial the against a gift He also took a $6000 gift of trotting horses and carirage giants This week Utah's Adjutant from a federal official later convicted of tax evasion in the mil- - General Max Rich and Col Joe whisky ring con- - j Whitesides were in Washington opposing the proposed National spiracy ' cuts and reorganization Guard Grover Cleveland felt the hot The Pentagon's plans Demplans blast of personal scandal as mean would that Ogden would ocratic nominee for president in 1884 when the Buffalo Evening lose one headquarters unit and Logan Garland Smithfield and Telegraph charged that Cleveland a bachelor had sired an il- Brigham City would lose their National Guard contingents legitimate son Cleveland who went on to win the election admitted having an affair with the woman but claimed other men were involved Special Delivery Traffic Halts Ball Chain Fine But Also Cruel I believe that an excellent case can be made for continuing the National Guard at its present strength It is entirely possible that if a major war broke out our National Guard units could become one of the most vital links in our chain of defense For example suppose the Communists should plan a surprise attack which succeded in its terrible mission of wiping out the major centers of our regular troops After such a destructive attack by bombers and missiles an enemy would still have to invade our counrty before having any chance of completing its objective of taking over America This is where the National Guard d government-seale- distilleries But the scandal stuck to Blaine like tar and probably was one of the causes of his defeat as the Republican presidential nominee against Grover Cleveland in Small Business Wins Tax Break stove" The enraged Cameron demanded an immediate retraction Coldly Stevens replied: "I said you wouldn't steal a red-ho- t stove I now take that of liquor from Jay Gould and Jim Fisk Wall Street plungers who thought they had "bought" Grant by 'winPresing and dining the war-herident and persuaded him not to let the US Treasury sell gold for a short period SCANDAL CONGRESSMAN IN WASHINGTON steal?" steal a 4) e era 10-da- be As applied to Washington of- 1920s Washington once received a piece y Sen George Frisbie Hoar (1826-190trend of woven silk from a woman ad- ficialdom the conruns the gamut from free of Massachusetts once said mirer and wrote her: hr-thhaircuts free first 16 years of US that' postage gressional as to estaban is it "Contrary susto and the travel free often government including the adlished maxim of mine not to acbackseldom of ministrations but Washington and exposed cept a present from anyone yet pectedboodle Adams and John tbe first term stage a mark of considering this as Washingerson— was more of of observers Veteran the "there Jeff to me and your peculiar attention scanning the list corruption than under Grant" as evidence of what our climate ton-scene But the Grant administration aided by industry is capable of of mink and vicuna coat peccadilinare World II los since ranks with that of the War still yielding I receive and thank you to ask "How clined cynically: big Harding in the forefront for this effort of your skill" were the ones that got away?" of any history of scandals in govTIPPED INSIDERS In times gone by some of the ernment But Washington had to suffer big ones didn't get away4 Victimized by friends and bethe unsavory manipulations of his of President Grant's secretary trayed by spoilsmen Grant himAlexM of the Robeson self was apparently an honest the secretary treasury Navy George ander Hamilton who privately who entered the Cabinet as a pen- man He accepted countless gifts tipped off insiders that 79 million niless lawyer went into partner- but on at least one occasion he dollars worth of nearly worthless ship with a firm selling supplies foiled a great public swindle The event centered on the 1869 war bonds — purchasable at five to 'the Navy In eight years Robe"Black Friday" speculations of cnets on the dollar or less —would son banked $320000 The mink coats deep freezes and 5 per centers of the Truman JULY 20 1953 i7 gilt-edg- give-away- ren isstiee ds redeemed by the Federal Grant's Secretary of War William W Belknap sold the trade Treasury at par in Those the know scoured the monopoly at an army fort for countryside buying up the bonds $6000 a year and became the first ' with) at bargain prices At least 16 of US Cabinet ofifcer ever tried Nevertheless Republicans had a the nation's 26 senators and 29 for impeachment He escaped by out of 64 House members prof- a narrow five-vot- e margin after gay time singing derisively: Hamilton's ited leak from hurriedly resigning "Mat Ma! where's my pa? And President Harding's Sec"There j is no kind of dishonGone to the White House Ha! Ha! Ha!" esty into? which otherwise good retary of the Interior Albert B Where Sherman Adams con- people more easily and frequently Fall got $100000 cash in a littlee fessed he was "imprudent" in ac- fall than that of defrauding the black bag and $328000 in wrote Benjamin securities in the Teapot cepting gifts from Boston mil- government" Dome Franklin oil scandals of the early lionaire Goldfine President By ROGER GREENE WASHINGTON (AP) — The furor that has swirled around Bernard Goldfine's gifts to Sherman Adams is little more than a mild squall compared to storms that buffeted administrations as far back as George Washington Political morality seems to e change with the times deals that scarcely stirred a ripple a century or more ago now kick up a veritable tempest when exposed to public scrutiny The list cf misdeeds is almost endless: Andrew Jackson's spoils system the "Credit Mobilier" s and Whisky railroad Grant adscandals of the Ring ministration Teapot Dome the Ohio gang and "The little green house on K Street" of War- same way if you get him for a special party in your room DESCENDING RATE There is the problem of bar waiters I ask them right away if they are pooling their tips (Usually they are) If so you forcan use a descending mula on these tips If they are not pooling their tips—and you get different waiters each day — you have to play it by ear I usually tip about once a week Maybe $3 to $4 to the waiter who happens to handle my table when I have several guests Eventually it works out everybody gets a percentage The same descending rate tipping canbe used in resort hotels: Set up a basic good tip for the first week half of that for the second week On resort tips you might give half of your first week's total tip within a day or two On shipboard tip at the end y of a five- - to voyage Just before you get off But on a longer voyage with stopovers tip up to date about halfway through When you hit a port where the crew gets ashore envelope please Delaplane care of The — ' Prtiidenti frem (Editor'i Not Eistnhower - have Washington through wrestled with tht tamo politically both erseme question: What Is tht difference between a bribe and a gift? Hero ara soem of the answers they're coma no AA 7' A R UTAH SUNDAY MORNING OGDEN US Political Morality STANDARD-EXAMINE- Tool Free Gift Wrepping— and jrtVVx Doubly Guaronteed Mercnan- WASH 2449 Washington Ogden 180 S iMain Salt Lake — j diss A¥HHr- - 2449 ISO S BLVD OGDEN Main Salt Lake |