Show ri fJ PAGE FOUR f i STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH EX LIBRIS FLUNKED May 25 1939 by eir congdon Axe the Forester BY M LOUIS First a word about the book reviewed last week Your writer’s had unfortunate results The first two paragraphs were cut at the last minute leaving the author of "The Thibaults" entirely unmentioned Here is the information The book is by Roger Martin du Gard winner of the Noble Prize for 1937 and a fine novelist if there ever was one With the great and final day so near at hand I am going to devote two weeks to listing suggestions for summer reading For those BY FRANTZEN Speaking of Maugham “Of Human Bondange” by W by a cheap ignorant Speaking of Maugham very little about and widely his latest the man’s written The Trading Post Futuristic “Brave New World” by Aldous MARGO and GERRIE Man: “They say you can tell a girl’s character by the clothes she wears” Another Man: “Nonsense! Girls than must have more character that!” — Silver and Gold your gtandchildren FRATERNITIES AND SCHOLARSHIP j n examination of the fraternity scholastic averages published on this page should go far in eliminating the erroneous idea that fraternities and scholarship are mutually exclusive With the exception of one or two groups affiliated students compare favorably with Sororities have a better record than fraternities when comparison with the student body normal is made All the aversororities except one were well above the the below one were all fraternities while the except age average However when allowance is made for the values which social groups add to the individual’s education the margin of weight inevitably favors fraternity membership This conclusion of course is based on the theory that scholastically each fraternity is fairly homogeneous The factors favoring or opposing affiliation rest primarily upon the desire or need of the student for a more intense social education than the normal collegiate career entails Unless the student who does affiliate is below average fraternity membership has small effect on his non-affiliat- es all-m- en LITERARY SOCIETIES life towards extra-cur- ri trend of Jn the galloping one of college chief of these the literary the activities cular society has almost been forgotten and has suffered acutely from lack of interest in recent years The reason for this lack of interest is difficult of analysis for the literary society can train the college student to express his thoughts both clearly and concisely which should be one of the major attainments of a college “Crime and Punishment” 0 points for girls’ telephone calls Murder stories are very popular 2 points for letter from the boy at these days I suggest an early one home that is a great classic: “Crime and 5 points for local male telephone Russian the Punishment” by calls Feodor Dostoievsky It is a psy7 points for long distance male a chological study of a murderer telephone calls young student who commits colddate 8 points for a week-en- d blooded deliberate murder under 10 points for major school dance the compulsion of an obsession date Redemption comes in the love of a 15 points for fraternity dance date exile girl who goes with him into 35 points for fraternity pin in Siberia This a moving and If you can average 50 points a fascinating book week you are a real queen In Pictures If you can average 40 points a “Wuthering Heights” by Emily week you’re a princess movie Bronte has been made into a If you can average 25 points you which critics have acclaimed as are doing okay a very good film It should send — Rocky Mt Collegian a lot of us back to the book itself It is one of the strangest most STEPS OF SOPHISTICATION melancholy books in English literFreshman: “I don't know” ature the kind one doesn’t forget Sophomere: “I am not prepared” after having once read it Junior: “I don't remember” Senior: “I don't believe that I can add anything to what has been CAMPUS NOTICES Notices may be telephoned (50) from 7 to 9 o’clock of the evening preceding publication Senior girls who are interested in borrowing money during the next two weeks from the Loan Fund of the USAC Faculty Women’s League should contact Mrs was the primary Leon B Linford — 280 North Third To train the student in purpose for which these societies were originally establish- East (Phone 1170) ed and to sit back placidly and see them die out is a crimThe library will be open from 1 p m until 10 inal offense against a college program p(m on MemoriThere is hope however What chance there is of suc- al day Reserved books may be cess will depend not upon the promotion of a few faculty taken out Monday at 4:45 pm to members but upon the enthusiasm of the college student be returned Wednesday at 9 am All members of the Amical himself Chapter of Phrateres meet in the Little Theatre today at 5 p m All sophomores and ALLIED CURRICULAR NOT EXTRA CURRICULAR juniors majoring in vocational agriculshould be given every opportunity to ture and meet FriStudents in as many varied activities as they like Many of day at 12 noon in Main 280 All former Box Elder high the most valuable experiences gained in college are learned outside the classroom but the major portion of a suc- school students call in the education office Main 277 at once cessful college career is a satisfactory classroom record Theta Alpha Phi meets today Just as no student is well educated who thinks that at 3:30 p m in the Little Theatre Faculty meeting Friday at 1 p academic success means everything no student who mam in Little Theatre successwill in be activities anymore jors grades must be handful either in college or out of it If these activities cannot edGraduates in to the registrar's office not exbe handled successfully and are used as later than Friday cuses for not studying they should be dropped ORDER OF COMMENCEMENT EXERCISES clubs Student Life and other publications sports 28 — Symphony May Sunday dramatics and debate offer excellent training and valuable Concert 3:00 tabernacle Logan experience to those who take the time to accomplish worth- Range Trip students and two faculty members returned Sunday from an inspection trip to the United States sheep experiment station near Dubois Idaho Experiments being conducted on grazing systems and sheep breeding were examined The trip was very educational and enjoyed by all of the fellows Phi Gamma Rho Last Tuesday initiates of Phi Gamma Rho fulfilled all requirements for entrance into the fraternity when they furnished the old members with a party in the Institute Those men who became members after the party were Max Clinkinbeard Edward Chatelain Lorm Dedrickson Elliott Killpack John Hampton John Quayle Harold Hiner and Max Robinson Elections New officers for the coming year were elected by members of Phi Gamma Rho in a special meeting held Monday New officers are KenFrantzen Todd president neth Bowers vice president Elliott Killpack secretary treasurer and Max Clinkinbeard ranger New Truck The school of forestry is to have a new truck soon Dean Dunn announces The new vehicle is to be a 133 inch wheelbase panel body By FERRES NYMAN job The panel sides will be cut and windows inserted Seats for 15 will be installed The truck will be used for summer camp Ag Party Don't forget the stag party to- and field trips Apply Now! night Meet in front of the Animal Applications are now due for InHusbandry building at 5 p m tramural manager and editor of — Ag Program — These applications the Juniper Tune in KVNU tonight at 7:30 should be written out and submitted to Paul Scherbel A club counP M and hear the Home Beauticil meeting will be held in the near fication program which will be future to appoint men for these presented by the Garden Club positions Twenty-fiv- for those who read here are some said” — Rocky Mt Collegian MONOSYLLABICATION Wet Eyes Get Guys Jones: “How is your son getting along in college?” Smith: “He must be doing pretty well in languages I just paid for three courses — $10 for Greek $10 for Latin and $100 for Scotch” —Criterion Gypsy: well-round- TODD e Quarter Grade Reports According- to reports from the registrar’s office Pj Kappa Alpha tops all other campus fraternities in scholarship for fall and winter quarters with an average of 1653 coming into the foreground from last year’s second place Leading the sororities is Theta Upsilon with an average of 1924 Last year’s scholarship leaders Lambda Chi dropped to third place and Tau Zeta Tau to fourth place The scholastic average for all men in fraternities is be low the all men average at the college but the sorority average is higher than the all women’s average All student average is 1707 all women’s 1837 all men’s 1652 FRATERNITY SCHOLASTIC STATISTICS 1938-3- 9 FALL QUARTER Fraternity Pi Kappa Alpha Phi Kappa Iota Sigma Chi Beta Kappa Sigma Phi Epsilon Sigma Nu Lambda Chi 2 5 7 WINTER QUARTER Ag Crier — Ag Show — At the Ag council meeting Thursday plans were started for the 1939 Ag Show With the possibility of using the new field house comes prospects of a much bigger and better show It has been suggested that the show be held for three days instead of one according to the tentative plans Suggested departments for the “39" show were: fruits flowers crops livestock vegetable preserved foods dairy products poultry fashion or textiles educational home exhibits and farm and equipment Suggested leaders and committee heads were as follows: manager assistant manager for agriculture assistant mandiger Tor Home Economics treasurer publicity program awards entercontests tainment decorations harconstruction demonstrations vest Ball guide refreshments economics banquet float parade and faculty advisory Max Conrad was chosen as manager for the show and Sterling Taylor was chosen as assistant manager for agriculture Ag-ho- Readers' Recoil We all expect that this stuff about Benito Mussolini was just All of we going to blow-ovpeople thought it’s just a little joke or something Everyone is always joking about your President some times but everyone don’t mind it because its always a joke Weil some times someone goes too far and people gets mad Well that whats happened We got mad you went to far you dont like a person to joke to much about your President and none of us likes what your saying the Duce about our Piesident Would you like somone to say Rosvelt was dead I guess not So don't say nomore about Mussolini in your Bob Roy column or we dont by your newspaper agan an you bettr say excuse me in your next paper to Vi tor R I dont want to say my last name for specally reasins Ed Note: The Student Life takes no responsibility for the spelling accuracy of the above letter STOP BAGGAGE-ITIS- ! Technical name for Baggage bother when vacation bound” Use this easy economical RAILWAY EXPRESS d cure — by thousands of carefree collegians: (1) Pack everything carefully into your trunks boxes and bags (2) Lock strap and label ’em deftly (3) Phone or drop by the Railway Express office and tell them tvhen to call and uhere to deliver THAT’S ALL! Your baggage is practically home Charges include pick-u- p and delivery in alt cities and principal towns And you can send everything “express collect’’— at low rates So when your holiday baggage is ready just phone RAILWAY FXPRESS to call You can then board yout train without a care in the world! 1839 —A Ctnlury of Service— 1939 I tell your fortune U I C Passenger Depot Cor 1st South and Main ’Phone 17 Logan Man: How much? Gypsy: Fifty cents Man: Correct — Silver and Gold Utah Rai lwayExpre s s The professor who comes in late for his class is quite rare In fact he is in a class by himself AGENCY INC Smith-Hugh- extra-curricul- Kappa Delta: There hasn't been much stirring around the house lately Pi Kap How’s that? Kappa Delta: Somebody stole all the spoons —Silver and Gold See the RAILWAY EXPRESS Exhibits at the New York World's Fair f! - and the San prancisco Golden Gate International Exposition ar half-heart- TO m while results These activities afford excellent opportunities p Wednesday May 31— Oratorio for self education and personal satisfaction and glory to “Elijah" Logan tabernacle 8:15 the students who seriously consider them enough to fulfill p m their responsibilities and duties Saturday June 3 — KSL Extension Broadcast College 5:15 to 5:45 p m LOGAN HARDWARE COMPANY 45 Main Street Headquarters for Sporting Goods See our Complete New Lines of FISHING TACKLE Season Opens June 4th Icnvcrse and Ball Brand Sporting Boots auditorium Sunday June 4 — Collegiate church services 10:30 am to 12:00 m Baccalaureate Service Amphitheatre 7:00 p m Monday June 5 — Band concert college campus 2:00 to 3:00 p m Reception by President and Mrs E G Peterson Commons 3:00 to 5:00 p m Commencement phitheatre 6:30 p exercises m Am- TWO TTrOttettl do the work That bright young boy or girl deserve ’ A ROYAL PORTABLE A ROYAL the portable with office Applications for senior markettypewriter features! 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