Show PAGE FOUR STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH May 25 EX LIBRIS FLUNKED BY a cheap to reports from the registrar’s office pj all other campus fraternities in scholar-shitops Alpha ’ Kappa for fall and winter quarters with an average of 1653 Range Trip coming into the foreground from last year’s second place’ Twenty-fiv- e students and two Leading the sororities is Theta Upsilon with an average of faculty members returned Sunday 1924 Last year’s scholarship leaders Lambda Chi dropped from an inspection trip to the to third place and Tau Zeta Tau to fourth place United States sheep experiment The scholastic average for all men in fraternities is station near Dubois Idaho Experithe all men average at the college but the sorority ments being conducted on grazing is higher than the all women’s average All student systems and sheep breeding were average average is 1707 all women’s 1837 all men’s 1652 examined FRATERNITY SCHOLASTIC STATISTICS The trip was very educational FALL all of the fellows and his latest the widely and man's written Futuristic “Brave New World" by Aldous out how MARGO and GERRIE Man: “They say you can tell a girl’s character by the clothes she wears’’ Another Man: "Nonsense! Girls must have more character than your that!" gfandchildren —Silver and Gold live “Crime and Punishment’ 0 points for girls’ telephone calls Murder stories are very popular 2 points for letter from the boy at SCHOLARSHIP AND FRATERNITIES these days I suggest an early one home that is a great classic: “Crime and 5 points for local male telephone pubscholastic examination of the averages fraternity fln Russian the Punishment” by calls lished on this page should go far in eliminating the er- Feodor Dostoievsky It is a psyroneous idea that fraternities and scholarship are mutually chological study of a murderer a 7 points for long distance male telephone calls exclusive With the exception of one or two groups affiliat- young student who commits colddate 8 points for a week-en- d ed students compare favorably with blooded deliberate murder under 10 points for major school dance the compulsion of an obsession date Sororities have a better record than fraternities when Redemption comes in the love of a 15 points for fraternity dance date All the made comparison with the student body normal is girl who goes with him into exile 35 points for fraternity pin aver- in Siberia This a moving and sororities except one were well above the If you can average 50 points a age while all the fraternities except one were below the fascinating book week you are a real queen In Pictures If you can average 40 points a average However when allowance is made for the “Wuthering Heights" by Emily week you’re a princess values which social groups add to the individual’s education the margin of weight inevitably favors fraternity mem- Bronte has been made into a movieas If you can average 25 points you which critics have acclaimed bership This conclusion of course is based on the theory a very good film It should send are doing okay Mt Collegian —Rocky is each chat scholastically fairly homogeneous fraternity a lot of us back to the book itself The factors favoring or opposing affiliation rest pri- It is one of the strangest most STEPS OF SOPHISTICATION melancholy books in English literFreshman: "I don't know" marily upon the desire or need of the student for a more ature the kind one doesn’t forget Sophomere: "I am not prepared” ntense social education than the normal collegiate career once read it Junior: "I don't remember" entails Unless the student who does affiliate is below aver-ig- e after having Senior: “I don’t believe that fraternity membership has small effect on his can add anything to what has been es all-m- en LITERARY SOCIETIES trend of college life towards activities one of the chief of these the literary ociety has almost been forgotten and has suffered acute-- v from lack of interest in recent years The reason for this lack of interest is difficult of analy-i- s for the literary society can train the college student to xpress his thoughts both clearly and concisely which hould be one of the major attainments of a college educa-io- n 'n the galloping extra-curricul- ar CAMPUS NOTICES Notices may be telephoned (50) from 7 to 9 o’clock of the evening preceding publication Senior girls who are interested in borrowing money during the next two weeks from the Loan Fund of the USAC Faculty Women's League should contact Mrs was the primary Leon B Linford — 280 North Third To train the student in mrpose for which these societies were originally establish- East (Phone 1170) ’d and to sit back placidly and see them die out is a crim-nThe library will he open from 1 p m until 10 offense against a college program pm on MemoriThere is hope however What chance there is of suc- al day Reserved books may be cess will depend not upon the promotion of a few faculty taken out Monday at 4:45 pm to nembers but upon the enthusiasm of the college student be returned Wednesday at 9 am All members of the Amical limself Chapter of Phrateres meet in the Little Theatre today at 5 p m All sophomores and ALLIED CURRICULAR NOT EXTRA CURRICULAR juniors majoring in vocational agriculStudents should be given every opportunity to partici-- ) ture and meet Fripate in as many varied activities as they like Many of day at 12 noon in Main 280 he most valuable experiences gained in college are learn-- d All former Box Elder high school students call in the educaoutside the classroom but the major portion of a tion office Main 277 at once college career is a satisfactory classroom record Theta Alpha Phi meets today Just as no student is well educated who thinks that at 3:30 p m in the Little Theatre icademic success means everything no student who ma-or- s Faculty meeting Friday at 1 p in activities will be anymore success-'u- l m in Little Theatre grades must be handeither in college or out of it If these activities cannot edGraduates in to the registrar's office not exe handled successfully and are used as later than Friday cuses for not studying they should be dropped ORDER OF COMMENCEMENT EXERCISES Student Life and other publications sports clubs 28 — Symphony May Sunday Iramatics and debate offer excellent training and valuable Concert 3:00 Logan tabernacle worth-vhil- e who to TODD According- - p ignorant Speaking of Maugham Quarter Grade Reports Axe the Forester BY FRANTZEN Speaking of Maugham Human Bondange" by W by by eir congdonl jL LOUIS First a word about the book reviewed last week Your writer’s had unfortunate results The first two paragraphs were cut at the last minute leaving the author of ‘The Thibaults” entirely unmentioned Here is the information The book is by Roger Martin du Gard winner of the Noble Prize for 1937 and a fine novelist if there ever was one With the great and final day so near at hand I am going to devote two weeks to listing suggestions for summer reading For those “Of 1930 said" — Rocky Mt Collegian MONOSYLLABICATION Wet Eyes Get Guys Jones: “How is your son getting along in college?” Smith: “He must be doing pretty well in languages 1 just paid for three courses — $10 for Greek $10 for Latin and $100 for Scotch” — Criterion enjoyed by Phi Gamma Rho Last Tuesday initiates of Phi Gamma Rho fulfilled ail requirements for entrance into the fraternity when they furnished the old members with a party in the Institute Those men who became members after the party were Max Chnkinbeard Edward Chatelain Lorin Dedrickson Elliott Killpack John Hampton John Quayle Harold Hiner and Max Robinson Elections New officers for the coming year were elected by members of Phi Gamma Rho in a special meeting held Monday New officers are: KenFrantzen Todd president neth Bowers vice president Elliott Killpack secretary treasurer and Max Clinkinbeard ranger New Truck The school of forestry is to have a new truck soon Dean Dunn announces The new vehicle is to be a 133 inch wheelbase panel body job The panel sides will be cut and windows inserted Seats for 15 will be installed The truck will be used for summer camp Ag Party Don’t forget the stag party to- and field trips Apply Now! night Meet in front of the Animal are now due for InApplications Husbandry building at 5 p m tramural manager and editor of — Ag Program — the Juniper These applications Tune in KVNU tonight at 7:30 should be written out and submitted to Paul Scherbel A club counP M and hear the Home Beauticil meeting will be held in the near fication program which will be future to appoint men for these presented by the Garden Club positions Fraternity Pi Kappa Alpha Phi Kappa Iota Sigma Chi Beta Kappa Sigma Phi Epsilon Sigma Nu Lambda Chi Fraternity Pi Kappa Alpha Sigma Chi Beta Kappa rhi Kappa L Sigma Phi E 1 82 Pi Kappa Alpha 72 2 Sigma Chi 3 20 Lambda Chi ’ 73 4 Phi Kappa Iota 54 5 Beta Kappa 50 6 Sigma Phi Epsilon 41 7 Sigma Nu SORORITY SCHOLASTIC STATISTICS Fall Quarter 1938-3- 9 extra-curricul- 1653 1550 1528 1522 1458 1430 1366 Total Aver 1960 1929 1875 1788 1584 1994 1979 1882 1812 1750 — Ag Show — At the Ag council meeting Thursday plans were started for the 1939 Ag Show With the possibility of using the new field house comes prospects of a much bigger and better show It has been suggested that the show be held for three days instead of one according to the tentative plans Suggested departments for the “39" show were: fruits flowers crops livestock vegetable preserved foods dairy products poultry fashion or textiles educational home exhibits and farm and equipment Suggested leaders and committee heads were as follows: manager assistant manager for agriculture assistant mamUger ffor Home Economics treasurer puenterblicity program awards contests tainment decorations harconstruction demonstrations vest Ball guide refreshments economics banquet float parade and faculty advisory Max Conrad was chosen as manager for the show and Sterling Taylor was chosen as assistant manager for agriculture Ag-ho- Readers’ Recoil We all expect that this stuff about Benito Mussolini was just All of we going to blow-ovpeople thought it’s just a little joke or something Everyone is always joking about your President some times but tern as follows : 3 representative of an A everyone don’t mind it because its always a joke Weil some times someone goes too far and people BAGGAGE-ITIS- ! gets mad Well that whats happen-e- d We got mad you went to far Technical name for “Baggage you dont like a person to joke to much about your President and bother when vacation bound” none of us likes what your saying about our President the Duce Would you like somone to say Rosvelt was dead I guess not So don’t say nomore about Mussolini in your Bob Roy column or we dont by your newspaper agan an you bettr say excuse me in your next paper to Vitor R Use this economical RAILWAY EXPRESS I dont want to say my last name cure — easy by thousands of carefree collefor specally reasins gians: (1) Pack everything carefully into your Ed Note The Student Life trunks boxes and bags (2) Lock strap and label ’em deftly (3) Phone or drop by the takes no responsibility for the Railway Express office and tell them uhen 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Your letter 2 B and 1 C STOP and delivery in all cities and baggage is practically home Charges include pick-u- p principal towns And you can send everything "express collect"— at low rates So when your holiday baggage is ready just phone Rah way Express to call You can then board your train without a care in the world! 1839 —A Ctnlury of Service— 1939 Gypsy: I tell your fortune Man: How much? Gypsy: Fifty cents Man: Correct — Silver and Gold U I C Passenger Depot Cor 1st South and Main ’Phone 17 Logan Utah Rai lwaFxpre s s The professor who comes in late for his class is quite rare In fact he is in a class by himself AGENCY Smith-Hugh- suc-:essf- ul 5 6 7 WINTER QUARTER al well-round- 2 Kappa Delta: There hasn't been much stirring around the house lately Pi Kap How’s that? Kappa Delta: Somebody stole all the spoons — Silver and Gold ” ylNC See the RAILWAY EXPRESS Exhibits at the New York World’s Fair z and the San Francisco Golden Gate International Exposition ar half-heart- take the time accomplish p m results These activities afford excellent opportunities Wednesday May 31— Oratorio or self education and personal satisfaction and glory to “Elijah” Logan tabernacle 8:15 he students who seriously consider them enough to fulfill p m heir responsibilities and duties Saturday June 3— KSL Extension ‘xperience to those Broadcast College 5:15 to 5:45 p m LOGAN HARDWARE COMPANY 45 Main Street Headquarters for Sporting Goods See our Complete New Lines of FISHING TACKLE Season Opens June 4th ze and Ball Brand Sporting Boots auditorium Sunday June 4— Collegiate church services 10:30 am to 12:00 m Baccalaureate Service Amphitheatre 7:00 p m Monday June 5— Band concert college campus 2:00 to 3:00 p m Reception by President and Mrs E G Peterson Commons 3:00 to 5:00 p m TWO ' Tbot bright young boqror girl deserves a ROYAL f whoiI 1 T to J Commencement exercises AmPORTABLE phitheatre 6:30 p m A ROYAL fbe par tuhle with office Application for senior markettypewriter ietttaresi 1 hat'f the typewriter they wni — now — thn (raW ing specialist and marketing specitwn Baxter to use! 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