Show STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH MARCH SO' 1930 PAGE TWO - The STUDENT LIFE Published weekly by students of the Utah College Printed by Clark and Earl Printing as second class mail matter September 1908 under act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 State Agricultural company Entered at Logan Utah mailing at special Act of October 3 1927 MMUCtlTtO FOR NATIONAL AOVERTISiNO BT National Advertising Service Inc College Publishers Representative New York N Y Ave Boston Los Anode Saji riAnntco 420 Madison Chicago Mall subscription rate $100 per year Student subscription from fee ' Authorized August 22 1918 Agency for National Advertising Service 420 Madison Ave New York N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston AIJAV THOMAS Business Manager BILL WARD Asst Business Mgr Wendell H Sorensen Associate Editor Leonard McDonald Associate Editor Lola Jensen Feature Editor Tom Judd Harold Simpson Sports Editor Society Editor Mary Lindsay Proof Editor June Parker News Editor Donald Roush Francis Burgie Copy Desk Editor News Staff: Sam Bailey Gaylon Rosenbaum Genevieve Porter Louise Christensen Margaret Bello Harriet Parks Ezra Geddes George Weston Neva Nuttali Edward Crook Mux Conrad Leola Janson Clint Mecham Editor-in-Chi- Sporta Staff: Jack Heninger LaMar Mackey Duane Turner ef Associate Editor Leo Johnson Dick Harris Thayle Nielsen Feature Writers: Bernidl Winn Helen Wright Dorretta Salisbury Meda Brown Elda Allred Mar Jean Tyson Marjorie Hanson Jay Cragun Society Writers: Claire Barlow June Hanson Inedn Hickman Marie Nelson Laura Johnson Proof and Copy Desks: Mildred Herbert Lillian Lymann Eleanor Rasmuson Ruth Pugmire Florence Wangsgaard Marjorie McCowin Ora Bills Dori3 Passey Jean Hanson Genevieve Johnson Jo Beth Johnson Myrtle Johnson Helen Kelsey Business Staff: Don C Johnson Sidney J Kent James Muse Circulation Staff: Frantzen Todd Paul Scherbel Ed Note: Under threat of withholding student body compensation the Student Life was “ordered’’ this week to submit a report of recent campus polls and matters of Believing that press inpolicy to the executive council timidation is not in order on the Utah State campus we submit our answer LET FREEDOM RING Both Student Life and the executive council are separately responsible to the student body They are not responsible to each other except in cases specifically cited in the student body constitution Neither has nor can legally exercise any authority over the other except in the cases noted For either the Student Life or the executive council to take upon itself the dominant decisive and dictatorial role — that is usurpation of powers reserved to the general body of students The constitution says : “It shall be the duty of the Secre‘ tary (of the council) to keep and preserve an accurate record of the proceedings of all meetings of the organization and of the Executive Council and to report the proceedings of the Executive Council each week through Student Life" Beginning this week Student Life asks that a full complete and authentic report of all council meetings be submitted to the paper for publication The constitution further states: “It shall be the duty of the editor of Student Life to superintend the editing and publishing of the paper’’ This does not state implicitly or explicitly that the editor shall be required to wait upon the executive council pamper its wishes bow to usurped authority render insignificant reports The constitution in delineating on the duties (or powers) of the executive council says : “The Executive Council shall act as a board of control for all departments dealing with publications” Only a power hungry authority grasping cliche of executives bent on destroying the freedom of the press could interpret that statement as giving the council power to act as a board df control of the publications themselves Until a new editor is selected under a publications board Student Life will denounce all efforts directed by the executive council at press coercion as being wholly unfair unconstitutional and a sad reflection on the liberal element of — LMcD the council personnel CONGRATULATIONS JUNIORS! We note with a sigh of satisfaction that the Junior Promenade tomorrow night has hit a high standard of “proms” and that it really will be the high spot of the years social activities To the committee who has dared to revolutionize the entire promenade situation goes our utmost respect We do not mean that we favor anything that is the least bit “high hat” but we hate to see the word “promenade” distorted to the level of a common dance We have always held that night of nights in high esteem and this year it seems as if it will be higher than ever before hard-worki- FINAL EXAMS FOR PROFS TOO! Information comes to us from other campuses to the effect that students are clamoring for professors to be put “on the spot” and information be made available to the student body as to which professor can teach his classes the best We agree that sentiment should not be used as the Number One basis for hiring new professors and that students should know who they can “get the most for their money" from Just what effect this will have on the various campuses Is a bit doubtful as no condescending attitude has been taken by any of the administrations Again we are forced to admit that the administration may have their side to the story but the student view point should come first that is many of the students feel that way By classifying the professors as to their intelligence many things could be taken into consideration For example an outside range of activities should be on the guiding lines so that each person intrusted to instructing young people could not be a narrow one with exact limitations A biologist economics historian or any other instructor ibould know his English and at least have a general knowledge of what is going on about him On the English point alone how many students have to sit through daily classes aad watch the “king’s English” being murdered by supposed e±3C£tors who have been hired to teach what is right and wtat ia wrong 1 A LEADER PASSES Students of the college were shocked last week to hear ct tbe death of one of the prominent members of the Board Tnctisa and the father of two of our outstanding stu-- ’ Li ti death of Dr M J Macfarlane noted Cedar r':-c( and one of the best “salesman’’ the col- -' iaB I J rrtr known the college lost one of it’s truly great Lis served untiringly on the Board and has fJi’tht for the best interests of the school Our go out to the family of this great leader ft j :- - WHO SAID Thursday’s Hash 1— "Well maybe A— A Chi O - - the Stan in the Green E (‘shade it: we did get bumped but just wait until next year?' he B— A Chi O County Roads 2— “Boy! We sure slowed the social life down!” B — Deans Croft and Williams A — A Sig Po-oe- Ag Crier he rp Post Axe the Forester Paul “Bunyan” Rattle rading how-com-e How The Foiestei's openhouse held m the Smart gymnasium The event featured lust night mterelass competition in contests handball voilyball of basketball checkers box hockey ping-pon- g tire wrestle and others Returns as to winners are not as yet notice advance available but comes that the faculty put lip a good fight to surprise the assembled Spring Party Tile Foresters Spring paity has been set for May 13th with hopes-tha- t will number the ‘'lucky” time for all presbring a tip-to- p ent and sailing for the new officers coming in at this date The final elections for the club officers will take place at the regular April Gth meeting following which the newly elected will plan and stage tins paity relieving the present incumbents of their interesting hut time consuming positions Get your dales early fellows Registration The new registration system inthe this year in corporated schools of forestry and engineering worked miu velously well at least with the foiesters In the future this plan will be con tinued with the exception of fall quarter All foresters registered in the forestry building on registration day thus relieving themselves and the library of confusion Senior foresteis were lined up the week before so that they had only to check with the sectioning comne essary mittee and pay the fees The seniors are veiy grateful for the privilege and consideration given them They experience su h only infrequently h New Faces And Old bull-lik- thing like that unless it Wft spring or he had quarreled ' his wife and he’s a bachelor Languorous fem have switched to sport tue? and when evening comes because “it bravely Even have shed wintery garments favor of muscle revealing pi)ii shirts and they too (the shiver in silence And then I ask you what 0tk than spiuig would get Ralph fora out raking the front la or Keith Spencer washing dows? Of course 1 realize th ones mother or wife may hai something to say about this ai ” vity but as a measur let's play that everything ptculk is that way because last Saturda Mother Nature swished her nhr broom around and swejit out it winter and in the spung d “save-face- secutive weeks The first week contest ends Saturday Apnj and the remaining four contes end on the four succeeding Satu days April 15 22 29 and May Scholarships are transferable Five $1000 college scholarships winners may elect to take and 100 cash prizes will be in cash instead awarded to the winners of five weekly contests to be held by the Parker Pen company In making public the details of the awaiils totaling $7500 Kenneth Parker president pointed out that contestants are not required to purchase anything to v in All they have to do is send Has the Best a short sincere statement about Pailter Pens on an entry blank CONFECTIONS which they can obtain without ACCESSORIUS cost fiom any local Parker re-n!cr Fisher Beer on Draught One $1000 Scholarship and 20 21 WEST 1st NORTH cash prizes of $25 each will be each week for five con Pen Company Offers Contest Scholarships ( DENNIES’ Billiard Parlor 1 Prospective Teachers Oh little breezes of the spring That cause my poor bme ears to sting Your praises I shall never sing And that praise would be ample Yergensen Teachers Agency harsh caress does bring no thrill And when I get some dough I will Buy breeze protectors for this lull And set a good example — B Winn KATIIERYN YERGENSEN Manager Superintendent’s and Teachers’ Best Friend Address Phone 939 So 12 East Salt Lake City Utah Ilyland 7920 Your AVE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE I W H NOE T - of friend Doetor Preseverybody’s ton A whizz at tennis with a washer-woma- n swing and is a terror to all whom she’s ever daughter served Hikes extensively and would rather walk than ride any day Gene Ifanson For a change here’s a forester He eomt-- from epartment uyers Week While The Eoss Is Away The Buyers Have The Say fl “ Curtain Stretcher With Easel Regular 169 t curtain stretcher comes complete with sturdy easel Nickel plated stationary pins are”" spaced about apart all measurements are clearly marked Regular 169 it's a great sale feature at only 129 This full ’S 5x8-f- y in HGE OTEA&3 dignified-lookin- g Only today the brilliance helped me to distinguish the black pants from the duty cords I agree that there are still traces of snow on the quad anu the mountains look like the night before Christmas but spring is still here Ii oof number one is sitting by me right now She is telling me ever so confidentially that she just bought a formal this morning down town for $10 and you couldn’t buy one like it in Salt Lake for less than $50 Proof number two in the person of my major professor just came the ill tbe room and slammed e neck door Around his extends a ferocious bright green lie Now I know that no man of Ins proportions would wear any- of the sun Rimes Kollege ten-ho- BY BERXELL MINX’ spring is officially here do I know? Its ail very-plai- Y’es C— Scheby " Get ready for an extra dip into 3— “Well we can’t pledge—beauty and brains both A— Beta Kappa C Beta Kappa B Beta Kappa the purse next fall Information indicates that an extra $10 fee 4 — “Either we take in more boys or we take in washing" C— Sigma Nu will be charged every student enB —Logan Laundiy A— Sigma Nu rolling in a state school The 5 — “House Rules: No smoking or drinking IS fine for stuffing butts legislature thought it was a good under sofa" idea but of course they don’t — C— Delta rhi B — Dormitory Club A Delta Phi pay the $10 More information will 6 — “We've got the scholarship cup eimlied" be released later A — Lambda Chi C— “Thank God it's B — Pin Kappa Phi Diamonds in the Rough Fiiduy Club” We hate to repeat on other pages but the lack of a ball diamond 7 — "A chaperon for every member" A— Pi Kap B — Sig Ep C— Alpha Chi for intramural and activities is a bit on the alarm' 8 — Any Saturday night: “Send over two dozen cans of talcum powder ing side Come come someone and a sma cake of hand soup” a slight disbursement now would A— Ag Club B— Phi Kap C -- Wrestling Team mean a lot to both male and female exponents of the national 9 — “The Buzzer will be ahead of schedule as usual” A — A Student Lifer B— Bus Burnlson C — A Dreamer pastime 10 — “Come in and see me next week" The Kollegiate Kapers Again A—A Kappa Delt B — Les Pocock and the When Monday and Tuesday roll Kaydees around the students will again be presented with the "Kollegiate The title Kapers" does not begin to de1 scribe the show Vic Tom Bob and company really have something there See it! By FERRES NYMAN Quiet on the Campus Front So many students wondered Work on the 11th Annual Horse Headaches arthritis hay fever — the noise did not accompany the Junior Class election Tuesday Show which will be held May They're dreadful afflictions alas 10 is progressing rapidly Chairand today To conclude the old But they hardly compare is constitutional man John Ahern announces John To the story nothing serve Caine will as master pain one must bear ring until the faculty group have conWith insomnia Curing a class elconie Home firmed what the students have Rollo Woodward of the Agro— Exponent toted Confirmation being late is back nomy department no political activity was allowed But wait until the Student Body Logan after a quarter’s woik at Dawn B: “Mas her father surelections in two or three weeks! the University of Minnesota prised when jou said ou wanted Pietnre Show the to marry her?” Joe Geddes and prom Dr Stark’s illustrated lecture committee are welcome to the Pliny B: “Mas he surprised: shoes they are wearing this week on “beautification” will be pre- Why the gun almost fell out of sented to the landscape gaidemng Ills hands” They are really on the “hot seat" — Siller and Gihl when it comes to turning down class on April 3 and 4 It will be bids for tickets to the annual shown in room 308 of the An Hus building event The limit set at first still We have heard tell of a waitress “Experimenters" lemains and are some of the who was so dumb that she didn’t hortiThe advanced in students collar “wise boys" hot under the a was know whether lettuce Take her to a show that night culture are doing some interesting vegetable or a proposition in of work the field grafting is what we say And again maybe the “pull" was not where it was Right now they are developing Santa Claus came with his better fruit varieties by increassupposed to be sleigh and the street sweeping resistance and heavy yields er quit the very next da of trees the No No No 1000 Times Future Farmers Jerry Jones the Sigma Nu dance The Utah State A lady should always endeavor annual FFA band leader has his eyes on our will be held on the to keep her youth — until he has convention Junior and Bud Congdon boys of April silent all his money at least Rampton Say it ain't so fellers! campus the latter part will be —Argonaut Many young Aggies-to-b- e looks awfully good Eldy still on the campus at that time for Alpha Chi: “I’d like to get a Look out for ticket "scalpers" this big jamboree Radio Program gympair of shorts for my The Garden Club program will nasium” What be presented over station KVNU Clerk: “Certainly miss every Tuesday at 8 pm under size is your gymnasium” — Argo mi u sponsorship of the Logan Garden Club and the USAC Garden Club A young lady was called to the BY EM MCSEE Idaho Falls and transferred this phone at 5 a im the following come activities and Activities year from Pocatello There’s lots dialogue ensued: around of him go but new faces are Voice: "Hello!” Played football but his forever Take a gander at these nose got in the road too often "Hello" Lady: Also known so he Gaylon RoxiU Voice: “How are you this morngave it up for a while as “Rosie" Comes this year from Charlotte lleaton She doesn’t ing?” Brigham where he among other stand out in a crowd and is as Lady- “All right” things debated Here at the AC friendly as a wet dog Used to be Voice: “Then I guess I have the he belongs to IK and goes over a music major but decided men wrong number” big with the sorority girls un- had the advantage and gave it quote Likes to gab in German up in favor of the domestic arts Kay Dee: “Your mouth is cerbut admits it’s not classic Has attended the AC two years tainly pretty” redHeiner Tall and Marjorie as compared to one at the B YU I’ll put it up Sig Ep: “Vos headed and comes from Morgan Kanab is the home town against anytime” anybody's Is practically a female Weismuller in the water Credit for this prowess goes to a lifetime of summers spent at Como Springs Is in college “for the fun of it” George Weston Blond counterpart of the team Weston and an Rosenbaum Also Ik and secret idol of large numbers of freshman girls- George plans to be a “doc" but true: He's a freshman from out Bear Lake way Barbara Ann Preston Tall and mi IG HAS CUB Self-Squari- ng 5x8 It Complete Variety of Flavors in: SUNDAES - GIANT MALTS BANANA SPLITS “We Freeze To Please” stationary pins Curtain Stretcher curtain stretcher with easel A real buy 1 89 s O'Cedar Mop Polish Set 77c Genuine dar mop Heart Shape Dust Mop 100 Ft Clothe bottle of poirli both for 77c Wrrhable Copper Bottom Boiler Wash Line 49c 59c O'Ce and Wire re- - movable h c d handle spring socl et mo ft No heavy 9 qcflvam- ed solid wiro Ime - 169 uMVV nnL l1' quick heat copper bottom 11 Full Size Board Wash i Clip Po 12“4c 37e Laiqe Spring Clothe z e with big soap space resting Stuidily made fm- Smoothly i hed prug clip clcthempms at savings NOTHING TO BUY TO WIN one of the FIVE COLLEGE $1000 SCHOLARSHIPS (OR CASH) 100 Additional Cash Awards Total: 7500 For Full Details see the Parker Pen Ad on Page OG ot the seltun ot this newspaper for the 5 PARKER PEN $1000 SCHOLARSHIP CONTESTS 35-P- Set in c Tulip Design 500 93 A lovely set of dishe3 in ivory color with gay colored tulip design Worth $1 more than this low price TOTAL AWARDS $7 Free Entry Blanks Now Ready At y Car don Jewelry 3 35-p- c Co Conventional 35 Piece Set 32-P- c Blue Willow Set 98 The smart ivory background accents the charm35 ing floral pattern pieces at savings SIlfililgJQlllMlit Popular blue willow or' blue scenic 32 pc set at a price that saves you $! 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