| Show ?0ia3 page two STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH AUGUST 29' 1938 Dean of Men Utah State— Bird's Eye View The STUDENT LIFE £ Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agricultural College Printed by Clark and Earl Printing company entered as second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 Mail subscription rate $100 per year Student student subscription from fee Sf fc T ‘ :'r It Did Happen Here The other day a Freshman-to-b- e the around was inquiring campus about the right kind of girls he should “take out" next What he wanted was year a regular "Whose Wao” of the jpA v‘ - t college! Editor-in-C'hi- Mabel Allred Associate Editor Leonard McDonald Associate Editor Sports Editor rf Editor Copy Desk Mary Lindsay Edna Stewart Ineda Hickman Feature Staff Geneveve Porter Lola Jenson j- ' of-'- :dr - CX- like is somewhat t com — the more he gets in circula- '4 - r Bill Ward Business Manager student A ' He sometimes however loses first his date and then his face Bob Simpson Acting Business Manager T tion the smoother he becomes Harold Simpson LaVerna Bennett Feature Editor Society iiw J & Authorized August 22 1918 National for Agency Advertising Service 420 Madison Ave New York N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston Allan Thomas t — The Second Fifty Years W A Somewhere buried in the proverbs or lying in the irchives of written records there is saying about the ‘second fifty years are the hardest Utah State is about to upset thfe apple cart legends then if that be true as'’fhis year marks the beginning of the second fiifyf yeWtsfor the institution Back in 1888 when the college 'being founded even the fondest dreams of tbft pioneer (hg educators did not Wany Improvements foresee an institution of "the sfojje and magniture that Utah State has today Made On Campus We have emerged thratip4j dTk "periods and trying times enrichening or the college and hav experienced We look back at the first fifty years with heart-el- t Renovation and reconstruction n gratitude and admiration at the growth of the no has been AND WE LOOK AHEAD TO THE NEXT FIFTY (but on all sumunder the campus way MIND— "EARS WITH BUT ONE THOUGHT IN w-t- - f The professor who comes in late for liis class is quite rare In fact he is in a class by himself Advice to Aggie Freshmen The best way to keep your youth is not introduce him to your girl friends! 'if UtKi vV i 7 £ a it ys — 3S“' ’ -- After One Too Many I see the man with a funny fizz A man who wasn’t even is I wish’t he’d come away because I’ll always know he isn’t was ' if N-- - Just a Hint I A college is just like a washing machine You take out of it exactly what you put in only some- 1 times you don’t recognize it! Dean of Women With Your Cooperation “Sarge” Callahan last Leg Welcomes Aggies On Welcome Students: In a very few days we will have a great number of our former students back— and a large group of new students We bid you all a most hearty welcome! We believe your work will be both pleasant and profitable At least we will do oug part to make it so College experiences can and should enrich your lives and help you to know that life is neither a tragedy or a comedy but an opportunity— and that the work of the world is being carried on by men and women in the dust and heat Education is a process of doing —and experiencing A college is not a factory — a college produces nothing It is the students of the college who produce for themselves their culture their refinement their vulgarity We have faith in you students! Welcome! Lenore Lewis Williams Dean of Women By LOLA JENSEN How' would it feel if we were JACK CROFT New Frontiers Face es THIS issue is the first to be put out by the staff that will handle the Student Life this year insti-utio- carpet-baggin- mer and many changes will be in force by the time registration begins it was learned from Harry Parker superintendent of grounds A staff of 60 men have been on the grounds all summer and recentWhen a student leaves the institution each year there is ly have been supplemented with a to bring the working iways a friend somewhere on the campus who will say new crew school won’t be the same without him” When Joe Doakes group to over a hundred students rho had been in the school of Forestry for eight years he said of the principle changes will raduated a lot of people said that And when Annie Jones One noted at the Aggie stadium us Blotz or Mary Doe and hundreds of others received be where concrete ramps have replacleir diplomas similar words were muttered ed the dirt paths from both sides are But school does go on without them New friends of the stadium A concrete walk lade and associations are created that go a long way in is to be placed around the top he not “would school elping to forget the person that the of the stadium and a sprinkling re same without” Of course the graduating friends have system installed on the side slopes leant a lot to you and they still should be numbered to handle the shrubbery planted mong your friends but do not think that because Joe there A huge concrete approach is cakes is gone there is no chance of having other friends also being laid from the road to e at the the new ist as close to you The “Aggie Spirit” will create new south end of the stadium Other noted improvements are friends for vou and then it is up to you to keep them BUT WHEN THEY GO TOO JUST REMEMBER the remodeling of the 3rd and 4th floors of the Plant Industry buildHAT THERE ARE MORE TO COME! ing and turning them into classrooms new sidewalks from the Animal Husbandry building laying of new floors in numerous rooms and offices complete remodeling On the front page of this issue there is a welcome to of Registrar's Office building of 1 students from Dr E G Peterson President of the janitorial supply house enlarging SAC Dr Peterson’s welcome paves the way for the of automotive department and laying cement floor in foundry eatest welcome of all — the handshake of a college friend installation of new sprinklers and a as having There is nothing so creation of new class rooms in the and to “hello” a shout you fellow students of group then grab your hand in welcome Utah State has long Engineering building changes have been made been known as the “most handshaking school” ill the andOther will continue to be made prior west and we are proud of it we extend the student to school’s opening it was So to all the Student Life portant as another PROGRESS! '‘It’ll Never Be The Same writing and discussion will feature Non-paitis- CON-"INUE- D One social event will be as im- The Student Life will become a crusading paper and work diligently for student welfare ’ This staff will not play favorites and will print what it believes to he right in spite of what who when where and why it may concern The Student Life is YOUR paper Any suggestions or ideas you have will be greatly appreciated If you like our papers to come tell people — do if you don’t like them tell us you All groups departments and organizations are urged to have representatives work on the paper Everything is news to someone us know about tunnel-entranc- Will you let it? far-fame- d g prospective Aggies slcome— that of a handshake— and we sincerely hope that will become a daily routine of yours The new students ill be able to recognize the older ones by the way in tiieh they “know” people Of course the handshake and ule are only a small portion of the greeting but we feel an important portion USE IT AND “GO AGGIE” is Tourin' the Town Cnowing that "all work and no sports can y makes plenty of Jack" your a ibe took recently trip oughout the entire valley to d out what will be in store for dents who desire some good xpensive entertainment to take ng with their studies lOgan has been designated as "center of winter sports” in h and has excellent skiing areas skating hin a stones throw from the ege Numerous skating rinks e been set up in various sects of Logan so students may assured of plenty of ivity in that line The Tony Grove up Logan yon is the skiing mecca and iualy attracts hundreds of the igated toothpick artists Beautiful Logan canyon can-- t be surpassed for rare beauty hiking pirnicing and Conveniences Public d private cabins are usually ' ailable for both fall winter d spring too Wng enthusiasts find Mount gan and other huge towering ska in our “back-yard- " right their alley when it conies that sport a those who enjoy the aquatic ts there is always the college mining pool the Logan gym-u- i m pool and before winter in paddling around can be iyed In the popular Logana ige or th Hyrum dam Swim-- g is one of the most popular intra-mursports at the col- - v out-do- far-lc- pho-(rapt- al be enjoyed Basketball conveniences are located' in the College high school junior and several other floors high The “M” men tourneys in Logan are filled with college students playing on the various ward studded with student soft-- t sad other field Girls are queer creatures they are not dependable After wooing lady persistently and in the vernacular of a cowboy you think that you've got her thoroughly she is almost sure to elope with some suitor you hadn’t believed "in the running” hog-tie- Gils are not dependable tures An Open Letter er sex” They are strange creatures to enjoy the domination of the "queerer sex" Girls! Girls! Girls! Such frightfully queer creatures LmcD Author's Note: From observation not from actual experience they smile on one boy while winking at another one Tney are queer crea- treat them as though they five A C Cadets Are In the Army Now were the only angels this side of heaven and you’re sure to walk home alone treat them as though they were refugees in a colony of Five graduates of Utah State who lepers and you’re certain to be were student cadet officers last of Twenty years competitive ampled in the rush to be "dated year have been selected for active athletics covering the period from up” duty in the army Colonel J D 1918-1911937-1939 8 the school year to Brown head of the college military — Girls are creatures Of Aggies Printed during which time Coach Dick Romney has been director of athletics and head coach of all major spoits at the Utah State been has Agricultural college published in booklet form and was released by file printer Tuesteams day officials of the ahletic deRoller skating has really come partment at the college announcinto its own recently with the ed The book was compiled by Joe establishment of a skating rink near the heart of the city For a Whitesides assistant coach who reasonable fee students "take gathered his material frarr the over” the rink and skate to their files of the athletic office Arhearts content The rink is the ranged chronologically all results of the season’s play in all sports scene of many student parties and results of all games aie listthroughout the entire school year ed Bowling is also enjoying a In two parts the handsomely reign of popularity and a new bound edition contains informabowling alley has been constructtion which will be of uneofimable ed for the "Kegling” adherents value as reference material A few Five local theaters open their of the items listed in part one doors for students who take their are: a brief glance into athletics relaxation "sitting down” The at the USAC for the past 20 movie places run first second and years results of all football third run pictures with the prices games standings of the teams in scaling downward from the normal the Rocky Mountain Conference since 1919 rate record of football The local dance hall is available games with each team Aggies for student-bod- y Aggies win have functions num- have played RMC held field track and records erous public dances interspersing the regular Aggie affairs there lists of the men who have won These features and many others the official "A” “old time" Agwere uncovered by the traveling gies who have been awarded the scribe but he definitely was con- official “A” list of men who have vinced that no one could complain received special honorary awards history of the Aggie coaching of “nothing to do” Students interested in golf or schools athletic council chairman a and history of Aggie winter tennis will find adequate facilities at the new Logan 'Golf and Count- sports Part two contains the yearly ry Club and at the numerous ten- results in all sports It shows that nis courts that dot the city Utah won football crowns P S I forgot to mention in 1921Aggies 1935 and 1936 with basketthat the college provides g ball championships coming in entertainment and activi- 1926 1930 1935 and 1936 and ty for every student who is and field titles in 1924 1925 track 1926 Interested In such outlets and 1927 inter-esttn- 2a fa Eisrally A £4Js so that Sport Cavalcade Editor Female Fable Welcome The Student at it ALLAN TIIOMAS queer they onfound the wisdom of a Solomon That soft sweet voice we adore may camouflage a shrew Those oft warm eyes we worship may gioiv hard and cold with sarcasm and anger Those pale white hands e kiss may our hearts Girls are not what they seem they radiate the neoulous halo of an angel Close acquaintance may or may no' dispel this fallacious illusion If it doesn’t it isn’t long until we are erroneously believing that the entire species is straight from “on High" If we dropped the entire matter there no harm would be done But we don’t the story goes on and then they were married" That may end the popular novel hut it by no means concludes the true tale We marry in the hope of getting an infallible cook we get a querulous woman We marry to get a maid to keep our clothes and our house in order to keep us comfortable We get a taskmaster We awaken to the grim trutn at last — we have been victimized Alas! It is too lute We can do nothing The philosophical man calmly submits The average man says a lot but does nothing Girls are careless and disagreeable They wipe their flaming lips on the only clean towel you have splatter eyebrow shade in the wash basin spill face powder on the floor Girls are queer creatures dress to attract attention dress to escape it they boys Boys are a queer lot they are simple creatures to submit so tamely to domestication by the ‘:weak- - department announced The selected men were outstanding during their collegiate careers and were particularly "leaders” in the military organization he said The men now on active duty are stationed at Fort McArthur California are Madison Thomas’ Logan Layton Jay Tooele Elvin Wayment Ogden Ray Hales Spanish Fork and Vern W'eatherstone Logan Colonel Brown also stated that advanced military appointments would not be made until around the time school opened cadet-Colon- To The Buzzer Dear BuzzerUns: School is just about to get un tier way and I guess that it is just about time that contracts were to lie let on the photography for the coming year Now of course you know your business better than I do but sincerely hope that you are giving full consideration to our local who I know are photographers just as well equipped to handle the work as a higher photographic paid “outside” artist You know and the rest of us know that the photography last year was not of the quality that we expected strange note too is that the finest photography in the book is that contributed by local photographers Numerous expensive trips from Salt Lake City by the visiting "artists” would be unnecessary and hurried work would be eliminated Local photographers could arrange tlieir sehedule to fit the students instead of Hie students coming to suit the photographer All I ask is that the students be considered in this matter and that our local professional camera artists he given an opportunity to “show their wares” tfours Headquarters FOR © SLACKS! © Gus $ fSiudeiit to wake up some morning and find "Old Main” gone? Well that’s just about the way it will be when the year of Our Lord 1939-4- 0 finds us with no "Sarge” Callahan blazing across the Quad with his own particular form of army discipline When this last year of army life is over he hopes to return to the bosom of his family in Schenectady New York where thirty years ago he joined the army after “being kicked out of school for being so smart dontcha see" Seventeen years ago Sargeant E J Callahan first boomed upon the campus of Utah State and now he is as much a part of our insitution as one of the buildings t "Sarge” has seen the become the largest Coast Artilary Unit in the country employing the very latest devices for teaching young men all the intricacies of shooting a target twenty five miles away "Why some of the finest military students in camp are from our department Not only is this the estimation of our officers here dontcha see but it is the opinion of officers from other similar organizations” I heard stories too about this terrible Sargeant Callahan who looked at freshmen and caused them to wilt like last week’s lettuce But he is really not such a bad sort the jolly kind that “shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly" He is built like any man who enjoyes his meals and his deep bass voice makes a tuba sound like a mocking bird and the way he winds up and unwinds the English language is a masterpiece of verbosity Military-departmen- Yonth Says Croft I earnestly hope that all of out former students will be able t eturn to school this fall and conk tinue their work here and eveS tually take their place among th many successful men who hav® spent their time within these walfE tc to good advantage The continued unsettled condi tions in America and the world an continual reminder that then still exists a great frontier nen and startling in many respects bu possessing the same challenge th“ same need for strong eharaeterec' individuals than ever before ( The hope of bringing about i condition in America where all thej great resources of this country care be made to satisfy the want ante needs of her people rest on th shoulders of a new generation On that will be able to profit by that efforts of the past so thut Amenf canism can become a reality and not a symbol There is a place for you but you must seek it out and the retumJ will be multiplied by your efforts j Jack Croft Dean of Men Then there is that long black pipe that is a much a part of him as his hat His vocation hobbies and minor interests are in the army® He spends his days drilling R Of T C Cadets and his nights being commander of the Cache Valley Post of the Veterans of Foreign I Wars During this last year the Mill-tary department should take thef opportunity to make an electrical? transcription of Sargeant Callahan1 so that the genius of Callahanian discipline will not be entirely lost to Utah State To Utah Aggies OLD FRIENDS AND NEW WE INVITE YOU TO USE OUR FRIENDLY SERVICE 41 4 4? 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