| Show 7 1 PAGE TWO STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH AUGUST 29 1938 Utah : State—Bird’s : Eye View The STUDENT LIFE Dean Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agricultural Cbllege Printed by Clark and Earl Printing company entered as second class mail matter September 1908 'at Logan Utah under act of March 3 1879 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 Mail subscription rate $100 per year Student student subscription from fee Authorized August 22 It Did Happen Here The other day a Freshman-to-b- e was inquiring around the campus about the right kind of girls he should ‘‘take out” next What he wanted was year a regular ‘‘Whose Woo” of the college! 1918 Agency for National Advertising Service 420 Madison Ave New 'York N Y Offices in New York Chicago Boston Allan Thomas Editor-In-Chi- ef Mahel Allred Associate Editor Leonard McDonald Associate Editor Sports Editor Feature Editor Harold Simpson A student is somewhat like coin — the more he gets in circula- tion the smoother he becomes He sometimes however loses first his date and then his face LaVema Bennett The professor who comes in late’ for his class is quite rare In fact he is in a class by himself Advice to Aggie Freshmen The best way to keep your youth is not introduce him to your girl friends! Mary Lindsay Society Editor Edna Stewart Ineda Hickman Geneveve Porter Lola Jenson Copy Desk Feature Staff Bob Simpson Acting Business Manager Bill Ward Business Manager of Men After One Too Many The Second Fifty I see the man with a funny fizz A man who Years Somewhere buried in the proverbs or lying in the archives of written records there is saying about the “second fifty years are the hardest"" Utah State is about to iipset the apple cart legends then if that be true as this year marks the beginning of the second fifty years for the institution Back in 1888 when the college was being founded even the fondest dreams of the pioneering educators did not foresee an institution of the scope and magniture that Utah State has today We have emerged through dark periods and trying times for the college and have experienced enrichening consequences We look back at the first fifty years with heartfelt gratitude and admiration at the growth of the institution AND WE LOOK AHEAD TO THE NEXT FIFTY "YEARS WITH BUT ONE THOUGHT IN MIND— CONTINUED PROGRESS! ‘ ' I’ll Just a Hint times you don't recognize it! Dean of Women Many Improvements With Your Cooperation Made On Campus is the first to be put out by the will handle the Student Life this year JIIIS issue staff writing and discussion will feature One social event will be as imthe Student Life portant as another Non-partis- The Student Life will become a crusading paper and work diligently for student welfare The Same This staff will not play favorites and will print what it believes to be right in spite of what who when where and why it may concern The Student Life is YOUR paper Any suggestions or ideas you have will be greatly appreciated If you like our papers to come tell people tell us you do — if you don’t like them All groups departments and organizations are urged to have representatives work on the paper Everything is news to someone us know about it? Will you let far-fame- soul-satisfyi- 9 So to all prospective Aggies we extend welcome— that of a handshake— and we sincerely hope that The new students it will become a daily routine of yours ones older by the way in the to recognize will be able which they “know” people Of course the handshake and smile are only a small portion of the greeting but we feel that it is an important portion USE IT AND “GO AGGIE” Tourin’ the Town Knowing that ''all work and no play makes plenty of Jack” your a trip took scribe recently throughout the entire valley to find out what will be in store for students who desire some good inexpensive entertainment to take along with their studies 17 Logan has been designated as tke ‘‘center of winter sports” in Yjtah and has excellent skiing areas jpritbin a stones throw from the jllfge Numerous skating rinks $ave been set up in various of Logan so students may assured of plenty of The AOtlvlty in that line Tony Grove up Logan fanyon is the skiing mecca and Annually attracts hundreds of the eftlonKAted toothpick artists ' 4$utlful Logan canyon con-Ifjke surpassed for rare beauty Mid hiking picnlcing and pho- -' tographic Conveniences Public jvod private cabins are usually gnIMile for both fall winter too spring Cttagenthuslssts find Mount ad other huge towering r sec-Uo- out-do- ot ad hi sar ‘‘back-yard- gy their alley right ” It cones when !dPa tV these who enjoy the aquatic Is always the college pool the - Logan gym-7i3pool - sad before winter YJa paddling around can be the popular Logans Eyvum dam hwtm- -' “dt the Mori popular Aperii at Um cot- - J rsm icfcfta VXzT rftX riadaat C'f v Female Fable Basketball conveniences are located in the college high school junior high and several other floors The “M” men tourneys in Logan are filled with college students playing on the various ward teams Roller skating has really come into its own recently with the of a skating rink establishment near the heart of the city For a “take students reasonable fee over” the rink and skate to their hearts content The rink is the student scene of many parties throughout the entire school year enjoying Bowling is also reign of popularity and a new bowling alley has been constructed for the “Kegling” adherents Five local theaters open their doors for students who take their The down” relaxation “sitting movie places run first second and third run pictures with the prices scaling downward from the normal rate The local dance hall is available for student-bod- y functions nun erous public dances interspersing the regular Aggie affairs there These features and many others were uncovered by the traveling scribe but he definitely was convinced that no one could complain of ‘nothing to do” Students Interested In golf or tsanls-wUfind adequate facilities I at the new Logan Golf and Country Club gad at the numerous ten-al- a courts that dot the city r1 forgot-t- mention flStat the eoUege provides later kZZM nftwtalamwt aad aetlvl tffm itudart Who is Girls are queer creatures they are not dependable After wooing a lady persistently and in the vernacular of a cowboy you think that you’ve got her thoroughly ” she is almost sure to elope with some suitor you hadn’t believed “in the running” “hog-tied- Gi is are not dependable they smile on one boy while winking at A C another one Tnoy are queer creatures treat them as though they were the only angels this side of heaven and you’re sure to whlk as though Five graduates of Utah State who they were refugees in a colony of lepers and you're certain to be we re student cadet officers last trampled in the rush to be “dated year have been selected for active up” duty in the army Colonel J D Brown head of the college military Girls are queer creatures — they announced confound the wisdom of a Solomon department The selected men were outstandwe sweet adore voice That soft ing during their collegiate careers may camouflage a shrew Those and were particularly “leaders” oft warm eyes we worship may in the military organization he cold sarcasm with and hard grow said The men- - now on active duty and anger There pale white hands are stationed at Fort McArthur we kiss may desolate our hearts California are Madison Thomas Girls are not what they seem Logan Layton Jay they radiate the neoulous halo of Tooele Elvin Wayment Ogden an angel Close acquaintance may Hales Spanish Fork and or may not dispel this fallacious Ray Vern Weatherstone ’Logan illusion If it doesn't it isn’t long Colonel Brown also stated that until we are erroneously believing advanced appointments is that the entire species straight would not military be made until around from “on High” If we dropped the time school opened no harm the entire matter Sport Cavalcade Of Aggies Printed In the Army Now home-alon- of competitive Twenty years athletics covering the period from 8 9 to the school year Coach during which time Diak Romney has been director of athletics and head coach of all major sports at the Utah State college has been Agricultural published in booklet form and was released by the printer Tuesday officials of the ahletic department at the college announced The book was compiled by Joe Whitesides assistant coach who gathered his material from the files of the athletic office Arranged chronologically all results of the season’s play in all sports and results of all games are listed In two parts the handsomely bound edition contains information which will be of unetimable value as reference material A few of the items listed in part one are: a brief glance into athletics at the USAC for the past 20 of results all football years games standings of the teams in the Rocky Mountain Conference since 1919 record of football games with each team Aggies have played Aggies who have held RMC track and field records lists of the men who have won the official “A” “old time” Aggies who have been awarded the official “A” list of men who have received special honorary awards history of the Aggie coaching schools athletic council chairman and n history of Aggie winter sports Part two contains the yesrly results in all sports It shows that Utah Aggies won football crowns in 1921 1936 and 1936 with basketball championships In coming 1926 1930 1936 and 1936 and track and field titles In 1924' 1926 1926 aad 1927 1937-193- V Cadets Are treat-them- cadct-Colon- To The Buzzer Dear Buzzerilm: School is just about to get under way and I guess that it is just about time that contracts were to be let on the photography for the coming year Now of course you know your business bettor than I do but I sincerely hope that you are giving full consideration to our local who I know are photographers just as well equipped to handle the work as a higher photographic paid “outside” artist You know afid the rest of us know that the' photography last year was not of the quality that we expected A strange note too is that the finest photography in the book Is 'that contributed by loeal photographers Numerous expensive trips Iron) Salt Lake City by the visiting “artists” would lie unnecessary and hurried work would be eliminated Local photographers could arrange their schedule to fit the students instead of the students coming to suit the photographer All I ask is that the students be considered in this matter and that our local professional camera artists he given an opportunity to “show their wares” there would Girls are careless and disagreeable They wipe their flaming lips on the only clean towel you have splatter eyebrow shade in the wash basin spill face powder on tho floor Girls are queer creatures dress to attract attention dress’ to escape it they boys Boys are a queer lot they are simple creatures to submit so tamely to domestication by the “weak- - CKOFT New Frontiers Face By LOLA JENSEN How would it feel if we were to 'wake up some morning and find “Old Main” gone? Well that's just about the way it will be when the year of Our Lord 1939-4finds us with no ‘‘Sarge" Callahan blazing across the Quad with his own particular form of army When this last year discipline of army life is over he hopes to return to the bosom of his family in Schenectady New York where thirty years ago he joined the army after “being kicked out of school for being so smart dontcha see” Youth Says Croft I earnestly hope that all of our former students will be able to return to school this fall and continue their work here and eventually take their place among the many successful men who have spent their time within these walls to good advantage The continued unsettled conditions in America and the world are a continual reminder that there still exists a great frontier new and startling in many respects but possessing the same challenge the same need for strong charactered individuals than ever before The hope of bringing about a condition in America where all the great resources of this country can be made to satisfy the want and needs of her people rest on the shoulders of a new generation One that will bo able to profit by the efforts of the past so that Americanism can become a reality and not a symbol There is a place for you but you must seek it out and the returns will be multiplied by your efforts Jack Croft Dean of Men Seventeen years ago Sargeant E J Callahan first boomed upon the campus of Utah State and now he is as much a part of our insitution as one of the buildings “Sarge” has seen the Military department become the largest Coast Artilary Unit in the country employing the very latest devices for teaching young men all the intricacies of shooting a target twenty five miles away “Why some of the finest military students in camp are from our department Not only is this the estimation of our officers here dontcha see but it is the opinion of officers from other similar Then there is that long black pipe that is a much a part of him as organizations” I heard stories too about this his hat His vocation hobbies and terrible Sargeant Callahan who minor interests are in the army looked at freshmen and caused He spends his days drilling R O them to wilt like last week's let- T C Cadets and his nights being tuce But he is really not such commander of the Cache Valley a bad sort the jolly kind that Post of the Veterans of Foreign “shakes when he laughs like a Wars bowl full of jelly” He is built During this last year the Mililike any man who enjoyes his tary department should take the meals and his deep bass voice opportunity to make an electrical makes a tuba sound like a mock- transcription of Sargeant Callahan ing bird and the way he winds up so that the genius of Callahanian and unwinds the English language discipline will not be entirely lost i a masterpiece of verbosity to Utah State To Utah Aggies OLD FRIENDS AND NEW WE INVITE YOU TO USE © o © © © © o © © o© © o © 1© © © COME IN fours © © © © © © © © WE WILL - - - Uus Q Student © © Regulate your watch clean your rings and pins fill your pen cash your check give you an Aggie sticker for your car or brief case and a map of the city Headquarters FOR SLACKS! O POLOS! WE © © © © © © © © OUR FRIENDLY SERVICE be done But we don't the goes on and then they story were married" Ibac may end the popular novel but it by no means concludes the true tale Wc marry in the hope ol' getting an infallible cook we get a querulous woman We nmy to get a maid to keep our clothes and our house in order to keep us comfortable We get a taskmaster We awaken to the grim trutn at last — we have been victimized' Alas! It is too late We can do nothing The philosophical man calmly submits The average man says a lot but does nothing JACK On Last Leg Welcome Students: In a very few days we will have a great number of our former students back— and a large group of new students We bid you’ all a most hearty welcome! We 'believe your work will be both pleasant and profitable At least we will do our part to make it so can and College experiences should enrich your lives and help you to know that life is neither a tragedy or a comedy but an opportunity— and that the work of the world is being carried on by men and women in the dust and heal Education is a process of doing —and experiencing A college is not a factory— a college produces nothing It is the students 'of the college who produce for themselves their culture their refinement their vulgarity We have faith in you students! Welcome! Lenore Lewis Williams Dean of Women An Open Letter er sex” They are strange creatures to enjoy the domination of the “queerer sex” Girls! Girls! Girls! Such frightfully queer creatures LmcD “Author’s Note: From (observation not from actual experience Five 1918-191- sports can be enjoyed Jir ALLAN THOMAS Editor Welcome “Sarge” Callahan Welcomes Aggies carpet-baggin- tunnel-entranc- The Student always know he isn't was A college is just like a washing machine You take out of it exactly what you put in only some- Renovation and reconstruction has been (but no under way on the campus all summer and many changes will be in force by the time registration begins it was learned from Harry Parker superintendent of grounds A staff of 60 men have been on the grounds all summer and recent' ‘ When a student leaves the institution each year there is ly have been supplemented with a will say new crew to bring the working always a friend somewhere on the campus who Doakes group to over a hundred students Joe When “school won’t be the same without him” he said who had been in the school of Forestry for eight years One of the principle changes will Annie Jones And when graduated a lot of people said that be noted at the Aggie stadium Gus Blotz or Mary Doe and hundreds of others received where concrete ramps have replactheir diplomas similar words were muttered ed the dirt paths from both sides friends aie of the stadium A concrete walk But school does go on without them New made and associations are created that go a long way in is to be placed around the top “would not be helping to forget the person that the school friends have of the stadium and a sprinkling course the Of graduating without” same the system installed on the side slopes meant a lot to you and they still should be numbeied to handle the shrubbery planted because Joe there A huge concrete approach is among your friends but do not think that other friends also being laid from the road to of chance no is having 'Doakes is gone there e at the the new to close as you just new stadium the create south end of will d The “Aggie Spirit” Other noted improvements are friends for you and then it is up to you to keep them REMEMBER the JUST TOO GO remodeling of the 3rd and 4th THEY WHEN BUT floors of the Plant Industry build THAT THERE ARE MORE TO COME! ing and turning them into class rooms new sidewalks from the Animal Husbandry building laying of new floors in numerous rooms and offices complete remodeling to of Registrar's Office building of On the front page of this issue there is a welcome supply house enlarging all students from Dr E G Peterson President of the janitorial automotive department and USAC Dr Peterson’s welcome paves the way tor tne of cement floor in foundry laying friend a of college — handshake all the greatest welcome of of new sprinklers and as having a installation new There is nothing so class rooms in the of creation to you and group of fellow students shout a “hello” building Engineering has State Utah long then grab your hand in welcome Other changes have been made been known as the “most handshaking school in the and will continue to be made prior west and we are proud of it was the student to school's opening it ‘It’ll Never Be wasn’t even is I wlSh't he'd come away because SHIRTS! 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