Show TTl 1 tfiPir PrUriiTT rttiUKii l: V' I STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH PAGE TWO 11 1934 Last Hetch Hetchy Bore Through I Heard Around i i I - j i THURSDAY JANUARY 9 Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agricultural College Printed by The Herald-JournPrinting company catered aa second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for In Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 Authorized August 23 1918 Subscription rate per year Gur Weekly the Campus fete BOOKS That Beef In The Nude The newest suggestion orf the quadrangle Is the planting of an early crop of radishes next spring to be grown before the grass is planted We could tie them up In pretty red and white bunches and sell them in the bookstore They cught to make as b!" a hit in there as gum does fl-6- Back to school after many New G B dear’s resolutions made and simultaneously broken Christmas and Business Manager Editor New Years troupe by in such 166 North 1st East 131 South 1st East rapid succession that some of the Phone 766 most brilliant students gave their Fhone 1192--J families New Years resolutions for Remember that snow storm way Well— the prettiest Managing Editor Christmas presents Now — don’t last winter? RUTH LAYTON moan That is not such a bad spill of the season todk place in break if you look at it In a diffront of the main building that ELOISE T0RGENS0N WALLACE SORENSON ferent light Say in an unlighted after the snow when a franight Editor Editor Society Associate closet at midnight ternity man— I hear—slid down Now to take up the pen in with a mighty crash in the vicin-itFeature Editor behalf of a djing institution I JEAN LENKERSDORFER of the fountain and rushed believe if one ever has obseson down the walk with all four Editor Assistant Sports PAUL SPENCER sions in present times I've got psws in the air His grand finale now I have been asking Itook place at the top of the first TtlARlANT PETERSON Assistant SocietyEditor one cloud many many students how they step amidst an And Just like L'tah State of steam Columnist's what I have discovered would BURKE FRY astonish everyone in school CYRIL McCLELLAN MAY SWENSON And that my dear children JESSE ANDERSON including Joe Havertz Take it WENDEL ANDERSON stag the reason that long clean or leave it New students at streak was down the the “A hate school They middle of the sidewalk the water and Francisco the of San municipal Job The building think that such a state next morning Park power system from Hetch Hetchy lake in Yosemite Nationaltunnel ought to hold more of the last the with through" “holing almost completed some for them It is true that bore under the Cascade range Photo shows the Junction According to bystanders only a like its democracy its free one more thing could have been Second from left rear row is M M O'Shaughnessy engineer In Francisco spirit but anyone a ho reads charge Third from left rear row is Angelo Rossi San desirdj the fellow could have pre mavor this knows as well as I that tended he was Niagra Falls in -- 41 the free spirit and democracy winter and gone over the first over much is of the Aggies step if to me that rated It seems the administration would truly After we had added to the realimake l'tah State a great 1 ty of the scene with a bucket must change they of the water we could have left their tactics him out there In a state of aniI am going to take the liberty mated suspension for the rest of not because I want to criticize the winter and the football team but because I am about to graducould have saved ’money for the ate from their school and in the school by using him for a honey abilfuture my integrity and my moon trip ity will be known by the reputaDear Students How about starting a penmantion of my Alma Mater and her He apologized later for not add-luto permit the Are we graduates It seems to me that ship class for the honorable pro- morals andgoing the finishing touches on the our of standards because the “Aggies" have always fessors in the school? All in favor that things' were moving grounds lowered to be school letting by ad no we answer? must and advertised room of been say “aye” Opposed— has become of the clock from the reading so fast he just couldn't think freshmen and the sophomores Peder-roan actual n WIIAT Well that settles it N A leaves mit that advertising is about but stopping while library? The disappearance of this time-piewill be nominated by acclama- serve beer and pretzels at their he stillanything part of any institution of higher should had half a chance therefore and something unfilled of need the a library as a place where school- tion to sit at the head of the annual frolic? learning unelab-eratelbe done about it The clock was a present to the school from ing cache had cheaply class with Coach Jensen a second that with the I understood There are countless students and along and uneventfully is zinc Then Carter Dr Linford and starting of winter quarter the set the graduating class of about nineteen twenty-nin- e rushing thither and yon with of convenient equipsuch we have eason why poor Sorensen take their respective of rules which were so kindly books that prove conclusively that piece with its serving as an extremely sent to all boarding house keep- the best comic cartoonists take ment it also added a good deal to the appearance of the read scehool spirit so few leaders in places cur student body and if I must They could begin by taking the ers and thus circulated were to be the longest dryest classes ing room so few distinguished exercises for so typewriting to get a enforced Personally I do not feel We understand that the reason for its removal is that say elumnL I know that no sooner little movement and And my! What a long line relaxation the need for these rules at all to unable has been class difficulties the due to unforseen read the above state- and will there was down by Dr Henprobably some art would help Students of college age should be - finish paying-fo- r ‘ that as a result the dock has been ment people to cite than they’ll begin derson’s offire on registration them to enlarge' on their charact allowed to make their own decitaken back by the dealer evidences of our spirit evidences ers A course in correspondence Next registration day the —but I day about sions such things for of our leaders evidence of our Efforts are being made by class members to arrange line will be there but won’t be good practice do feel that if the might possibly aucollege ‘the settlement of the balance due and we sympathize with alumni But ‘take it or leave it for them also be nearly so king because they thorities really had any genuine at least at are going to have two military their difficulties in strenuous times such as these We feel This school Is inferior— did about their What you say in the moral of this interest we 1924 did 29 in Back therefore that if the class cannot make arrangements for present scchool Men who departments Instead of just essays? Oh yes — every now and school that they would prevent a graduone for students who know out a comma — even the make its return then the school should pay the remaining few dol- have you again of beer a suggestion ated made their marks in the how and can go through to the refreshes that pause lars and get the clock back party The students evidently felt world At least most of our gradget to the top of the line be a would do should be to law a school Then there had this it Even if the certainly that there was a good chance uates except a distinguished group good investment to get an expensive clock for a fraction of of alumni back in ’09 or some- against writing on tissue paper to get the idea past the board It seems to me that the biggest times with Jardine West etc with a hard lead pencil Who or they would nevor have even mistake about the new rules is its initial cost writof the days hieroglyphic rays dared mention It the way they got started The Only a minor matter but it adds much to the convenience come from these years ing is over? It is just in its Now really — I came to think of faculty should have Initiated them of the library Let’s have the clock put in the library again! What was the reason? height Allow me to let my the cause and I immediately as codes with fancy letters and ' N R A mind probe the vast-ne- s the fingclilsinn yiat may- things — there are a few combinaof this question First— be the faculty members are not tions left yet 1933 students had more money living up to the restrictions placed And about the biggest influence a They had more life more of to wont new are upon the students we the beginning of a spend year the many collegiate things Well anyway I guess they wont the new rules have had yet Is to moment in retrospection and to contemplate a bit on that make for a progressive serve that drink named after increase the popularity of resident ’ '’ the coming-yeaSecond— the of youth spirit Mae West — you know — one drink students and make lines under 1 here has been a great change in national affairs in the school was a haven for free the eyes of resident parents Now you can’t come up sometime last year and w'e wonder just what the results will be in thinking No sharp restrictions is that democratic? CCC were choking the life’s blood 1934 Probably the most far reaching development” of the tne somost Perhaps If spring keeps on coming it important student consciousness Third past year has been the government’s recovery program of cial experiment ever undertaken — students themselves won’t be long before nicotine point felt which was launched soon after President Roosevelt took the Still Fiddle Plays is the project now under way il bound together by some PLYMOUTH Mass (I Pi —Thom- has back its usual quota of lovoath of office in Germany The dream of eugeni-cis- as E Flynn 76 who once defeated ers bond—some bond that This program with its aid to industry and labor has done certainly does not exist now the sterilization of those the famous Mellie Dunham in a much to raise the moral of the nation to a point where some Let’s do this Either make this who would produce progeny of fiddling contest still plays his VioAnother idea has come out to concrete evidence of restoration of normal living can be seen school a haven for learning and undesirable character is one of lin at dances around the towns of get students to assembly seats cn time Let the Profs padlock a We admire the courage and leadership shown by Mr Roose- cited as such or make it pulse the race improvement movements Cape Cod on string of lighted velt and feel that in the coming year he will continue to with a stirring spirit of student cow being furthered there A like the end of each drowsy shuffling show the deep understanding for the average citizen which welfare and let scholarship stay program has never been attemptstudent as he leaves his class then jjj an asset to ed on such a broad scale behas characterized his work in the past Concern has been where it is That let’s not let it fore give the padlock keys to ushers In But any college expressed over the outcome of the expenditure of the huge die betwixt and between cut off Few the assembly hall to take the deny that there are possisums of money being used in the various branches of the re- from one alternative by laffl'flfl off with only when bilities in selective reproduction in the student has found his place in covery program This much is certain though that it is funds and teaching staff and cut man but due to the complexity much belter to spend this money in an intelligent effort to off from the other by an uncom- of the hall and is ready to sit down human physical and mental build up the national assets such as highways buildings promising mid Victorian author! characters there Is a wide range forests parks and living quarters than to use the money live outlook on its students opinion as to whether a feasible W'e would have to give half of as a dole such as England did plan is possible Those who would the students johe as ushers to Mr Roosevelt’s explanation that the money will be forthmap out such a program are faced keep pulling the firecrackers off with many perplexing problems: seems ECONOMIST coming as soon as the nation is restored before the other half of the stuWhat type of a race should be reasonable enough to satisfy our questions on the mater dents went crazy but that would How is the mixture of The official recognition of Russia by the U S is another solve the employment problem COME TO LOGAN developed? desirable and undesirable traits matter of considerable importance bringing with it millions to unscrambled? Who is to be of dollars worth of intenational trade Which brings up another sen-io- r Utah officials of the AAA will say who is fit and who is unThe rise of Hitler Japan’s expansion in Manchuria the launch class gift idea The class of the corn-ho- g production fit? ’34 could present the school with Century of Progress Exposition and Joan Crawford's divorce control campaign of the federal One must not expect too much have all created their own swirls of comment during the government Monday January 15 from a eugenics program In our a movie picture taken from the for this state when L M Vaughan tower bf the gang coming from most the could past year that generation ecothe bureau of agricultural the library building to assembly Well all in all it ha3 been a year worth seeing You can’t of decrease would a be be expected United States department nomics (reel one) Reel two could be the of of agriculture will arrive in Lo- in the younger generation say that we live in a period of quiescence same gang going back to the lito confer members of the with and criminally ingan state extension staff concerning clined Even that might be worth brary after assembly You better live your best and act yoar best and think the program according to Direc- some effort though In Germany tor William Peterson manager of Reel two would probably be the however they are first sterilizing your best today for today is the sure preparation for to- the AAA for Utah funniest at that ’35 freshmen af inmorrow and all the other tomorrows that follow to confined who are Final instructions for the pres- all those ter seeing it Wouldn't need fireent control measure will be ex- stitutions because of hereditary — Harriet Martineau crackers Mr at plained Logan Monday by defects Later those mingling In for county agents of President George W Rlghtmlre Some people are so painfully good that they would rather Vaughan Hoping you feel the same Conorthern Utah and executives and society will be treated of Ohio State University in Interested are who All — Jessie LaMarr Anderson the lumbus above is the storm cenbe right than be pleasant Tuesday at 1 p m at the — L C Ball hotel in Salt Lake county betterment of human race must ter In a controversy arousing nation-wid- e agents of the central and southern regard Its results with Interest Interest over threatBig Street Numbers the Rule Every man is a volume if you know how to read him counties and all corn and hog for from it perhaps will be uniened expulsion of a group of BOSTGN(l’R) — Dwellings in Massto of invited state are the — Channing growers would have to sport copied a means for the students for refusing to take achusetts attend a general meeting wnere Mr versally Pastors have street numbers at least four Inches military training more rapid betterment of the huwill the Vaughan workings explain rallied to the cause of the stuhigh and in contrasting colors unI don’t think much of a man who is not wiser today than of man race the corn-ho- g plan dents who Insist that Right-mi- re der a bill introduced iu tne legislahe as yesterday While Utah farmers are not large —Abraham Lincoln verbally dismissed them ture by Representative Ingalls Regrowers of either corn or hogs evpublican of Lynn from the university who an one of raises ery average The darkest hour in a ny man’s life is when he sits down at least three litters of a ‘Dead Man’ Visits Mougac hogs to plan how to get money without earning it year or plants 10 acres of grain To Identify Himseif corn not including the silage va—Horace Greeley rieties is eligible to benefit payLOWELL Mass (IIP) — The relaments the Director — the sport of all winter sports Why not bring In I envy the beasts two things— their ignorance of evil to Peteisonby said government tives of Benjamin H McLoon were asked to come to a hospital come bnd their ignorance of what is said about them your skatesr— have them shaipcned by an expert! Facto claim his body because the — Voltaire rran on who died a tory method employed downtown Wife Was Too Valuable V a billfold that conHOUSTON Tex m— She wu street had Key Fitting - Skates and Supplies Snappy Service name his but Instead the e must not fclsme God for the fly for imui made him too valuable a wife to lose Joseph tained dead man appeared is t! e resurrection the reincarnation of our own dirt and Batiste negro told the court af- supposed Do Can It! It was disclosed that McLoon ter admitting he had hired a law- had his pockets picked while 3 —Woods Hutchinson yer to defend Gertrude Batiste at shopping and his billfold was her trial on a charge of assauit to taken is the first fequisite to great undertak- - murder her husband Justice Later the dead man was Iden54 West 1st North Logau Utah Campbell Overstreet dismissed the tified as Harry Harris notorious -Johnson Conrad Harrison Jensen Lee ’ 1’ t s' i i f ft ft t - : y - ice-les- s ar J GUE READEI Will We Have Penmanship Class For Profs Wanted Beer and Pretzels? s o fi a r £ A 9 d c t! ti a ii G T g TIME OUT ce y a — Germans Begin Novel Practice r com-mo- ts TO I I 4 4 1 feeble-mind- 1 t I 1 i 4 I 1 New-hou- ICE SKATING ST LOGAN BIKE SHOP -- gamuej THEATRES PALACE"— Arnold “IMPERIAL “ Bennett Arnold Bennett wrote this amazing history of modern luxury with delight a gusto and that make it one of the most fascinating of novels ‘ It is the story of Evelyn the Managing Director of that last Word In luxury The Im perial Palace Hotel It Is also the story of the sixth doorkeeper for the seravnt’s entrance the chef the floor house keepers the reception managers Maddox the cocktail genius every one who poured himself and his Individuality his hopes his ambi tion into the service of the great hotel Evelyn Ofcham in an autocrat of eutocrats You see him as he rises at 4:30 a m to company his meal buyer to market as he visits the Imperial Palace laundry as he welcomes distinguished guests — all these his public aspect His per sonal life is an enigma until Gracie Savott breaks through his reserve — Gracie the blithely casual daughter of an important million-sirhas always had what the wanted so when she wants to see how Evelyn manages the Imperial And later Palace she succeeds when she wants to be Evelyn’s mistress in a Paris flat she is successful there too and And about and behind around the Amazing affair of Gracie and Evelyn runs the stream of life of the Imperial Palace complex colorful amazing full of petty politics human Inhuman efficient and endless Arnold Bennett has written this exciting story of modern life with delight It has the stature and importance of “The Old Wives Tale” whole-soule- d e whole-soule- BOOKSTORE TALK Tm sorry but those books have n’t arrived yet They’ll probably be here at eleven And what for you? You wanta snicker? Well go ahead X feel like laughing out loud myself — Oh you mean you want a bar — my mistake Do you know the name of the book? You say it’s green? — let me see now I have exaotly eight chemistry books with green covers Will any one do?— It's for chem 10 —well I haven’t had that class and I don’t know Now if you buy that you realize I can’t exchange it — we just don’t do things that way You don’t mean Mankind's story of Van Loon — you mean Van Loon’s Two dollars story of Mankind please No we haven't any second hand Anatomy and rnysiology books Hello Grace You bet Tm work-in- ’ bard Sorry Grace but ’I can’t put a book away even for you — strictly against the rules — but if you would pay a little down— why that's a different matter— just a minute I’ll have to watt on these people No Tm sorry but it Isn’t in yet I said It would be here at eleven — did I —well we haven’t opened the boxes yet For the very good reason that I haven't had time Come back in about an hour No we haven't any second hand Anatomy and Physiology hooks yet You want a new one— I'm sorry but I sold the last one just after you left a few minutes ago You didn’t want one anyway— I suspected as much Gosh Gracie some guys are tight —you know tight like scotch You really don’t begin to even imagine it until you've worked in a bookstore sometimes wonder just where some people store all the candy they buy— they couldn’t possibly eat it all You know Gracie — some girls come In here about five times a day with a different fellow and get a bar I should think they’d get fat but they don’t— boy do I envy them? Well come in again when you have a minute — ya — goodbye What for you — What did you eay—you want me Say Big Guy— you can't talk to me like that I don't have to put up with it and what’s more I won’t Don’t look so dumb — it isn’t becoming to you Well I never— how did I know there was a bar named “U" You want a Finance book Yes they came In but we’ve sold them all I told you to come back in an heur—well Its been an hour and ten minutes I just sold the last one “Capitol” Thursday Friday and Saturday January II 12 13 “Should Ladies Behave” Is the title which the first rate laughter laden stage play ‘The Vinegar Tree” was changed to This mirthful play was recently staged on BroadWay with a huge success The film revolves around the emotional yearnings of a flapper and her collegiate flapjack a neu rotic mamma and her elderly hub-b- y and a divorcee and her artist sweetie The six all s under one root one week end with the three females gushing over Max an artist complicate the sit uttions that create the laughs Aside from Its humor the has heart jnterestiqd registers some neat observations love — calf cow and foolish Alice Brady as the twittery mother whose heart is still young carries the hulk of laughs with a breezy flaire Lionel Barrymore gives his usual distinguished as the grouchy under standing papa too old for love Mary Carlisle easy on the eyes might as well go places on the screen lf properly bandied And Katherine AlexConway Tearle ander William Janny and Halli-weHobbs are all good Harry Beaumont’s direction is well timed and paced for laughs "It I Were Free” Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Jan ll 14 15 18 17 “If I Were Free” describes a very modern love affair Irene Dunne as Sarah and Clive Brook as Gordon are married unhappily to their respective mates Sudden Ij they discover a new hope in life when they meet each other Then came the complications Brood's life is happiness threatened by ravages of a war wound Sarah’s husband divorced in order that she may go to Brook attempts to blackmail her and Brook's wife refuses a divorce as she wishes to profit by his renewed climb to wealth and position And that’s how things are en meshed when comes a surprising yet very logical ending to the pic- ture Niles Astor makes-- an elegant villian Lorraine MacLean a splendid wife menace while Henry and Tobin Vivian Stephenson Laura Hope Crews complete the - cast Direction by Elliot Nugent is smooth moving John Van Druten wrote the story in the London stage hit “Behold We Live” the calendar year 1933 men applied for enlistment in the navy in the Salt Lake district which comprises Utah Idaho Montana and part of Wyoming Only 314 men were enlisted because that number of enlistments was the quota designated by the navy department The examining doctors examined 1350 of the applicants qnd rejected 1036 or 77 per cent of them for not meeting the navy's physical requirements The principal causes of rejection in order were defective vision defective teeth and flat feet The aveiage accepted applicant was 5 feet 8 inches in height weighed 145 pounds and had completed the eleventh grade at school During 2745 young GAMBLE NO HERE J J'ATid’ltfbn- P- ?’?' ?’ th'H t Laboratory tut prove the quality of before Fortune Shoe they go on your feet That whv you get a heap of satisfaction — and take no chances— when you step into z pair! 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