Show PAGE TWO STUDENT LIFE LOGAN UTAH JANUARY THURSDAY 11 1001 Last Hetch Hetchy Bore Through I Heard Around cettvc 'W'eoy Published weekly by students of the Utah State Agricultural College Herald-JournPrinting company entered as second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special rate of postage provided for in Section 1103 Act of October 3 1927 Authorised August 22 1918 Subscription rate $100 per year : XiSic 0m 3S5L’s the Campus BOOKS That Printed by The Beef In The Nude Wedkly The newest suggestion orf the quadrangle is the planting of an early crop of radishes next sprin to be grown before the grass is planted We could tie them up in pretty red and white bunches and sell them in the bookstore They cught to make as big a hit in there as gum does THEATRES "IMPERIAL PALACE”— Arnold Bennett Arnold Bennett wrote this amazing history of modern luxury with a gusto and delight that make it one of the most fascinating of novels It is the story of Evelyn the Managing Director of that last word in luxury The Im pc rial Palace Hotel It is also the story of the sixth doorkeeper for the seravnt’s entrance the chef the floor house keepers the reception managers Maddox the cocktail genius every one who poured himself and his individuality his hopes his ambition into the service of the great "Capitol” Thursday Finlay a Saturday January 11 12 13 "Should Ladies Behave is ft title which the first rate laughs laden stage play “The Vmega Tree” was changed to This mini tul play was recently staged Broadway with a huge success The film revolves around tk emotional yearnings of a f1)pt and her collegiate flapjack a nw rotic mamma and her elderly hub by and a divorcee and her arts sweetie The six love seekers a under one roof one week end wlti the three females gushing 0V( Max an artist complicate the sit uotions that create the laughs Aside from its humor the pro duction has heart interest ant registers some neat observation love —calf cow and foolish Alice Brady as the twitter mother whose heart is still young carries the bulk of laughs witl a breezy flaire Lionel Barrymore gives his usual distinguished pet formances as the grouchy under standing papa too old for love Mary Carlisle easy on the eyes might as well go places on th screen if properly handled An Conway Tearle Katherine Alex ander William Janny and Hall well Hobbs are all good Harry Beaumont's direction is well timed and paced for laughs "If I Were Free” Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Jan ’’ Back to school after many New Year’s resolutions made and simultaneously broken Christmas and New Years troupe by in such rapid succession that some of the most brilliant students gave their families New Years resolutions for t Remember that snow storm Christmas presents Now — don’t Well— the prettiest winter? moan That is not such a bad spill of the season took place in break if you look at it in a diftront of the main building that ferent light Say in an uniighted night after the snow when a fra closet at midnight ternity man — 1 hear — slid down Now to take up the pen in with a mighty crash in the viein behalf of a dying institution I ity of the fountain and rushed believe if one ever has obseson down the walk with all four PAUL SPENCER Assistant Sports Editor sions in present times I’ve got paws in the air His grand finale now I have beer asking one Assistant Society Editor MARIAN PETERSON took place at the top of the first hotel many many students how they Evelyn Oreham is an autocrat of cloud step amidst an like Utah State And just rutocrats You see him as he rises Columnists of steam what I have discovered would at 4:30 a m to company his meal astonish everjone in school MAy SWENSON CYRIL MCCLELLAN BURKE FRY buyer to market as he visits the And that my dear children ANDERSON WENDEL ANDERSON JESSE including Joe Havertz Take it reason that long clean Imperial Palace laundry as he was the leave it New students at welcomes distinguished guests— all streak was down the VERA CLARK LILLIAN HARRIS Typist the “A” hate school They these his public aspect His persidewalk the of middle the The job of bnildmg the San Francisco municipal water and think that such a state insonal life is an enigma until next morning from Hetch Hetchy lake in Yosemite National Parx system power to more stitution hold Business ought Assistant HUGH FULLER Manager Gracie Savott breaks through his is almost completed with the "holing through” of the last tunnel for them It is true that some — casual bore under the Cascade range Photo shows the junction a only reserve Gracie the blithely According to bystanders like its democracy REPORTERS its free Second from left rear row is M M O’Shaughnessy engineer in could have been daughter of an important millioncne more thing Hill Reuben but reads Beatrice Hogensen Lynn Kloepfer anyone who spirit charge Third from left rear row is Angelo Rossi San Francisco desired the fellow could have pre- aire has always had what she Orville Lee this knows as well as I that Dwight Jones Cyril McClellan mavor tended he was Niagra Falls in wanted so when she wants to see Helen Maughan Howard Law tile free spirit and democracy Marion Ensign winter and gone over the first how Evelyn manages the Imperial of the Aggies is much overRuth Linebaugh Raymond Malouf Virgie Fraughton And later Palace she succeeds step rated It seems to me that if when she wants to be Evelyn's would truly administration the FEATURE WRITERS After we had added to the reali- mistress in a Paris flat she is make Utah State a great inof the scene with a bucket successful there too ty must Ririe stitution Amar Hickman change Anna Johnson Margaret they And about and behind and water we could have left of the their tactics Afton Henderson Stella Carlson Fern Fisher around the amazing affair of 14 15 16 17 aniout in state a of hun there I am going to take the liberty “If I Were Free” describes mated suspension for the rest of Gracie and Evelyn runs the stream SPORTS WRITERS not because I want to criticize the winter and the football team of life of the Imperial Palace very modern love affair Iient Paul Spencer Golden Allen Glen Hendricks but because I am about to gradu could have saved money for the complex colorful amazing full of Dunne as Sarah and Clive Brool Grace Madsen Donald Madsen Ralph Wakley ate from their school and in the school by using him for a honey- petty politics human inhuman ef- as Gordon arc married unhappilj ' Valere Anderson Bill Caine Amos Jenkins abilfuture my integrity and my to their respective mates Sudden ficient and endless moon trip ity will be known by the reputaArnold Bennett has written this lj they discover a new hope ir Dear Students tion of my Alma Mater and her How about starting a penmanHe apologized later for not add- exciting story of modern life with life when they meet each other Are we going to permit the graduates It seems to me that ship class for the honorable proThen came the complications tf delight It has the of our ing the finishing touches on the because the "Aggies” have always fessors in the school? All in favor morals and standards stature and importance of “The their happiness Brood’s life were that grounds to things school be moving of lowered been room we must ad — and advertised the by clock letting no from of become the answer? reading say “aye” Opposed Old Wives Tale” threatened by ravages of a wa1 WHAT has leaves mit that advertising is an actual Well that settles it N A Peder- the freshmen and sophomores so fast he just oouldn’t think wound Sarah's husband divorcci library? The disappearance of this time-piec- e about but while anything stopping of of institution at their higher son will be nominated by acclama- seive beer and pretzels any BOOKSTORE TALK in order that she may go to Brook a need of the library unfilled and therefore something should part he a still had half chance schoolas a place where tion to sit at the head of the annual frolic? I'm sorry but those books have- attempts to blackmail her an be done about it The clock was a present to the school from learning canbe had cheaply class with Coach Jensen a second n’t arrived yet I understood that with the They’ll probably Brook's wife refuses a divom and along ing are There countless students the graduating class of about nineteen twenty-nin- e and uneventfully is one Then Carter Dr Linford and (starting of winter quarter the set eleven as she wishes to profit by his re rushing thither and yon with be here at with its serving as an extremely convenient piece of equip- leason why we have such poor Sorensen take their respective of rules And what for you? You wanta newed climb to wealth and pow which were so kindly books that prove conclusively that ment it also added a good deal- - to the appearance of the read- scchool spirit so few leaders in places sent to all boarding house keep- the best comic cartoonists take snicker? Well go ahead I feel like tion our student body and if I must ing room They could begin by taking the ers and thus circulated were to be the longest dryest classes And that's how things are cn laughing out loud myself —Oh you so so few distinguished exercises for typewriting to get a enforced We understand that the reason for its removal is that say mean you want a bar— my mistake meshed when comes a surprising do not feel I Personally no sooner I know clumri that little movement and relaxation the need for these rules at all due to unforseen difficulties the class has been unable to Do you know the name of the yet very logical ending to the pit And my! What a long line will read the above state- and some art would help Students of down hy Hr HenYou say it's green?— let me ture was finish paying for it and that as a result the clock has been ment people probably there book? be should college age to than they’ll begin cite them to see now I have exactly eight derson’s office on registration enlarge on their charact- allowed to make their own deciNiles Astor makes an elegan' taken back by the dealer evidences of our spirit evidences ers A course in correspondence sions about such day Next registration day the but I chemistry books with green covers viilian Lorraine MacLean a spies Efforts are being made by class members to arrange for of our leaders evidence of our things— might possibly be good practice do feel that if the college auline will be there but won’t Will any one do?— It’s for chem 10 did wife menace while Henr the settlement of the balance due and we sympathize with alumni But take it or leave it tor them also be nearly so long because they well I haven’t had that class Stephenson Vivian Tohin anc thorities really had any genuine their difficulties in strenuous times such as these We feel This school is inferior — at least at What did are going to have two military about their interest in the moral of this and don’t know Laura Crews complete the you I Now say if Hope 1921-2you in we Back dii therefore that if the class cannot make arrangements for present Oh yes— every now and school instead of just cast exessays? departments that realize I can't you buy scchool who that have would Men a graduthey prevent its return then the school should pay the remaining few dol— one for students who know Direction by Elliot Nugent it even the suggestion of a beer change it— we just don’t do things ated made their marks in the again you make out a comma lars and get the clock back the how and can go through to refreshes that pause smooth moving John Van Drutcr that way world At least most of our gradThe students evidently felt party if the school had to do this it would certainly be a uates except a distinguished group Then there should be a law that there was a get to the top of the line You don’t mean Mankind's story wrote the story in the London good chance on tissue paper to good investment to get an expensive clock for a fraction of of alumni back in ’09 or some- against of Van Loon— you mean Van Loon’s stage hit “Behold We Live” get the idea past the board II seems to me that the biggest its initial cost of Mankind times with Jardme West etc with a hard lead pencil Who or they would never have even Two dollars mistake about the new rules is story During the calendar year 1933 lays the days of hieroglyphic writ dared mention it Only a minor matter but it adds much to the convenience come from these years please No we haven’t any second 2745 the started The way they got young men applied for eing is over? It is just in its What was the reason? hand of the library Let’s have the clock put in the library again! and Now really— I came to think of Physiology nlistment in the facility should have initiated them books Anatomy navy in the Sil' height Allow me to let my the cause and I immediately as codes with fancy letters and district whuh N It A s comprise mind probe the Hello Grace You bet I'm work Lake came to the conclusion that may— tilings there are a few combina- in’ hard Utah Idaho Montana and p ut of of this question First— — 1933 be the faculty members are not tions left yet Sorry Grace but I can't en students had more money put a book away even for you — Wyoming Only 314 men were living up to the restrictions placed listed because that number of eWITH the beginning of a new' year we are wont to spend a They had more life more of the rules—but if nlistments And about the biggest influence strictly against upon the students was the quota designates things if moment in retrospection and to contemplate a bit on the many eollegiato Weil anyway I guess they wont the new rules have had yet is to you would pay a little down— why tiiat make for a progressive that’s a different matter— just a by the navy department The ethe serve increase of the cooiing year drink that resident named popularity after of youth Second — the xamining doctors examined 1350 of Mae West— you know— one drink students and make lines under minute I’ll have to wait on these the There lias been a great change in national affairs in the spirit school was a haven for free applicants and rejected 1036 or people of the resident eyes Lust year and we wonder parents Now you can’t come up sometime just what the results will be in thinking No sharp restrictions No I’m sorry but it isn’t in yet 77 per cent of them for not meeis that democratic? 1934 CCC Probably the most far reaching development of the were choking the life’s blood I said it would be here at eleven ting the navy's physical requirements The principal causes of rstudent consciousness Third Perhaps the most important so— did I— well we haven’t past year has been the government’s recovery program of If on spring keeps it coming opened cial experiment ever undertaken felt themselves woe defective which was launched soon after President Roosevelt took the —students won’t be long before nicotine point the boxes yet For the very good ejection in order Still Fiddle I’lays is the project now under way bound together by some comvision defective teeth and flat I as back its usual quota of lov- reason that I haven't had oath of office PLYMOUTH Mass time mon bond—some bond that in Germany The dream of eugeni-cist- s as E feet The average accepted applCome back in about an hour This program with its aid to industry and labor has done Flynn 76 who once defeated ers the sterilization of those the famous certainly does not exist now Mellie Dunham in a No we haven’t any second hand icant was 5 feet 8 inches in height much to raise the moral of the nation to a point w'here some Let’s do this Either make this who would produce progeny of fiddling contest still plays his vio145 pounds and had comAnother idea has come out to Anatomy and concrete evidence of restoration of normal living can be seen school a haven for learning and undesirable character Physiology books yet weighed is one of lin at dances around the towns of pet students to eleventh grade at school the pleted You seats want a new one — I'm sorry but assembly We admire the courage and leadership shown by Mr Roose- Lited as such or make it pulse the race improvement movements Cape Cod on time Let the Profs padlock a I sold the last one after just you velt and feel that in the coming year he will continue to with a stirring spirit of student now being furthered there A like string of lighted fire crackers on left a few minutes ago You didn’t show the deep understanding for the average citizen which welfare and let scholarship stay program has never been attemptthe end of each drowsy shuffling want one — I anyway suspected as has characterized his work in the past Concern has been where it is That is an asset to ed on such a broad scale bestudent as he leaves his class then much college But let’s not let it fore the padlock keys to ushers in give expressed over the outcome of the expenditure of the huge any Gosh Gracie some guys are tight ” the assembly hall to take the sums of money being used in the various branches of the re- die betwixt and between cut off Few deny that there are possi"f —you know tight like scotch You from one alternative by lack of bilities in selective off with in only when This much is certain though that it is funds and reproduction don’t begin to even imagine covery program teaching staff and cut man but due to the the student has found his place in really much better to spend this money in an intelligent effort to off from tile complexity it until you've worked in a bookother by an uncom of human the hall and to is sit down store ready physical and mental build up the national assets such as highways buildings promising mid Victorian authori I sometimes wonder just characters there is a wide range where some people store all the forests parks and living quarters than to use the money live outlook on its sjudents opinion as to whether a feasible as a dole such as England did We would have to give half of candy they buy— they couldn’t plan is possible Those who would M r Roosevelt’s explanation that the the students jobs as ushers to possibly eat it all g money will be out such a t: map program are faced You know Gracie — some girls laboratory tests proveof as soon as the nation is restored to normality seems ECONOMIST TO keep pulling the firecrackers oft with many perplexing problems: come in here about five times a the quality ffbefore tile other half of stuthe reasonable enough to satisfy our questions on the mater Shoes before What type of a race should be day with a different fellow and Fortune on dents went but tlmt crazy would v Tiie official recognition of Russia by the U S is another your feet they go How is the mixture of 4a COME TO LOGAN developed? &! y solve the employment problem get a bar I should think they’d That’s why you get a jW matter of considerable importance bringing with it millions desirable and undesirable traits get fat but they don't— boy do I heap of satisfaction — to be unscrambled? Who is to if dollars worth of intenational trade envy them? Well come in again and take no chances— The rise of Hitler Japan’s expansion in Manchuria the Utah officials of the AAA will say who is fit and who is unWhich brings up another sen when you have a minute — ya — when you step into a g corn-holaunch the production fit? pair ior class gift idea The class of goodbye Century of Progress Exposition and Joan Crawford’s divorce control campaign of the federal ’34 What for you— What did you A famous combination could present the school with nave all created their own swirls of comment during the government Monday January 15 One must not expect too much I a movie picture taken from the say— you want me Say Big Guy— of style quality and for this state when L M Vaughan from a eugenics program In our ast year the most that could tower of the gang coming from you can’t talk to me like that I economy in men’s shoes of eco- generation of the bureau agricultural Well all in all it has been a year worth seeing You can’t nomics United States department be expected would be a decrease the library building to assembly don’t have to put up with it and of agriculture will arrive in Lo- in the younger say that we live in a period of quiescence (reel one) Reel two could be the what’s more I won’t generation of Don’t look s to confer with of members the gan d insame gang going back to the li- so dumb — it isn’t becoming to state extension staff concerning clined Even and criminally you be W’ell that worth I never— how did I know brary after assembly might Yon better live your best and act program according to Direcyour best and think the there was a bar named “U” tor William Peterson manager of some effort though In Germany i our best today for today is the sure preparation for Reel two would however they are first sterilizing the AAA for Utah You want a Finance book Yes probably be the and all the other tomorrows that follow funniest at that ’35 freshmen af they came in but Final instructions for the pres- all those who are confined to inwe've sold them ent exmeasure ter control will be — Harriet Martineau stitutions because of hereditary seeing it wouldn’t need all I told you to come back in an at Mr plained Logan Monday by hour — well its been an hour and for county agents of defects Later those mingling in President Some people are so painfully good that they would rather Vaughan George W Rightmire ten minutes I just sold the last northern Utah and executives and society will be treated Ohio State University CoHoping you feel the same All who are interested in the of e light than le pleasant e one — L C Ball Tuesday at 1 p m at the — Jessie LaMarr Anderson lumbus Is above censtorm the hotel in Salt Lake county betterment of human race must ter In a v v: And so on— y t controversy arousing agents of the central and southern regard its results with interest nation-wid- e Every man is a volume if you know how to read him interest over threatcounties and all corn and hog for from it Street Lijr Numbers the Rule ened expulsion of a group of perhaps will be uni— Charming growers of the state are invited to BOSTON(l’K) — Dwellings in Massattend a general meeting where Mr versally copied a means for the students for refusing to take achusetts would have to sport military training Pastors have street numbers at least four inches Vaughan will explain the workings more rapid betterment of the huI don t think much of a man who is not wiser than of rallied to the cause of the stuthe corn-ho- g man race today plan high and in contrasting colors unle was yesterday dents who insist that RightWhile der a bill introduced in the legislaUtah farmers are not large —Abraham Lincoln mire verbally dismissed them ture by Representative growers of either corn or hogs evIngalls ReThe Chance of a Lifetime to buy a fine Winter teat at Vi Off! from the university publican of Lynn The darkest hour in any man’s life is when he sits down ery one who raises an average of at least three litters of hogs a ‘Dead Man’ Visits Newest styles plenty large sizes plenty blacks and browns! We o plan how to get money without Morgue year or plants 10 acres of grain earning it must clear our racks! Como see for To Identify Himself corn not including the silage va— Horace Greeley yourself! Seeing is believing! rieties is eligible to benefit payFine ments by the government Director — LOWELL Pattern Masn Hats Drastically Reduced (I’pi The relaI envy the beasts two things — their ignorance of evil to Peterson said — the sport of all winter sports tives of Benjamin H McLoon Metals Velvets and Felts All C olors Why not bring in ome and their ignorance of what is said about them were asked to come to a hospital your skates — have them sharpened by an expert! Facto claim his body because the — Voltaire Special Reduction on Our Beautiful Dresses! man who died on a downtown Wife Was Too Valuable tory method employed Many Other Bargains! conHOUSTON Tex (I’I’i— She was street had a billfold that Ve must not blame God for the Key I itting Skates and Supplies - Snappy Sen ice name but instead the fly for man made him too valuable a wife to lose Joseph tained hisdead man appeared le is the resurrection the reincarnation of our own dirt and Batiste negro told the court af- supposed CO It was disclosed that McLoon ter admitting he had hired a lawSjl’ Can Do It! areiessness —Woods Hutchinson had his pockets picked while yer to defend Gertrude Batiste at AND LADIES’ FURNISHINGS and his billfold was her trial on a LOGAN of assault to shopping taken is the first requisite to great undertak- -' murder her charge 20 West husband North Justice Lajer the dead man wras iden54 Vest 1st North Campbell Overstreet dismissed the tified as Harry r— Samuel Johnson Logan Utah il(irr( notorious cubQ way-las- tr whole-soule- ice-les- s ar le Penmanship Class For Profs Wanted d 01 We Have 1 Beer and Pretzels? TIME OUT whole-soule- unelab-cratel- Een vust-tics- — Germans Begin Novel Practice forth-comin- Xv - & ! I FORTUNE SHOES feeble-minde- New-hous- Coats Cut 12 ICE SKATING EDWARDS MILLINERY HIKE SHOP ce Kukjiocjic't i lt |