Show NEW SPECIES OF ajn itiaaius CROSS COT OF MAN IS FOUND COW COLLEGE BLOEMFONTEIN South Africa (IP) — The thesis of Sir Arthur proKeith that each continent duced its own human races is CO-E- OS born out according to Dr Dreycr archaeand of zoology professor ology at Grey University here by the' excavation this summer of a new species of man at FIons-ba- d Stand' ng bv the fountain is a Hot Springs common pastime but it may be made interesting as well if one Seven South American countries stops to observe the coed types in revolutions the past which meander have had dash stop and two years one is having one now otherwise pass thiough the halls two are at war and two others The most obvious of all these are on the verge of war types is that girl who is registered for 12 hours of class room work and tifteen hours of “hallology” You can see her as she innocently puts her arm through the arm of some college hero and hopes he will ask her to the Pi Sigma 1 hi As ROTTEM LUCi MOW IN 8LA2F poyou po nr! party this and her prey stroll off we catch a climpse of a rushing girl — she does not bother to stop to greet each of her — she has her eye O'l something something a'tainah'c only through hard woi'f a college cdui ation Iteln id her follows a representative of the class who came bo- -( ‘luse they had nothing else to do ‘hie doesnt care if her report ird cairns home C's she doesn’t nnml if she hasn t a date for the student bodv dance Her folks sent arr away to school because they duln t a int her “hinging around" home ad winter They sent her away with a possible hope that she woidd find “some good man” (even a farmer) at the state “Ag” “date-digge- r" colb ge Hue wo hive a representative eioss-- nt of coed life as seen in almost anv college or university A clisy of coeds composed of vumus modifications of the digger" the “basic-knoledge-seeke- and the types r” don w “I Turns Primitive Ohio — (IP) — A former instructor who turned Tar-i- d l eighteen years ago is swinging high this week in the limbs aof a elm over the Mad River near here He is back m the tree tops again after a lapse of three years because he had been furnished with a new rope to replace the one that rotted in 1929 He used the rope to gain entrance to his lofty perch “Tarzan" is Orrin Sternbarger 15 former instructor in art at Wittenberg College Eighten years ago doctors told him he would die within a few months from tuberculosis The instructor decided that he would spend his last few months close to the nature he loved So he entered the wooded aiea near here and built himself a hut high on the tree And he lived there for fifteen years with only a fishpole and a bow and arrow to aid him in getting food Recently a resident of this city learned of the old man’s lack of approach to his hut and bought him a new one The new rope arrived this week Sternbarger fastened a thread to an arrow and sent it over a limb near his hut Then he drew the rope into a pulley and soon pulled himself up where he is now “at home” again Ubniia college 100-fo- ot MOST unexpected and things happen to you when you get the Shredded Wheat habit! That’s because Shredded Wheat gives you the energy you need to make every It’s Nature’s day a push-oveown energy food— 100 whole wheat! That means nothing lost and nothing added! All the energybuilding elements that smart old Nature put ioto wheat are kepi for you in Shredded Wheat How’ll you have yours? Milk? Cream? Half and half? Order Shredded Wheat at the lunch counter THE r! leetfi For George? I V - ut — Buffalo N Y — !PIT0 TWO FOR THE JOB O PI&ClfOF ONE - ACCEPTED BY (- (IP) George Washington dead though he may be Is again the principal figure in a war But this time it is a battle Over the first president's false teeth The trouble started here a few weeks ago when Dr Walter J Pryor a Cleveland dentist who likes to dabble in unusual bits of history told the American Dental Association that when W'ashington crossed the Delaware he wore a set of false teeth made by Paul Revere who was a jeweler when he was not riding horse back though the New England countryside This set of teeth the dentist said had a big spring connecting the upper and lower plates and this spring often became caught leaving the future president with his mouth agape like an Idiot Later the dentist said a New York dentist made the president a set of teeth by curving them out of hippotamus teeth These were what gave (he president that lower he said protruding jaw But Sol Bloom associate director of the Georg Washington Bicentennial Commission soon came back with a flat denial of all the charges against the molars of the father of his country ‘There is absolutely no record” he said “or proof of Paul Re vere having made a set of false teeth for George Washington Likewise there is no record of Washington having a set of false teeth at the time ef the crossing of the Delaware ‘Washington's letters give no indication of false teeth before 1781 though Jy that time he evidently had some but not a full set “Now we know that 'when Washington came to New York In 1789 to assume the duties of The John presidency he consulted Greenwood a famous dentist of his day about having a set of teeth made These were made end the false teeth fastened as Dr Pryor stated by a spring but it was a small sized gold wire spring ' which could not possibly have had power enough to hold mouth Washington’s agape” L jtfHt New York — (IP) — Announcement was made here that Dt ' Albert Einstein most noted mathematician in the world today has accepted the post as the head of the mathematics department - at to be the new opened next fall at or near Princeton N J The announcement was made by founder Dr - Abraham Flexner and director of the new university which will admit only graduate students who wish to study without any thought of securing The further degrees will be christened “The Institute for Advanced Study” The noted author of the relativwill ity and unified field theories Einlive at Princeton with Mrs stein from October 15 to April lo each college year probably returning to Germany for his summers The appointment is for life and has been accepted as such Other famous professors will be selected from time to time to take positions at the Institute The new school is to be tne realization of the dream of Dr Flexner to have one educational institution in the country devoid of all the usual diverting affairs of the college campus Study will be its only purpose and only activity Dr Flexner hopes to make the school a place where the professors will be entirely free of financial worry and where the students may pursue the purest in their ideals of scholarship own way No degree will be given and students will be carefully selected “super-universit- y” “super-umversit- y” My friend and I went to a show the other night WeiV yes we quite enjoyed ourselves Sitting just in front of us were two loving doves outwardly bestowing affections upon one another Poor dears! Guess they were in love alright' But — When I became most interested in the show these love birds would become most interested in each other put their consequently heads together on the subject thus shortening my view By the time I had found another position from which I could see the screen the lovers had grown weary of their positions and moved to the opposite side directly in front of me again It is true that the theatre was crowded but what theatre manager is going to place two in must have one seat? Someone evidently put this idea into the heads of the loving pair and they were going to help things out a bit by both occupying the same seat Considerate souls! Well you can see the outcome was the continual “Sway Logan” rythm for my friend and me all evening With every dramatic scene upon the screen came a simultaneous rehearsal of the same thing by the pair in front of us Of course it was puzzling to us We went there to see one show and saw two Which were wo to look at? One we paid fo Tho other was free Well we saw a little of both Yours —Lu It 9- - EMOTIONS OF A COW TESTER upon going out to sample i at 4 a m —Winter Apologies to R B W Jr HAS PRODIGIES Dr Samuel Weiss professor at the Polyclinic Medical School of New York says that the principal reason for the steady growth of ik gono o Tiny yoyos about the size of a dime made of precious metals and working on a fine silk thread have been offered as favors at recent dinners given by high society in the French capitol yo-y- ’No longer may dances be held any school buildings in Jack-so- n county Fla and furthermore any teacher who dances during the term of school automatically loses his or her position in New York — (IP) — If the seven freshmen 13 14 and 15 years old Uniwho entered Northwestern versity this year at the behest of President Walter Dill Scott are then properly termed prodigies Hunter College is overrun with prodigies About 45 per cent of the 878 freshmen at Hunter are under the normal entrance age this year Five of them are 14 84 are 15 years old Sorority Barred From: Pledging Pan-hellen- io A ry — well-train- ed of locusts can stop a train In Argentine locusts sometimes are so thick on the railroad tracks that the trains have to be shortened and the engines carry an extra amount of sand because the crushed insects make the tracks slick and the drivewlieels slip swarm A WbcB JW M Niaasra Falla on the paefcae KNOW you have StacUsd Whsab iw national nscurr cqsewy ter ish-Am- v t The manager of the Yellowstone National Park hotel has written T : to Tokyo asking for hotel reserOne Woodmere at student vations there in 1940 when the School In New York was killed Olympic games are to be held and 1? others were shocked rethere cently when a belt of lightning struck a fence against which some leaning while tho Professor Albert Einstein has of them were was football aquad in a huddte as head of the a accepted position with Jts coach its members with school of Mathematical and their artnsi about each either Physics at the New Inj to for Advanced stitute Study open at Princeton N J next 'Denver Cold (R M I P A) — fall “Money doesn’t count when picking husbands'' la the opinion of Yooua's Kiris at the Colorado Four-fiftof the audience College tteal ha:tea& joust walked out on Leopold Stokowek! POteeaa ooyftien aMfcnees even orchestra disposition oourtcay aad tact go and bis Philadelphia last ’ week ‘ when they played a cording to tea preen! nest students m modernistic composition at the rOeentiy bore their opening concert of the season The-oreiti- We Cater to College Students WORK DONE WHILE YOU WAIT EFFICIENT — SERVICE STUDENT PRICES 4 Shoe Shining Parlor in Connection GOODYEAR SHQP SHOP North Main T hs MSgc£t RT A it1' Ur PHbaeot WilAfter two years of investigado tion a Smithsonian scientist has liam Lkyd Waiter for t£t of wVZtC’Se-- y r rf so far boon unable to find a reitK't I ’ward Uureum Pw poisonous insect In Ahuka V'-- w 1 to t l f t t f tV-jJ 4 C f Frtsh water fish a It ’ : ' ef becoming extinct tat J — — J It 00 JeacM tUa out ' — to 1 -- r —1 f " -- 2 3 r o ' cr kt 'tt tit j t ri k ' ’Ab Sec of Labor Doak JdgeFeelsSorrjr Men Students Role Washington — (IP)— The eyes world have of the educational been turned in the last few days on Secretary of Labor William N Doak as he became the center of heated denunciations from college and university presidents throughout tho country for his order' forbidding university students adta rule mitted under the from working their way through college in this country Moreover tho colleges were a bit apprehensive as they awaited Secretary Doak’a reply if any to a demand from New York that he inquire into the allegedly “subversive” doctrines being taught in institutions - of this country’s higher learning The protests from the college presidents most of whom termed order the secretary’s "ridiculous” resulted in the of the ruling by the secretary jto allow foreign students already in this country to work for their room and board and to accept scholarships Thq request for an investigation of college teachings in this coun-ti- y came from Ralph M Easley chairman of the executive committee of the National Civic Federation “Is it true” Easley wrote the secretary "that as charged many of the most revolutionary and dangerous characters in South America and the Far East for instance have been educated in American universities and reflect the subversive character of the instruction received— this allegation being based on the fact that so many of the professors in the universities are Socialists or atheists pacifists Communists?” Easley suggested that if this were true it might be better for the world if foreign students were not allowed to attend our colleges This would also apply to said he students American “whose parents would do well to ascertain the identity of those professors whose teachings are bo dangerous and to see to it that they are ousted from their posts of high trust” “Easley was one of the few public men who came to the defense of the labor secretary’s ruling against foreign student lp efforts whole in college her c'tln of ovehiw t wc"-- d ' Ai I t ? U I f a j ' ' Ji a 4 ir!Ui ’ ' 1 i “Marry While Yc:g” SiysFainciis Jdje New Haven Conn— (IP) — In an interview published in the Yale Daily News Judge Ben Lindsey juvenile authority of companionate marriage fame' asserted that college students should marry while still in college Yale University does not allow its undergraduates to marry The judge said that he believed in many cases marriages of college students would stimulate emotional stability He said the young married couples should have a knowledge of birth control and that parents shoulld continue to support them while they were in college ? 1' ninilIV i f Some people in this country are net "broke” Mur hundred fifty millions of & per cent government bonds wpre owsubscrlbed toe first day they were offered rd btoek or brawn aa high abaca You would expect ta pay mora tor any af the maay atyles ea-fo- Other s it'd)! ud Today Friday-- W 1 KVtmM'P Saturday! SHE WAS NOT KUu Kca AITTSm1 fHffil FA ETTTE3 Give your Shoes a tetter chance to serve you Hsv them re- V L WECr3 US North I'iln 8 Lmso CM 1 j " toy rer 4 E-T- 0 $ ' rcra cr v Some of dice nre it I fresh cooiy '— "iff i 0 First dVr-- ' -- i' ji-- j (tWirr V only 400 mites north of Australia Unfortunately for Japan tho rest of the nations of this world fool that Mrosb pension la increased pnonnre t to themselves - paired Australian officials are disturb- Robert ed by rumors that Japan is Intending to make negotiaticor for the purpose ef islands in the Malay Archipelago 'fr 1 : r geantnleather peo- Civilization Is getting back to ita cradle - The Turk recently opened a bridge 840 feet ‘long over the Euphrates river Hue la by the way the largest bridge la Turkey -a STYLE Fettetoo Shseo nre all one priee and are a real vahra They rr?-V- v? ple’s minds “try changing yours aatpw- EV0RY r No one is so much a slave to habit as nature The sun never comes up in the west 1 You have a dollar I have a dollar We swap Now you have my dollar — I have your dollar We are no better off You have ‘an idea I have an idea We swap Now you have two ideas —we both are richer What you gave you have what I got you did not lose This is cooperation ' The University of Hindis is celebrating the 20th year of Robert Zuppke’s term as football ‘ coach self-he- If you can’t change other CcipcrcSb 15-l- ay ' NWO ri ’ -- r I h San Francisco — (IP —Brought before Municipal Judge Sylvian J Lazarus here on a charge of tailing two books on philosophy from a book store recesitly Harold Lord 23 Northwestern University student explained to the judge that he was hungyy for both food and greater knowledge For threp quarters of an hour there was a keen philosophical discussion between the student and tho judge wijieh ended when the judge said that "this boy is no criminal He is a smart lad” Judge Lazarus' then gave him sentence and a suspended handed him “so you won't have to go hungry my lad” well-kno- il -- - - Gives Thief Dollar ’Forced fo Revise - itY' i f it reasonable prices Why not eat what you enjoy? And enjoy what you eat - I- (trf nAe Foods Cooked Better Superior " A submarine mountain a War is expensive especially “When tho state to high has been discovered about go when you pay the bill that folmiles seuthwest of San Francisco low It then laws are most ras£U nipt in tho Paclflo ocean- 6l piled’— Thdtra y Intellectual young ladles in New ' fcMtrewayi- Yh If and when Argentine Joins tho York are asking “What is really b ’ League of Nations she will spe- worth: white in this IfeT” and lago Ttor 99 to l ry pw cifically state that she doses not ring la various urayn t wpoasca recognise the Monroe doctrine th tar of L t n1 i on ' t lu ' 1 8 hi' j 'Three men In New Esgiaad tuf answof a rlookThe to from white strain after eye faring thing worth t Il 4 v t to to get married raise a tzz-- f ing st tho scUpes of the without smoked gists Mrs k?B of children that '? U 1 1 found to have the sun’s orescent your affections yr If : dearly outlined m the hocks mil and tool Cat jrw hire V -their eyes t y d harp 1 rar" J- -i I -- w ' (A t " y tc'“ ft: 0 4't Lrerr-c f t Lauge Kodu has rater- -' 'Vto L — k ymtri ere-- Jis plorsr — ter from t :“’ nd tr’ 1 ?f tied I—f ke L i t t one ef tho mU-- cj 1 t ! : tI- ( 4 m mod-ifipati- on rn Paris has 4 non-wo- rk Columbus O — (IP) — Charges of digestive diseases in the United pledge stealing against members States is “undoubtedly the nation- of Kappa Alpha Theta sorority at al habit of abusing the use of Ohio State University have resulted in a ruling by the ice” Board of sorority presidents refusing the sorority the Statisticians of the Metropoi are this universities year Many to pledge new members untan Life Insurance company estithe 50th anniversary right til Nov 13 mate that the peak population of celebrating of the discovery of the Tubercle It is charged members of the the United States will be reached Baccilus tuberculosis germ by in 1970 when it will be ap Dr Robert Koch of Germany sorority spoke to three freshmen to another sorority in the 150000000 persons "father of modern scientific bac- pledged proximately period during which no sorority After applying special corrections teriology” member is allowed to speak to for lessened immigration and defreshman to excess of the clining birthrate Professor W A Campbell of births over deaths for last year claim that there was an Wellesley College has described Instead of talking of the surthey the remains of a actual decrease in the white pop vival of the fittest let us make all hippodrome closely resembling a humans fit to survive — Rabbi I ulatlon of 1 per 5000 last year modern football stadium which he Brill helped to excavate at Antioch 'The military education of the Syria “When my ancestors invented youth of Italy will undoubtedly said hi ho the sage build up a generation whose sugunpowder” states lead all preme ambition is WAR —What others in the percentage of honor of Chinatown “they created aa is important is that it will prove students sent to Harvard a sur- evil force strong enough to offset extremely difficult if not' impos- vey of the freshman class at ail the good to be hoped for from the teachings of Confucius” — sible to eradicate or even to modHarvard has revealed outlook' of Washington Star ify the militaristic -1 v Italian youth and unless that atj hisin time the titude is changed it may be the ‘For the first' “To the misfortunes at ldugh Ohio institution of the seed for future European wars’’ — tory State University is promising to of others” said Hi Ho tho sage C H Abad in Current History cancel the registration of students of Chinatown “gives others an who fait to pay their bills for excuse to assuma that you enClaude E Robinson' former Gil- board and room joy Calamity and will not resent f der fellow is Sociology at Colaughter at your own sorrowings It la this ungenerous receprocity lumbia University ' has completed ' deof result beneficial the Ode that so often has made tho World a stqdy which he reports In the to President Columbia University Press shows pression according hard to live in” — Washington is the of Lewis College Lafayette that the most accurate straw Star 4 man a the with that recognition voted are those carried on by (he k t commands mind a This Is contrary to newspapers is white the Rear Admiral Sims calls the popular opinfon which has aJU premium in the bread-lin- e can war pension Span ways held that the meet accurate system “A steal of the nastiest straw vote la this country was kind and an outragn on t the that carried on by magazines Marriage within two yearn after American taxpayer” has from Annapolis graduation ' He says the war lasted 114 days outlawed for young naval Scouting has been' banned for beep fewer than 400 worn killed fewer secreDanlete officers ’Josephus this football season between the than 8000 died of wound and three teams of the Little Three tary of tho navy under President disease More than 327000 of tho asserted Wilson that he has league is New England-- Am thought the action of the naval 280000 in United States forces herst Wesleyan and Williams cols now drawing officials was “pretty' high handed’’ pensions leges amounting thin year to 1119000-0fourth-centu- fUq non-quo- APARTMENT! Furnished light housekeeping apartment for girls First house north of College Bluebird HUNTER COLLEGE Squinchy squirkness Out of the blunkness Into the blinkness Squ — sh squash FRAGMENTARY FRAGMENTS Crinch Crunch Cow’s tails —worse — Hell is the home of the unreal For a long time then — and the seekers of happiness — sh squash An Englishman thinks he is Squ Crinch Crunch moral when he is only uncomof the blinkness fortable —George Bernard Shaw Out the blunkness — morally pasteurized atmo- Into — unanimous sphere — He ought to be stuffed — Living a life of quiet des- EDITOR’S NOTE — Author can have the above by calling at peration office and identifying it Walter Lippman claims that what we need in Congress are men like Coolidge Butler Dawes and Baker instead of “small potatoes” who devote their energies to hanging on to a job that nets them three or four times what they could make at home i v ? ‘ ‘ PCiCrry ezi 1 v: — I & - f j yvifivit s it |