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Wbt?foF£e CO-E- DS Standing by the fountain is a common pastime but it may be made interesting as well if one Seven South American countries stops to observe the coed types have had revolutions in the past which meander dash stop and two years one is having one now otherwise puss through the halls twq are at war and two others most obvious of all these The are on the verge of war types is that girl who is registered for 12 hours of class room work and fifteen hours of “hallology” You can see her as she innocent-l- y puts her arm through the arm of some college hero and hopes he will ask her to the Pi Sigma Phi party tkhible! this Aa “date-digge- and her catch a climpse r” prey stroll off we of a rushing girl— he does nod bother to stop to- - greet each of —she has her eye her on something something attainable only through hard work a college education Behind her follows a representative of the class who came because they had nothing else to do She doesn't care if her report card carries home Cs she doesn't mind if she hasn't a date for the student body dance Her folks sent her away to school because they didn't want her "hanging around” home all winter They sent her away with a possible hope that she would find “some good man" much-sought-f- or ROTTEM LUCK! t 'ievtva'f&rrrftrmt HOW IN - BLAZE- vo you college the" state ‘“Ag' Here we have a representative of coed life as seen in almost any college or university A class of coeds composed of various modifications of the “popularity-date digger” the and the “I types y cross-c- VO IT1 ut College Professor Turns Primitive Ohio — (IP— A former college instructor who turned Tartan eighteen years ago is swing ing high this week in the limbs aof a elm over the Mad River near here He is back in the tree tops again after a lapse of three years because he had been furnished with a new rope to replace the one that rotted in 1929 He used the rope to gain entrance to his lofty perch "Tarzan” is Orrin Sternbarger 15 former instructor in art at Wittenberg College Eighten years ago doctors told him he would die within a few months from tuberculosis The instructor decided that he would spend his last few months close to the nature he loved So he entered the wooded area near here and built himself a but high on the tree And he lived there for fifteen years with only a fishpoie and a bow and arrow to aid him in getting food Recently a resident of this city learned of the old man’s lack of approach to his hut and bought him a new one The new rope arrived this week Sternbarger fastened a thread to an arrow and senC it over a limb near his hut Then he drew the rope into a pulley and aoon pulled himself up where he is now “at home” again Urbana 100-fo- ot ME? I EAT WHEAT E THE MOST unexpected and things happen to you when you get the Shredded Wheat habit! That’s because Shredded Wheat gives you the energy you need to make every It's Nature's day a own energy food — 100 whole push-ove- r! wheat! m That means nothing lost and nothing added! All the energybuilding elements that smart old Nature put into wheat are kept for you in Shredded Wheat i Buffalo N Y — HP)—George Washington dead though he may be is again the principal figure in a war But this tima it is a battle over the first president's false teeth The trouble started here a few weeks ago when Dr Walter J Pryor a Cleveland dentist whs likes to dabble In unusual bits of history told the American Dental Association that when Washington crossed the Delaware he wore a set of false teeth made by Paul Revere who wss a Jeweler when he was not riding horse back though the New England countryside This set of teeth the dentist said had a big spring connecting the upper and lower plates and this spring often became caught leaving the future president with his mouth agape like an idiot Later the dentist said a New York dentist made the president a 'set of teeth by carving them out of hippotamut teeth These were what gave the president that protruding low jaw ho said But Sol Bloom associate director of the George Washington Bicentennial Commission soon came back with a flat denial of all the charges against the molars Of the father of his country ' There is absolutely no record" he said “or proof of Paul Revere having made a 'set of false teeth for George Washington Likewise there is no record ' of set of false Washington having teeth at the time of the crossing of the Delaware "Washington's letters give ' no Indication of false teeth before 1781 though by that time ho evidently bad some but hot a full lOD®1® P3i"CET0:i ' - 1 sot - ACCEPTED BY EllBTEIli New York — HP) — Announcement was made here that Dr Albert Einstein most' noted mathematician in the world today has accepted the post as the head of the mathematics department at to be the new opened next - fall at or near “super-universit- y" Princeton N J The announcement was made by founder Dr Abraham Flexner and director of the new university which will admit only graduate students who wish to study without any thought of securing The further degrees will be christened ‘The Institute for Advanced Study” author of the 'relativThe ity and unified field theories will live at Princeton with Mrs Einstein from Octoter 15 to April 15 each college year probably returning to Germany for his summers The appointment is for life and has been accepted as such Other famous professors will be selected from time to time to take positions at tha Institute The new school is to be the realization of the dream of Dr Flfexner to have one educational Institution in the country devoid of all the usual diverting affairs of the college campus Study will be its only purpose and only activity Dr Flexner hopes to make the school a place where the professors will be entirely free of financial worry and where the students may pursue the purest in their ideals of scholarship will be own way No degree given and students will be carefully selected “super-universit- y” d “Now wo know that when Washington earns te New York in to assume tho duties of the 199 he consulted John presidency Greenwood a famous dentist of his day about ' having a set of teeth made These were made A COW TESTER end the false teeth fastened as EMOTIONS OF Upon going out to sample Dr Pryor stated by a spring at 4 a m —Winter but it was a small sized gold Apologies to R B W Jr wire spring which could not possibly have had power enough to hold mouth Squinchy squinkness Washington’s Out of tha blunkness agape" Into the blinkness Squ — sh squash FRAGMENTARY FRAGMENTS Crinch Crunch Cow’s tails— worse — Hell is the home of the unreal For a long time then— and the seekers of happiness Squ —sh squash An Englishman thinks he is Crinch Crunch moral when he is only uncomof the blinkness fortable — George Bernard Shaw Out blunkness —morally pasteurized atmo- Into the — unanimous ' sphere —He ought to be stuffed NOTE — Author can — Living a life of quiet des- EDITOR'S have the above by calling at peration office and identifying it - Walter Lippman claims that what we need in Congress are men like Coolidge Butler Dawes and Baker Instead of “small potatoes" who devote their energies to hanging on to a job that nets them three or four times what they could make at home - PRICE OF ONE ' Hot Storings O' Teeth FcrGccrge? COVI COLLEGE — (IP) — The thesis of Sir Arthur proKeith that each continent duced its own human races is born out according to Dr Dreyer professor of zoology and archaeology at Grey University here by the excavation this summer of a new species of man at Florls-ba- d ' V Dr Samuel Weiss professor at ' My friend and I went to a show the other night WelV yes we quite enjoyed ourselves Sitting just in front of us were two loving doves outwardly bestowing affections upon one another Poor dears I Guess they were in love alright But— When I became most Interested in the show these love birds would become most interested In each other consequently their put heads together on the subject thus shortening my view By the time I had found another position from which I could see the screen the levers had grown weary of their positions and moved to the opposite side directly in front of me again It is true that the theatre was crowded but what theatre manager is going to place two in one seat? Someone - must have evidently put this idea lute the heads of the loving pair and they were going to help things out a bit by both occupying the same seat Considerate souls! Well you can see the outcome It was the continual “Sway Logan” rythm for’ my friend and me all even- yo-y- With every dramatic scene upon the screen came a simultaneous rehearsal of the same thing by the pair in front of us Of course it was puzzling to us We went there te see dTGT show and saw two Which were we to look at? One we paid for The other was free Well we saw a little of both Yours ' — Lu APARTMENT! Furnished light housekeeping apartment for girls First house north of College Bluebird f HUNTER COLLEGE HAS PRODIGIES New York — (IP)— -- If the seven freshmen 13 14 and 15 years old Uniwho entered Northwestern versity this year at the behest of President Walter Dill Scott are then properly termed prodigies Hunter College is overrun with prodigies About 45 per cent of the 878 freshmen at Hunter are under the normal entrance age this year Five of them are 14 84 are 15 years old Sorority Barred From Pledging ’ the Polyclinic Medical School of New York says that the principal reason for the steady growth of Columbus O — HP) — Charges of digestive diseases in the United pledge steeling against members States is “undoubtedly the nation- of Kappa Alpha Theta sorority at al habit of abusing the use of Ohio State University have re ic ice” suited in a ruling by the Board of sorority presidents refusing the sorority the Statisticians of tha Metropol' Many universities this year are right to pledge new members untan Life Insurance company esti50th the anniversary til Nov 13 mate that the peak population of celebrating of the discovery of the Tubercle It Is charged members of the tha United States will be reached Baccilus tuberculosis germ by in 1970 when it will be ap- Dr Robert Koch of Germany sorority spoke to three freshmen to another sorority in the 150000000 proximately persons “father of modern scientific bac- pledged period during which no sorority After applying special corrections teriology" member is allowed to speak to a for lessened immigration and defreshman clining birthrate to the excess of Professor W A Campbell of births ever deaths for - last year described Instead of talking of the surthey claim that there was an Wellesley College has actual decrease in the white pop- the remains of a fourth-centuvival of the fittest let us make all a hippodrome closely resembling ulation pf 1 per 5000 last year humans fit to survive — Rabbi L modern football stadium which he Brill excavate Antioch at to helped “The military education ef the Syria “When my ancestors invented will youth of' Italy undoubtedly build up a generation whose sulead all gunpowder" said hi ho the sage states preme ana bit ien1 Is WAR — What others ia tha percentage of honor of Chinatown “they created an is important is that it wilt prove students sent to Harvard a sur- evil force strong enough to offset extremely difficult If not impos- vey of the freshman class at all the good te be hoped for from the teachings of Confucius” — sible to eradicate or even to mod Harvard ha revealed of outlook Washington Star Ify the militaristic Italian youth and unless that athisin the time For the first titude is changed it may be the “To laugh at the misfortune the institution Ohio seed for future European wars” — tory of State C- H Abad in Current University is promising to of others” said Hi Ho the sage History cancel the registration of students of Chinatown “gives others an who fail to pay their bills for exeuse to assume that you enClaude E‘ Robinson former Gil- bqard aid room joy Calamity and will not resent der fellow ia Sociology at Colaughter at your own sorrowings lumbia University has completed It is this ungenerous reciprocity deOnt beneficial result of the a study' which he reports ia the that so often has made the world Columbia University press shows pression according to President hard to live la” — Washington is of the Lafayette College that the most accurate straw Lewis Star votes are those carried on by the recognition that the man with a commands mind a This is contrary to newspapers is Rear Admiral Sims calls tbs which has al- premium while the popular opinion bread-lin- e ' war a' pension ways held that the most accurate in the straw vote in this country was system “A steal of the nastiest - Pan-hellen- ry well-train- ed Wta ' 'I ‘ Jfj jroo h Niagara Frill M tha rriw A swarm of locusts can stop a train In Argentine locuets so thick on the ana “ tne MEAT RATIONAL BiSCUrT G0HESN9 The manager of the Yellowstone National Park hotel has written to Tokyo asking for hotel reservations there in 1940 when the Olympic games are to be held there M Professor Albert Einstein has accepted a position as head of the school of Mathematical and Physics at the New Institute for Advanced Study to open at Princeton N J next fall The-oreiti- We Cater to College Students WORK DONE WHILE YOU WAIT EFFICIENT — SERVICE STUDENT PRICES Shoe Shining Parlor in Connection GOODYEAR SHOE SHOP North Main ter Spanish-Amtrica- Four-fiftof the audience walked out on Leopold Stokowski and his Philadelphia orchestra last week when they played a modernistic composition at the opening concert of the season hs After two years of tnvestiga tion a Smithsonian scientist has so far been unable to find a poisonous insect in Alaska Fresh water fish are in danger of becoming extinct in Japan The Japanese unemployed are fishing them out to keep from starving Superior Foods Cooked Better at reasonable prices Why not fcf n $ eat what you enjoy? And enjoy what you eat ens SetcfUVcrJ)c:k Forced to Revise Alien Students Rule — HP) — The eyes of the educational world have been turned in the last few days on Secretary of Labor William N Peak as he became the center of ’ heated denunciations from college and university presidents throughout the country for his order forbidding university student adta rule mitted under the from working their way through college ia this country Moreover the colleges were a bit apprehensive as they awaited Secretary Doak's reply if any to a demand from New York that be inquire into the allegedly “subversive” doctrines being taught in of institutions this country's higher learning The protests from the coUege presidents most of whom termed order the secretary's “ridiculous” resulted In the modification at the ruling by the secretary to allow foreign students already in this country to work for their room' and board and to accent scholarships The request for an investigation of college teachings in this country came from Ralph M Easley chairman of the executive committee of the National Ctvio Fed- eration “Is it true” Easley wrote the secretary ‘that as charged many and of the most revolutionary dangerous characters in South America and the Far East for Instance have been educated in American universities and reflect the subversive character of the instruction received —this allegation being based on the fact that so many of the professors in the universities are Socialists or atheists pacifists Communists?” if this that Easley suggested were true it might be better for the world if foreign students were not allowed te attend our colleges This would also apply to he said American students “whose parents would do well to ascertain the identity of those professors whose teachings are so dangerous and to see to it that they are ousted from their posts of high trust” few Easley was one of the publie men who came to the defense of the labor secretary’s ruling against foreign student self-heefforts whole in college here - non-quo- : well-kno- graduation from Annapolis has American i£5 JSS XTjS5L?dSS? it four-iegg- taxpayer Judge Feels S?rry Gives Thief Dollar Cccpsrati j:i You have a dollar I have a dollar Wo swap Now you have my dollar — I have your dollar San Francisco— HP — Brought We arc no better off before Municipal Judge Sylvian J You have an idea I have an Lazarus here on n charge of tailidea We Now ycu have ing two books en philosophy from twa ideas —swap we both are richer n book store ' recently Harold What yon gave you have what Lord 23 Northwestern University student explained to the judge I got you did not lose - - t — This m cooperation for both that be was hungry food and greater knowledge For three quarters of an hour there was a keen philosophical discussion between the student and the judge which ended when the judge said that “this boy is no criminal He Is a smart lad” ' Judge Lazarus then gave him a suspended sentence and handed him $1 “so you won't have to go hungry my lad” 15-d- ay ‘I ( EVERY STYLE I “MfuryWhileYcung” Says Famous Judge Fortune Shoes ere U one price and are a real value They are made of genuine full' grain calfskin with prime oak bend backbone aolea and New Haven Conn — (IP) — In aa interview published in the Yale genuine leather fa Daily News Judge Ben Lindsey juvenile authority of companionate marriage fame asserted that college students should marry while still in college Yale University does not al- quarter llninga black or brown oxford or high shoes You would expect to pay more for any at the many styles its undergraduates to marry low The judge said that he believed in many cases marriages of college students ' would stimulate emotional stability He said the should young married couples have a knowledge of birth control and that parents shoulld continue to support them while they were ia college The University of Iiinolis is celebrating the 20th year of Robert Zuppke's term as football f coach ' (KOIRIIIUIHIH SHOE f O S MEN R H pilo 1!? i:h t it iiijh II If'iim’lifl'i! fAR BETTER Give your Shoes a better chance to serve you Have them Repaired S WENDENE3 115 North Main Logan Utah If you can't change other peo pie's minds try changing yours PUT FEP INTO YOUR STEP Civilization is getting back to Us cradle The Turks recently opened a bridge 540 feet long over the Euphrates river This is by the way the largest bridge ia Turkey EAT CANDY! Some of your favorite candies arc included in this wrecks' fresh candy specials Some people in this country art not “broke” Four hundred fifty millions of 8 per oent government bonds were oversubscribed the first day they were offered performing hi very desire! Coming BUTTER SCOTCH WAV Half pound 15c WALNUT WAFFLES— Half pound 2e Sunday — in — “FAITHLESS” picture firpt’ showing of this in Utah ' - ” ’ 1 Candy Co Manufacturer Superior Candies 1 AGGIES scholar doesn’t get cold feet so soon — Keep Dry with Our FIRESTONE RUBBER FOOTWEAR MEN’S WOMEN’S 295 $£00 to $£43 O A good Zipper Rubbers 95£ 3 Snap Zipper Gaiters ed The Most Economical She: Kj vva v g fi r Today Friday and Saturday! No one is so much a slave to habit as nature The sun never comes up in the west 4 I £ Other lp ed by rumors that Japan is in tending te make negotiations for m the purpose of islands in the Malay Archipelago only 400 miles More than 227000 of the north of Australia Unfortunately disease league in New England — Am280000 in United States forces for Japan the rest of the nations herst Wfisleyaq and Williams colare now of this world feel that her exdrawing pensions menace to leges amounting this year to $119000-00- 0 pansion is increased themselves A submarine mountain a mile War is expensive especially Woodmere One student at 99 when “When the state Is most corSchool in New York was killed high ha been discovered about you pay the bills that folof Francisco San low rupt then laws are most multiand 27 others were shocked re- miles southwest in the Pacific ocean plied’’ — Tacitus cently when a bolt of lightning struck a fence against which sums In New ladies Intellectual young of them were leaning while the Ridgeway v- - is a taxless vilIf and when Argentine joins the football squad was in a huddle League of Nations she will spe- York are asking “What is really lage They had a municipal brewlife?” and while in this with its coach its members with cifically state that she doees not worth days and civic ery in answering in various ways tbeir arms about each other are still being taken care recognize the Monroe doctrine To that question when women expenses of by the large profits made is’ conserved there ia only one ago years Denver Colo (R M I P A)— sufanswer New in Three men England “Money doesn't count when pick- fering from eye strain after lookThe thing worth while In life In twenty years of gang waring husbands” is the opinion of ing at the eclipse of the sun is to get married raise a family girls at the Colorado Woman's without smoked glasses have been of children that wilt repay all fare only three important gang Ideal husbands must found to have the sun’s crescent your affections when you are old stars have died a natural death College possess ambition neatness even clearly outlined on the backs of and feel that you have done your The inventor of the “ride” died of He was pneumonia last week disposition courtesy and tact ac their eyes share in contributing to the in- known as the most brutal pf all cording to ten prominent student of the globe population telligent announced who have recently Lauge Koch veteran Arctic exEverythin gelse for intelligent gangsters their engagements hers plorer haa returned to Denmark young women is mere waste of Thirty per cent of all Russians from Greenland with the asser- time unless one happens to be a ' tion that he found evidence of Sarah Bernhardt or a genius like are receiving “higher education” A study made by Professor Wiltoday according to figures recentBonte sister liam Lloyd Warner for the de- one of the missing links in the And even then she ought to ly released by the Soviet agenof chain of evolution— a of anthropology partment cies Under the Cz&rist regime raise a family Harvard Museum has brought Dr fish that walked ashore one per cent had a much as Warner to the belief that Irish two years primary schooling It Is blessed to give and always culture was the earliest in Europe The platinum blonde is being Within the next five years they will be but it is more blessed to " 1 to abolish rose all illiteracy in London the usein expect by Coach Anderson at Notre reducing the displaced intelligence Dame has six teams ef coot bail necessity of giving —Charles A blonde Rose blonde is ft sort of among persons under fifty years ‘ of age Beard player this year ajLr- - ft delicate apricot shade — tau StIEMi n j non-wo- rk - No longer may dances be held in any school buildings in Jack-so- n county Fla and furthermore any teacher who dances during the term of school automatically loses bis or her position 1 ing rn Paris has gone o Tiny yoabout the size of a dime How’ll you have yours? Milk? yos made of precious metals and Cream? Half and half? Order on a fine silk thread Shredded Wheat at the lunch working have been offered as favors at recent dinners given by high socounter ciety in the French capitol rzis II:: j 3 r |