Show Student feage 4 Lies AH interested in Domino The Football game with N Y U has been indefinitely postponed Tournament sign in A W S Rest Room Win Mora! Victory Over B Y U Tracksters Aggie & & -- e-- 0- Joe Havertz And Faculty Are Squelched tioyie and 5baw Star The associated INDOOR xv dents ol the campus proved their In Bull-One- y superiority over the faculty Stephen Leacock has suggested tneir annual track combat up in a game that he has entitled Intne wina creak hut Monday The door Football This Is good trainBy 0 U Kwitcherbeleakin a W £ neaued Dy tne uugmy nerince Boyie ana Connie bnaw for Saturday night dances at ing ana tue speeuy Martna Sinngnam Many startling secrets uncovPalais d’Or or for Arnold's leashow umavaiiea tne wiuieiea ana horse ered In annual de u deuxleme annee Hi a of tor tout iouniy “In this n the for tUAmong game any number of entries perfor-ine outstanding points the early unite oi tne aiteiuoon was players from fifteen to thirty various competitive events are" by Maxine Bagley when seat themselves In a heap on any Potato Race — Dean Dauncey sue tnrew her anatomy tnrougn Reed othone and the Clark player usually player Bullen Toby toe ingn nuiuies lot a new Then they 'next to the dealer er Delta Nus record Sue was closely him to Contest —'challenge get up while Milking craned tnrougn tne enure race F James Scott Char- - one player stands with a stop-b- y Pederson nenry Peterson who was using Kvle Sylvia cannon" and watch in his hand and counts a iuuaer ana not unui tne iuiai!? Should the first forty seconds oxer n urme aid Mus nagiey crasn ‘Merlin Shipley player fail to rise before forty are counted tne player tniouga and come out victorious wa ldron Gordon Wood iwrth toe watch declares him couxne bnaw ana Bernice Boyle st'r Hunter and Billie Hogan focated This Is called a down easny iivaieu uieir competitors in Pa Byckipg C —urr? 'lforsKy'Tdmi counts one ’ TlifTplaJTT'wIio' ntpuw-vfaedown is then leaned against ieauenea Daby thru space lor a Eta JeDDn a nd itoe wall rky his wind Is supposed to ouKoiue oi some twenty yards Allan Huime out The player Maitna btrmgnam surprised the 'called the referee then blows a nervous spectators wnen sue nosed Harold BanThehn and Readtag whistie and tne players select an- a Ju iucrnuxis out oi tue loo yr geter Dallas other player and score a down of i anH oasn a btringmua Enna Shaw While the player is sup- got ou to a good suu't and tore Thomas and Prof Hmry smitn him be dowll ail me rest must recover up enougu emuers to Scovllle Therma with remain seated as before and not in tne nammer tnrow teaming Pompen r d u A y Bergeson rise from him until the referee by Hurdling— ’inenna Joniuon lost toe wirea Smart counting forty and blowing his Edwards Margaret ban nr ner inst attempt and tne Leah Lar- - whistle announces Blanche and Orme Lillian that In his i acuity ruied no pray toe other player Is stifled ‘ine nine run was scheduled to — opinion Demonstrations He is then leaned up against the Roping lonow tne century but Reed Teams? Lund" Johnson ’and Orpha wall beside the first player when Baney forgot his suit and toe race g wee ton and Vemon Budge again blows toe whislte toe was neiu up unto Miss u ancy cleone passey Emerson Abbot andiaye? nearest the referee strikes couseuiea to loan him ner petu- nauam ear This is a him behind toe coat mter me Hrst two laps were phn3 arold Reeding and Willard touch” and counts two ciowu oroeieu Yeates clever completed tue will clown team We cannot of course in this tieui on tne traca but Wot events with hptwppn place attempt to give all toe Baney and orpha bweeton manag- - ancy ant trickridlng We may add rules in detail ed u crawi over tne line togetner aoe iaaveru lurmsned most of however that while it counts two coe wins M Prof Francis the points ior uie laculty wnen lo strike toe referee to kick him ne swept tnrougn tne mile election of queen for spring counts three to break his arm field over a festival or leg counts four to kill hif ‘outlarge and tue 44j yo nash Hia previous dance Beryl right is called Grand Slam and experience witn me wnne wing of contestants including Peterson Ralph counts one game” oiuan added materially in ms Bown Thelma Euge-Rutledge and Sergeant sweeping Line up and summary of most Callahan of me events Pedersen Wins I annual sp2ngJl11me A‘ 100 yr rtha String- -' tour to CJubv huge success Starting ol the dairy bulld- - Thelma Pedersen SSm 1st- B L mrnards ar as Theta covered herself prominent and her em standard 1 mile Inwest thence Nicotine Point with glory when she won Bailey and Orpha sweeton tied sorority to lirst Margaret Sul 3rd time eluding all toe territory to the the contest annually b depot such places of 4 days Snot Shaw 1st by the Ag Club thus sponsored zna Prof Daines 3rd terest as toe Beta Delta Sorority ousting competitors from four 3ra distance no object Hign house Woodruff School Smith other sororities on the campus Edwards Service Yard Lumber nur H 1st The Gamma XI Gamma group Bagley Peterson 2nd Pror Bains 3rd Station and O P Skaggs will be represented by Leah Edwards wea-sen- eu ‘ con-trioui- ed con-teren- ce w f Web-seco- - ur nd tney-muieini- r ueet-ioot- ea ‘ i 1- -2 dash-Ma- - run-Re- S ed hog-calli- © miln liUiUiilh Romney Satisfied BhUMl 1UM1 Clatter The greatest array of track stars ever assembled on an ath- —IVAN HOE Glen Worthington previous athlete of toe Utah Aggies has never trained a complete day in The “big boy" insists his life toat raw eggs and hot boloney is toe answer to Ins success Much & W S Track Team By The Famous A Yankee wild-Co- — Bed Rock NEW GAME stu- women’s FOOTBALL © letic field will vie for honors In a meet to be held In the stadium tins aiternoon Meyers the fast-- ’ est human will run in a special handicap event against a field of Lae best runners in the state The boys will appear In their hew track suits winch are the m abbreviated cos- “test tumes for men These suits are Lonsidered quite oaring for Cache valley to toe surprise and ol ine lndigont Bet- as inucii bmart tne Love vnmm uim Joiuan was aa un- it used to be that young would taae to Beta it 8a --graduates at visitor the iibrnse- - iaot- - muncfcjyr me oniyhd or'- insurance setting TUtit' American leaoon ior toe can leiteiates tne now every pungy binoit was tnat he was buy has a desire to write sports the dally papers The first uie last lap or the cumpteUug nun ii derby and needed sential Is that the writer knows me necamg siimuiant necessary notnlng of toe game he Is writer a ciose mush “if about Anyone who has had the practice experience of play- asm “ouies ’ ivioi ton a ues- - big the game might be punch-cenoalioni tne lamous “any- - orunk It Is certain he will have musions about such things as iocjl anu tue present propneuu or Beven s anna buop has ac- - sportsmanship glory to the alma ioce oi tne game itc oepieu a position witn toe Wasn- - tnater Doctor Greaves who has a&ie Incnan Boaiu oi Control ijad a secret longing to out on tue reset vauun aaea intends to repaint bun seen a'tai aiV ti on his chest has anu on it ior tue at nc ioiai decided to quit writing textbooks in bacteuology and become pub- maiaet ed lr es-io- nt ne as Professor Arnold could stand It Vernon Budge “Cabbage’ te lo?ser He found such words humpoalk no culnt’ loimany iroin Idaho Has cast his lot wiui ax?' lunnary- - left-tn- e kook usedjgaso often that It grip-ye- ar aueepineu for tne coining him He app'led for a Job as iia parry includes several writer but found toat he wouid line to be auuetes and ®P®r tuna Grniiu belonged to thewrong fraternity Margaret smart ana nuna Wnaoa have been selected as toe cooaing stall Breaks Ah-sia- Kraft Question: Why is a Away Briar-- ““ put-Con- dies-Maxi- ne T" tooff 'tulationaMlls aft heats " ‘CTijTtaff’ CaT playef ’an ex celient hand of solo on toe way uown but was taken in by toe Good Samaritan McBeth on the nonm stretch Keith fctanger had to be rolled over a barrel to get the water out of him after running toe high nurdles which were run In a young cloudburst Coaches Ott and Dick Romney acted like carefree schoolboys laughing and kidding each otner all to etlme In the hotel lobby a painter woman crossed her legs at Gillespie and Phillips This frightened tnem so toat they ran back to Uie bus and refused to leave After the track meet Ren Smith acted pretty disgusted and said “Boys if you must smoke for Gawd s sake smoke Camels I’ve tried them all” How ReJ Wade Got His Start m ° a charming new army of- two aoilais on tne reremt m eacn two dollars toe competition r?7pCawiPTtS’ rhn1 and is declared cioaed — us lar as toe heart throbs he would great euuipeuuon is concerned cause Perhaps you’ve known of an ar d?ciaedC tonm'i dent courtahip y Engineer in7?aioUaauet°TspuoS Utan nave re irom Reumuno Coach Romney had more alibis for losing they recent track meet at Provo than did the Dempsey toilowers after the ‘long count’ Meyeis and Worthington looked like beginners The best toat this pair oi dubs could do was to of the gather about twenty-fiv- e Aggies’ futy points Their miserable showing should be a lesson to youthful track aspirants that llscentious living never pays ‘ine omy accident of the day came when Ben Lingenfelter the starter went completely colorblind Every time a Y man In white jumped toe gun he would set toe wearers of the blue back a couple of yards This gap became so wide In the century riu iuiiog events toat we Uiougit uiey were running two It seems that Wade Is a first stringer on any team that Romney selects However the sorrel top did not always have this drag Red was playing the basketball team four ago The Aggies were playing one of their most important games A championship was at souse The crowd was In an uproar The game was nearly over and the Aggies were two points ahead Romney who was groaning and moaning like a mad-ma- n said “Wade run over to the time keeper and find out the time” Wade did so and hurried back saying “Sir It Is exactly 9:15” s Incident tickled the coach to such an extent that Wade has been a favorite of his ever since sub-forwa- rd on yt-ir- toe fair Thplm£LC? C°D" s lused numerous oners irom toe visited time anytime Pole were close Miss seconds League to remain at nome Major Pedersen A good time Is assured all agrl- “Thay” btewart 1st Greaves 2nd received an autographed picture anu put tne much needed imThe P'gs er grooming Max Worley Beryl Bowen 3rd heignt 4 feet culture fanatics of the prize Herefordshire hog petus in tne Sait shatters team for vice president Hign jump was called off neiin which will be hung In Howard “Carrots” ther contestant could clear a Dean Kenneth C Ikeler of the Daisy toe chapter house Tanner has with table let alone a bar 22 yd school of agriculture will repre other valied trophies along accepted an invitation irom GerPet1st Egg Taylor sent the Utah Col trude Bderie and Bud smelds to erson 2nd Tnelma Hansen 3rd lege inmates in Agricultural the Los Angeles perioim lor them in uie national ftof C J time dark ages Javelin- - Mildred Poultry Association’s annual Meyers drove his water combat next May In Base King 1st Geology Pete 3nd contest Prof l’anoe Nevada Immediately fol- own car to school today George 7 3rd distance Hogan Blaine will accompany him as his tne lowing tins demonstration Sylvia Cannon 2nd Jerky Saxer chief cackler Success to you Dean entne troupe of swimmers will Syivia Cannon 2nd Jerky Saker on your first setting give an exmbiUon In toe Fish 3rd time yesterday Utah of swamps of Miliord wmen Tanner will be the princiProf Harry Smith of the An - K Hus department has taken up pal favorite PUFF AND BLOW the gentle art of roller skating Sterling Anderson a popular believing this form of exercise Aggie atnlete and present freshThe 111 waring Bull Durham will aid materially in maintainmen coach has been selected ing his girlish figure and at the slashing mashing dashing Glen same irom an unusually large group of time Is very becoming to ’Dorotny” The his wind-blowWorthington entrants as the Home Economics n hair Pikes Peak of Rocky Mt AthletInstructor of the New Jersey ic penniches has degraded to the for the ensuing year Acencmy Dr H J Frederick recently lowest form of nothing The peer?"! if Sterl s specialty is the cookless r less athlete was seen last Monday conducted an experiment of much cooker toe nutless and doughInterest wearing golf knickers or putre-factnut He was teaching' a horse balloons Now Zeus has to ' after the dropped to toe roost with the live wltljpqttlng Take It or leave It: Webster He Intends to horse has become used to going other chickens Huntereontortionest actual- -' jam— the- - Delta— Nus --or- Sorosis without feed days If n briest and otherwise has actuallttlm Some hope was maintained for died Doc is still hopeful of findly purchased a package of cigarthis noble athlete until it was ing the caustitive factor A V 1 ettes came This Information noticed he plucked his eyebrows one from direct toe of reliable Frank West abreviated barnii r t Emerald Bankhead students from Nicotine point SPINSTERS ELECT yard golfer from California rer rcently defeated Orpha Faylor and iiiBrick Sorenson the football ILTo Represent soaks with a The Spinster’s club met last Thelma Pederson minister Is negotiating with the Friday to elect officers for toe reputation in a Inter national rrespcrd°nce School for a coaching coming year They are: Millie contest Unusual Photo of Governors’ 'Corsets” Drinking the same amount of Bankhead McNiel President Farris Eliason for the next few years George been named as vice president and Jean Peder- this endless tunnel survived to has Ground the of handling toe job as hopeful ftew Tennis CourtsBreaking son secretary Nora Blood Ovilla put the other two to bed and col- lucky delegate of the Spurs to lack of intelligence Is the first Bown and Alice Fonnesbeck are lect the prize offered by Presi-de- the national convention In River and only qualification ey The newly Heights the retiring officers Joseph Havertz of U A C appointed representative will acAnother Aggie P T A chamcompany Leana Steiner a dele- pion was dethroned when Kings4 JUDGE TRACK MEET gate from the University of Utah ley Stewart crippled Aggie pearl The two selected mem- diver caught up to Elmo Smith campus bers will leave Salt Lake next down at toe Rat Race In the PalFriday on a special slam-bangais DOr last Saturday The terFollowing the convention in rific ClCVer falnt N ‘umu uuEr team with a few eastern Spur wiah that his mother-in-laws' maniacs and visit all the points It was toe daughter had him of Interest surrounding the coast most sound and convlnclve beatstate One especially they are ing Smith ever accepted desirous of visiting Is the 4 Soaniel Gardens toe Ned McBeth “McDougle" popuhome of the houndless hounders lar man about school whose and birth place of the Spurs wrestling tactics as demonstrated on the Beta sofa have earned I IKRARY CLOCK him much acclaim both In sor-I- S REMOVED ority A A N T and Intermoun- tain A A U sport clrcules has' for' Aa a mrclt of a petition from the glven UP PIayin? tiddly-wink- s toat a Phi Chi sod Gammas the llbarjr clock money Ned complains j hbeen removed They complained college boy cannot maintain his financial and scholorshlp j th- -t the ticking of the clock make so social ( much noise that it was impossible to average and still Indulge In this concentrate on They protest- wasteful pastime A A u Imports these renownest recommendations These Judg- ed that it wae studying to lose ed judges for the track meet to- es have Judged prize fights “boz-er- their scholastic causing them Next week to be declared open- -' EDNA WALLACE TIOPPFR standing and to verify day Knut Rockne Armstrong conthis claim Ken Shields and Lnellle season on Friars Betas Pi Kaps fights hair pulling and the two Romney brothers tests dog and bear hugs They are Johnson triumphantly flourished F’ and other the IntrR’IVIurRl camiv- - icc6Htly Appointed Empire sending them to us wth the high- - welcome visitors on our campus rous animals acquired In the last two quarters Baseball Series vault-Kingsl- ey mirth-provoki- Egg-layi- Ar-mi- r ’ ed IfjOT Fjl’il' i?’ Of h — ' - beer-drinki- ng auo£ Party Ior nt Nwv-Jers- er Vf' ' Tip-penc- ! -s I s" night-prowii- ng for |