Show PAGE FOUR STUDENT Such is Life AN OPEN LIFE Coming “Oh Boy”CRfflC “lilLLKT 1E DOUCE" HARSHLY CRITICISES “LINK” Ry ‘Soraba" “Say to Yourself: “I’m Going to Save Now” and Hold to This Resolution Make a Beginning No Matter IIow Small” Concerning this Young Fellah we can say but little for One Reason The book and lyrics of “Oh Hoy" There is a popular opiuion that viz: He had been Caught With ajare by Guy Holton and P G Wode no criticism is good that does not Book in His Hand While in College house and the music is by Jerome show a certain amount of disfavor if logan I tall Now Get this down — it is considered Kern "Oh Hoy” is the fourth and we are guilty of harboring this n menPoor Form not to the best of the New York Princess ion we are unconscious of its pres-tioMember Federal Reserve Itank etc to Theatre musical Execrable Style etc that cnee and we offer no apologies productions CAPITAL M KPlt s It Simply have included "Nobody Home" and carry books in College There are in A C three import-isn- 't Being Done this year that's "Very Good Eddie” It is smart and ant student publications:- - "Student all And yet in spite of tradition be-- j bright and has the unmistakable late" "The Magpie ’ und "The Ag The last named pubii- ing against him our Friend Phil-- ! quality of excellence so rare in nub Link" burt did study quite often In fact musical comedies nation appears monthly und is devot- it is on Record that Philburt once Among the song hits in "Oh ltoy" (0 uu particular interests of the said the Following Remarkable are: "Let's Make u Night of It" students registered in the school of words "What do you come to School "You Never Knew About Me” "A agriculture In most respects the Ag for anyway? To Fuss the Women and Package of Seeds” “An Old Fash- - j u t Giug senes its purpose very thereby Prevent them from gaining ioned Wife" "A Pal Like You” "Till w ell There ure many good points and If you buy your l ull Suit from us— 1000 patterns-Dlt- V Ally Model ('loads Roll By” "A Little Hit their visibility is suificient to speak ing a little of the Essential Knowl-Th- e edge or to Prepare Yourseit for Life?’ of Ribbon" "The First Day of May" themselves ( LEANING AND REPAIRING Now even though Philburt did wax Into One" "Rolled Any criticism we olfer is intended it s as const prosy in his above speech he had “Oh Daddy Please!" "When a liberty rut live criticism Time the Right Idea in "Words Flatbrush'' Nesting Student lie should denv ltselt if PHONE no 15 EAST FIRST NORTH Now Philburt was a Regular GuyjAn‘ Vo Needed" and "Flubbv Hub it proves uuw ai ranted ) even though he did regard his books!"' (nveman The last Issue ol "The Ag Club J Mr- Thatcher recommends this in the light of Gods at times He Pink" contains several articles ion We’re proud of them — shell rim spectacles and was traction as the best here this year tributed bv the laeully which are of what you might call Intellectual Tht‘ company plays only in the larger interest and which have all been So are our customers and Logan is fortunate in He looked as though he ' Looking granted front page prominence The it The prices here are the articles are valuable but the enure would be a Lawyer or a Newspaper securing YOU'RE NEXT He dressed s:in'e that obtain at Ogden and Salt issue savors loo much of faculty Reporter some day not Alice Rlue Lake have did Sundays by appointment but neatly work and too little id the etfort of coat linings or a sixteen Yen Silk he cdlloi s ol he paper Shirt of five colors not LOVELAND STUDIO I he various ilub reports are white He took books but there is much likely to THATCHER BROTHERS BANKING COMPANY Night and did not throw Phone 351 mine lrom isolated Ag Clubs that in of the role “Tin title Irrigation der the furnace until morning need the censorship of an industrious LOGAN UTAH Either — in fact he Would Study Misleading Widow” for Tuesday For exum- and capable proof-reade- r Wednesday and Thursday will in them He usually dragged down A’s in the Garfield Ag report ap and IPs and when Scholarships were shown Mabel Normand In "Upstairs" pie niui li that cannot possibly war— pears Adv VV Algiven Our Friend Philburt was rant tile allowance of si) much space And ways in the Running finally in a sheet that must continually hiii-- i THE BEST IN FANCY GROCERIES AT IIOW I SAVED MI HI END He did not Step Out Every Night — Us material ntrate lie considered twice a week or even The article "On t'hiihons" H ilev i O SK WCIIY Proprietor Once a Good Healthy Average in a seise lat er and 4'2ti North interest’ll Kut And so the Boys Gave Him the a week ago i met a guy we feel hit t red pencil of again STATIONERY TABLETS NOTIONS 'his heart wuz sore he heaved Merry Rippling Giggle should have tilled the proof-reade- r — sigh But did the Girls Give Philburt out some contradictions ami preventthe Merry Rippling Giggle? Well he brot 'is tale fer me to hear Say it with Flowers ed some typographical errors or a We Can Hardly Say It all Depended ' Fd known this chap fer full 10 unspoiled word Phon® 19-5on the Girl year) Tlie writer of the article ii o have The Boys would Get Together and Limiliar with the design on IS IOTIIER TO RE CHOSEN TII N GREAT RICHES '’n m sail ' with Pestered doubting Kid him about his working Tro-- 1 new silk hosiery hut apChicken's thots PROPERLY FITTED GLASSES WILL ENABLE YOU TO pensities and Tell Him why He ml parently the word used to designate niiml is tied in tangled knots— didn’t Quit That for tonight and HUE ROTH as the design them is not so familiar come with Them to the "Perils of E i've got live bids tu jine a frat I loi ks were not time Chickens “ wh'r anl at?" CONS! LT n"‘ ’ Pluribus or the Birth of the Silver to the gen(unless keepers perhaps Eagle” And what would Little i tle rythym of her steps) hut they slapped mi hand on johnny's hack He’d Philburt say This aay i cheered 'ini up with friendly whack have been spelled this way rather OPTOMETRIST AND OIT1CHN Kidding the Text hooks is "i'll tell yu how these five frats run than "tlox" Office over First National Rank Bldg Little one of the very fondest Logan one an’ then yu pick yer fav-rltThe various publications of the Things I'm of" and go hack to Hisj The Best in Ice students of the college serve as the Favorite Indoor Sport anil the Boys' uv spurts medium thru which a '"‘h’ ri'll'‘l gang ar’ opinions are would Beat it Out of There and go are Cream and Candies to the Theatre giving him the Jovial lati’ twixt us both on good reports) expressed and student ettorts IS a th’ he an’ to th’ ceased It smoke has advertised eigs spend they Guttural Chortles as they went hut has became a duty of OF BUZZER Vilcge And did Philburt worry and Grow an’ guzzle kegs uv hoot legged ale those who direct these mediums of Thin and Frail? staff! The Best It is the aim of the Buzzer expression to give the best possible Place to buy jourj He did Not Jine that effort toward improving them "uv course y u wouldn't tins vi ar to put nut a hook that is1 Philcame to pass that hunch The ability is here Why not do ntirilv new As hard and as pain-1919 hurtAndandit two Books Magazines and School of his Friends (Ene- r yet th' pi zets I’ve a hunch that a little hit better which is worth fill as it may seem the old traditions for them last named duiksamt worth a Mightily mies) were Striving and customs that have hound downj Supplies Fine Stationery etc-- 1 doing well? the Hand of One Pelueia Smith dime tile Buzzers Cr the past will tins year: Philburt had all of the Saturday they d lowly stoop to any crime he i : st aside and the Buzzer w ill en-e iioopsTlH Nights with Her ami His Enemies' E t' i i w fields and see new visions D Tic PR RENEW Opposite Postotllce (Friends) had all of the rest Phil- - "th1 gang uv phi kaps rut no ice i Th rich ir harmony ami the liuit did Not Woo Said Pelueia so humh uv athletes slingin’ due dazUng designs will place our book (Continued From Page One) vehemently as the Other two hut lie they never look within a hook at the "tip of the heap" among eol-- i Berths in the college squad regular which !)u jUe that bunch yer goose Managed to get in a Stroke lere publications Printers bids are HIE liv:l' I IOWI R AND leagues have been secured for all TOIiGESON' STUDIO Counted Once in a while although ook now being considered and an en- to teams present according three PUNT MIOP IN' 'IOW N the Other Two thought that He was ’’"'ra t has been made with as- Alvord Harold out by given plans out of the running Pusolutely '"them wct angelic delta nus tlie Durtuu of Engravers at Min glstant manager of basketball who Anil it also Came to Pass that ouetlnv tread in angels sainted shoes -uea polls a todav Beginning w U1 look after file- interest of the h eil u h‘ for the Buzzer of si Bright Day in June a Great Honor if yu dei tde tu wear their pin 1 taking u will play yearlings Team No was Open to our Hero and some yer doomed mi hoy ns sure as sin II I Aw'iiuo schedule in the northern pl'tmi'K will lie outlined and posted 'regular other Hundred Studcs know and b will Rivalry was everyone ns-- 2 so that school tab of the division high V i c o 1 s Rocking the Boat until it Threatened "th' epsilons aint up to anuff prepared on the day Ills picture Is to will he a mem""flat i°m tiam o ruff awful and iioneheaits all The Other Hundred thv're lie taken Another Buzzer drive will to Go Under RITKST RECORDS EACH ber of the Cache Valley basketball he held in the near future so that no thought that Philburt had us Muih oh johnny hear ml pleading tones P ague which Is composed of athletic MONTH save yer as Joe Havertz lias of being don't Jine that gang tu one rce will miss the opportunity of (’ha VICTOR AND COLUMBIA lids in tin different towns Team i in League with John D in the Adholes " h a hook wring No !i will have a berth ill the Logall ComSomewhat of the ministration Co Ct Com mere lal league hand prehensive Business of the Standard an’ johntiv grasped ml horny STOCK JFDGING CONTEST (VuuUtjr Oil These other birds had Mixed 'i’ll sluff ’em all- -i understand 89 South Main St I'IaIi Igan AT OGDEN STOCK SHOW in Student Affairs and so on and so i'll steer me clear uv dangers lair BesdutloliS of Respect to I declare club tlU ag All Philburt cn had done was i'll jine the metnon of General RICHThere will also he an Individ 'at in his Head and in the locked up ARD W YOUNG pissed by the are for the striving: iik judging contest at the Onlivist ALL Hearts of some of His Friends So an' he did! Flo t u It v of the Utah Atrli We claim to have It was Nix From Reuben's Rimes ib n Kim k Show January 9 1920 Buddy Nix when it came Colli ge 'I his contest the best Plumbing: Shop in to Philburt is mien to any in-- ! In the ihath of WHEREAS TIIE FRI'IINKfM OF THEM v ii it I In the United States who lias the State But was it? W Richard General Young t ever taken pRrt in any interstate or Ah non! Utah has lost not only a promiInto staid halls allow or who has not' nent eitl n hut also a marked For when the Results were posted Of college they come been an Instructor of animal hus- h eilueatloiml ader by virtue of on the Bulletin Board Our Deah La ml ry Freshmen and Freshmen — tils devotion to learning in Fralnd Philburt was on Top with run Endlessly Awards for Individual which he was zealously active two Mile to go Ail the professors Judging Contest and And when the Other Two went Critlinlly say To 1S the Individual N Main 8t making tlie Logan WHEREAS Utah the Agrl down to the House1 of Pelueia they "Fresh is this Freshman sc on In the of all highest judging cultural with College together were met With Sweet Reception and Class of today! clause of similar State the institutions llece-utlful Diamond that shown the Well we remember Ulrst place 12500 Is seeking to establish and per- Her 1’h i Du rt had Just Shoved cm CTwas lied long ago) Recond place 15 00 here the prlUHlc enlightened Fit gi r Timidly haltingly Third place 1000 exhonest so signally dtlcnry The Next Day It was June 2 and Freshmen would go Fourth place 600 etnpliffed by Ihe life of (letieriil the Other Two were Reported Into staid hails Fifth place 600 ill and shall Young ronsequenee d from Currying Books Of rolb’Ke and seek — Tin se chairing additional Informa-In- i f I I l! Iv tlie Ids of 11s In— from Sophomores pi fuge 21 W 1st North regarding this limiter See fill' nee With altitude meek!" III Student Life offic e College freshmen nt the l'niver- Rather rge I'E IT THEREFORE RE Col- LOGAN UTAH Ity of Illinois and Dartmouth SOLVED that the Faculty of STATIONERY lege averaged around 111 point "Fat" Wot ley’s definition of "fat” tlie Utah Agile ultural C dirge 193 Phone 87 PRINTED OR ENGRAVED out of a possible 212 In the roni” 'n organic diem: "Fat Is V II and Its genuine spprirlullm express r test recently rent In enrollment in nine ji-pulsory Intelligence I) solidified” ef tli high a hlevme' ti if FEDERAL AVE SOUTH 8IDE The dally Dartmouth slate that tl ntr' tlv women’s roll-gihut a gain General Young both In war and GOODS average of all the army and navy f twee tv two per ret t in women! peace t!S well ns '"j keen S'Mise Ilcail Murk men who took this same Intelligence l Inttnl Instltu-nmlhtl In "How ' does she cf the heavy liereii V'flli t which get such high Currcll test during the war was only 63 shown by a Boston Tran- (Pm M’lks?" tins come so utiexpi i tedly to his HEADQUARTERS FOR (The Rexall Transfer Man) ieriit wtlter Km It h college with "Tskrs sll her subjects under family and lo Utah The Fmercrnrv 1998 students Is th largest women's Call Answered Promptly Instructor smiles at them am! rails N ALVIN PKDKIMKV COLLEGE STUDENTS think I'll go to Ihe r dirge In the world with Wellesley Uontrel- lPhone "Rexall Store" No 1 or f them Dot tor"-- - Orange Pee) Chaitman as a land T prom stag Phone Residence'! I W ftlmmors second and third But WILLIAM PETERSON Cochran-W- hy W do that? Hell Everything for H porta 'the U of California has 3981 Price Reasonable D E ROBINSON Ain’t It so? Con troll-- I haven’t iloejeoeda any Northwestern 266 and' I Logan Utah C'tnniittee "Cl'ls with pretty ankles get th Agents for Woodstock Typewriter — Princeton Tiger jlhston end Wisconsin 2368 apiece I mud on their skirts” al I Farmers and Merchants Savings Hank ly i S ( 1000 to $1500 S A V K I) I "Koo-la-ioo- fr " Loveland Quality HANSON & CARAS I Portraits e Oldest and Largest Bank in Cache Valiev G Resources $200U 00000 I I LINDQUIST THE COTTAGE GROCERY Fresh Flowers for Every Occasion GOOD SIGHT ! 1 sa-v- ' 'CAMiuSen Dr Fred B Parkinson ”Sa-v-y-- e pri-ka- le “NEW” BYWORD STAFF i i j yE have your Buzzer Negatives —Lcl us print you pictures from them YOURS FOR FINE PORTRAITS “'" Pianos Player Pianos Grafonolas t r CACHE VALLEY FLORAL CO - 1 a Thatcher Music i - - A H PALMER & SONS I i j J R SMITH & SONS I Goods Co j In-Ju- ri PRINTERS : Rolfsen Sporting 1 j t f 6 SOCIETY j POBox s ' William 1 t i j ATHLETIC |