Show STUDENT LIFE PAGE TVvu On Other Campuses Bulletin Board EDITORIAL Attention Ag (Tub! Hereafter the Ag Club will meet STUDENT LIFE ' every Tuesday at 2 o’clock for 15 or Published Weekly by the Students of the Utah 20 minutes Arrangements have beenj Agricultural College made with instructors in laboratories! Printed by the Earl & England Publishing Company to excuse members of the club from Logan Utah All lab for that length of time mall matter September 19 1908 at Logan members of the club are requested to Entered as second-clas- s Utah under the Act of March 3 1897 Acceptance for mailing at special report at the club room promptly at rate of postage provided for In Section 1103 Act of October 3 1917 2 o’clock on Tuesday authorized August 22 1918 ' EDITORIAL STAFF George P Barber '20 Lucile Talmage ’21 Russell Croft ’20 Elna Miller ’21 Ray Olson ’23 Kinnifc Caine ’23 Nadine Foutz ’20 Soraba Pearl Oberhansley STATE COLLEGE A new invention for testing one’s ability with the typewriter has been made by the department of elementary science at the Washington State The apparatus tests the College speed Irregularity clumsiness or time getting on and off key and the WASHINGTON' j All these obserIntensity of touch vations are registered on one sheet of paper The difference In the relative ability of the two hands and Home Ec Club Meeting the fingers of each hand are shown will The Home Economics Club 5 The purpose of the test is to aid the 7 meet Wednesday at January Miss student In discovering his weakness o'clock In the club rooms a'so &ive hint a basis of cum-- j mem-anl Huntsman will address the with others parison bers i The school of engineering is not Women are taking limited to men Editor Editor Editor Editor Athletic Editor Managing Associate Associate Exchange Under The “A” Society Editor Such Is Life Special Writer Special Writer Business Manager 9 may have anall records in electrical mechanical - and civil engineering show the work maketo do so by taking Hulme Nebeker ’20 (Opportunity up exam Wednesday January 8 at 4 to he above the average It Is the E W Robinson ’20 oVlwk Jn room 280 opinion of the dean of the school of REPORTORIAL STAFF that in the future Engineering V D GARDNER ’21 LEROY FUNK ’22 an important part will 'women play lawt and Found MERLIN COOK ’22 VERNAL WILIAM ’22 in the lirr‘r’nt engineering phases pairs' ladies Two three bags J A HENDRICKS ’20 LETT Y RICH '22 two " gloves (not p t1P wordgentleman's CHASU KEARL ’21 HOLLY BAXTER ’22 two' DOROTHY WEILER ’23 MORRIS CHRISTENSEN ’21 (gents) combs (about 25c value) (purses one Barlow knife one strand1 MICHIGAN A C THATCHER ALLRED ’21 REUBEN JONSSON ’22 beads (not pearls) one bag two( The Federal Club of the Michigan BRAMWELL PECK ’23 fountain pens several pins (stick- - A C has started a reserve fund for Number 13 pins and otherwise) Federal students who are without Volume XVIII Their first acquisition was If any of these belong to you call funds Friday January 2 1920 at Registrar’s office If you find any-- 1 from the sale of an oil painting which was the gift of an alumnus PAY FOR THE EDITOR thing take it to the same place which time editor after of the college It netted them $105 After the passing of many years during for his services the editor has pleaded in vain for a small cash stipend at last seen fit to bestow upon College thru the President’s office has sum of $200 in g species of humanity the ed the that Job his finished he’s cash— spot cash— when in cafeteria of Student 12:30 So in these days and In days to come when the editor across the sheet of Life finds that his pen refuseth to move sprightly to the mechanical ideas to furnish u paper and tortured brain refuseth another cake of can settle S"rday he words the magic fingers that would pen all- Smart the college have become sufficiently Body ice on his smouldering brow bend lower to his task and seek ’22 1 j grades in English long-sufferin- i Zln'Z satisfying comfort In the cent a word for what Figure it out for yourself twenty-fiv- e (the amount the editor must put away for cokes for be ‘f lecture to 1 M ijurun wl1) headgear similar to that worn Issues and writing 2000 words to Thirty-siStaff) leaves Just $175 sophisticated students On January 5 Professor Henry y the Issue (not at all exaggerated) and you have it Just about 24 cents Peterson Superintendent of the Lo-a word MONTANA UNIVERSITY But seriously we feel good when we think that the editor next Kan City Schools will give his third Increases ranging from 10 to 20 faeul-wilecture to the members of the year and the next year and the following year and the year after that ' he made in salaries of Pem‘nl and Woman's the League Faculty draw his $200 per Of course we don’t absolutely overlook the ty of the teachers at the University fact that we will also be the recipient of the $200 per No indeed! be will effective Montana They He'llle faculty room will be followed by We venture to assert that the editor almost earns his pay Lasocial hmir in the womans gymna- - January 1920 Appropriations won so never with any the expects interfere can’t let his paper u A’s but must rest content with a B or two sium- The hostesses will be as fol-- j of the of 1919 the Fac- November c0W8: MrsHogenson Mrs J ’i' and a goodly sprinkling of C's and D’s Unless he's the is which was formed ultv Union son of a millionaire he’s working his way through college so needs L Uoburn Mrs A H Powell Mrs FederAmerican with affiliated the Israelson Mrs Aaron Newey Also occasionally or oftener he must put his hand to toil occasionally This is mainly resation of Labor antl Mist Lavina Richardson he because a or bum of because article a of word gets reproof gentle increase In wages for the ponsible spelled her name with an ”a” instead of an “o” and so on Party for All A C Girls ad infinitum An Informal party for the girls of1 All of the larger colleges and universities In the Rocky Mountains A C will be held January 9 in! except the Agricultural College of Utah have for some time been paying the San Fran-of McCormick 4 to 6 woman’s the from Judge gymnasium STUDENT LIFE the editor and manager of the school paper are cisco thirteen the these m ia says invited girl Every cordially BY THE SHOULD BE OWNED BY THE STUDENTS MANAGED THE EDITOR AND MANAGER SHOULD BE PAID BY to attend and get acquainted with the fundamental mistakes of life STUDENTS To attempt to set up your own THE STUDENTS AND THEY SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE members of the Faculty Woman’s of right and wrong stainlurd League THEM is TO This the custom in the larger colleges and universities 2 To try to measure the enjoythruout the country ment of others by your own fillHS STUDENT LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE FORCE THAT IT 3 To expect uniformity of opinsched-Is dance Girs j SHOULD BE IN THE LIVES OF THE STUDENTS OF THE AGRICUL-- i TURAL COLLEGE OF UTAH UNTIL THE STUDENTS BY REASON ued for Jan- 10 in Smart gyninas-- 1 ions ill this world 4 To fail to make allowances for OF PAYING THE EDITOR HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEMAND THAT urn STORAGE WAREHOUSE 20000 Square Feet Floor Space SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS DURING SUMMER MONTHS ON HOUSEHOLD GOODS Warehouse and Office South Main Street x 1 1 ll text-boo- - much-sought-aft- - - j j p j 1 Cache Valiev Commission Co LOGAN UTAH HOTEL ECCLES LOGAN UTAH UP TO DATE FIREPROOF 100 ROOMS WITH CONNECTING BATH Rales from $150 to $300 per day Excellent Dining Room and Lunch Counter Service Popular Prices Barber Shop and Billard Room in Connection Special Attention Given to Student Parties and Banquets Special Winter weekly rates nowr in effect M S ECCLES Pres LYMAN HYDE Mgr NEW I Pan-Hellen- HE DELIVER PAPER COME THE GOODS AND SATISFY THEM UP TO A CERTAIN ACCEPTABLE THAT THE STANDARD AND a home rominK 11 hen grow to reulP2atlon when the (nilttee meets next week Publications stand second only to athletics In the life of the College Then we and in the advertisement she is given throughout the lund must concede the fact that publications mean a great deal to our re hound to arrive at the con-welfare aa a standard college elusion sooner or later that the student body should give publications its unlimited aid— and that means unanimous contribution and sub- And it la exactly so My friend if you are withholding your acrlption support from a single publication on College Hill and ran atill find money for other things of a similar or more trivial nature you are not wholly loyal to the Agricultural College of Utah 1 ‘SLOPPY” EDITION NEXT WEEK Next week will appear the ’sloppy” edition of Student Life All the Inaccuracies misspelled words typographical errors printer’s blunders and what not that all newspaper discountenance will be allowed to creep in The purpose of the ’’sloppy edition Is to show the students that although Student Life la “sloppy” at times It la not nearly ao “sloppy" as It could be The “sloppy" edition will he out on Friday as usual ’ Thla la a dead week The faculty la dead the students are dead Student Life la dead There ia no newa to fill the paper with So we fill with pure bunk— Such Is Life Reuben’s Rimes and stale jokes STUDENT BODY DAME SATURDAY A campaign started on the Issues EVE debate and a discourse by Professor Dalnes may he features of the cam(Contlnaed From Page One) paign !nt At next meeting it la likely A letter from Chase Heart manthat a final apportionment cf funds ager of dramatics socials and musicals asking for the appointment of a Ml te mad The College referendum vote on an assistant manager of dramatics the League of Natlona will be under and a property man was read by the direction of Mr Coburn who President Gardner Action on the formal will havo charge of the details of matter was deferred until The vote applications for the positions were balloting and publicity will be conducted January IS and received An Item Hated on the schedule of tba rerxlta aent to tba undergraduate esslttee compoeed of the business for the day not diacussed astern af tba larga eaatern college because of lack of time was that Cat ween bow and then the of arranging for n home coming of dJtUca to bo voted upon will alumni during Round-u- p An week nnd an aduratlonal Incipient sentient lives favoring t) j j trifles INDOOR TRACKMEET — PUBLICATIONS — '"? com- - i 7 To look for perfection ill our (own actions 8 To worry ourselves and others The ribbons are already here for1 what cannot be remedied about the indoor track meet They will be wher- 9 Not to In' help everybody the winners three firt given we t'ever riuM pr(g can however and whenever 10 To consider anything impossl- lyour men Into training Send your winners to Instructor hie that we ourselves cannot perform Swimming Read up the 11 To believe only what our finite Morgan for coaching list of ribbon events Students decide minds can grasp 12 Not to make allowance for the upon the ribbon you want and go after It This will be the biggest akn(RHe( of thprs indoor track meet ever held at the To onie outside hy Smart gym Come girls put downj1Uv hn whUh g that wlth the Juff and send your man forth to! h k train that he may bring that bit of blue emblem to you after the meet AVatrh for basketball announceOn ments on the bulletin hoard Saturday the Varsity squad may mix (Continued From Page One) with the East Side quint and the also the concentration of each Frosh with the West Side five The time would kill the plant with which salt games will he fast and Interesting on PPll'lo1 aa both high school fives have been h b hM Th" working and playing hard and are h Station reporting this by consequently In shape to go the full work entitled The Utah of Alkali route On February 13 and 14 (hold on Water for Irrigation” contains many sumread the rest before you rush to Interesting points Including a numerous other of of work the mary on make a date) Aa afore aald Feb 13 and 14 the Big Blue quint Investigators of thla problem with Thla work In connection expects to take the Montana Aggie of the determinations previous five down two notches In two garaea watera of the Irrigation composition to he played In tbs Smart gym Montana haa all of the same team of Utah recently published by the won back thla season that third station should be of much practical Interests A value to the agricultural In A for them the National place state of the D basketball meet In In Chicago — o 1917 While we have five A men and some of ten othera on the aquad “The use of rlgara and rlgareta in whom are likely to win a place on alt government schools and college the first five Coach Romney while that! be strictly prohibited" la a Minister not of the opinion that we have ab- recent edict of th Chine solutely the beat five In the atate ex- of tha Interior perts to at least have a part of th long end of scores this season to the credit of U A C Falck la back In an athletic suit and haa taken Nagle's place on the aquad Nagle haa discontinued school Falck shoots baskets the same aa he used to shoot forward pasaes ' sorry for those Individuals who have thieving propensities and such Jelly-ltk- e backbones that they are unable to control them They are to be pitied experience all dis- 5 To endeavor to mold positions alike 6 to unimportant Not to yield 111 urh ' Make Sure of Your Cream Separator Early in 1 920 There's io happier or better way of starting the New Year right than by making sure of a New De Laval if you are either without a cream separator or are using an Inferior or machine that should be replaced For three years now thousands of thoee who wanted a De Laval have had to wait weeks for It and many have had to buy a second The demand grade separator baa simply exceeded the possible supply though more DeLavals have been made each year than ever before More and better De Lavala will be made thla year than ever before — aa many aa available plant additions and skilled workmen can vrodure— but the demand gives every Indication of being even greater still Order your Delval now Make sure of getting It Let It aave half half-worno- tla coat by ftpring the neareat De !val local agent at once or write the nearest De Laval office flee below for any Information desired THE BE LAVAL SEPARATOR CO IRA Bmodway NEW YORK M Raa Madlena Rtreet CHICAGO I Beale RtreeS AN FRANCISCO i |