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Really it is inA C BUTTER used correct to say it although it cerA 3 A 3 8 tainly Humid be possible to exz A Q j ? j press the thought This thing has a WATCH THIS SPOT set me going and it simply goes to show what a tangle the English language is There certainly is a woid ‘to’ and ‘too’ and tliev all THE BARBER a a a 3 three are pronounced alike — two too or to — winch makes it cor- A A A J :? g ’I 3 We Sell All The rect to say there are ‘three twos’ 0 $ Leading Brands of or ‘til !(( too’ or ‘three to ’s’ in Cutlery and the English language But what’s Hardware 3 LARSON HARDWARE CO the use ?" — Exchange Alf Mitchell a that they two hundred vard Xihley entertained: the Sigma Alpha and their partCoach F M Walker will coach basketball at the F of Mississippi ners at a dinner party in the B Y from March 15th to dune 1st He dining rooms Saturday night spent his vacation in Toledo Small hoy after describing Ohio Pence V room: The Pence bovs Prof Caine to Dean: When are are soldiers The big one has a you going to begin housekeeping? pistol and the young one has a gun Dean: Prettv soon Whv? Prof C I want some new butMonday the tenth Miss Holmter customers gren gave a quilting bee in Mis The new student body tlag and Cooper’s room Several Pi Zets the Ag Club pennant are on ex- were present and aided material hibition in Howell Brothers win- !y — espeeialy in the buzzing dow where they are attracting much attention Ed and Handy conduct special sightseeing trips with the aid of — Woman's M 0 Maughan barely escaped the new elevator arrest Saturday evening Admir- Building — eveiy evening from ing his military reflection in the 4:110 to (00 Lucile and Dean at store windows he inadvertently the megaphone knocked a wastepaper can oil" the sidewalk The movement for “Bure Language” is spreading It so workDue to the fact that news ar- ed upon Turner and Carmichael ticles are dink ult to procure and that they hired a cutter ami in that the local editor cannot de- the hitter cold drove 10 miles to vote all of his time enquiring in- carry the movement to the chilto other Upon reaching people’s a Hairs we sli- dren of Benson where their aught that all of the readers report the school-hom- e aU of their deeds and misdeeds dience was awaiting them they could not agree ns to which was Tlie rumor reaches our ears to make the opening speech — each that one of our leading chemkts wanted that honor— so came now sojourning in a downtown away and postponed organizing pill shop was the recipient of the League until later some very embrairsing Xmas presents Wc have hoard that lie UNWRITABLE ENGLISH ndeavored to pulverize cork and aso 'vnt around to the other “Did you know that there is at ' ng Hmps in a fruitless search least one sentence in English that fur dingleberrios Ask Jack fo can lie spoken hut that it is imparticulars possible to write?” asked a Cam 3 3 i ! 3 4 4 'l 444'444 UNIFORMS Nelson & Linnaitz LILLEY Miss Nan i g Z i LOGAN UTAH J -o CACHE VALLEY BANKING CO f I $ f 3 i -- vow like dealing1 We are always pleased to accommodate students by taking care of their money for them to he drawn from time to time as needed f PAGE SEVEN are worn by a majority of students in all leadIn ing colleges buying a Lilley Uniform you are s assured of a garment perfect fit finest workmanship a t lowest price AVritc for catalog first-clas- The M C Lilley & Company COLUMBUS 0 BARBERS First Door West of First National Bank UP-TO-DA- SPECIAL PRICES GIVEN TO STUDENTS AT Lundstrom’s CaH in— Let’s Get Acquainted i 1 Both our phones are always at vour service Make Napper’s your meeting place We carry nothing but first class goods and when in need of anything in our line will appreciate Yours respectfully your patronage CY E PRESCRIPTIONS NAPPER OUR SPECIALTY n t MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS ' i i SCHOOL SUPPLIES STATIONERY irARRTS MUSIC COMPANY I DRESS BETTER AND PAY LESS! 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