Show STUDENT LIFE initiated into the Sowsis Society last month Clair’s combined affinities — Glena Mae Best Maggie Morrell engineered a very successful leap-yea- r skating party at the swamps during vacation at which every one present had a good time Coach Walker performed nicely upon his eyebrow and other portions of his anatomy with very amusing grace E P Hoff the local editor has been detained at home by severe illness Prof Merrill Utah’s greatest lectured to the stu- agronomist dent body January 4th L M Kjar noted in music circles -- here has been seriously ill since the holidays We hope for his speedy recovery “Red” Hall (to student wearing a little cap in a snow' storm ) — “Look out there! My hair turned rusty” Mirza recently presented the Experiment Station with a bounc- ing colt well All concerned doing Bennion when applying for a position as a school teacher gave as one of his qualifications that he was a junior in college The president of the school board replied — I am very sorry we can’t consider you for the position for we do not hire “junior’s but only Mormons Prof Peterson — “How old is the world Miss Homer?” Miss Homer — “I don’t know' it’s something like myself it doesn’t like its real age to be known” Say Bill are you going home tonight to do your chores? Bill replied happily “No not to- night I am summer following’ them they need a rest” Those students from the B V who w'on out in the Journal’s Story Writing Contest are to be congratulated Their stories deserved victory Well educated youth just graduated from High School Normal — “You can’t find the w'ord Pedigree in the Webster Dictionary” A C unassuming genius — “Oh! you mean you can’t find your pedigree in Webster’ Aunt after reading letter from niece’s sweetheart — “If he ahvays feels towrard you as he says you can rest assured you will be happy’ Niece looking rather doubtful of the future — “Yes even if the potatoes get burnt and the teakettle gets dry” (This is just a hint to the domestic science girls ) A C lady Professor who was born in the West and lias spent most of her life here spent a year or two in the East — “This Western |