Show Exchange Most of the exchanges that come to us have treated us very kindly and have shown real appreciation for our efforts We wish to thank our contemporaries for their friend-l- v criticisms and to confess at the same time that we have not done our share of the charitable work of distributing bouquets A few College papers it i’ true have treated us with indifference but in general we arc satisfied with the recognition wc have received and we have a wholesome respect for all of our exchanges The Chinese differ much from lis In many things of taste For while they squeeze a maiden's foot We squeeze her daintv waist —E y Harris to urchin who had snow him— “You !— ?— ?— little fool I’ll ’fix you if I catch you" Small boy — “Yes I'll fix vou too I'll tell Alice what you said” — Ex balled He wroto her a letter ! “My dear’ it began “Amelia I love you I do My life is so dreary I can’t get along Amelia my dear without you" And back came the answer as swift and as soon As a fragment of re-echoi- ng song “I don't know about your ‘getting’ she said “Hut you can and must ‘go’ — Fr along” johnny ate a tablet The family doctor gave Xow he's got a big one On his little grave — Chaparral A study in physics — The lower the higher the pressure — the Ex gas A Toast- - Brethren here is a toast to our enemies may they ever continue the same invidious critics and censors of our ways May they never cease their sneers at our good deeds nor their jeers at our evil doings their taunts at our failures and their cavillings at our successes Without enemies we should grow and indolent ’ lazilv “show ’em to with no incentive and no vivifving scorn to spur us ahead Without them we should fall into a putrescence from overflattery and idlv doze through a existence Mav Here's to our enemies! thev belittle and begrudge forever without stint for of such is our salvation — Ex ! self-satisfi- ed self-righteo- us |