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Show Page 3 WESTMINSTER COLLEGE WeWuz Robbed by Marilyn Pierson In the words of Boy Wonder: Holy And in the words of Cash Register!" And we We wuz robbed!" Blondie: wuz, too! Who says nothing ever happens around our campus? Why, only last week we had a merry band of someones come pussy- footing into our environs and dig through our mainstay of monies: the Student Lounge cash register. They escaped with money from machines in the Lounge and in Converse and they gaily ripped open one of the safes In the Business Office. Unfortunately for them (and for the ladies in the office) it was the safe with the records in it instead of the cash. But never let it be said that our crooks dont make the best of every situation: they did good work flinging the records across the business office in an amazing feat of creativity. It was exciting. It was reminiscent of an old Nancy Drew mystery. It provided a new horizon of discussion. And up in the mighty caverns of Converse, worried officials wrinkled their forehead and frowned: Youll think its exciting if the records cant be straightened out and you dont graduate." There always has to be a damper on any giddiness about such a dire situation. Would you believe it? We even had a for-re- al not policeman just a rent-a-fu- zz but a live crime lab cop who busied himself asking questions and calculating possibilities and sprinkling fingerprint powder all over pertinent places. And everyone had his own speculation. Obviously it was an outside job by a very poorly-rea- d thief. Anyone knows its really uncouth to force windows and safes with crowbars. (Anyone whos ever had any contact with Tom Sawyer knows, anyway.) Or maybe it was a senior who needed to get his records before graduation and was more than just a little vindictive towards the Business Office.. He had to take a little money to make it look authentic. Or maybe. . . And meanwhile, outside in the cold bitter man was pacing snow, our little meter-ma- id up and down the drifts pondering his own ethical problem: Should he or shouldnt he give an illegaUy parked cops car a ticket? WANTED Salesmen wanted to sell residential lawn sprinkler systems. Wages by commission only. Sales training provided. Call the Clement Co. e Cashier, hours, $1 per hour. Call Mr. Workman at Intermountain Theatre. Part-tim- 6-- 11 Ullman-Brai- n by Katie McBride Mr. Theodore Ullmann appeared at Westminster College Thursday, Feb. 17. The audience was small, consisting mainly of and various faculty music students In view of this fact, it was members. unfortunate that Mr. Ullmann chose to play those works which did not reflect the best efforts of the composers represented, although they are often the most popular. We want to hear, not music which is hackneyed and can be played by an intermediate piano student, but a good, solid concert repertoire. Of the numbers Mr. Ullmann presented, the Chopin and the Mountain Tune were acceptably played. The Etude was delightfully romantic, and the Mountain Tune had a rollicking tempo and melody with hints of American folk songs. Although there were various periods of music represented, the pianist tended to interpret them all in a mechanically romantic style, playing from his brain rather than his heart. His technique was very Several of the pieces dragged, good. notably the Debussy Arabesque, the Mozart Sonata, and the March from The Love of Three Oranges". However, the audience seemed to enjoy the program, and Mr. Ullmann played two encores. Summer Jobs Not Heart The Directory of U.S. Summer Jobs for is now in the Dean of Student Services office. Published by the National Directory Service, the catolog gives information as to locality, wages, and qualifications for summer employment. 1966 "Nothing Inferior 4 For Your Interior" Student Q Home of Fine Bid9' Pliiyer-,- LOUNGE , |