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Show rage "Nothing this week . . . "Sorry, I dont think so. No. Maybe next week. Such is the life of a reporter. Some weeks , absolutely nothing breaks and then hes stuck. What to write? Think. Ah, an idea! It was Friday, the 13th, and on that lucky day a selected group from the Choir presented a small concert for the Utah State Registrar and Admissions Counselors Assn. I had a chance to witness this concert firsthand (in fact, it was. first, tenor) and con- sidering it was Friday, the 13th, we did pretty well. The audience seemed to like the music, so everything ended on a happy note (though I think we were a little sharp last chorus). The orchestra is still practicing diligently and should be ready for It's first concert fairly soon. Our band could use some new players, so if anyone has a yearning to cut loose with ft mean sax, contact either Mr. Kuchler or Mr. Wangerln in. the Music Build- on-tha- October 27, The PARSON 4 t ing. Congratulations to the frosh Stan, for class, from tone-dea-f one of the finest hours worth of entertainment weve had in a long time. A Comment On Dr. Teller BLACKINGTON TO VISIT Dr. Edward Teller, the and Father of the Old Grand also known as, the Naval Opportunities Offered H-Bo- Man of Bomb Testing, had some reassuring remarks to offer his audience at the University of California Alumni House, October 2, 1961. According to the news story in the Daily Californian, Dr. Teller asserted that "Man does not hold the power in his hands to exterminate human life, nor is there a prospect of this occuring. This can be paraphrased as follows: Man cant destroy the human race, and anyway, there isnt any chance of him doing it. It is the curious ability of Dr. Teller to select facts and present them in such a way that everything looks rosy and gay again. It is the unsaid remarks that carry the real message, and his audiences may not always supply those remarks on their own. For instance, Dr. Teller will tell us that the fallout from bomb testing in the atmosphere affects only a tiny fraction of the earths population, yet if one works it out, one tenth of one per cent of the earths population is about three million persons. He will tell you that a NAVY OCS INTERVIEWER.. Lt. Cdr. R. O. Blackington, of the Navy Recruiting Sta- tion, San Francisco, will be on campus at Westminster College Snack Bar all day Friday," November 10th, and will be available to interview and administer the Officer Qualification Test for the Navys.. Officer Candiate School, OCS, at Newport, Rhode Island. Applicants for the Officer Candidate School Program should be between the ages of 19 and 27, have or be receiving a. baccalaureate degree within nine months, and have vision of, at least, 20200 correctable to 2020 for Line and at least 20400 correctable to 2020 for Restricted Line and Staff Corps. No commitment is made to the Navy when applying, and applicants are not obligated In any way until they acknowledge acceptance of the program and are sworn in. Following successful completion of OCS, the newly commissioned Reserve Officer serves on active duty for a three-yeperiod. Throughout his tour of duty, assignments will present challenges in executive leadership re- stresses the technical field of' seamanship, weapons, engineering and the broadening field of leadership. Further information about the Navys Officer Candidate School can be obtained world-wid- e travel. from the Navy Recruiting The four months of train- Station, San Francisco, MA Ext. 435. quiring versatility, integrity, ing at OCS, Newport, R. I., ar nuclear war wouldn't destroy humanity; but he may not say exactly who will be left and where they will be and what they will do So long for now! with themselves afterwards. He tells us that If we all dig in, a sizeable percentage of us can survive an t thermonuclear war, but he does not emphasize the even more sizeable percentage of us that will die one way or another from Can not change wife of 40 this act of international madness. It is this type of for two twenties. reasoning that has earned Confucius say: Dr. Teller the informal title of Father of the Under"Love Is itch around heart which all same you cannot ground Supermarket. In spite of this strained scratch! euphoria, though. Dr. Teller Confucius say: recognizes the danger to the race of an uncontrolled and "Trouble with girl who have precariously balanced arms hip usually race, and he knows what big heart same size. the real hope Is for stopping In his own words, "The it. Confucius say: world needs an internation"Girl with cleanest mind al authority which wields moral and physical power give dirtiest look. CONFUCIOUS SAY.... 1961 and the capacity to cope with diversified problems. Few, if any, professions can offer greater opportunities for executive growth, increased education, and the adventure of Lady Loverly's Chatter There seem to be many interesting scenes on campus this year. Wed like to describe another episode, this time of a more dramatic nature. Time: Dark, dreary night. Place: Westminster College, all-ou- T more specifically, Hogle Hall. Characters: Predatory Prowler Patrol, Big Bad Burglar, Innocent Victims. As our story opens the iron doors of Hogle Hall have clanged shut for the night. The girls, in spite of the recent prowler scare, know that they can sleep in peace, for the brave men of Foster and Fairy Halls have organized a Prowler Patrol. Determined to protect the helpless females on campus at all costs, these courageous men are ready for action when the command "Scramble! is given. On this ... car picious black in the lurking Hogle parking lot. As this vehicle roars off into the still night, the signal for action has been quickly get-awa- y flashed and the Prowler Hall. - Weve discovered a fascinating book called What Not to Name the Baby, by Roger Price and Leonard Stern. These authors feel that ones name exerts a powerful influence on his personality. So these descriptions remind you Patrol takes it station. Knowing that the accomplicess car is still in the parking lot, the heroes of our little tale guard all exits from the campus. The Prowler, unaware that he is driving into a deadly trap, returns to the scene and the Accomplice quickly jumps into hs car. The Prowler Patrol and night watchman surround the cars and begin a grueling interrogation. The suspects confess under pres- sure that they have returned from having coffee after leaving their dates at Hogle Hall. Meanwhile the Real which commands the loyalProwler, delighted with the Confucius say: ty of every human being. has entered Hogle distraction, "When wife wrear pants in (January 26, 1960, at Ford-aHall chortling to himself. As University.) home . . . improper for husparticular night, the alert he makes his way to third band to go outside. (continued on page 7) night watchman spots the sus- - floor stealing cigarette butts, the Prowler Patrol disbands and the members return to their respective stations, and alert. The frightened girls have by this time discovered the intruder French and Spanish stu- taught at Westminster and included in the program. and after questioning him dents are now benefiting from New Testament Greek will be the language laboratory and library recently installed at Westminster. This laboratory, under the direction of Doctor Parr and m about his mission, invite him to have a cup of coffee. They send him on his way with a pack of cigarettes and once again, all is quiet at Hogle LANGUAGE LAB OPENED over-watchf- I ul of someone you know? Larry: never makes dates until the last minute, ard in restaurants, he asks everyone else what they're going to have before he can make up hi mind. He once gave up smoking because the clei k said, What brand? when he asked for a pack of cigarette:-Francis: is handsome and fun but his friends wish he wouldnt drink so much. Homer: is the kind of fel low who eats the fortune . cookies in a Chinese restaurant. Sometimes he eats the fortunes too. Shirley: believes that, somehow or other, Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds will get back together. Doctor Yancey, was donated by Mrs. Theo Hendlee of Salt Lake City. It was installed October 17 by the Dictaphone Corporation. Situated in room 22, Ferry Hall, the laboratory can accommodate up to ten students in one session of forty to sixty minutes. Free periods are also included in the program for students wishing extra time in the lab. The program employs tapes and records for the purpose of listening, monitoring, cor- recting, and recording. It is hoped that in the future all modem languages Ray Lee, Adrian Chan, Gary Stark, Larry Reynolds. Westminster College 1961 Homecoming Parade Route. |