| Show jocularities john henry says love in a cottage cottano often leads to a war in ash Asb ashantee antee the new york times says that no form of social entertainment is more deceptive in its promises more illusory in its pleasure pleasures more totally unsatisfactory in its results than a grand ball A new haven editor spent a sunday in slawson and attended church when the contribution box came camo around he was in a doze but on being nudged i hastily exclaimed 1 I have J a pass pas s it is unnecessary for the current top of the rochester dem chron to worry over the question or of what is honesty there are ire enough problems of real personal benefit that it could turn its attention to E arx the dirtiest edest deat and most grotesquely gotten up tramp that ever visited providence rhode island was searched theother day and among the mass of moga roga that adorned his person were found about in postal currency sir said paid the astonished landlady to a traveler who had bad sent his cup forward for the seventh time you must be very fond of co commee coffee free yes madam badami I 1 am 31 lie he replied or I 1 should never have drunk so much water to get a little it is said that railroad cross ties are the circulating medium in portions of warren co icy ky and taken in exchange for dry goods at it fifty cents apiece ten thousand having exchanged hands bands at that price in the last three months when old lung king lear complained of the shabby treatment lie had received from his daughter daughters after he lie had divided up between them and took his place as a boarder in their res respective etive houses they consoled hir hie him by saying paying you may go fa ther and fare worse quila and his wife had a bit of contention the other day gri fri 1 I own that you have more brilliancy than if 1 said the woman but I 1 have the better judgment yes said quila your choice in marriage shows that thal 11 quila was informed that he was a brute speaking of law as at present violated rev T K beecher says sass it is extremely difficult to commit the crime of murder in such an accurate and honest way that it shall satisfy the specifications of the statute unless the would be murderer take legal council beforehand and follow instructions minutely lie will fail nine times in ten however sincerely ho he may try anybody can kill a man but ho lie cannot do it in the first degree murder style without counsel and care eare A country fellow entered one of the new york banks and walking up to the tile counter exclaimed here I 1 am I 1 want you to take a fair look at me without a word further he strode out the next day the same customer reappeared appeared re uttered the same words and again disappeared the third day at about the same time he walked in and advancing to the tellers teller desk threw down a draft payable three days after sight nov inori now 11 sj 11 said he youve seen been me t three red times I 1 want the money for it general conference in the tho sandwich islands ademi A semiannual semi annual general conference of the ehg sandwich islands mission of uli uil teo tho church of jesus christ chilst of latter ratter day saints was held heid at lale oahu billu Ha hawaiian wallan wailan islands oct 6 7 and 8 1873 elder F A mitchell presiding elder J W II 11 upu clerk with JL B alai noa as lils his assistant alsista ut prom from the min minutes aites of the conference we learn that the congregation was addressed by elder F A mitchell M 11 hawaii va J K unaina au na john A west james ha hawkins wh ins B morris young soloman H H U oluff keanu george raymond baymond J B E ranc kanc 1 I Kalala koa VV IV IT H nana nepal and and priest keohokalole upon the subjects of tithing word of wisdom gathering living righteously sabbath schools dusty industry ln faithfulness etc the following are the statistics of the mission as reported by the elders from ahe the he various districts ua inn il 1 t 0 cs bazes bazee 10 11 1 1 10 J gilr ii i i islina f lea nea ea tea t 11 50 guo suo a 1 I 1 11 s 4 ft CO ggs ego s Daj coot C w MM y 1 tt 1 lm 3 R o ataka oo ali il I l U 0 loew 1 f mol dpn a I 1 3 s 0 14 g 1 30 V 7 5 5 0 c oa an s am JU 2 0 1 1 F ons ohl X 3 a C 3 c CIO clo C C 44 a C f g ri r i sj 1 0 o 4 S Z CS 0 o 3 S csc a s cd Q 1 35 3 d i g am a 4 Cs 1 0 7 M ti t i 0 2 K H kaie Kale banho Ke kanolia kekaualua Keka xe alua keohokalole kanae rell Neli nehemia emia emla kuahine Ma and isaia hala were appointed to be ordained elders and hakalau ahakalau Ha kalau kalpana and samuela bumbel a daniela daniola teachers by the unanimous consent of the conference it was unanimously resolved that sabbath schools bo be established in the principal branches of the church in the mission president mitchell desired the travelling Tra velling elders to malce make it their tb special duty to establish sabbath schools in in every branch where there might be a sufficient number of children to justify it president mitchell referred to sister M E randall Rand ardi artl having established a school to teach the english r 4 ng lish language and wished all who desired to learn the same to attend her school r the foi fol following lowin mis missionaries siona slona ri were called fortuna for yuna puna and kau island of hawaii eiders elders M B hawaii hawalt prest and kuahine Ma and kanki tra velling s for kona hawaii elders nepal prest and Pepe lil ill traveling for linno hilo and kamakua Ha makua hawaii eiders elders 1 I Kalala kou prest and fid Kaulai traveling I 1 for kahala hawaii elders eiders kapua ua prest brest and nehemia la molokai oal tal traveling for maul maui holokai and lanai elders J B rano kano Pr prest est cst and banua Tolo niao kahana moku juaha and knibloe traveling for oahu baliu elders IV IT naua natia prest and solomona Pono anui and kanae traveling for kanal kanai elders geo lunay luany raymond prest and kami kanti josua irth juth and an d kurooka hi bi traveling elder JV J W H 11 kou wa waa appoint ed cd to travel through the various lands islands fc as circumstances andnis and wisdom should dictate 1 f eidel J H was appo appointed 1 to preside at kalaupapa Ka laupapa island of malakai Ma lokai the general authorities of the tho church were presented and sustained also F A mitchell as president of the tile pacific islands mission and john A west vest james hawkins harvey narvey H muff duff and B morrris young as his counselors sister kaipo was sustained as president of the relief belief society at laie laic and an d bisters rs kapo and lilla lilia Kaaha mii mil her coun counsellors counsellor 6 on the evening 0 of f oct ah rth a priesthood meeting was held at which five seventies ninety ona one elders and priests teachers and deacons were present who were addressed by elders mitchell west hawkins ard aad cluff ana and aud many of 0 the hawaiian brethren upon the word of wisdom an excellent spirit prevailed I 1 the conference was adjourned till april 6 1874 at the same place |
