Show 1 4B Scramlets Clay Reorronge letter ft four scrambled words Tuesday Jan 20 1981 er REX MORGAN Pollen R Standard-Examin- Young hobby clubs MD— By Dal Curtis Cappy Dick Some of the laughs you can get playing the game the of be- low to form four simple words Want of “Goofy Ads” may actually have you rolling on the floor Play it when several friends come to visit Give each player one or more columns of want ads clipped from People are funny know a guy who didn’t kiss his wife for 10 years — then he goes and shoots a fellow — — ! I the newspaper along with pencil Instruct each person and paper Complete the chuckle quoted by filling in the missing words you develop from step No 3 below Little people's puzzle Allen MARY WORTH — By Ken X'LL NOT STAND MUTE SEE IT THREATENED BY A CHILDISH FAMILY SPAT! THE DANNY DARROW SHOW' IT'S LATE DAN! LETS SKIP THE MARRIAGE COUNSELING K THAT AND CONCENTRATE-ON - TrJ BUSINESS r r- ( I© MORE THAN MY BUSINESS? MY LIFE! IS AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT to compose a goofy want ad by selecting words at random from any of the real want ads (Figure 1) and combining them to make a new ad that is as ridiculous as possible For example the boy in Figure 2 may form a new ad by starting with the word “secretary” selected from one real ad then taking one or more words from other ads here and there and putting them all together to make sense in a ridiculous way The boy’s new ad might say “Secretary Must have eight cylinders buy bonds save colored onions Good working conditions inside furnace Must run over 60 miles an hour” Or his advertisement might say “Cook Housekeeper Capable of boiling scrap iron Neat apfingerpearing in skin diver suit Eighteen-kara- t nails Call any time after alarm clock explodes” The goofy ads are easy to compose if you start with a headline such as “Secretary” and build from there picking out words and phrases which when joined together will be truly ridiculous Tomorrow: Scrambled states puzzle! Win The Guzzlers! Uncle Ray Ramon Coffman grade pupil Denise Bergeron me: asked “What causes evaporation?” A fifth Scanning the stars Sidney Omarr Alfred Andriola The 'Syndicate" pr you Lunar emphasis on change a variety of sensations speculations and travel plans Focus on young persons domestic environment and major adjustment in lifestyle TAURUS (Apr 20): Get rid of superfluon ous material Focus major objectives Superior may ask “test questions” Insist on definition of terms You could be due for promotion Show that you are capable of accepting CUTE WHY SHOULD WE ? WE HAVE OUR puts the bite on Forecast for Wednesday January 21 1981: ARIES (Mar 19): Personal magnetism soars — members of opposite sex are drawn to 21-A- KERRY DRAKE — By kuki Jeans ' MR DIAMOND -- WE CAN'T AFFORD TO USE YOUR TRUCKS NOBODY THREATENS PARTNERS ! GET LO THF WHEELS BEFORE Vf BUT REMEMBER— NO OWN TRUCKS -- WITH MV PICTURE ON THEM BE REASONABLE KUKI-BAB- MY I CONTZAC7-N- O DEUVERES -- PLEASE BRAD— NO FIGHTS I I DON'T WANT MOBUSNESS Water and some other liquids will evaporate if left in an open container during warm weather or in a warm room during cold weather When water is boiled in a kettle we observe the escape of steam The steam is “water vapor” and can cause burning if it touches the human skin for more than an instant Heat is the cause of evaporation but water can turn into vapor without boiling The process may go on with the temperature more than 120 degrees Fahrenheit below the boiling point Water evaporates from ponds lakes and rivers also from wet ground but the greatest place for vapor is over the ocean Hundreds of millions of gallons of ocean water turn into vapor each day Water vapor is lighter than air in most cases and tends to rise above the surface of the earth Somewhat rarely the weight of the vapor is about the same as air at the level of the ground and in that case it becomes a low fog Much more often the vapor rises to heights of a quarter of a mile or more and turns into clouds I shall have more to say about clouds tomorrow i ! 20-M- ay added responsibility GEMINI (May 20): An idea previously considered impractical can now prove productive Know it and maintain faith in your own abilities Cancer Capricorn persons figure proe travel plans come into minently focus CANCER (June 22): Finish rather than initiate project Recent contact pays dividents Aries Libra natives play significant roles You locate article that had been lost misplaced or stolen Income potential is enhanced Be persistent! LEO (July 23): Highlight originality You make and independence valuable new contact Romantic interlude lends spice to life Timing judgment are apt to be on target Circumstances favor your efforts Success beckons! VIRGO (Aug 22): Shake off any tendency toward lethargy You’re on brink of important discovery Glimpse behind scenes and you’ll learn who is “on your side” Clandestine meeting is on agenda Follow through on hunch Intuitive intellect is sharply-honeLIBRA (Sept 22): Sudden surge of popularity dominates scenario You receive invitations to social affairs Accent on friends hopes wishes — ride with tide and enjoy it Gemini Virgo Sagittarius persons figure prominently Keep diet resolutions SCORPIO (Oct 21): Emphasis on revision review and rebuilding on a more solid structure Highlight willingness to take chance on your own abilities Superior appears cautious but is actually a member of your “cheering section” SAGITTARIUS (Nov 21): Good lunar e now with objectives aspect coincides travel and ability to express self in graphic manner Wider recognition occurs — call or message verifies views Gemini Virgo and another Sagittarian figure prominently CAPRICORN (Dec 19): Examine income potential If objective you learn valuable lesson One who makes promises could be financially embarrassed Know it and protect self in clinches Be aware of hidden clauses and small print 18): Steer clear of AQUARIUS (Jan Obtain hint from Capricorn message Play waiting game Written material requires close scrutiny If patient you’ll receive more attractive offer Know it act accordingly Assess legal implications PISCES (Feb 20): What appears routine could actually open door to major opportunity Cancer Capricorn persons play prominent roles Older individual is in your corner and proves it Relationship is intensified Financial prospects are brighter than anticipated IF JANUARY 21 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY you are popular have weight problem and comedians enjoy having you in their audience You travel more than the average person your sense of humor is one of your more engaging characteristics Gemini Virgo and Sagittarius persons play important roles in your life You are unorthodox perceptive and tend to scatter your forces Although you have many friends very few individuals know the “real you” March and December could be your most memorable months of 1981 a year featuring dynamic changes travel and a variety of unusual “encounters” 21-Ju- ne -- BARNEY GOOGLE UW l end SNUFFY SMITH— By Fred Lasswell Long-rang- 21-Ju- ly 23-A- Evaporation pronounced is caused by a degree of warmth This may be only 60 or 70 degrees above zero Fahrenheit but the boiling point in other cases The process of turning water into vapor is of supreme importance AND THAT MEANS -- once ug self-confiden- ce 23-Se- pt NUBBIN — By Boltenoff & Burnett 3 (BOLTJOFP (BU&jgTT WEVe POUND out? 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