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Show Tc Douglass Welch Grin and Bear It . By Iichty Good Kniglit'Er, Night, . The Nighties All Right So Green Eyes said to me prince r again, home from a dont hard day at the office. Jell me, of my stinking stove? And I said: Oh, I was reading up on a certain thing. And she said: Give me a clue. Bring a little glamor into my grubbing existence. Oh, you - I reaches the retail market, hips will be gone forever in America. AND SHE said: You should live that long. A beard down to here youll have. And I said : And then there was a new deal to make short waists look long. I couldnt fig- Ill try not , to ure it out There was a picture, and I studied it a long time. So did ail toe other fel- - lows in the office. laugh. I said: I was reading about the ladies' underwear show in New York and about all the new improvements in bloomers. And she said: I suppose they likewise were serious stndents of human behav- And she said: Oh, for heaven sake. I wish some day you would come home and tell me -- - And I said: It was toe sensation of toe show, and it was freely predicted that when it al- ways laugh at me' when I tell you what I read. And - ior? And They believe SHE said: Why do you try to understand women? Why dont you just write us ail off as mysterious? It would AND Questions and Answers "- said: that., you .cant hope to understand women unless you understand why they wear what they wear. And I said: Thats no fair. You wheedle me into telling you what I have been reading and already now youre sore. By Haskin I likeJLdo you had spent the whole day in a pool room with vulgar companions." - 4 ruder can get an answer, hy mall, to any question of fact by writing The Salt Lake Tribune Information Bureau, IS F St, N.W, Waahlngtou 4, D.C. Pleaae eneloM retura pout-ac- e tarn pod or 1 envelope. Q. Are many children unable to attend school for a fall day because of overcrowded classrooms? T.W. A. Approximately 50 per cent of the 409,000 pupils on curtailed sessions in the fall of 1963 were directly affected by overcrowded classroom conditions. About 61 per cent of these students were in elementary schools located in the 35 states and the District of Columbia which reported curtailed sessions. Q. What kind of poison hi In poisonous mushrooms.? D.S. A. There is no one toxic substance common to all poisonous fungi. Closely related species may contain quite differ-erepoisons, and a single species may have more than one kind. The poisons are products of the plants metabolism and may be waste products which have accumulated in their cells. The various poisons affect different parts of tiie human body-so-me acting on nerve centers, others affecting the digestive system. The .same poison may have different effects on different people, and many animals eat with safety fungi which have toxic effects on mankind. nt And I said: Do you realize that you can support a bosom without 8 1 i t c h e s, without ridges, without inserts? And do you know what they are this wearing under year? Well, there is a halfslip that is crunchless, noiseless, opaque, and so, so deliciously soft knit-suit- s ... ' AND SHE said: Did you take your iron pills this morning? Ive got to remember to double the dosage. And I said: I am pretty on nightgowns, too. This season they must look like froth, for tossing, for stretching. turning, for y Fragile, innocent and helpless. How are you fixed for helpless n.ghtgowns?" And she said: I think we BOTH need to spend a day in a poolroom. By CR vulnerable. East st deals. i NORTH 4Q43 - VK8543 A5 Whos at Zoo? Look and See WEST EAST 4J862 A 10 VA10976 VQJ J73 Q10 42 986 AKQ74 SOUTH A AK975 V2 Cur "Childrens Animal Picture Book presents pictures and simply written text about animals children love to look at in shows, zoos and daily life. It tells about the characteristics and habits of 32 wild and tame animals.' THE ILLUSTRATIONS are taken from beautiful photographs made by the American Museum of Natural History. They Include family groups of many of the animals in their native backgrounds. Order a copy today for your own children, or as a gift for some small friend. Thirty cents, plus five cents for mailing. Use This Coupon The Salt Lake .Tribune Information Bureau ' 635 F St, N. W. C. D. 4, Washington I enclose 35 cents in coin for a copy of the Childrens Animal Picture Book." (Please Print) City State (Mail to Washington, D.C.) 1 i K986 noted less hair on the face as an extra dividend. MORE RECENTLY Dr. Arof NorthvDle,' Mich tried the compound on 15 women who were living in - thur P' Holstein Just Try and Stop Me a mental institute. Eleven of those had a tufted distribution of facial hair and there was no change in this group. The other four had a masculine type distribution of facial hair on toe upper lip, cheeks, chin and front of the neck. This hair began to disappear during the - second week ' of treatment and toe effect continued until toe remedy was By Bennett Cerf delight in reminding younger confreres in the sector that ' Florenz Ziegfeld, patron saint of the Broadway Ziegfield Follies, was toe most infallible picker of feminine glamour girls in all toe world. Yet it is an irrefutable fact that when Ziegfeld was in Hollywood selecting a chorus for toe motion picture version of Whoopee, he turned down as not attractive enough three girls in one morning who returned later to haunt him: Paulette Goddard, Betty Grable, and Lucille Ball! Old-time- stopped. Dr. Holstein estimated that the total loss of hair amounted to 40 per cent in two of these women and 25 per cent inthe other two. Deems Taylor tells a story to demonstrate that even the greatest stars suffer twinges of jealousy. He attended an audition of budding talent with Alfred Lunt and Lynn Fontanne. The. participants mostly female groped their way through the sleepwalking scene in Macbeth. Afterwards, Miss Fontanne whispered to Deems Taylor, and added, Thank Absolutely no talent in toe whole group God! X Nason on Education The true meaning of or discipline is training, not punishment Training through punishment alone will not produce results. self-cont- rol A32 East South Pass 1 A Pass 2 A Pass 4 A Pass Opening lead: Todays hand significant swing in a recent team - of - four match. The four spade contract was reached by West Pass Pass Pas4 V Nine's! A resulted in a when it arose Dr. Nason where toe situations there are handling of small children This bemust be positive longs to daddy and is not a toy for you to play with, or Do not touch, it is hot and will burn you, or "Do not go into toe street." the buttocks may be necessary occasionally at the beginning to make a child realize there are some tilings he must not touch or must not do. A QUICK, SLAP on North and South at both howtables ever, one Goren rose with toe ace to return another club. EAST WON. TWO tricks in the suit to complete toe defensive book, and he now led a fourth round of dubs. South discarded a diamond and West ruffed in with toe ten of spades forcing North to over- ruff with toe. queen. Try as he might, declare? was unable to avoid losing a trump trick to East subsequently, and he suffered a setback on toe deal. er suc- ceeded In scoping an overtrick while the other one was actually defeated in his bid. , At both tables. West led toe nine of clubs; however the technique employed by qach declarer differed from toe outset One South put up the ten of clubs from dummy and, when this was covered by Easts queen, he played the ace from his hand. A heart was led at trick two and West OTHER table, when East covered toe ten of dubs with the queen on toe openihg lead, declarer permitted him to bold the trick. East could not continue toe suit profitably, so he shifted to the queen of hearts. West played the ace and returned a heart taken by Norths MRS. GREEN consistently used toe negative approach to training with toe result that when her Johnny first entered school he held beck from entering toe games on toe playground. ui course, THE But punishment as toe only means of discipline handicaps children for success in school. king, on which South discarded his remaining small dub. A dub was led to toe ace, and dummy , was reentered with the ace of diamonds so that declarer could ruff a dub with the five of spades. THE KING OF diamonds was played and a'small diamond trumped with dummys three of spades.-- 1 South ruffed toe heart return as East discarded a dub. The king of trumps was cashed felling Wests lone ten and South trumped his last diamond with 'the queen of spades as East helplessly underruffed. On the heart return from dummy, South sat behind Easts jack-eigof Detrumps with toe darer took the last two tricks to chalk up an overtrick. ace-nin- e. In the classroom he never asked a question and could seldom be coaxed into answering one. He seemed afraid to do anything that was at ail different from toe things he had done at home. His mother had built In a fear of trying anything new. But this was not all These patients were gratified with the results and perked up considerably. Building up the ego is an important step in the treatment of any mental patient Time will tell whether metranidazone helps enough persons tojwarrant a recommendation. MANY WOMEN develop su- perfluous hair on toe face, especially about the chin. It may occur at any age but is more likely to take place near the menopause. Women are- - disturbed1 by these short bristles and frequently magnify their importance. They think everyone Is staring at them. This is mentioned because some women go to toe extremes to have them rentoved. - -- REMOVAL BY electrolysis is the permanent method. Cutting or shaving is the easiest but the results are temporary. Many women pluck toe hairs with tweezers or wax. Bleaching also helps. A depilatory removes the hair but may cause dermatitis on toe sensitive skin of the face. f Bobby for Vice President ? He Seems to Like the Idea --Maybe WASHINGTON the Democratic National Convention at Atlantic City isnt go- tog to be a routine affair after alL For It has become evident quite latelythatthe supporters Atty. Gen. of Rob- to make an users have AT The bidding: tri- nails' and some The Instinct for survival most be powerful thing, dear I . . . Think ef the years we got along os what yon make. David Lawrence torney general is quoted as having made toe following re' : ply: Because mo6t of toe major political leaders in the North want me. All of them, really. And thats about all Ive got going for me." Thats the way' It is being at by some of the local political leaden who are be- looked fort to gef him nominated for Mr. Lawrence toe vice presidency. ' Theoretically, as of toe moment, President Johnson is supposed to bo making the decision as to who his running mats should be. But if there is a stirring within toe Democratic Party and the question Of solidarity for toe campaign itself becomes crucial, Mr. Johnson may have to revise his planning. He may find It necessary to weigh very carefully the-meri- ts eandidacyof Bobby "Kennedy. It is significant that to an amazingly frank interview this week with Benjamin Bradlee of Newsweek who was a close friend of the late President the attorney Kennedy general said some remarkable things about his own position in toe Democratic Party. He is quoted as having Said to Mr. Bradlee: Actually, I should think Td be the last man to toe world he (President Johnson) would want . . . because my name is Kennedy, because he wants a Johnson Administration with no Kenned in it, because we yi travel different paths, because I suppose some businessmen would object, and because Td cost them a few votes to toe South I dont think as many as some say, but some. in- ... BRADLEE mentioned in passing that three Southern governors support the attorney general for toe vice presidential nomination, - but didnt name them. He then asked the attorney general what reasons President John This is a rather indirect way to announce ones receptiveness to high office. In fact while there is' nothing to toe interview to suggest it, the attorney general - may - well have reasoned that he deserves more consideration from Mr. Johnson than might appear on toe surface. Thus, if It hadnt been for Ihe decision of Bobby Kennedys brother at the Democratic National Convention - at Los Angeles in 1960, Lyndon Johnson would not be President of the United States today. Since JFK gave LBJ his chance, political reciprocity raises a question whether intimate adviser to President Kennedy, and is said to consider himself qualified also to be either secretary of state or secretary of defense if there should be a vacancy in either of these positions. - This is mentioned, by Brad- -' lee without attributing- - the thought to the attorney general himself. President Johnson,'-howeveIs, in effect, advised that perhaps any disappointment suffered by toe attorney general in not getting the vice residential nomination might S e assuaged by the appoint-ment of Bobby Kennedy to a higher post in the cabinet aftertoe November election. ' r, -- - Portrait By John C. Metcalfe -- WORDS OF LOV- 1 hind the candidacy of Bobby Kennedy. As for qualifications for the vice presidency or presi--' of the United States, dency the attorney general thinks he has them. He served as an terview may be startling to some of the Johnson people. ef- of the LBJ ' shouldnt retnrs fire favor and select RFK. son might have for putting Mr. Kennedy on the ticket The at- The statements in the ert F. Kennedy are determined chomonas vagi- - Goren on Bridge East-We- infections caused by Spanking Can Hurt Child In More Ways Than Qne J105 Street for be gayer all around. And I said: These fellows were married, too, and they had never seen anything like it. Its a girdle but it not only slims the hips, it slims the upper waist as well. Tell me, Story-Boo- k Lady, where does all toe excess go when you By Leslie J. Nason, Ed. D. put this thing on? I mean, it University of Southern California must go SOMEWHERE. Vacation provides an ideal And she said: Ill tell yon opportunity for a child to deunder his a secret.' The models are velop young little girls, and there parents guidis no excess to begin with. ance. k Name er self-contr- - , ' A Trill that eliminates ' unwanted hair on the face would, be welcomed by many women. Metranidozone is under investigation as the' potential in-swto this problem.- - This drug is an accepted remedy , AM) I said: Just because Tam married to you, I dont have to tell you everything. And she said: We arent going to have any secrets from Mama at this late date, I nqpe. And she said: - deal for the lady, for instance, who blots out the whole horizon when she climbs aboard a bus. Its a girdle with a terrific elastic seam in the back which gives you hips like you had in the eighth grade. And she said: Yonre a reamer, and so is any woman who thinks any garment will do THAT for her. great wide world while I was home cleaning the - And 1 said: Tell me something know.- And I said: Weil, they exhibited for foe first time at this New York show a tricky thin prince, what - did - you learn about the erven Drug Helps To Clear , Facial Hair And she said: AH right Tell me about ladles under-wea- r. at the door: Heres my thin The Salt Lake Tribune, Tuesday, July 7, 1964 Dr. Van Dellen , E- I speak to you of tore dear I am overcome with dreams . . . hat are beautiful as mountains . . . And their shiny wildwood streams . Oh, my thoughts arc silver stardust . . . When I speak to you of love . . . And the whole When ... wide world they cover. . In a shower from above . And whenever I am speaking , Of the love I have few you . . . All toe echoes of my heartbeats . . i Sparkle in toe crystal dew , . . Likewise, darling, I must tell you . . . When my words of love you hear . They are hke the silken heaven . . . When toe dawn of day is near . . . But if I should find your answer . . . Gray is as the fog at sea . , . Ail tot earth wtil fafi to darkness . . And a silence over me. , UP TO NOW, it has been assumed by some Johnsonites that It would be a mistake to put Bobby' Kennedy on the ticket, as this might alienate t Southern votes. But President Johnsons firm espousal of toe ' civil rights bill removes doubt he is lukewarm" that any on the issue. Sen. Goldwater appears to have corailed much of the protest vote on this subject anyhow. So it becomes natural for President Johnson to , be going toe other way to line up the Negro vote as well as the white vote on the civil rights side in fee Northern' states. The candidacy of B o b b y Kennedy for the vice presidency has in it some factors that may dramatically come to the surface when toe delegates gatheiflt Atlantic City. Ilaugahyde 199 I FABRIC CENTEX, yd. 1311 S. Stats CRAVES SALT If he touched toe wrong thing he got his hands dapped. If he said toe wrong thing he got scolded. THROUGH A trial and error existence he learned how to avoid punishment; in fact, his life consisted primarily of living in such a way as to avoid punishment Consequently, in school he took the attitude that U he did nothing he wouldnt be punished. He probably didnt think It out that way,, but this was the habit pattern back of his behavior. E. W. S. writes: How can I stop toe great desire I have for salt? Im supposed to cut down but whenever I try, the longing is so great I become nervous and upset REPLY : It takes determination. Try a salt substitute at toe table. A tranquilizer may help overcome the nervousness until toe salt habit is broken. RIBS MUST BE CUT Mrs. L. L. writes: In heart surgery, is It necessary to saw through the ribs? REPLY: ' Yes, i because the heart is In toe chest, which is surrounded by toe ribs. This childs lack of success followed directly from Usfanlty training. In school If a child is to develop self-contr-ol he must have opportunities to touch certain things, to play with certain things and to do certain things without fear of punishment He must be able to decide to do things as well as to restrain from forbidden actions. PRATT & LAMBERT Vap ex (LATEX J During the summer a child should have tones when he can choose an acalways tivity for himself within limits. 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