| Show IL A A MARRIED MARRIE WOMBS IS quy BY ONE onel wll wit IT J yes I 1 its s go go go 9 and get get get for everybody on earth but ones own wife if I 1 should ask mr BIT slocum to go out at such a time of day for a water pail pall and a basket of oranges dye diye think hed hold go not he I 1 inight might want erie prie one ore willio and take fake it out in ili wanting 9 I 1 oranges or anges forsooth only yesterday I 1 asked him to call at williams for fon charleys shoes you have liked to have heard him scold though if lie ho tune up always something wanting wished he could igo to the tho th store eStore and back again without calling for a dozen parcels and when i i he came in and put them on charlies I 1 feet slapped him for crying because the thet pegs hurt him himl poor felloe I 1 he limped round till jils his father had kane and then pulled pull puli d them OZ off the pegs were an long iong iong long at least last calculation and now just because because mrs brown hint hints at a water pall pali pailhes hes un up and off in a minute why brown go just as tho though ug jerown her hen own husband good enough elou h to wait on her id show him the difference fre rence renee if I 1 was ivas brown A pretty howd do we shall shail have of it if things go on at this rate ill ask brown sodomy to do my errands I 1 ficeli see bee if Idon I 1 don tand then see how he likes it if the girls gills only knew but no na they aou lintt believe belleve a word of it you might talk to them till doomsday and f Pt heyd determine to try it bought try wit is the bestif best if you dont ont c get et ottoo it too dear dear I 1 wonder U what at some folks call dear theres therea nelly bly you might talk to her till next july addisie and she believe a word of it abut but shell see she sho will learn a lesson alesson foP herself sheli shell not riot forget ver yusoon iksoon lal f 1 I were waie a gir again I 1 th my condition again P reain in ili a hurrye not IV I 1 thera was sio slocum euill cuili always ready to rufi run his legs air off but bilt how hi hell heli iligo go sooner forbat mrs brown than for his own bian floriand flesh rland and blood but ill pay him see if wont get him a mouthful of 6 supper upper he may get his meals where lie does doeg his work see how hell heil like chaap CHa h tP if I 1 should do so sor soy always tr trying i yin 10 lo please ase 0 other ther folks husbands instead of my own myn we hould should have a pretty pirty kettle of nish fish theres willie hes teased tz for an orange these three days day and not the peel kel of ond one has hay been seen pdt yet fuere he ib comes puffing like a steamboat if I 1 had sent him highe he have been backi bablis thase awo iwo hours bours ours eurs calling galling at ht mrs browns too if it aln ain aint t er enough to provoke a asal asai sa 1 I 1 antt nt aaril atril A atell him ill jiji but buttof hell heli alke ilko lk that too veil well the brul blute bruf ce I 1 please nase kase him so go much ill stay if it kills hills in me and ad willie sh shall bhail all ail have an ofin orange if he 11 it and no thanks to VI him im either elther there lie he comes again and both hands full wonder what he has got now hild and who else elso lie he is running for fori coming through the gate and aird yes loth both pockets full fuli of oranges the phear rhear b ar s soul soui 0 4 V I 1 kaw he would rit nit it forg forget et children wont blilie have a good meal and 1 will wiil ye yes ses he shall have hid muffins ns for supper slocum doves joves muffins y V I 1 that s all we wo have heard reader for when opened the hall door doon charley willie wife and all ran out to meet him and get some af pf those same samo oranges mrs locum slocum did V get et supper j and S loeum slocum had bad muffins I 1 E I 1 DANGER IN ix the tile road to home happiness lies over small step pi ping ng stones slight elijht circumstances are aro th the stumbling blocks of families the prick of a pin says the proverb is enough to io make an empire insipid the more tender the feeling feelings g the more painful the wound wounds feelings A k 6 coad 0 id unkind word checks and withers the blossom of the dearest love a the most delicate rings ring s of the yulie an are aro troubled by the faintest breeze the misery of a life is f born of a chance Zb observation if the truel history of quarrels public and private were honestly written it would be silenced with an uproar of derision DK b ii AS AN ar ORATOR nature had bad given to dr chalmers a mind capable of great contemplations so 1130 she ille E had given him in a marked degree the os magna son vurnm the the tho mouth formed armell I 1 for fon r great utterances whether lie be knew it as yet or not he lie was born to tb be an orator it was this habitual fervor alone that ahn t ls was alpar enu ent in the enthusiasm ent q bent T r blazing which he carrie carrle dinto everything inthe foree force alid and earnestness with which lie he felt ius ins oali own meanings in tho the deep deop fund of indignation dig nation from every everk now and then there would boa bea surge that would wood bear him win to the vergo verge vergeon of frenzy creven in what I 1 think is the one infallible indication of a true orator the reserve which he always had had bad of rage beyond rage al and id the power which h he e always had of beco heco becoming ming miny more and more able more and more intellectually inventive as he became more inore and more excited in all the minor indications resulting from these and belonging to them the orator was proclaimed the style which he lie had formed for himself and which as I 1 have said remained chalmers lo 10 to the last was a style for the ear car rather rattier than the eye there was the rhythm and cadence of the spoken ken style styled the sense of impulse upon a living in resistance the structure tunie turie ot of the sentence for face to face utterance before an assembly and as the thoughts were big there wasa was a certain bigness and unwieldiness in the expression though he lie had pithy and racy saxon or scottish words in abundance at commando there was a tendency when he wrote to the polysyllabic and lind the tiie latin and especially to words ending in dlton aon or otherwise containing the tile sound on nil nii sh there was the toll troll and ringing emphasis of the voice volpe in the act ac of bellve X ly the grip of each syllable as itcaina if it came caine tio tik tha balanced to and fro movement of the body the nervous ruh rush to the face fabe and at least by way vay of gesture the fre frer uplifted arm what wa wasl the strangest peculiarity of af all ail however the incapacitating peculiarity as it might haye have seemed vas WAS the provincial nudeness rudeness of tho pronunciation the question that would have been beell asked by any englishman on first hearing liim hlin would have been how this thes mouth formed for great utterances 71 would w buia buld e ever eyer x be able to manase manage aoe awe them in that extraordinary p tra ira vve vie ry dialect ho 11 pronounced adam ardam A idam fly parish pat pdt pai rishi MA pope of nome bome nome rome po of issue of which whick which assily Is vily as 11 by hy no po chance di did d ho he pronounce any three words in any uny one sentence correctly according accordino to ba the E english for all his own countrymen butof out of he was equally a vocal vopal wonder it iwas as impossible to care cure eure him all the pebbles on the tho beach of st andrews would Woul duever never alavo have bro brought light the mouth and tongue of this young conformity with the rules of attic elocution As it happened e d jaa jat at did no not f matter much to his fellow scots when they the ame came to arhim th the Fife shire dialect was as good as any ozer omer other of the provincial dialects of which they had their theft choice and I racier jhane than i most and when his audiences callieta be english as well weil there was no th of the dialect after th the stun ing at to A ashment ish ment of the til first tew ew ji sentence il Mac ana Afa magazine azine I 1 1 H t T THE I 1 a large viol building I 1 n situated situ abed in apa ready dy longani took fire during the tho performance 10 6 on the evening of the january tha the ra alme t say bay s the last scene beene othe the pantomime avas as being performed when it is said a part of the tha ceiling immediately over the large chandelier by which the building was principally lighted caught firmand fire and a feeling of alarm immediately took possession of the whole of the tha audience that remained at this crisis mr green the stage manager presented himself in front of the pros proscenium ceniu m i and implored the people for their own sakes to remain as quiet ag as possible and ta leave the theatre in an orderly manner they could see for themselves that it was the ceiling alone alono which had at that time caught nire fire and he lie appealed to their reason that it must burn upwards and that there was ample ampie time for them to lo leave the building uninjured if they only did so in a calm calin and collected manner the audience on the whole it is said followed this very sensible advice ani and and cereso were so enabled to leave the place unhurt little if any of the movable property in the bunding awas was saved r so 0 o rapid was the progress of the f nire fire ire lre THERE are only two newspapers published in persia the re rouza Bouza el scientific jour journal nai pai published in teheran and alid the journal of the nation published at cauris Ta uris both papers are lithographed lithographer litho graphed letter press ress printing not being practiced in persia persia the persians fancy their style of pe printing the inest finest f in the world and prefer it to the pure arabic characters from which it is derived MATRIMONY from A POINT GF ViEw from a recent work on on marriage by the rev rov W JB Heydn df of the new jerusalem church relearn we learn inthe in the there 19 bisno no celibacy cele Celb bacy in ini heaven those who people it consisting mainly of tied pairs and adne remaining dingle single after the age of maturity in indrea eba all ail tire tipe union of males and females lsne is ne necessary lessary to the angelic all the angels being mar ried pairs no single individual lin in the whole heavenly world Is an angel by himself or herself it is only as two become come one angel this is rather hard upon old maids and bachelors yet they are not for those who haver hav confirmed themselves in a colegate cole bate state from a principle of religion bein being 9 admitted into heaven heave ii and dwell there only about the circumferences 11 AT aberdeen scotland avenill evening g services lately bild lild hid ald in one of the churches have been discontinued on account of the bad behavior of the young people there were many young men and young women who ili lil made aade lade the church a place of resort for the sole purpose purpose apparently of having a lark J and meeting afterwards laughing laug taug hing aloud paper pellet throw throwing lucieer lucifer match lighting and whole seats ful of lads and lassies classies las sies from roni opposite sid sides bides of f the Cli cil church lurch larch walking out in doz ensby en by signals si were com man occurrences so bad did things latterly that the maie male and te female portion of the gathering were iverd kept hept separate by the tho being only allowed to the galleries of the church while the tho other bother were vere confined below even this did not hot cure therill the eill vii vil and so the church was dosed closed j bloms A correspondent of a massachusetts chu country paper apel mak make esi the following report of c clerical in springfield mass mabs it is not hot yet two years ears since springfield was divided into as many social circles as it had paris parishes iles lieg li lib b mbry and no less the ortho orthodox dok dox minister then I 1 looked 0 akl ed dag daggers ers erg at the Free thoUght minister the episcopal pi rector snubbed thon ap fist parson paxson the colored divine always pulled up bp his shirt collar when he met i the catholic priest but those d days a ys are arel over orbr A ity ilus has car ear cast caa its beams oil on springfield the orthodox and Free thought minister now SM sup together on oysters at john dla bla maddens til the tho episcopal rector and the baptist parson carson parson play clay at billiards in the phelan saloon and the colored preacher dances in the same quadrille with tl the Cat hollo priest it Is just so with thele their r flocks two years ago injo their members were vere as distinct from each other as the 11 frain the hottentots Hotten tots orthe or the bees from the tho digger Ind indians lails low dow now jow they min mingle gloin in genial coni munion and high churchmen go off coffon on benders with 10 mid un 1 I 1 X t a tiene THER tient were weird built last vear year bivall in all ail the districts oi on the lakes eight eighty yose seyen seven yei cef t steamers arid and one hundred sail vessels ves sels seis with an aggregate burthen of 4 1 the greatest number were wele bair buir built bulit at cleveland viz vi z twenty six steamers sceanie rs aad one ono sail sall vess vessels s buffalo bubli alo aio til skir ff ty four steamers and severi goven 1 i gal sal chicago thirteen steamers and taid two sail sall aes s sels j jtb THE NEW telescope FOR THE eill eili ocio octo aciclo 0 Bs EB AO th great claree clarke clark A e telescope I 1 is I 1 alib J i re set get mlle mile dearborn tower tover bower at atthe tilo tile oni versi of Chi chicago cagg this anstr u was manufacture manufactured aa by mr alvin clarke of cambridge mass it was ordered for the fihe mississippi college by bv dr Bar nar bagnardi barnnrd barnard nardi who was then a at the head of that institution but is pre president of columbia college the alio object glass was wa nearly completed in mif mii but the instrument instrument could not of course reach teach its destination the tha fr lends friends 0 of harvard college immediately began a subscription to secure it to that institution designing to put it up in place pf af their own famous fraunhofer but the subscription lagged fora forn while and the university of chicago stepped in and carried off the prize mr clarke received for pheob the ob jeet glass and was engaged to mount it for 7 00 0 this latter work is already comple compie completed completa tf d and the telescope will be shipped and put up early in the coming spring tile the tower which is to receive it was built by the munificence e of mr J Y scammon at an expense of 25 and is named by him the dearborn tower in memory of his ills wife who died while abroad some years since the clarke iele feie telescope scope is a refractor with an obo objective c ti 1 v eighteen Ight een and three quarter inze inches e s i in notie the clear aperture aper I 1 and a focal length of twenty three feet compared with the harvard instrument the hirgelt of the kind in existence wrote the late Capt captain alln gillis super superintendent inte eilent of the tig national observatory batory yat it is is as birty birty hirty four to twenty one being thus more than one half larger than anyhow an now in uel aei the waple scientific nie fic world orld orid a are aro r e tuii turned n ed to tb awaiting waiting the th r caules wilen is properly mounted and manned no one can predict its future when first completed the object glass glasa was inserted ina lna in a rude board ioard tube and drawn uy dp by means of a tackle for trial in thus sweeping but a small belt of the tho heavens it caused at once a discovery for which it ift received tice ot of foreign scientific associations and aiso also took the largest astronomical reward at Paris the leland prize of five hundred francs it is a matter of just pride and congratulation that this instrument was manufactured by one of our |
