Show RECEIPT FOR fob A A NICE rick MAN did you ever live in the country I 1 mean in the rural part of the countr country yi where the birds warble the peas vegetate and the beans grow as the telegraph runs from pole to pole you see I 1 have been there I 1 live in the country the glowing blowing growing sowing mowing and showing country countr y where the rills rill it and the trilling birds trill it where tile tiie the crows erows low and the boys hallo where on banks wet with dew you can sit and listen to the squeak of a dry wagon on the one hand and ahr thrash ash thebie th the ebig bi mosquitos as they light on your little lliel toe with the other nice modest country is the western country so modest that the louds clouds always blush when the sun goes to bed but iani iam lam not writing of the country do youk now what constitutes a nice man a not a coldhearted ice lee mau inan man but a nice n ce man I 1 am one dont start but I 1 lam iam am we all lie ile live lle in a villager villager it if is the village of lake ross boss eln fine place on the marginal reference to a long lake the ladies ladles say shy I 1 lam iam am a nice hice man A proper nic nice 0 0 old oid id uan man it is fourscore years since I 1 became horned all that time I 1 have been a nice man 1 I 1 do just as folks want me to I 1 wear just such rich trotting harness as the people suggest I 1 say pretty bilings to please them unless you are a nice man you cant get along so ill rii tell you how to do db it go to all the parties dress rather bather poorer than your our neighbors of ille ilie the tile masculine mas puline guline til they e will then think you qu jus just t rig right it 1 T then 1 en you must tell toll stories to the tho ladies little littie Ii ittle ittie funny stories which fashionable ladies can appreciate I 1 have h a little whipped cream laugh come in to see each story ale aie die dle then then you must hod hold all the babies where you ga 6 to visit itis it is 19 fine fun alii and land the baies bales babies bables like it the mothers etheri hl like jike it tell each pach mother in a whisper that her baby is the wittiest itt iest lest sweetest po otiest deariest baby ever ien ion invented ted and nicer than thanell all ali other babies put putto to gother then cheh you must nat colbe be seeni to speak shoot hoot k to the wives or the we husbands may shooting i is s fashionable how all all ail on account of the war ill warrant its itra aused unpleasant to be shot I 1 know a man who was badly badis shot and he never got over it shot dead he was indeed ia A bad deed be careful then go to pie pic c nies there is tile the place to sh show 0 w how 0 W nice a man aman you are wear go good 0 d clothes clothes tell jil then tha n all the ladies will love iove you the then i n you must climb the tallest trees trog wade the deepest creeks wet your best pants tear your fashion ablest coat stretch your prettiest face wr arenell enell your taintless taint iest lest hands hand sout out of shape butyok will be anice a nice man ail ball in iii knowing how be accommodating break yo your heck neck kill yourself go everywhere to please everybody pay a all ali 11 the expenses take all ali the responsibility do all the corkil give 10 some me other man all the credit give lots of other orlief men all the credit lend all the fellers money never neven ask them for it make all the women presents abut in some other persons name do 1 w what h a t every one wants you it is the easiest matter in the tile world ta beanice be a nice man never mind the tile expense nevar never mind the inconvenience never mind the trouble if you sou ou are ire a nice man it will pay it will wiil pay somebody Y sure pure in the coun country try you can be a nice man in an you can milk your neighbors bovine female when your neighbor wishes to go to a kick up across the creek you can build fires in the church or schoolhouse school house fifteen years for nothing you can stop hog holes hoies in your neighbors fences for lun fun you can lend your horse to every chap who wants one you can lend your buggy wagon bobsled and things to everybody and pay for repairs yourself you can help your neighbors kill hogs break colts mitsi pick geese and burn stumps all for nothing but you will be a nice man then you fou you must believe what every one tells you go where eve every person asks you vote borall for fon all ali the candidates give to all the funds ads fill till all your funds are given and an when you quit breath breathing li ion lon long iong enough to die did folks will say that even if you know much you were a very nice man easy my word for it nicely yours BRICK POMEROY to CURE CUKE A felos FELONS AS spon soon ast as the he part begins to swell get the thic tincture ture tura of bf lobelia and wrap the part affected bilth with cloth saturate it thoroughly with the tin tincture ture and the tile felon fela n will wilt ai soon oon dle die 11 an ail oll oil aidian informs us ha known this toi tol to curein ure in scores cases as and it never fal aal fahs fans s if applied oplie inis iris eason isail ea C I 1 f P 4 1 t 0 im C i T |