Show n dJoiiSps (anodes Poster in a British travel agency: famous White House See the colorful changing of the pickets ” —Henry E Leabo ARMOUR’S ARMOURY “ Visit America’s THROUGH A CHILD’S EYES Kids see life differently Send original to “Child” Family contributions Weekly 641 Lexington Ave NY NY 10022 $10 If used— none returned Adolescents adolesce It’s something they must do I guess To adolesce is to go through A stage as other creatures do The butterfly thus oft a thriller "Must for a while be caterpillar Now don’t expect too much my friends When one day adolescing ends There won’t be such amazing things As for example sprouting wings Or other alterations strange It will though be a welcome change My five-year-o- ld son Jimmy is forever trying to think up excuses for staying up two or three minutes later at bedtime One day last week he called me into his room and asked me to see if there was anything in his eye I looked and said “No” With a very concerned look on his face he said “Good cause I couldn’t see anything in there either” —Mrs Joseph Piersante South Plainfield NJ JULIET LOWELL’S CELEBRITY LETTERS bestJuliet Lowell author of the seller “Dear Sir" collects unintentionall-ti- PET SHOP WINDOW: “Give the gift that keeps on giving— a female —Lucille J Goodyear kitten” ally humorous letters to and from people in all walks of life To The Reverend Billy Graham Dear Rev Graham: IIow I admire You! I want to be of help in your World Wide Mission Movement so I’m enclosing my check for the full amount that I can afford to give I made out the check for $45 The reason I’m not signing it is that I want to remain anonymous Sonia B It’s interesting the way the stock market goes up and up when you don’t own any shares and keeps right on going up until you do— Lane Olinghouse The boss was exasperated with his new secretary She ignored the telephone when it rang Finally he said irritably “You must answer the phone when it rings” She said “All right but nine out of ten times it’s for you” —Funny Funny World Jl 22 FAMILY WEEKLY Juno 24 1973 “Oh yeah? Well my Pop says the only guys the Navy ever took were rejects from the Army!" |