| Show VARIETIES A young wife remon remonstrated stra ted fed with her ler derhua hus lug band a dissipated spendthrift on hig his conduct my love said he 1 I am like the prodigal son eon I 1 will reform by and by and I 1 will be like the prodigal son too she he replied for I 1 will arise and go to my faher thery and off she went if you must form harsh judgments form them hem of yourself not of others and in general begin by attending to your own deficiencies first if it every one would sweep up his own walk we should have haye very clean streets for a lady to sweep her carpet with etc car broidered broi dered under sleeves would be considered very improper but to drag the sidewalks with her skirts beems seems to be quite genteel in friendship ad as in love we are often happ happier happler lerin terin in our ignorance than in our knowledge edge it the waves threaten to engulf your yott dont add by conr tears to the amount of water put cut your tongue a little further lir yip g aid said a physician to a fer ter female temble nile a little furt furl further her maiami maam if you please a little uttie further still 21 2 1 why doctor do you think there is no end toa to a comans womans tor kue cue cried the fair invalid va I 1 I 1 charles tips tipsy again fiel fie giep fiell no my love hiccups cups not tipsy but bat slippery ery hiccups cups the fact tact is my dear somebody tody has been rubbing the bottoms of my boots hiccups cups till tilt they as smooth aa as a pane pans of glass the medical men of paris recommend the following as a good way way of administering castor oil to children tle the quantity of oil pre scribed ascribed is poured into a small earthen pan pans i over a moderate fire an egg is broken into it and the mixture is then stirred up ia so lib as to form something t like what cools call buttered egge when it is done a little salt or sugar tugar Bug sug aror or i a few drops of orange water or some currant jelly is added the sick child will eat it eagerly and never dis dib discover dover the fraud QUICK WORK worx A firm of biscuit manu facture fact rs in carlisle england by way of showing what could be done by rapid raold work recently had a held field of wheat reaped the grain thrashed and ground and the flour made into biscuit s which was served hot on the breakfast table at eight in exactly four hours from ibb tb time the sickle waa was first put into the standing grain s mr grawi a french physician proposes to tc destroy the taste of intensely bitter medi f cines one b by y mixing chloroform with tiem tiem in certain proportions he claims that the taste and odor even of can b annihilated r A lady writes that the annoyance of moab moat may be effectually prevented by a very simple process close the room and burn vuin a teaspoonful of brown sugar bugar on some live coals or even shavings and the insects become par alysea at once it is a very common affair now in many parts ot of the west to see bee young women seated on a reaper driving a four horse team on some farms the females do all the outdoor out door work during the haying sea bea beason season sos 1 J mibs miss lovely says baya that males roales are cf of no account from the time that ladies sto stop p kissing 11 them as infants infanta till abey klas kiss them again as lovers about pounds of tobacco will be produced in tehama a county this year 16 the pacific ocean covers seventy eight millions of square miles the atlantic twenty five millions 1 the tax alitia ill lii in New newyork York 1 city for 1863 aib amounts to t abe sum bum of df abne one hundred dollars for ech each lee lel bezal al voter and twelve dollars for each inhabitant A western newspaper says that the the difference between a copperhead and a rebel lebel I 1 ram is that one gieg gies fot for the union with an if i the other goes against the union with a but the sod s of napoleon were conscripts and they bore the french ea eagles eales les ies from dadiz cadiz to dlo Alo moscow scow and from the baltic baltic to the pyramids when you advertise your business make no halfway hait halt way work of it business is like arch iture good columns are a good support |
