Show EAM EAST AND WEST SIDE purple and white were all right whose all right the EAST SIDE for eight and one half innings the doughty west sitters siders held the east side spinsters spin down to an even tie and then the mean things ran in one man beating us by a score of 56 5 6 but such ball playing you never i saw the equal the final score la Is enough to prove that league ball was waa handed out by the teams and the fans were simply delighted with the plays to detail the game was about as follows the white winged west siders were first at the bat on the other side there were wells in the box J francis merrell catch gee first base kaiser second base jen sen short stop john 11 II horsley third base left field newman center field and leon right field such an aggregation was enough g h to frighten the life out of adyth anything anoli n g and the white wings went out with one to the good a home run by son while the ladles ladies were hunting in the grass tor for the ball bleachers nearly wild with delight the east side spinsters spin faced doe doc bryan in the box N J valentine catch J N valentine first base truelson second base roskelley llcy short stop D G reed third base tom AICAla mcmaster ster left field judge bowring center held field and harvey erdmann right field the lineup line up was a lium met mei and the spinsters spin nearly got frightened to death but saved enough courage to make one tally honors even in ili the next the innocents were i slaughtered 1 I a u g h te r ei a and n d t their h e ir w white hl t e w wings i n g s clipped ll 11 p p e i t to 0 th the e e extent at e n t of a b big 1 g g goose 0 0 se egg but when tile the ladies with the grass rass on their hats came to the bat 0 my they did ald soak that horsehide doe doc bryans curves were getting old to them already arid and they just lam basted that ball all over the garden result 2 tallies big loins were on tor for sure and the wh white I 1 te w wings I 1 g made a 1 noble attempt to tie the tha score but went out with a goose egg the east cut side spinsters spin slammed homa boma another run in ili the thirty the score moro ll II 11 11 l l such were doomed to a speedy spa cnance for in tha next three abree innings the spinsters spin got nothing but goose eggs while e the white wings landed one in the ath and 2 in the ath kleing the score in inree ahe ath each side scored and every body held their breath tha st li P loser loer for both sides side and then it was th that hit we ho saddest thing of 0 the day happened the white wings went to bat for the last time great beads ot determination stood out on their noble drefs brows with toai tam bac al a the bat and vay he hamod at i that ball was enough to frighten the tha cover off it but alas sad but bul true lle lie missed 1 s ed it three times flies and walked over to ills his corner to hive have his mouth sponged out another heavyweight at the bat stepped up to the plate and made mada some rome elegant passes at the spheroid but ho he too was nix raiser kaiser got in the road of the ball and ot of course the batter was out As the third man mail stepped up to do or lle die the west sida rooters closed their eyes and covered their faces to shut out the agony of the scenes scene the place had proven a I 1 veritable slaughter house and the side was retired in fit one two cordei those awful spinsters spin came dancing in for their last try at the score sheet with the grass on their hats dangling menacingly at the west sid ers and here it might bo be stated that tile the sight 0 of that glass made tha ill spinsters spin stere look like regular grass widows they faced the pitcher A beauty wa was out in the garden gardell arden ardell and the batter made first another A no man mail up ill arid and the man at first ran to second while the white wing w were ere mourning over their hard luck the man romped home and tile the game was won mighty lighty i cheers front from the bleachers sadly crowd west siders wended bended its way out of 0 the ball parr park and up ill town the memory of it it ii too painful to forget and already the white wings are arc getting lit in form to scalp the spinsters spin hats grass and all next year the gowd was a huiner mr and noble ball players in arched up and down main street then to the park to the accompaniment of 0 patriotic music by tile the harris band which also furnished the music during the progress of the he slaughter in the evening a banquet was tendered the ball team at the uenh na hotel the menu was elaborate and the nests guests did full justice to the spread R kalser kaiser acted as toast master and many of those present responded with words of praise for the east and west side mine host boothe and a bis big boost for brigham Br isham those present were D G leej R M 1 Jepp don gee A W valentine john joe zimmerman roy nelson ken jensen R kaiser joe bithell Bl thell logan spry olsen roskelley ramshaw jas jensen Jei isen V E aladeen J V F bowring thos mcmaster john peirce 11 L erdmann J francis merrell eph white M A boothe and doe doc bryan SIDE LIGHTS ON THE GAME GAIE wells hall had sonic some curves that looked like fine cornice work of a root roof they were sure puzzlers J T francis merrell grabbed that ball like it was a carload of lumber coming in with the high freight tariff taken off did you notice Roskel lloys leys legs why the poor little things they just looked like they would break most any minute better be cageful with them rot ros dave ree reed I 1 ate a big stack of cheats continued on page four EAST AND WEST SIDE continued from first page before the game was called which prevented him from making a home run while the spinsters spin were w ere fishing the tall ball out of the pond don gee held down first sack as easy as he holds a telephone receiver hut but he nearly broke his arms swatting at the laira air kalser kaiser that awful kise would get right in front of that ball and stop it every time almost valentine him with an N J before the val resembled a regular milwaukee an ke e dutchman with his h s beard trimmed to a point and moustache off he had a bum leg too truelson was there with the curves and bats he changed places with doe doc bryan in the second and for quite awhile the umpire called balls on him truely is most too high to sight well for the home plate but his curves were full ot of electric lights doe doc bryan is not so slow he fanned them good and plenty for awhile and then got a stitch in his arm from then on he put them out at second every time they dared to get near the sack ken jensen did lots of running some good batting and made a fe few scores tor for which we take oft off our hats to him joe valentine lived on first sack like it was an express office joe has kind a lost his running faculties of late but he can catch em 0 my john horsley is the boy he handled third up until the last two innings like a veteran his batting was somewhat pooi john never got a chance to try his speed john did look comical when lie ho ran to first turned the wrong w way ay and was put out poor john 1 poor john his batting average was something wonderful judge bowring did the out only thing n that any player on the aroun grounds did ripped his pants the judge sat down out in the tall while a messenger ran home for another pair and during the interval royal jeppson did stunts such as batting five fouls straight along then got out on strikes tommy mac looked like a regular sailor boy in his pretty white suit and was just sweet tom was a hard batter though and tho the way he covered left garden was enough to wear cut the lucern for years to lo come B P newman made good he Is one of the older school and showed the hoys boys some fancy stunts leon went at it hammer and solder he made his first bow yesterday on the diamond but promises to become one of the east side war horses in the future harvey erdmann caught some beau efful flies and missed some others but harvey played for all he was worth and lie he was worth considerable hyrum J hansen stepped in and relieved city councilman horsley in the last innings lind and the way ne fie bat ted that ball was a boutton co loll 1011 why hy just made blue rings all around I 1 the sphere so large mat tears came 1 in the eyes of the spectators I 1 and lastly rw ismy edid ald the umpiring he escaped biti ibis life rendered fair 6 decisions eci and makes a car cap ital umpire as well as a star ball player the game was perfectly free from all bicke bleke rings very interesting and created no amount of amusement it w was as the best one yet |