Show PA ned VA nAd d venture velnp on therba thefts m rs H a r are f A fijo y 7 i there w were e re five of f ayes us yes as i happy fellows as ever were let iet loose from college etwas it was vacation and we concluded to in make ake a trip to the falls we got the cars at N i and were soon tra traveling travelis very rapidly towards our destination we ve had just seated ourselves and prepared for a comfortable smoke wa w c cameal gawe gake ah r washout WW shout it tir tin he e but our ol 01 old oid friend B after salutations how are you old fallow 1 etc llad lad passed F 11 basald 1 he had some somo busin business us for fox us to 0 o attend attena 10 0 out with it old chum said we anything 9 at all will be acceptable so let us ns have it well boys said fred jn in a very confidential tone in that next car there is as lovin a pair as it was ever my lot to see they are going down to 11 to get marrie narrie dand now if you ru 0 can have any fun over it just pitch in in rhey rby must be cared for and I 1 dont doht know who can do it better than you J in a moment mou moE vent sent tred fred was gone bone and we ve set our heads to together ether to form some bome plan for taking care of the ike lovers 1 it I have it boys bill Sever swe must make that girl think her lover over is isi a married it bill it said we not giving him time to finish the sen sentence tence thata the game boys now let us play it out it devolved upon me to commence operation operations 3 accordingly 1 entered the car in which we were informed the lovers were the girl thinking I 1 suppose that she must roust give her lover all the seat had taken a seat on his knee khee and ha h for the purpose of protecting her of course had thrown his arm around lier ller waist and so sm they sat eat in real soft lovers style all this I 1 gathered at a glance stepping up to them I 1 said wh why 2 jones ta ones what in the deuce are you doing witt nf with this girl the rhe girl and seated her herself selfon belfon on the seat see here stranger said the fellow you are a mite ini mistaken staken my name aint jones why jones said 1 I you certainly have hake not left your wife and children and tried to palm paim yourself off for a single man have you yo 1 I tell you my name aint jones its harper it never was jones taint going to be auther 11 I 1 merely shook my head and passed on to another seat to see the rest of ot the fan fun the girl looked wild after fter I 1 sat down b but it jones alias harper soon convinced her that ahat I 1 was mistaken I 1 t why jones you liere here said one of my dabies gables ables abias arty how did you leave your wife and lowsee Now see here stranger you aint the fust man called me jones today to dayan day ani ahi I 1 reckon I 1 must look artfully like him but I 1 aint jones and morn that you call me jones I 1 got gota a wife abr babies either but this ere gal an me is goin goina to splice and I 1 wonder but what in the course of i time you might talk about the babies too but you call me jones this retort brought forth vociferous laughter from the spectators and brought blushes to the face of the gal that was going to be 01 P spliced ah jones said gregg you will regret this in future 1 I pity your wife and children and this poor girl so mr harper your real name ss jones is it and you have been boolin me have h ave you on well we aint spliced yet and I 1 dont think we will be soon said the girl and her eyes fairly flashed fire jane jane said harper dont you know im 1 m bill harper Il arper aint a drop of jones blood in me an ill prove it to you 1 at this moment jeff jackson bill and jim beyers entered and of course their attention was waa called to harper by ius lus loud talking they stepped up to him andraid and ana bald swid said why jones what is all this fuss about 11 this v was as roona mora than harper could standy stand he leaped upon a seau seah now ya said lie lle hey hes ray isy my bamo bame aint Jone jones sand and I 1 lean ican ean can lic ilc lick k the feller felled that says it is by this time we got to H and our friend fred came into the car and made harper leer keep kep ker quiet the girl that be spliced re quested fred to help her 01 on the train going 0 back bade to N which he did and the notorious jones alias harper Joll loll followed owed her we learned afterwards that he proved himself bill liar ilar harper er instead of bill jones and aad he and ands his gal jane anegon ane got spliced 1 |