Show the follo following sketch admirably char characterizes acte I 1 nearly all it if not nat all political conventions caucuses cul les I 1 and mass meet meetings aggs I 1 flo proff floa A fae columbian ABAD A BAD CANDIDATE 1 I 1 BY falconbridge I 1 el lurra for jam Jami jamison sn aon for cowdon hura hur a a for three cheers for Mullo neyl lii hip hp order order interposed the chairman harral H irra 1 hur bur 11 I 1 will the gentleie gent leme lemei please come to order and rap rap nip came the hammer in vain upon the desk of the chairman cries for cowden yells for Wang banner er whoops for Ja mamikon jamison Jami mikon aon and howls for or filled fil I 1 d the spacious densely packed and hall in which the im t maculate ma eulate independent voters of the gln glorious rious seventeenth had met t to nominate and put upon the wild cat platform of fre freedom edoin their respective candidates for the state stale legislature and other oilier offices of similar trust so conflicting aing feeling so numerous the eandi candidates dates patriotic country loving sell self sacrificing I 1 citizens that not unlike some mexican revolutionary armies we read of the officers Leit or ein candidates dilates almost outnumbered outnumbered the men or voters it was with difficulty indeed that un nu lucky gubbins gabbins consented that night to anbo sap himself and accept as a token of the esteem esto pirri of his fellow citizens the chair Gubbins wasu was a man a man with a dealoe deal of human nature in him I 1 he had got imbued imbel d with I 1 the idea as thousands da willan wh in out our glorious kedia try that the time had a arrived when he should exhibit his muscle show his bis patriotism i idd and wake make a political pol demonstration to this end did gubbins invest a copy of jefferson study par lia etiquette tend te 0 ward meetings contract II for a ruby countenance and finally appear up pear arthe as the veritable chairmen of the banner anvar ward d grand arand rally aia poor innocent ductile gubins bins he be I 1 atle dreamed ot I 1 the dangers that do environ environ men who meddle with cold iron aurra aurra for cowdon I 1 aurra for jamison 1 I 1 he es a an irishman I 1 J sy you oil I 1 10 order order or der rrt rr r rt r gentlemen cries mr chairman I 1 f I 1 bruer er 1 ai I say iny that exclaims ambe bidy Cow dons the man c cries ries another I 1 I 1 he aint the man for roe me echoes a dissenter Nurl nie rier shouts an r or der gentlemen order bang bang b jg bang wont the theA bammer ammer I 1 I 1 i I 1 no order here I 1 how the d I 1 pan can we ha have ve order baysa saysa a bomm eammon on sensed inan man if you ou all beep on an a yet ling ur and nd exploding your wind in tins this wa way mr chairman says sacs a substantial citizen n jn in A hollow toned magis low butle I 1 ral voice 11 1 I rise else sir air to sv say J I 1 w in I 1 mr chairman chime chim eskina sn a quick 1 sharp squeaking voice mr chairman ChairiT ilanT I 1 order sir cries gubbins mr a aalthe a athe other gent lemans lemanIs gritche got the floor 1 mr chairman I 1 dont keer one eme cent if ne he b has got it t let him keep it says the quick sharp squeaky apice 1 le let thim lihn I 1 say jet et him yes ye sir 0 I 1 say let 1 him i all ave go got ti to say is r mr che arnan interposed the subs substantial tanti il low lutteral gut teral voie voice el 41 1 I only rose to say 1 alt all ive got to say is ia per persists Cisto th tha sharp buky aay boig voi go in i ill great gf eat anxiety anit ety fierra for the tic ticket ket I 1 I 1 bawls I 1 tono faith an its myself as knows mother bawls another tan an in an tee be got hes aist 1 the man order I 1 1 I 1 my mr chairman I 1 I 1 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 sit down I 1 J i 4 three chi cheers ers for foi cowdon I 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 he be lies hes an eneglio englishman cries acme 0 I 1 body I 1 Mul lauoy chiro esin another ta i irishman cries ais a third agbird r 1 l what ov it exclaims ii a fellow countryman I 1 e tie he a citizen ov coors he is and id like to know if hes heib not an american citizen i eri as w well ell as that dutch felly ye yb 0 ov ner I 1 I 1 1 there put that in pipe and smoke it ye i I 1 ge gentlemen n tie cries the chairman 1 11 I wish it 11 f distinctly I 1 I 1 I 1 louder mr Clia chairman irma n I 1 1 11 1 I wish it distinctly understood I 1 I 1 mr C chairman hairm ni 4 a hie iq I 1 a that is ili hie I 1 amnot Ilin not used to a hie pubic trie hie speak I 1 ellic lw I 1 I 1 2 I 1 order for the chair sa says y a a doen voices voices t orar oror orr that s whar I 1 r use ise gun i ay 1 I 1 riy ariy V the borzy one I 1 11 1 I wish it distinctly emp emphatically atia ana per understood gintle gentlemen men roars gubbins in his best key order Oc der echoes I 1 that without order gentl gentlemen erpen yes order j traV I 1 firby law mans a nullity a cj ci iiii I 1 e aha aba ah ab a nothing 11 A know nothing good j I 1 1 11 I should like to know what that ge gentleman i means by that allusion cne the squeaky annii 1 4 quick os s a pir pickerel karel at a jeorse fly I 1 I 1 thas whar r id like hie IW w grunte the llie man wit with a itta snake ke in llimos hr soot am I 1 chairman i of this meeting w or riot no bawls gubbins t you are sid says the citizen with th the gut teral voice voice And sir I 1 ag would a like to r see ee the sep sense sir of taja tt s large and I 1 respectable mee meeting tipi asir that we may m make ake the nominations a as ta they ley should be sir sir tight just freely and decidedly sit sir thi this s whar r hi I 1 sa say ies reshonda res P ponda 6 n 6 I 1 tw tia bo boozy y man as abi solid citizen died drew forth hi IS 3 pongee I 1 alfter liis bis weighty lity oratory and wiped ills ruddy face naw I 1 gentlemen dent lemen and fellow poor gubbins cwb we wi will 11 proceed I 1 to buti nessi and gentlemen keep cobl cob I 1 I 1 1 Then let us open the ibe buck windows and let J in in amne fresh air suggested a i philanthropist the wini windows lows are nailed cant raise raise em says another I 1 11 blast thew the windows iii aws let s want to to have the flie motion put cre creagan aan q arrate parti 4 the phe motan cries cries ano another I 1 v wf want at IS the mooar motion I 1 nominate nominate giten exia uns s the secret secretary ara i I 1 I 1 1 4 order opo order lerl J I 1 I 1 nom omnalee omna inace inaje lel 1 r r 11 i atie reio resolutions I 1 ution silence silt nee I 1 the motion 1 t J I 1 abri nominate 1 jacob of alte ward i 11 1 I aint going to vote for 1 any dutchman 1 cries a native I 1 I 1 I 1 how do dodou you know hes a dutchman is gays a ys another I 1 we r I 1 know much he wals I 1 hc d 0 d i ur lar beer tit chit it mar aicia hi cia a bellr lead head roii run r T hie around lite alie boozy m man an responds please nominate gentlemen fetor ward says saya one bad eggl egg cries cries a voice rot hotlen ten to gollip alifi tehres arte chiea another I 1 A public defaulter echo echoes es a third gic win tom ciuc h hee es a blad bad egg gg I 1 says the boozy man all those in favot favor of peter cowden odthe of the ath wari wara for nominator I 1 to to thea the assembly will signify s g the same by saying sayin ayel aye e eav e I 1 contrary no continued the chair inno IN N no went up no the 06 awful overwhelming wot wet blanket noes have it please nominate again gen benl clemen I 1 I 1 mr emr chairmen screams earns the alie inan with shrill thrill voice 11 1 I nominate colonel Colone 1 leander jamison odthe ath 1 I kerl joson 1 ido do be aw owes es me r ji five ve fl ollars dollars for par boots booti I 1 pose I 1 that gentleman please take a seat says bays the chair motioning the boozy critter to locate ou oil I 1 a bench all those in n favor 0 of bol jamisons Jami sons nomi nation will plea please say aye aye went up the grand graid shout I 1 I 1 no I 1 no no was a feeble ef tort effort the col colonel 0 T dl was nominated I 1 mr emr Chai chairman rill un said aard the solid voiced man 1 11 I would be pleased to nominate ite jobu I 1 aurra al a cry the I 1 order I 1 cordei nr dejl I 1 I 1 gentlemen gentl emen mr chairman 1 1 now go on will wid de 11 1 I wont vote for a foreigner foreign erl I 1 I 1 the divil wont I 1 order I 1 I 1 figh fichu fiali I 1 I 1 I 1 i silence I 1 i I 1 down with the Ja camion Jamia onh I 1 order order gentled nl Ne never verl down with thewl burra hit hinal down with the mul i I 1 I 1 boney booney b s 1 and the scene closed close diki ih noise and confusion the th last seen seen of the A worthy chair chairman manI 8 glib gab bins he was vas heating beating a retreat out of a hide wini win i diw followed by the solid citizen the man ath a squeaky voice two broken brokel an elbow of stovepipe stovepipe and the boozy ciali anians hat bat I 1 As an fiset for this marked favor some of I 1 the porter house politicians and elee I 1 sent gubbins through a commilee commit ae of 0 17 ebur fo d r ot 0 t their members mera ibers intimation anti inti n bation ali that his it Is I 1 name I 1 e had haid been proposed propos id for the he t assembly as aty in i n place of Mullo neya aud that ahat by an n attendance afan of an other eprim primary a i r meeting a ous i ingv speech e etli and nd I 1 laying liis ilia ders to the tv th they would g go 0 tb ca man h andt and tibe be reail I 1 forim I 1 for foi mm im I 1 I 1 i ta i i I 1 gentlemen said laid the lion honored dred individual j dont 1 I dont formy for my sake f forche sake of my wife and children my business nominate ate md me for anything in politics heaven aaa long lived r nf J hanseen had seen the e a saw w oile one primary affair and it was A per simon too prune prime for lib hun im bubbi s eaf 11 I 1 |