Show THE OGDEN The Ogden Standard-Examin- er PUBLISHING COMPANY etdredge Jr A U Giaminn Publishers An Independent Newspaper Published every evening and Sunday morning without a muzzle or a club Matter at Entered as Second-clas- s tha Postoffice Ogden Utah Established 1879' SUBSCRIPTION PRICES 75c iDelivered by carrier on month By mail in advance in Utah Idaho Nevada and Wyoming 51S5 Three months Six months $360 One year $700 All other states $1X0 a month $1200 one year Member of The Associated Press Consolidated Press NEA Service and A S C The Associated Press la exclusively entitled to the use for republication of any news credited to It not other wist credited in this paper and also the local news published herein J U Call 252 for All Departments marlzed in the exhibits to be seen at the Cache fair Cache county la iooklng forward to this visit by the Weber county delegation which will include farmers as well as business and professional njen The fanners know more about Cache than most of the city men because Weber fanners in large numbers attend pie annual round-u- p and also the annual fair find They npich profit and entertainment from 'these visits Every business house In Ogden should be represented on that excursion and no doubt every house will be so represented Traveling in a special train will proTi4 the means for a real gathering of Weber county folks on the way to Logaa and return and the intermingling of Weber and Cche folks In Ogden Is bound to increase the friendly relations between the two counties "Today old-timer- !I reat TTO -- ViH'CH VaoULP BE BECAUSE JF "HO -- ATH BILL wBAL--m 0 EKPLAIm I Dorothy Ttix's fetter 'Box "flME WHY DOROTHY DIX THINKS THE BACHELOR OF 32 MAKES "BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE HUSBANDS" WHAT TO DO' WITH A PHILANDERING HUSBAND— SHALL THIS GIRL MARRY A DIVORCED MAN' HATING HI8 CHILDREN? BLV Aa TALK BV TAV UM BILL PAWS7 AM MIME --IfeM L0Ai6 flME8 M6ATTH MOUItOU fid PAVAC CEAVT? tLEE POLLA SICKV-VL- V i DEAR DOROTHY BIX— Should a man past the age ot 32 who ha been married and perhaps has passed- the sg of romantic lov thrills gef married if he has found a girl who measures up to his Ideal and in every way seems qualified as a life companion? GEORGE R - ' thuu a LOSE M0MEV7W iCLUMTI' UtiMLV VOU MO HAPPV- f- MAAAV TUflLB ' ANSWER: He certainly should I think that In the early 30s 1s the Ideal time for a man to marry and moment in which he is leaff likely to "make a mistake In pltklng but hit lift '' mate i NQLi7 1 J — r rZ' TvT? Hi t '111 ' V v" 'V - At that age-- man has reached hlsi full maturity He has got bis growth in mind as ' well as body His tastes and iileals are form- ed He knows what h wants in wife and he has seen enough women to b$ able to judge between then and distinguish between dross and pure gold The man tyho marries at 33 is pot often-foolein a wonan! He is not' taken in by a pretty face that has no brains nor character behind it Nor pesihe fill for cunnlns tricks that mask the artifices of'the f a -- 1 d nnll s Aftrrram T lira M LVW 1 WASH me '" uini vvfefons "' ''' '' " ''- I FASHION PLAQUE NeWj:Yorfe J DAY !bY DAY Uy O 0 M'lTYHB boy's love Is-- transferred to the next pretty face The girl a boy FLOWER TAL S UtLt in'k MUlTIPLY YOUR PHLOX 15— Im Editor's Note: fhis "is the pressions: Barney the smiling eleventh of a serfes of twelve crippled newsboy Jn front of the Talks' suggest daily "Flower Khaki-cla- d Biltmore to the 'Standard-Examinpolice ing men readers what and how to plant Orange groves near 'Pasa i dena Dwarfish "walnut trees gardens this fall in prepara tlon for next year The articles Closelylclipped haircuts The canary 4coIord puff-toe- d are written for NEA Service by Romaine B Ware horticulture They do things differently in the shoes in the Mexican quarter' Aparfraent houses named for expert queer German republic ' By ROMAINE B WARE Japanese clerks Hugo Stlnnea Jr whose father movie stars EKeaton's dinner Suit "Buster was the richest man in Germany Written for NEA Service collar accused of tampering with Ger- —white trousejrs semi-Eto- n If have any plants of "hardy you Pretty make and flowing b!4ck tie many's bonds trying to are especially good they that wrench" phlox who sell! box lunches along girls not is convicted money illicitly be yet at this season may multiplied A ": little investigation will show but he is in jail the curbs 1 J Insistent gossip the CONCRETE ROAD INTO are valuable in Phlox very nicely in not that the practical Jokers each And for the present he will stay young murderer Hickman is as bloom at the border hardy HUNTSVILLE CELEBRATED they alone in his gull "a there to season a the have fun Is their serious when craft there wjth try The cheerfulness of telephone The town of Huritsville held a in the borders color We of lack come to them to that youngsters tuxe-" T6m Mix purple It will amaze our high spirited girls should all them Thursday night to show learn the trade Sometimes" the Americans liberally jselebratlqn plant " that steal a government do Bckjfard swimming onpools Phlox are very easily multiplied their satisfaction over the comple"With the m'oyie star faces reserve on are their as In the fall by two methods: The a priis successful ojl but They joke general tion of the new concrete highway Sliding trays never saw a jail and bottomain moship rule the youngster today "is too vate yachts A CLUSTEn of the flower of first is by digging up the plant cafeterias in the along onenever see will rujiays into the town With banquet probably and simply pulling it apart until Straw hats the shape --of explorers' the Alps Edelweiss makes- a you wise and suspicious to be fooled as have several small clumps Innew Miz-ner- 's fall boutonniere chic I "Wilson speeches carnival and "dancing the completely as his predecessors In helmets' The Curtis air people backed pith stead of one large one The other table at tpe Ambassador or-- s occasion was properly recognized' the oy Bankers have is to dig up the plant methods important less sophisticated sranizod a "Curtiss service" airplane The midget newsJe with a deep bass It is fitting that jHuntsville cele- and more trustful wash off the soil from the roots h voice days taxis to take youvanywhere whenand with a sharp knife cut Cjff th-brate this event but4he extension' Grant Clarkls heavy tan and rose ever you want to go enabling you roots to within two inches of the e j of Chauffeurs tun the highway ONE CAN to connect with a fast express train bungalow plant Then set the old plant back that left before you were quite ing in on theirjportable radios in the soil and it will 'go right on through the canyon is an accomLONG J ears to overtake an ocean et earn- The silent grofip of curious always ready growing as if it- had been undisWal-lplishment in which the entire couny Home at A generation ago the great fad er five hundred miles out of the late the ' f gazing turbed Reid ty can take pride of the day "was "Fletcherizing" Flying wilt be a reality soon Now take these roots you have Th :freejfont' 'Of dogs in public cut off and further cut them 'into 'This you taay remember was That road through Ogdeji canyon Sifnset In the beautiful From Our Flics The theatre with actors moving parka about two inches long "Plant pieces the and Huntsville If chewed the Peacock boulevfards through that through you only theory and speaking may come back into canyon in a cold frame covthese pieces in the Biltmore hotel ceninto canyons beyond will become more each bite of food long enough and it own Mr Swope's General Elec- Alley the them with inch of sand Weber eringsteps college The heavy! attendance at the ter of the state sport light by sign- When the groundone has frozen give and more important from a scenic vigorously enough you wouldn't tric company is prepared through 6 meets which at club to you see and Breakfast a noted them E of leaves to Harker heavy dressing Benjamin ing s and commercial standpoint as the need to eat so much and would at hear actors as they let 4 "4 The buna woman In to play their parts a m Hour coach and Utah athlete prevent sports freezing thawing ' chatter over the o Happy the same dime gain greatly in on' the stage' years pass warm weather "when the curing who old TotteVing You may hear an 3 see in New couples Some day there will be a good strength and endurance Dr Edward I Rich is steadily comes remove the leaves and soon stroll about hind in handacYork the trained marvelously will have a lot of little plants Now comes Dr Harold Hoick in- tors of the Paris theatre Francais TThe to see Chaprfin improving from' his 'recent attack you highway over the pas3 into Rich curidsitroot cutting will make a as each ' of typhoid Early county and it will be used to reach structor in physiology at the Uni- or hear voices and watch twinkling wherever he fgoes next fall they will be By plant The arrival of toes on the stage of La Scala in morning fogs L the Bear lake and the Yellowstone versity of Chlcagc to disprove it and eachewill strong sturdy The heavy Oresron timbers for flower a little plants ' Variety in Hollywood Milan The second fall they He experimented on himself for Coflege bred waitresses in tea the west end of the Tyladuct are will park country by outgoing travelers be at their best and give you j Innumerable gum arriving raptd'ly and the work will the "great and as a convenient- - and scenic a year and a half And he reports Scientists assembled In Glasgow rooms masses of color 'we tJll Th© favorite soda be recommenced this week chewers so route into Ogden and Utah by trans- that the extra chewing involved in tell you one thing to remember water love well By this'methbd you Detipple railed "'Lovers "nerve cells require oxygen to that have all the plants of phlox may continental travelers so his Porch dinners Jaws the process wearied light" Commissioner O B Madson of you want preserve them" who ride frisky Weber county Commissioner John That highway the completion of much that he 'lost his appetite So does every othei cell in the are rank growers and must veterans The Walsh of Davis county? William bePhlox like horses Practice Avhich has just been celebrated is This in turn deep breathing keep dearth of want to get the best if fed involved loss of body Hosi night clubs Glasmann and Harnran "Peery just results' you open exercise hard Younst plants 'give "you bound to carry far more traffic weight and as a result his muscu- the windows Ttoe most 'Jj "popular completed a trip through Davis the best bloo"m as fhe old ones Seem enough at least once a day to" rid pitality than seems in sight just now lar energy was impaired Oddly the lungs of "residue"' air and live man oi the west' " coast— James county in the Interest of the four? to go off in color many of them Weods county fair Mr Walsh said fol1- - reverting to a poor magenta a colenough he found that it helped him longer bathrooms Fancy tiled the trip "Harman Peery un or fhat is no credit to any garden OPPORTUNITY SEEN to solve Intricate chess problems handles shaped like butter- - lowlng Faucet is the most careful auto — "— doubtedly IN LOGAN EXCURSION : J —i pfly wings rose" buds and leaves but he doubts If that compensates mobile driver in Utah i of movie The la the Ogden and Weber county for physical deterioration folk in public I Glittering elecMrs Stringham Mrs Hall Mrs excursion to the Cache county fair Chill parlors Paulsons Fletcherizlng is a lost fad anybank sign4 tric TTME Mrs Holt Mrs Hewes MOUNTAIN f stands in Logan next Wednesday there way Bui Dr Hoick's experiment is and Spanish Mrs Biehler hamburger Mrs Garner' Mrs lltAtl Old Sunshilie lies the opportunity to strengthen interesting nevertheless WESTERN DIVISION Mrs Yqungstrom Cunnlrfgham folk rocking — 1330 " Mrs Van Sweden Mrs Randall '' r 2237s— KFUIt Ogden the ties between Ogden and the V Musical program and Mrs Robinson of Pocatello met northern part of Utah and at the Wonder 'if that popular song 1:00- - 2:00 — Program are amusements "preat the home of 'Mrs Mary Glbbs Jshtly same time give to representative "The Best Things in Life Are Free" 6:30- - 9:00 — Musical program view' The name of the to celebrate her birthday 'picture — Oils Reeve program 0 film and the stars are not anWeber county people a glimpse of wasn't brought back to - America — KOA 920 nounced Electric letters merely Denver— 3259 The Ogden sugar factory opened Cache county's splendid resources by some of the summer visitors to 12:30 — Demonstration hour U?re-viep In this way for the current season p S proclaim " AH these resources will be sum- - Edinburgh a mystery element is provided and 4:00 — Orchestra x announced 4:30 — Organ recital! r i "previews" ue always liked s 5:15 — Talk on buslncs thousand eight hundred'and Four 7:30 — Sunday school lesson children registered in ( Abbreviations t This afternoon at San Marino thirty-fiv- e K—kin?: Irf)8 Angeles— 640 4885— KFI schools the opening to the visited I city Ogden the Pfisadena —any card X con "" adjacent J— jack — 7:00 Symplibnet 'Allifamous Huntington art collection-o- ne day Superintendent William lower than 10) v 8:00— Roberts program' announces son and world— in the finest the of SIX Alillll CONVENTIONS — BY BRUCE CATTON — 9:00 Violin concert orchestra saw otherthe among paintings misnomer iconvention is 1J:00 — Symphonet famous Gainsborough " The Blue "always play through strength" 11:30— rStudio program DRUGGISTS ELECT What are the things that make a town or a city a good place to live? 12:00 — Boy" the most discussed painting Assume that you are second hand frolic Midnight In Mona Lisa outside of the the have the lead on' the third "They vary for different people of cmrse To eohie meft' New York s ' NEW PRESIDENT and 3844— KGO Oakland — 780 I world round Dummy's 'remaining cards is the only city in which life is endurable to others it is the last? place 7:30 — Homo songsters" ' V The Huntington estate spreads are can- on earth to bo chosen Some men cling to the small town others 8:30 — Popular pianist and' tenor 15— SAN FRANCISCO ' over acres 207 Sept The v 6 5 magnificent 8 not stand such a place for more than a week Spades 9:00 — Grand 'Opera Album library contains about 150000 (AP)— Denny Brann Des Moines Hearts A Q Nearly every place is a betterplace to live than its 'surface appear-"anc- e of Legends was the elected books j £000 manuscript vol- Ja president Retail-printed Diamonds A IC Q J indicates We have all seen towns that seem utterly" drab flat 11:00 — The umes and mora than 800000 auto- National Association I ot ' Clubs K J — 10 W ?ach of KG in can them there" Portland and uninteresting yet 4915— plenty of aside Druggists here Friday graph letters knd documents Following- this convention literconcert — mostly of the people who are Quite satisfied and happy with their surroundings To 7 :0Qt)Inncr cortcert Other officers elected are Thomas ally Its from paintings you would lead through the KOMO 8:00— a to is In its j British place get used Roach Oklahoma City first vice strongest nearly always to find unsuspected 18th On 'points school century suit dianfpnda But east 9:00— Grand Opera Album r r San must secure- admittance cards president Thomas 7'favor ife h?Iding of — tnay Golden 10:00 Legends But when one travel? across any section of the countryi by train or second vice president: clubs If adFrancisco in months sometimes weeks and diamond the a lead — The Rig Shovt- (3 hours) you' C T Hull New Haven Conn third declarer will in memory as desir- 11:00 vance by atocEe finds certain places that stand-o- ut probably be delighted 3028 — K&h Salt Lake— 990 CinCharles vice was E Ehleng able localities Every traveler knows the experience of coming unexthe president Henry Huntington will him an opportunity — it ffor give 6:00 livestock market Ogdeh nephew of 'Collis P Huntington cinnati treasurer and Julius H to discard losing clubs on the winpectedly Into a town that'seems to breathe attractiveness - in every 6:30 — New stock York narkeand Ambrose and whose famous mansion was long a Relmenschnelder street and building Beauty of location charm of atmosphere taste-fulnediamonds in the dummy Chicago grain market on Fifth avenue He was Hunsberger Philadelphia mem- ning of construction — certain qualities seem totombine-ever- y now 7:00 —National Before B r o ad cast! n g landmark leading through the dumboard born' a Oneonta N T began bers of the executive and then to give a city distinction and grace my attempt to visualize always company presenting B A his career as a clerk In aandj The women's organization elect- your hardware The traveler remembers these places and wants to revisit them He hand and then "lead partner's ' Ttolpbe and his thirty-tw- o ' ' ed 'Irs J H Webeter Detroit In a manner which ' store j will not enable dane'e orchestra pays them the silent tribute of saying 'to himselff'Here's a place I'd piece Pasadena one of the most cele- president: Mrs Islie O Wallace tfhe declarer to capture your partrather like to live some day And the Inhabitants of such towns are C:00 — Program Nel--li- e Mra Y N Atfburn brated of southern California's secretary: ner's 'possible winning cards " If more lucky 'than most of us Their surroundings help to 'give peace 9:00— Program fiLee Is Florence resorts winter ah ' beur's Philadelphia half — cannot draw an inference as to 9:30 Program and- contentment drive from Los Angeles Its- sum- nancial secretary and Mrs John' C you partner's hand lead through yoir What are these towns? "Well here are a few that stand out in this 10:00— Pianisti"' treasurer mer weather lis warmer than that Otis Cincinnati ' broken suits such as A X X A J writer's merifory: Janesville Wis for example Genevea N Y Ponca 1:00— Silent Li A" Recently it "has become of — A Q X KX X Q X X K Q X X 1280 JSalt TiSke— KDYL 2342 City Okla Fainesville O Storm ' Lake la Cheyenne Wyo' Hagers-tow- n 6:45 — Closing- quotations of Salt the home' of many New York art- ' X or K 10 X In preference to KJ SOTD BED FORD'S Md ists andwrlfersu such solid suits m A K Q J A K O and stock Lake exchange mining 15 DOTLESTOWN Pa Sept Every man haahisown list of course aftd doubtless" no two lists are 7:00 — American National K and Q J10 A Q J X X K J 10 9 or — not Is whether (LAP) It Of appfareTit one chief 'But the alike advantages of summer vacation- touring Is In tendering a $20 bill for a magleague baseball results" In the price A K J X X that it thrusts one every now and then into some such place' Hour 7:05 — Announcements azine this morning I received' in ivmade (Copyright 1328 by the Ready but Henry Ford once 'slept in a after hour 'one drives along through country that is not particularly 7:10 — Announcements Reference PubllshIngkCo'0 change 19 sliver dollars whether by colonial four-pohisbed at accident or general cussedness 1 do toric Fountain house It the 00 — Studio time noteworthy and then just as one begins to get a bit tired of it the sbld at road swings arotind a bend down a hill— and one is in the middle of 9:00 — Instrumentalists and solo- - not know 1 know I arrived home auction for $"175 all bent 'overs like a model for a FITjM TEACHING COMPULSORY ists a place that will remain in the memory ever after ' ar RUDAPEST — (AP) — A governsoloists kidney pill ad Silver dollars do Those are the bright spots of the vacation iour They" help to give ment In not woes 'decree has made- teaching by mix human weak backs urlous 11:00— asthma music with) huckstering Paftye a significance to all the rest of one's life The man who haa the nfem-or- y — motion arches" fallen if 12:00 I and Time I compulsory In suppose happened report although of such spots tucked safely away has always places of refuge He out—-He- y Exhibof schools certain be to Jack inside Hungary looking n rvi Kf ilt ait' will a ttiAva oif wfirflf roi'fif —I'd keep my big itors are' compelled to put their A note are a - theless match the got slightly Jarring men can I thLs 5ear talSaxV afSwTW nests of hail bond shops — open Hay mouht shut ' waiting for him persuading him that his fello cinemas at the disposal of such now and then build really delightful towns amid really delightful barrels 192S McNaught ' schools- as' lack' adequate show an increase of 12 per cent and night— rajfound police stations Copyright ' usrooms i over me one as a Sundicate ' of strike symbol umvuuB" They Inc) yieia Sept er -- 1 "left--hande- d ' iti4J U- - - - old-fashion- O (V&K: s bard-surfac- CHEW"-FOQDFO- But the man's love' is made of sterner stuff It Is woven of his heart strings and is Dart and parcel of his yery being and1 wen he loves a woman Jt 'ia with a depth and passion and a completeness ot which no A v "!"'""' boy even dreams ' '' "' '' 'i'' J at of man 30 of doesn't palpitate tha flutter Perhaps the every skirt as "does the boy of 29 Perhaps he seep no woman a goddess as the boy does Jferhapa ho doesn't threaten to commit suicide or think that he will pine away and die If he doesn't get the woman he wants as the boy does Life has Ufa has taught him not to taught him to be discriminating and ) expect the impossible Life has taught him Him the courage to carry on no matter what happeris But given m U a lAitaa flinrl kaM i A L iM n n lia ttrUa a KrA v v a cs iw H vi fwvei iaif-- f wi frvmaiif in iWtmm iivi 20 "! : i tas -- -- self-contr- irv i e a 1 1 ra-df- ' 11 MAD&EASY — 9:00-10:0- w" 'V Ro-lap- 0 hi -- A GOOD PLACE TO LIVE? the-girl- - - 5 x ' ANSWER: '' ' ' ' : '1 - I should say he should spend his money oh his wife and she wouldn't that if he would step out with you a little more ' i feel the" need of any other diversion ' J I 'r': A wife' who has " ': a husband — M ' I who craves amusement outside of the' home circle and who is beginning to cast longing eyes1 at other women has a delicate and 'difficult problem to solve because! there Is danger on every side of her If sheV encourages him 'to go Mout with otheif women and have dates and to! demean himself as a bachelor he is likely LU lur&Bt uitti lucre ity a wuc uu uauies ntuiuti iui itim ok uum avi on the other hand If she tries to lock him up too tight in the boma corral he either sulks and feels himself a prisoner or else1 he jumps ' v the bars ' j I- So she has to steer a middle course and be liberal with hfm but not too liberal LeaveJilmfree but not too free Let him go but not too often nor too far nor too untfhaperonedr i So my suggestion is that while you should not be on of those foolish women "who are so Jealous that they cannot let their hugbaads and1 raising ructions' to another woman without getting green-eyespeak liA trh nu hi mnttAntlnn dIIIv cn viaI in olm vvv 11111 i j ii i v vm i Vn l u u un neVimilil enrniirgre ii in uvtma w nj i other ladles nor aid and abet him' by making dates for him i -- d vvmv 1 — - j - "I- j - wants to go out with your Sotel your husband that friend it is all right provided you go along too Safety first should be a wife's motto and those homes are In least danger DOROTHY DIX when Friejid Wife is on the watch tower If he ' madly In Jove with a divorced yearsold Life would not be' 'wqrth living without him Amt should I marry him when I have such a leadjy hate jn my heart fpr his former wife that I hate his children becanse they are also her children? He wants me to forget that another woman has been his wire ana says that I should be willing to accept her children- as my own I can't forget I hate her I hate those innocent children because they remind n!e of the years he loved her Ho thinks that I am being childish' but even when 1 am happiest that spark of murderous Jealousy flares up and burns my heart down to the core Will time change my attitude : MARIE when I ' am married "to him? DOROTHY DIX—I am a girl of " EAR man who has two children '8 and 10 25 ( - - lVTfWentorth Q-—- qu ' i I you think of my husband stepping out of mine? He wants me to make a date for him with before'! was married but then !he didn't go out Jber I had a goad-tis Now he thinks he' wduld Uko to I want him to have a with good time and enjoy himself but I don't want him tj! go too far He we says he loves me'dearly and I love him He Is a good husband and ' have two darling little girls but he hardly ever takea me 'out Who ANXIOUS WIFE should he spendJils money on girls or his wife? I BRIDGE ) wivm D'EAR a friend with ' Today!s cEsadio 1 t p - I If' 1 MISS DIX — What do - ds 1 1 vvnu mi - - ol and he makes her the best of all possible husbands - -' - on 1 ! 3 I ' nil Is -- - I y' passing fancy awakened by any pretty facer Is crazy about today he will forge! tomorrow The girl he feels hej cannot live vithout one week he cannot live with the next weekj and jthat la what makes early marriages so tragic The boy's love doesn't 'last It is something born of the Impulse of the moment without stamina nothing but moonshine and Illusion and the mating - Im U m ! Awrl A Five-year-ol- 'if - j SQPT-SOA-- P LOS ANGELES ' Is past the ago ot romantic But why do you think that a man of thrills? On the contrary he has just come to It "No hobbledehoy school- boy is capable of experiencing the grand passion It takes a strong man to love wholly an$ completely with a lovo that takes in body and soul and that survives life and death Compared to that a boy's love is as moonngnt unto sunngni or as water untowine -- 9:00-10:00- lina 111 - " radio-televisi- IM V I ntlll l met many 'ladies and from every one he has learned something about knowledge d'f the connoisseur to her selection ' f '"''''v':"!' Also the man who marrlealn the $0a Is' pretty gurk to stay of his wife1 arid Is rarely a philanderer married He teldom-tlre- s because for'one thing his tastes do not change and fop another he is ready to settle down when he marries He has had hi " flingan1i a home looks better to him than cabarets and Jesx ' parties '' - " j or ns "mm m federal reserve genwere "Apparently group Of of de"n tlemen will have to find some way conversing about the changing of jacking Interest rates up to 10 times One veteran who had been or 20 per cent It seems hard to convince the buying public that in the printing business in his American securities are not good youth thought that men got more that we are not In prosperous times fun out of their work years ago i and that control of the world's be moved to than they do todayt despite that money market should y London the work day Is shorter now The old printer recalled with glee how Ckld ha been the unit of value the apprentices were Initiated into since men first found strango grain washed the business by being sent to bor heavy little yellow streams thoudown by mountain row a fictitious " paper stretcher or sands of year ago Men have struggled for gold and were given the startling pleasure died weeping because they couldn't lice" of seeing "type take it along and have murdered aconon This brought general each other for gold versation It was 'recalled that Now tells you "Gold nearly every occupation has its won't cold science be the unit of valalways standing joke Young men who ue" Nitrogen will replace it being start out to learn the business of the foundation of our food supply handling a theatrical jstage are sent and of life out to' find the "curtain key" by Every square mile of air above solemn-vlsage- d surface carries twenty pranksters who tHe earth's tons of nitrogen enough to million announce that the curtain gravely last world twelve year the cannot be raised until the curtain ' key is found Any way of getting that nitro out of the air cheaply would gen In brickyards1 the luckless be be marvelously important to farmginner who lacks sophistication is ers especially put to work running down the mis Henry Ford wanted to do it at Muscle Shoals but the fertilizer the ''mud or thermometer" placed trust wouldn't let him "curved die" to model brick for A AUKe TE4 SSTfXLB M WILL vfOli A AU-- A Wild time ii Wall street Merof gers to fire the imagination speculators were announced Oth" ers promised Stocks at rising price changed hands 10000 and 15000 shares at a time Ticker were 44 minutes behind the market cloud the ominous funnel-shaperoaring Jn the school's direction Hastily she ordered all the boys and girls in her charge to clasp hands and ta lie down upon the floor When they had done this she seated herself at the piano and played a lively tune to calm the children Hardly had' she played a few bars than the tornado crushed the school the debris falling upon herself and pupils Although many of the children were hurt only one was killed Her precautions and good sense prevented a fearful tragedy in that school building But the teacher unprotected when the storm struck "was so terribly injured that she may not recover There was heroism? of a high order Grateful parents should place a monument to that teacher Coma to think of it there are not nearly enotigh monuments to school round chimney stacks teachers Nearly every community In the meat market it is tbe has men and women Jn the teaching "meat augur and in the machine profession whose service is beyond shops the monkey calculation d MP rtooPLA Hf BLV By ARTHUR BRISBANE (Copyright 192S by the Star Co) off to the Chang Tsung-Chan- g Chinese battle front waves goodwives and concubines bye to twenty o come back victorious promising-tAnemic westerner's can only admire Chang's courage and verve Ladles whom he began marrying young when he was a gang coolie include Chinese Japanese Koreans Russians and Mongolians Win or lose that's a brave Chinese By AHERN V0 MA of --Xm ceixsrxixu soM QUEER GERMAN n J r GOIiTJ l SATURDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 15 1928 R OUR BOARDING HOUSE ONE BRAVE CHINESE WILD DAY WILD STREET NITROGEN REPLACING EVERY CRAFT HA5V ITS STANDING JOKE WOMAN TEACHER IS HEROINE OF TORNADO A young woman school teacher In Nebraska glanced out of her school room window on' Thursday and paw 9i STANDAFtD-EXAMINE- "" answer ' ' - j j ' r j - No Because jealousy grows by what it feeds ttppn and the more you brood ever' this subjtctthe more morbid yog will become The more distorted your vision will be and the less capableVou will be of seeing things In their true proportion : Why don't you have the courage and the common sense to face the truth and recognize how ldiotfcally you are acting? To begin with nothing ca'h alter the fact that the man has been married! and presumably when helgot marriedhe was in love or thought be was in love with the girl he married But the love died He was utterly disillusioned Life with her proved so intolerable that he could not stand It not even for the sake of His children and he was divorced from her 10:00-r-G£lden BIr-Sho- be-foun- d - f ss ''' r r the world who has as little charm for him as she has nd ether so little" reason tofearwoman you have j ' ' ' ' " - "'!- - It seems to me that Vou are making yourself and the man miserable for nothing and that you are deliberately ruining your life 'by indulging if you even want to keep in this orgy ot hate If yoirwant to yourself 'sane "you must put that' away " from you or otherwise It will 'A poison you body and soul- ' ' i Put don't marry this man hating his children It is a crime against them A stepmother takes a great responsibility upon herself and unless she can be a real mother and give a mother's be-happ- y ''if to take their young "' V ' her hands ' v DOROTHY' DIX (Copyright By Public Ledger:) : i - - any-differenc- e st ' 10:00-r-ropul- - Vi 4 — - - - '' rlnfct Uvea Into "LARGE STOREROOM AND 24TH ST BASEMENT AT 360 ' " Call B V Glasmann at I Standard-Examin- er |