Show young man alan who is half married A youna g r couple appeared app earcil before a of the I 1 peace in greenfield for the purpose of beina married juthe young man was of ne temperament and the intended bride a joyous looking girl with mischievous abie volis eyes speaking with royn that old oid I 1 ter lover not to count his chickens chickc rs before they were hatched I 55 after entering the squires office that I 1 dignitary approached the parties and inquired in the blankest blandest blan dest manner I 1 what can I 1 do for you vonna fiendt t i end groom what can you vou do tor for us 9 why a dared ftp te cint he S try v t brid well I 1 reckon it if alli all 3 i aluin 1 G Willi Wil lint nl why whits up aint go n to j ya up now n w I 1 hope you dont donit mealii to say I 1 shant I 1 fe et married mamed i B oh no john youve come to get married and t wont baulk you t f G grod as apold there savi re thre a p pit fl tern to begin with seizes seize i her and planta afew abw that tat crould rival pop beer puts on the harness ake a tove love so now squire gear up your firios ancL rack k tour ur whip squire Risi rising ncr 11 well it if you are in earnest I 1 jerf I 1 marry V you G imp i antly in Ina almest irnest of course were 1 airn a airiest t dont tilt so 20 ro into it rip ip out ont the irvinc vice you know solomn says delays are ar danter os I 1 keep the feet ory dry and the head cool coal and bid ba de a ance to physic kers I 1 JB la flohn john theres no use of being in such a rry G now sary dont sav ay boo till its ovo ove let an drive go at it squire arf up the cakes slow low but allfred all fred fired sartis sartin lo od 0 erate but dont splurge jakc ake a snakes wont bets bredford howl when she e ears ars pm pin in married 0 1 I 1 the sq squire nire i proceeded eded slowly in the ceremony e beeping e an a watchful eye on the intended bride I 1 whose mysterious ty ys te manner excited a suspicion that a screw ras as loose 0 somewhere when how however everI he be came to 0 o ie e eres response rense of the groom the solemn scene was dis orbed hv bv b v wm som ithna uke lk a antorian tn torian volt G whoop better belter believe belaev e it of course 11 I 1 it II ita take ler er who shutes it what did I 1 come here M I 1 b may bet your life on that go on squire now ive v e her a haze the squire in turn pe performed reformed the service which m abc atc as to extort acquiescence to her lovers wishes ut tiri instead of the preci precious preciosis olis words 1 I w wal 11 ll eughing i p from f fio inthe the pure fountain of her maiden heart a wol oi blunted the senses of squire and groom G great agers I 1 S siry ary what did you say j B no the the squire looks perplexed erple ed a and n d sary laughing outright begins to move off G stand your ground S siry iry squire hold bold ier er oo 00 0 o on an with t thac 4 anve riv e it through and clinch k teother side rivet ler er sow B no you dowl dont youve no right to complain compla i n you yi wanted to get married and you are married but im not worried so pay the squire and run home bome before your mamma knows youre out 12 and away slopped skipped the little lidde with laughter G C great reat caesar squire its your fault f ault it only oily put ier er right through al an hadina stopped to ininee mince matters id a bad ier er I 1 the groom m room left with rather a rueful coun and appeared I 1 to be lost in cirp which ch was 61 omy disturbed I 1 1 l the inerny erry peals ot of a bevy of girls w who 0 saluted sainted h han wih boisterous laughter a short di distance stanie from tho Squi rea prominent among them too was betsy Bra bradford aford he is known as the young man who is half married |