Show spitting CHIRT and there goes some of his constitution spattered sputtered in fit a nasty brown gravy over the side sidewalk A politician might say that he was elaborating a solution ile he ia is dissolving his constitution at any rate 1 I awoke early one morning in in a berth on a canal packet 1 somewhere between philadelphia and pittsburg url no wonder that my sleep was not very ver sweet the atmosphere of the little cabin was fairly thick with petrified animal matter and stale tobacco poison ill go on deck I 1 said to myself in spite of foy toy raw aw an autumnal tur rinal air and cold colds so out I 1 jumped upon the cabin floor splat went both feet into a gre great 3 t pool ti of the constitutional sol soi solvents solvent venti the whole floor wa was float with tobacco spit Tha That ovas a very revelation of nastiness hastiness ness eess and mr air curly hair chirt chir ir again another i instalment installment of our strength squirt squirted cd out th roligh through your front teeth irto into the gutter mr caily hair let me tell you I 1 that at you are not a bit better than that unutterably filthy cabin floor into what a foul reeking noisome cavern are you transforming the mouth that god give you as a passage for cleanly food and sweet breath A spit manufactory a mere tobacco spit factory why man roan you might as well establish a guano depot in bourbouse your house bouse CHIRT chint there it goes what a pity that you be made to tocarra carry a mug and keep the li quor that you sou brew long enough to see what your days work Is 13 you spit say one in fifteen uin n minutes in call cali it fiely times limes a day about a dessert spoonful each time twenty A turn tumbler bler bier full that is a very knoder te computation three hundred hull burl dred and sixty five half hair pints lii in a year more than twenty gallons of thae thai nau sells seus brown soup boup and just eo so much withdrawn from healthy mucie muscle close brain fabre fibre elastic bones bonee and clear complexion everybody does it what it if they do I 1 know it I 1 remember loo looking kirg down from my fifth story office upon Boa Bio broadway dwy adway in the emptiness and quiet of a sabbath afternoon noon but immediately inedia tely after its whole enormous length from grace church to trinity end and bip near the park in my vicinity had bad been denely ensely d crowded nath w ith ili ill multitude muti luce tuce luie that waited upon the funeral of bill poole Th the estreet street wes was all speckled as far as I 1 could see with dark spots sa as if autumn leaves had been thickly strewn on it A moments thought showed me that it was tobacco spit ali an american crowd blackened the whole ro atway alway and Ei El dewalk sidewalk of a mile of street with tobacco spit in two wo hours CHIRT aly dear fellow neither vomiting nor f pitting are inviting operations circumstances may render tile the performance of either elther bf f them before witnesses neceE necessary sary sory or evin even highly meritorious but I 1 must say cay ilat lint even ordinarily speaking the tiie ver very verv faintest perception of of common decency would teach yon you to avoid such demonstrations rations when shere there is any body in sight spit away my boy smell bad look dirty be dirty weaken your health and undermine un termine your strength lim dim your eyes unk unsteady teady your hand baud stupefy your intellect shorten your life do all these things if you choose but never say that vou oi had no advice from me to the contrary those are the trifling consequences of your mak inga ingma ing a filth fifth mill out of your mouth munching your constitution into that ropi soup and squirting it out wherever vou so go la 11 ilife illustrated an fr iti iii the clevel cleveland nd Plain dealer |