| Show humorous impressions of ireland BY A RECEN r TRAVELER ye who have lindel al at kingstown in ireland I 1 have some idea of lle ile the lie contusion mat attend tile the debar deban debarkation katimi of ai ani I 1 are prepared for what awaits you upon every trip you make mike I 1 was inno inho innocent cerit of fat v been the tilee f before so 0 o I 1 ye e may forin form some es i nate of my fee feelings linzs I 1 knew not whit v hat hit ft to do or where to tur turi enri I 1 was wai perfectly r f ireland was a ro took book it to me the fit faist st leaf of which I 1 hal ha hai I 1 scarcely perused when I 1 wished it far fai away from me roe for ever hemmed in on oil all sidey side such greeting r as theae saluted my ears cars here you are sir janev sin qin sir sir run you TOU up to town in lebi lesi thrle tune than the 0 ip ibrain cirild do it theres the little marefos mare maret for yoi soi yo sir that can go the pace backard back bac kaid lardi 1 Ar arrah arrall rali rall dont hebo bebo therin the g YOU tou on see lies ties ajo le e of horell horse span scan and arid he be be e seen outside iv such a orrun as a that heres hares the tha beut beauts beauty yer honor ghee wool wooi woo ye divian divil and arid a spank of a whip to a broken ie need kneed broken whid winded ed bro browen broken 1 looking lookia brute nineteen miles an hour 1 our oun sir an all on oil a thimble fuli full of wather ana an a pra praz keen kaen of pratie pralle the te horse hore sir yes jn n troth for their be ilie cried a fourth it if they were a starve a week wt ek afore and had ora ona eilif clamp to ate but by my roy katja want ta ti insure their teeth afore they tackled tackled him take him out iv iv that iv hes able to walk and let lei the lacea tiace it gimle gln gin lieman ileman maii mari ret pet up tip on the itys car when heil hell have a bit of Il Har nar kawa arkawa s 13 blood forni cornist for him hilli did bid bad to vou out what d di yon you maney manea mane shouted afifah a sire yon you know that that three legged leaped bate av yours was only turned out av the slaughter home howe list lot monda monday y lie he was too rotten to be k lied ailed dont in ill sult suit a afian fine dintleman gintle man from dic Dig landby axin him linn to spile spite his hoot of clothes by them on such soch ah shann idan titan as that Iler Here eyou oti oil are re sir an oma omi ibia is an art a tage ta coach on oil two iwo wheels rolled into one yh ie oll ou oil can sit tit wid your back bach to the hoil lri lit 3 wid lil itt fit you sir an at how the bastardi ba suardi youre above wid the tiie likes of cm em have a r bit wit ta ate tp fon fur tile the it tle tie ile oitt vitt lal im ini coin eoin by the trai trait t 1 said sald aul 1 I when 1 1 get in a i wom won oni 1 11 I a ca I 1 ohl but I 1 take your death leaf it of f bowld siry sir iv you po go by them f r the tim windows i all brik brik in the carni carri agea asea aud and ioffe none iv the tile axletrees axle trees is greased creased how ts i tha iha I 1 aked in ift evident alamir furn turn ing ins to acar driver beide me ulan whose act carn n cenance n antl anil candor wele graved grat gnat edif lif ever they tiley retted rented mortal face race del dek delace bel bekaez ace ye ve see fee ee sr arthe the campany spent all their money noney last list week in ii the le ethric tele telescope cope niong along blon bion the thel alnes ines neui ail ril they as much left af ther then chent it as id buy the lard up U wid ye yde here sir air an well distance geln tern eln fin in nik nit cuine nU tim lne ine 2 I 1 saw in a moment how it was specially ally aily when a idal laugh lauh run 0 o my iny ears from froia the ibe healthy lungi if of the surrounding body biln brin that tru help heip I 1 said authoritative i y t faith ah atil I 1 thought he was a gittlemen gintle men ich iab sich a thing thin said on oil have hive a ore bartky or hell heli be ile sitting on the fhe fir fie top topia v it cried cred atole bid mid arid vid givin you tupp tup pince pirce i if cc for fon or wheelin lit ili himself 1 melt an the rest ov the thrum pery 2 think it av him asked a third thi fiure ciure an n he looks caan cac n divil a bit of it chimpf in a fourth hes orly a Atai atal tailors lors lord snip out ont outon on a a spree dont ye see hes doin the chape shame on roared ro ared a fifth jont ye see ree hes only a deck passenger an ark he wants to stretch tret cli cil his tits legs p 3 wid a walk to get the chill ct of the night flight 0 olt wit it ov sem lem m fa th darby an ilg ill il a thine for you yoc lies ties depot got the w wool wooi ool from froin the pig pigs he was alyin lyl aa ni veld r i en on his clohs alwes 1 flattering Flatt Flat terin erins crins rp remark marka 4 truly when the individual complimented happens to td be of the first p person abl ani gular insular aniu anfu and anil ill iii im preson slon sion formed by bi no weana meana repose nw nir N ir it if there ia Is one ons positron po sitTon in F i fe more mop mo moe p rilling Ril gal gat linc than another it is bein made eade made the rhe butt tor for whan when the inner man roan is is anything th i ng but convalescent and abc 0 mg ris and arid tokens decide decidedly div unfavorable S sj felt 1 I and arid it wa was with a bisue fear arof of some more practical jokes following follo winz that f pa pied pled sed up bestle beside the truck on loy toy wax way jo the station go in the froit d dar hr your honor an ill iii brnt brinz the tha thin thing thins lound round th thir away dway nn ariy nril put them into tile the wh ahil il he hewin kiTt one of your eyes eves I 1 did as directed when I 1 arrived on the tile gither hither platform my roy trap traps were ali zill placed in safety so i ended the porter 5 or a rp ile he turned it round lehu leisurely rely reis in his hand baud and anti t hed then said sald dafa abe yott 1 l like me to wheel ern eln eca era a all ail I 1 the way to dublin for acu icu ivf iff im richt lesire desire 9 was wai r 11 PI V 10 oi 1 1 tiou tio lit ait vou you it hl V sald 51 said 11 h hi e ifor for you yott e g vrn ven me a fl too in ch 1 f if I 1 hise hive you can keep it said I 1 1 magnani ino mn anity tty u ity ay 1 1 1 Tan Ti atik kyou you for fur he lie returned with a hugi lugi D di vou want any more mv man arrah arnall Ar rali nall an rna to b sur surp I 1 desure do sure an ail I 1 its itt only hurn hugg hogg in in vou are I 1 u insured him I 1 had hal no such stich ambition I 1 why thill thin iii its i cu oil to be arhar azhar red ted to in iok loik lok a dalint glai av whiskey in in the face af tr tr a inari mura d dirty tw wid a hole in lri iri i ar the hirv luibil rui bil 1 l ff fy hullm th til arns arl F fu av 1114 bi dy w a cart loa loi iov lov dinv inv I 1 hinry ri the hill hlll I levant L bolc her here now and he turned him hirn eif elf e 1 lv round rohnl u w til itil his ins nce face vas was a gain kain h fore ine ire this is all thais thata len led av me tha that P j ih 1 I 1 conor help that 9 I 1 said celtina vetting into a first ile lle calel at me the ard en rail rall that hit arp are ar elected oil ori ile ilie fie platform for fits tits fhe ibe purpose of keep 1 aig ns 81 uch cus otnes at a proper di die d q tance I fillol that ain aint bour place I 1 where eise else then I 1 ak mildered li under ilip tile ax lethree an tile tire sooner youre there the bet beather ther 1 I 1 drew in iri mv head ead pad fia fin findus that I 1 was vas doubly fooled and wa vt t ciona clona the tile door dor don behind me roe w when hen lie he op poached approached the window and said t why thin thio sure you yon aint a eoin coin orf off in that away give tv m a iiii ti ii ali fl to t drink lons ions life to vou yon anthe say go off you like a coat made maee out av a cobweb well what is your charge oais only another yec ym honor in a deprecating tone 11 1 I would nit ax you for it only that my wife is kayin up at a home wid a pair of twins that was only born last night then theres arioth amohr r sixpence six pence nence for you good luck to your honor but its ii 0 o youself has the fist sire an ail I 1 k knew n mv it irps only takina a rise butov out ov me you werf were but yol yoi you uch quell a thing as a copper about you not oni one I 1 ass assure uie voll you the graties is i martial dear your honor and theres seven ov em a at home to feed 1 11 1 help that ive n m more for xoi yoi oi not a bit of fibbi tib bicy cy to pit wit p nit it in the play ins a short abort black oria one see see gee its ils ies in mour mou ruih ruin uirl niti for the last lait whiff that was in it I 1 no nor non that either I 1 answered stay stay slay theres a ci ciar clar ar for you on lont loni ilfe life to byoir honorl otan bian id ill be of it saying which he put it into inlo blit but as suddenly ex expectorating expect nectora orating ting the small port portion ion lon he be had bitten of it lie he shouted shou shon teil with wilh a fearful grimace bad luck to it its pison phon 1 etien tilen give give it back io to me said 1 I at his hig method of treatie tre treating atin my t three penny pennyworth worth not 1 I by my sow howkins kins it ili III 11 do for to kiil kill the she rats rah wid the bell ranz rang ran and tit the train st started aried leavins him behind upon the platform A moment aftel wards I 1 looked out to see where here he be was there he he stood laue laug laughn hnz and exhibiting themo thi money nev ney and cigar to men who had been employed like himel in in similar j ills rijs his impressive ge gave me fully folly to understand that thai he lie did not look on oil me as a paragon nf 4 good ense A I 1 cose cost myself back hack in il the sea spa eaf I 1 heard his opinion as to my general m nt rit audibly pro oui oni icet there was no iii im hii syle style it was wad succinct yet coin coln comprehensive i ve the comparison capable of being I 1 grasped by hip hie int intellect elect these were the words worda poor poon devi hes iles at as green gren as a gosling I 1 |
