Show WILL-YU- STAN DELAPLANES 70 01 POST CARD Up ' watch nni and when I went out to in' the severing I I t was the us grow ! 8 m PiPWE HAVE A f'WFUNIODAV I IN 'TL-- 1 WORLD ( 17 PLAEP WB ) n " I f by I F - t j 1 : JACOBY ON BRIDGE By Oswald Jacoby NORTH A 97653 V J107 CrftIjze line: "Hurray!") Well that's the way it goes I even noticed a small thing in the California papers about the Flor ida orange crop : That was out in my day Florida oranges were not spoken of 2$ except possibly as a substitute for RCUMD THE WORLD OGDEN V eows-T- WB so - fly spray STANDARD-EXAMINE- R OGDEN UTAH TUESDAY EVENING JAN 29 1963 17 TO YOUR GOOD HEALTH (SOT TO BE ( J Kerosene's Risky Remedy for Cough M near froze get watchword the papers California the biggest The state has now grown Gone state on earth has been cold as are the orange groves Gone are a well digger's memories Is this the apricot orchards Going are the rolling green pasture lands unusual? 'A dozen years ago the Califor- with the white Herefords against nia journals (lying on the cold the long blue sky Gone "are the cold ' doorstep) would never have days admitted guch weather In this interesting situation LI'L ABNER iFor California journalists 'the the biggest state on earth can now I winter winds were laden with the afford HAVE A to admit what every shiv I ALUWE NEEDS JS A START CPAIN IM'TN1 ' RE I I I AN'MOSCOW-HSGOOD A promise of spring Flowers it's! I UP mAT? II ering school boy knew-baI l TIMFl S TOWKJ S bloomed year round in a Paradise cold outside! of climateOur fingers may have This could nqt be done in the been freezing but our hearts were old days Allow that an orange warm and gay was frosted and Florida news"Come t California land of papers blossomed out with headeternal suiishine!' Those were lines: the ads we sent the shivering CALIFORNIA FREEZES East IN COLD WAVE i Lured by such siren songs of This caused great consternation summer a great many people in our journalistic youth — when came to California breezes were balmier and cold This has made it the most popl-- type was warmer ulous state of the nation We sat back and bit our lips This is what every California and waited until hurricane season DOTTY "" Chamber of Commerce was aim— ' " T"i rr U S Boy did we let them have it ing for FLORIDA LASHED — Ti--v BUT IT PlPNT USSP YOU WWS2E I WAS' BY HURRICANES (We should have added another oave gerard By Dr Joseph G Molner Dear Dr Molner: As a child and teen-agI was given kerosene and sugar for a cough Patent medicines were ineffective I now have the same problem with my children Is kerosene By Al CAPP harmful? It never seemed to hurt "safety" label on something I know to be dangerous in some cases See my point? er Dear Dr Molner: What kind of examination would I have to go through before my doctor -could tell if I have an overactive- thyroid gland? Would I have to go me—TH to the hospital? Would the treatKerosene is a hydrocarbon and ment an operation medicine or CA?H EOOlE RICKCTmACK! Y IT WAINT RlSIM'—WS ) chemicals of this class are toxic shots?be — AH I UOW mMF' TUPT KACH JK1TA1 Kl rK IS FALLIM'f Years ago we did a lot of AH n i?iki' O ai i tie m'iTCO iudiuilC I j things we wouldn't do now be- USUAL READING cause then we lacked some of our The usual test is a "BLMR" or nnoeonl tnmirlulffA basal metaboism reading which I know that a lot of kerosene means that you go to the doctor land sugar has been swallowed in the morning withovt having and didn't do any detectable harm eaten and allow time to anything but there is an element of dan- - lis still for perhaps half an hour jger in it for some individuals before the test The test itself inToday's cough mixtures (both volves a few minutes of breathing tiie patent medicines and prea tube after which the scription ones) are so much more through doctor can measure the rate at effective and safer that I would which use you up oxygen avoid the risk of potentially dantest Another called a "PBI" or gerous ones protein-boun- d iodine test done FURTHER EXAMPLE with a small blood sample is reas being more specific B buforo tune of To give you a further example garded my reasoning take the famous And there are still more intricate —— and tragic thalidomide matter ones involving isotopes 1 v Thalidomide it was found after By and large no you won't TO ( OLDER IT TAkSS j wfft widespread use in Europe and have to go to the hospital any--ONS LONGER in Canada and a little leak- - way not for the first couple of some WTH j into the United States turned tests age not- to j out to be very dangerous Treatment depends on the case: the users themselves but to babies Radioactive isotopes sometimes whose mothers took the drug in or surgery to remove part of the the early weeks of pregnancy gland In many instances one of The result has been several the "antithyroid" drugs can be thousand tragic births— deformed used effectively taken by mouth children But there are also thousDear Dr Molner: Can persons ands of mothers who took thalidomide and yet had normal babies who have had syphilis but been disUsing a drug and having no ill treated for it transmit the ease Could or infect else? anyone effects is not proof that it is harmless Kerosene in this instance is they ever become infected again? a "drug" It is a chemical of —Mrs L D active and sometimes dangerous With proper treatment patients X McEVOY and STRIEIEL in suitable time can be sure of properties j not giving the disease to anyone It harms some people Others — — SWUM can take it within small limits else But yes they can get it I without harm but too much ker- - again I V 1 1 XAi-hl-? INTUC II I Bi icikjcc: a ruAimvve I o Hemorrhoids cm bo cartel If troulosene could well even be fatal bled with fluvres fistulas irthino no' other rtctol problems write to Dr Medicine is not an exact sciin core of this newspaper reence It may never be We have Molner questing a copy of the booklet "THE to abide by the percentages or REAL CURE FOR HEMORRHOIDS" enclosing long risks or whatever you cal it stamped and 90c m coin to cover and as a physician I can't put a envelope printing and handling f j ' s ii ! ! Jf s just -- We competed with Florida for J4 weather citrus fruits and satisfied 4AQ2JEAST new residents WEST It was a war in which rival 4kK10 4k None San Francisco and Los Angeles Q92 V654 MB joined hands against the common DIXIE DUGAN 7 AK 9653 enemy 876543' !!!! I Ml — — What has happened to that cold f 1 j SOUTH (D) war? (It gets cold sometimes in ' I' 5 iVM !iV HELLO— AAQJ8 42 V I I IGAl — 5HP'S K1PW Florida too you know) VAK83 When are the you biggest state Q2 you can't bully the tenth state 48 North andi South vulnerable And more's the pity I say It was a lively battle Some of the iovi South West North East 1 1NT 2 4k gone out of lite Pass 4 Pass Pass Pass jnas I can't even find much of the "V Opening lead— 4 K ' old war between Los Angeles and ( San Francisco (It aws whipped up in a columnist vs columnist thing in a national magazine re cently but it had more of a feeling of being an exhibition match) The practice finesse is one takThe problem is that we are a en purely to see if finesses are chain of towns— each bridged by working for you and not with any suburbs By WI HAMLIN The population people figure ALLEY OOP idea of gaining a trick West cashed the ace and king that within 10 years the whole 1 t— ii ! 11 of diamonds against South's four coast of California will be one big ALL THAT PRATTLE A 1 SO THE KAMAR IS AWR1GHT WE'VE WELLVOLI CAM HAVE IT OHYES I I I HERE AS A SUITOR J ABOUT HIM BEING I BEEN OVER ALL spade contract and shifted to the city The biggest city on earth in (REMEMBER? ) DIP LOSE BACK JF VOL CARE TO J wu-I I ini-- u I M &lTAIM-- l w I ULI UM S IVIT ini V jack of clubs South remarked the biggest state on earth IT LJ Jl II II JU I Ih K I then j "This should be a good time to Say "ah" in Los Angeles andi I V nMn dragokiwheki all — didnit t? dragon I i v I i i ur jva rikc t itieii take a practice finesse West sur- San Francisco finishes "choo!" a It's kind of togetherness we ely holds the king of clubs" Instead South went up with dum- never imagined Not in the wide my's ace and the contract went open days when Los Angeles right out the window A spade sneered at San Francisco And lead disclosed that West held San Francisco looked down its both missing trumps He needed peninsular nose at Los Angeles j them for his overcall Ana ootn nated Florida South took his ace and threw "West in with the king but West IT exited with the king of clubs South ruffed this trick went over to dummy to discard one heart! M dui eveniuany naa to lose a VlI TUP 1 n nirv itpnnirt COM TUflMC heart finesse to West's queen Had he i finessed earner South could have cashed the ace of clubs I COULD BE I T TWINS LIVE DRESAND j I T CAN WHAT A GAL TAKE 1 and discarded one losing heart I TWINS HASN'T J BUT ONE ALWAYS then ruffed the deuce of clubs WITH JAN AND SHE'S Jfl A° I ALWAYS BEEN S DOMINATES EVEN IF JfSTlLL THE SWEETkill ''Ml II Then he could have played the ¥i ace and? another spade This would put West in with the king of spades and he would either have to lead away from his queen of "The only thing I can underhearts or give South a ruff and stand about him is his I I 11 I 1 j i I Practice Finesse Could Have Won THE WORRY CLINIC I Stage Fright Love Not tti Real McCoy 1 Marsha M 29 has been mar them the typical stage fright feelried for 10 years ings 'Dr Crane" she confessed "I Because they are thus emotionfell in love with my husband and more excited than when kissally have been reasonably happy since ing their legal mate they often our wedding day 'But our marriage seems to be imagine they are physically more rather a complacent stodgy af- attuned to the stranger fair That is malarky! "And I married so young that LOSES EXTRA PUNCH I missed a lot of the fun that other girls obtain They would find that the strang'For within a year our first er's kiss would lose its extra exbaby arrived Thus I was busy citable nature if they married him washing diapers when other girls and then got those kisses as a of my age were out on dates So the past few months I have steady diet For it isn't love that is involved become rather melancholy Rein Marsha's case but the stage while out was husband cently my of town I accepted a date with a fright cluster of emotions that fasten to the stranger's stolen salesman j 'And when he kissed me I just kisses 'tingled all over and got butter- - Besides Marsha is in the most j flies in my stomach dangerous age for women She is a victim of what I call j "Yet I don't feel that way when '29 panic! the me do so you my husband kisses think I should get a divorce and For when women reach the age of 29 and then see that terrifying marry this salesman? 30th to seem we be far better "For birthday looming ahead they to each other frequently get scared adjusted physically" And is doubly so if they that STAGE FRIGHT LOVE married and thus missed young Marsha is confusing stage fright much of the romantic thrills of with true love dates dances and parties which A stranger's kiss is always more other girls obtained who deferred exciting than that of the mate to marriage till later whom you have been happily mar So girls like Marsha may re ried for many years gard the age of 30 as putting them For the stranger's kiss involves on the shelf By lank Leonard mystery novelty and those other They figure romance will then emotional factors involved in stage be behind them so they try to fright have one )ast fling before old age When you suffer from stage stifles all the thrills ' you get butterflies in your fright Husbands send for the booklet GET HIM AGAIN— THERE5 K : and feel hot all over as "Sex Problems in " stomach TX NO DOUBT ABOUT j Marriage" en1 well as trembly ) IT NOW V a long stamped return enThat is true whether you are to closing V velope plus 20c for it will help sing your first solo or make your banish a woman's '29 panic withinitial speech in public out clandestine kisses Alas many married couples also (Always write to Dr Crano in care of lose perspective when they steal the Ogden enclosing a long stamped addressed envelope and a clandestine kiss 20c to cover and printing costs for one of his booklets) For that strange ki-- also gives when you send typing I ' 1 I r 7 I ii I no-tru- LAUGH 1 A OFF A Aftf mXiI SKoLINi3FJANS discard liking me!" 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