Show WILL YOUNG ryer ETER BE ne RICH nich it has become very much the fashion nowa now a days to say oll oil young bullion will be rich when h hka hla s father dies and to understand thereby that Y oung young bullion is sure to be rich one of these days daya but the proverb concern concerning ilig a slip alip slip between the cup and the lip holds rood vod in this case ak a in all ol ot herrand young bullion may die before old bul ion does in which ease case are he would never become rici rid in this worlds gnos goob at any rate nor is his chance of divna living so much greater than ihan the govi covi governors nors as he lie s him as may be at the first glance ima lma imagined Lined suppose old bullion to be finy five years team cf of age young bullion twenty five old bu bullion llo ili 1 on is adank director young bullion is eloiie one of the bhays bh old bullion tur turns ns in every night at ten young jg bullion is on a time till alm 4 M balance of or health is in favor of old bullion old bullion takes a glass of brandy and water and dont eat pat anything before going to bed young bullion devours oysters woodcock broiled chicken at horribly indigestible hours I 1 and drinks champagne and scotch ale till he blesses the man that invented soda eoda water when he wakes wates up next morning balance of health in favor of old bullion again O oid od d bullion eroes goes down to the bank in an omnibus nebout 10 A it dr about the same time limp young bullion is going it with a fast horse to the great race incurring the danger of being run over of being run away withy with and of running over somebody else eise and getting spilt balance of safety in favor of old bullion hold if old bullion receive a challenge he would forthwith have the sender fender bound over to keep the peace pence if it young bullion receives one ona he 6 goes out and runs the chance of a bullet in his thorax you dont find old bullion promenading very often the gout wont allow it young bullion is i all tile the time on a tramp over sidewalks under which are steam engines across streets where over are arc frequent old bullion dont doni dont donl go traveling bullio bullion n i is 2 on t the he move all summer and arid steamboat up and railroad collisions are frequent nowadays now a days balance of or safety safely still in favor of old bullion old bullion ii is never out after dark young bullion like cats travels principally at night and stands a very fair chance in the present state of society Foci ety of having his head and a slung blung shot mint acquainted serne sc me dark night old bullion has ti against him thirty years and the gout young bullion has the risk of late hours champagne suppers ts fast fust horses pistols pistola and coffee for two I 1 street crossings boiler bursting railroad amish ups and fractured cra era so the chances you yon see are not so very much in young bullions favor after all waverly magazine |