Show More amore Ways mays of ng a Cat 1 Than Choking it With Cream Three men with big feet and dif differentiated t tempers produced an in incident incident In a South Temple street car carthe the other morning which led the tho thinking portion or of the passengers to ruminate upon the theory ot of cause and effect The car was well loaded with busi business business ness men on the way to their offices A bIg fat man who fairly radiated good hu humor humor mor got on at Third East and made his wn way alon along the crowded aisle looking for tor a seat scat A dyspeptic Individual had his face faco burled buried in a morning newspaper and amI a pall pair of elongated kicks which occupied a goodly portion right of wa way And that was where all the trouble came in Beg pardon sir sirs Im sure suro said the tho fat man IS as lie he stumbled over tho Impediment furnished by the tho dyspeptic tic Our big feet will get us UR into trouble once In a while and he beamed cheerily upon the object of his address Why h the deuce dont you OU look where youre ouro going growled back the hypochondriac The ho smile from the face or of the big man and one or of pained surprise succeeded It He said nothing further but made his wa way to the other end ond or of the car where he found a seat The Tho silence was loud Shortly afterward the tho door near the bl bin follow tollow was opened and n a belated business man out or of breath from his strenuous endeavor to catch the tho car lurched In and was almost jerked oft his feet as the motorman threw her wide open The newcomer Immediate Immediately ly proceeded to trample over the feet or of the big follow fellow who had evidently not from his previous m en encounter counter count l There was nn an ominous cloud on his features as the business busine s man recovered his hh balanco Sorry old man ho S gasped Sped as ho he hoot got ot his breath and beamed jovially on the biG man But Ir if youve got gotto ot otto to have such small feet that a fellow cant see them why youve got to take the consequences The frown disappeared from flom the face faco or of the fat man like magic He pushed along and made mado wa way for the new newcomer newcomer comer all right he returned with witha a smile You stepped on a pet of mine but if furnish a carriage to get me to the office well call quits And In two seconds they were d din in an earnest discussion or of the Lloyd George Georgo bud budget ot controversy The They both got ot of off at Second South and Slain Main linked arms arms and strode stroda sturdily oil orr toward their offices Which goes to show remarked a philosopher who had witnessed the tho that thorn thore are more ways was or of killing a cat than by choking It with cream |