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Show , , , . , , - , , , 11- i i : A-- .11tursday; Octoba 27, 1949.- I thi On . - Lighter Side- Going to School? Take This Advice By Henry MeLemortA The newspapers tell me that any ei:G. I. who isn't enrolled by July 23, 1931,, will have forfeited his chants for a free education a; provided for in the O. L Bill of Rights. Naturally, r am not going to miss this opportunity to gain wisdom at Mr. Whisker? expense. Before July 25, 1951, rolls around I will be seated behind a detk , . )11. fully equipped with pen and pencil '41 4 '"' . I set, lined tablet, eraser, and a week's 4 .. supply of spitballs.- , .'" 7 , . At the moment T am not deed sure .. I am going, to study, ,Ever since 4N . what ' , . I got out of the Army. I hive thought. ' i,,,, ' ''t about the 'subject in whit - I should ' :1' Major. l,,.' i" ! ' e Taxidermy, Maybe? ' ., . t ...Rm. I leaned toward taxidermy, first At .00 , , there being so many of my acquaint- , ,, ' t,, ances whom I would delight in stuff- ,, .007 lk ing and hanging over the mantelpiece. ' , .., Later, I seriously considered such I , i . , as embalming, the tying of subjects .... ,A trout flies, the milking of Brahma 'IAI steers at rodeos, the writing of 4 Remy McLemere speeches for cabinet officials, and g at state fain. ' Thank goodness I .didn't waste my time and the government's money on subjects0 like those named above. Because I now know that any man with a grain of sense should study else of three things. Medicine? No. ,Law? Don't)be Ally. Journalism? You snake ,mit laugh. " Only Three Choices -The way this country operates today there are only three great fields of opportunity., One must be either a steel a coal miner or a longshoreman. 'taker, - - Which is the best of these professions? I I have looked into the matter and can telryou that there is little to choose among them However, right at the moments I lean toward learning bow tO be a steel worker. The steel and look as if they workers aren't working at might wangle a deal by 'which the other workers of this country will have to take money out of their pay to guarantee ' them (the steel workers) I pension. That's what It amounts to, and while I am all for pensions I don't see why the steel workers should get tree pensions any more than sheet metal workers, dentists, dog show judges, or what have you. ' t Vacations Often , Longshoremen get longer vacations. They are not called vacations, but strikes. However, the result is the same. When you are ori vacation you are not working, end when you are on strike you are not working...You can fish ;I you want to, browse in the library for hours on end or just At at home with your feet on the table while the old lady cooks chowr f L 5 Coal Miners have the happiness that comes from not knowing what the next day bolds. Most Americans know when they go to bed that tomorrow means another awakening, , another breakfast, another hurried goodbye kiss and another day of work. But not the coal miners. Thanks to John L. Lewis, tomorrow to a coal miner may mean a day off, a free check, a chance to throw rocks and taunts at fellow citizens. almost anything. Variety is the spice of life. Certainly It is , Ayr a coal miner. ' -So I am going to study one of these three professions. What Is the use of working when you don't have to?' . strIbuted by McNsught Syndicate, Inc.) , Is r . ' ' t'a '1. I 9 - . 9 ' - i , (Continued From Page A-The result has been that production costs have grown so high that even increased exports have BIRMINGHAM, Ala. (AP) done the country no good. They marThe Ku Klux Klan was linked world in cannot compete kets. directl with hooded mob wetlyThe British crisis, in fact, is ities by testimony of two Klan worse than it has ever been. Mr. members at the trial of Coleman measures to Attlee's halt the danger only streu this A. (Brownie) Lollar, charged with flogging while masked. tact. In the last 41 hours with the Lollar, a former special deputy exception of the Labor Party sheriff, is the first of 18 men to in London, the Daily tried on various charges after journal wave, of night riding violence true hails opinion public fiecting I Labor area this condemned the last May and June. in no uncertain terms and He is being tried for the June it is well that this country should 10 raid on the home of Mrs. be made fully aware of the averMcDanals Hugh as the against age British opinion Labor government's grandmother. A hooded mob excuses and general proPaganda, broke into her home, man- and dragged her gays The Daily Mall , half-heart- ed r ZTi eye-wa- sh V 1' z A-,- - 1 r - I , b.it I -- , Ntws KwXlux Klan ILinked Directly to aNight Ride 1) - , Melk-- , Vivian 1 mum THE . - 7 , . I ' - , , I . , Lake City, Utsa : '4, Imr.- Vows To' Fight , . testified he attended a meeting of the Adamsville, Ala., Klan, after which "about 30 or so" hooded and robed men drove to the McDanal home. Howton's testimony followed that of Boyd Killingsworth, who also identified himself as a member of the Adamsville Klan. Killingsworth repeatedly was asked whether Lollar was one of the 1,1:teliledd group. He temstifbeledr" he not r whether Lollar attended the June 10 Klan meeting, and did not know which of the members participated in the McDanal raid. Directed Traffic Killingsworth said he remained on the Birmingham-Jasp- er Stighway to direct traffic, and had no knowledge of what happened inside the house. He was robed and hooded, he said, as were the others in the 10 to 15 automobiles participating. Lollar faces four other charges of flogging while masked and one of first degree burglary, a charge involving breaking and ehtering an occupied dwelling at I night. Held by Sovietsi to TiWBELVIGednRADesd Eay( (AP)The BERILN British-licens- ed Telegraf claimed Thurs- day that Paul Markgraf, notorious. rest Berlin police chief, is under Soviet arrest in a suburban jail. The newspaper alleged Markgra' was seized by Ruisian agents after they had confirmed he was considering fleeing to Western Germany. The former lieutenant colonel in the German forces at Stalingrad was brought here In 1345 by the Soviet government to become police chief of all Berlin. In 1047, city officials accused him of having abducted 5413 Berliners on Communist orders, but he kept his post with Soviet support. - 1 I L, . wing-walkin- mt flThftiflf1 jtvu:stmlatt 1 ... nig)htpromrsnisedal , Ray , ' , I --- A( 1 Yugoslavia. "We know," said Tito, "that In this struggle we are fighting for just cause that will have tremendous historical significance for the future and that this is the true, correct relationship among the Socialist states." Tito sounded this serious note after a day in which a Moscow newspaper accused him of lavishing diamonds on an "American spy," named as the Yugoslav-born Opera Metropolitan Soprano Zinka Kunc Milanov. The singer, interviewed over the telephone, said the story in the Moscow Literary Gazette was lust silly." Tito pledged continued.opposition to the Kremlin's present policy In a speech to a visiting group of Italians who had fought alongside his partisans during the last war. He declared: "We shall fightand we shall I fight enduringly". to prevent 1) cialist countries by a big Social. , ( Vi - . tria that today the leadership of the USSR does not have the right point of view on the further development of Socialism in other 111 j4! - ' ,,, , , - k -- .,4-- '.,'-- i H ,,, N us - t, WIJA : , , Ilttnt itt , 1.99 - , ,, -- ' ., I 3 fair-mind- ed eF,.. , (3' , . 0)0 II . 1 ; 'MU Wicr r , : , A ----- ,. , Jr i i ' ,, , ( r k wog-J In , tug-test- ed l'l --- 1 - I , 19 (: -- ; (AP)--Toky- -v- ,it,,: , 1 , IN.1Z AMCII convicts il , 1 ,17 -- , '- I tween Socialist partners. The Yugoslav leader conceded that "Socialism in the Soviet Union will not fail" because of the Yugoslav fightt against the Kremlin policy. Socialism, Tito said, Is a ret:' ality in the Soviet Unionwe know that. But we also know e1117: I - , 1 lit country.' - This Tito termed a breech la. the development of relations be. GuAaANTEEN , . - 4, &ACr; ) Truckers Elect President Prisoners - -- Li non-politi- cal - 1. - J - .. ' - GREAT WATCH VALUES! 1 f., ' sia. ct Russia's leaders, said Tito, "are "fight enduringly" against followiti al policy of imcondia' Russian attempts to dominate tional- subjugation of small So. syaitli) -- i Yugoslavia'i subjugation bp' Rua. where she countries of the world." The Daily Mail, one of Eng- hanotthdleadt groeul,). Mn. burning. land's great journals, writes:' Lollar as one , "The hour has struck, the toe-s- in Population Rises e has sounded;But instead of a Agree Atteupte o's TOS'i0 ' The two Klan witnesses popu- -. serious boom. from the one-to- n gave lation was 3,910,701 op Sept. 1, bell, the nation hears a noise similar accounts of the events the metropolitan government anrather like the rattling of a peb- of the night of June 10. nounced Thursday. One of tilem, ble in a tin can. After Minister? Pete Howton. was an increase of this340,709 measured warnings, the &Mon still was on the stand when court I I Jan. 1. was braced, tonsAd:itibv611-for I adjourned Wednenday. Howton heroic shocks. They have not , come. Once again, the government has shirked an unpleas- I I ant duty and run away from e I grave situation." I Z 1 toD tato...:1-:117The Daily txDress.e- as even I bigger paper tlian;-thDaily Mail says: Mr. Attlee' s statements of cuts to be made ba the natinn'a spendIl."1"...17- 1.-- r, I ing had I , of any public declarebuildup ' tion from the --it is the higgesi.i1;:I "We were led to expect terIrible - things. Statesmanlike frowns- had clouded Minister? brows foe weeks past; strong ma olution rang through every speech; It was going to be tragic. IIATIONALLY ADVERTISED AND cruet Yet, when the Prime SIMi liter takes off the cotton-wo-ol wrappings, what is revealed? A bit zharn Not at all. A 'I -- penknife." I - 1-Liberal Comment II 11' ,, , The very liberal News Chroni- I , , .4.1 , I cle says: Nn I V.."T.1:Wipo. ' - , P't i ) , :Mr. Attlee has a gift for antiNk 1 climax. It would be too harsh to 171-.' describe the Prime Minister's '1444Is . .41 ; cst-:ItN-214 program as 'death by a thousand . ' cuts,' but if 4he rew trulality is J ;0001111Zi,not eseadly, neither is it inettor41 it ft: I , ' sting The government is gambInt on I ling penny pointa" I Daily CPraphie, She paper i I : of the more responsible type of , I4 housewife, writes: r(1)N , 41, e, ich , "What Mr Attloa vivo unit -11" dr ' : . ' tieOS 1444 , not some N,. , tt6' , shoulder, but merely an exhibik sit-' New tion of shadow boxing. Be said - ., ,.... tc,41t. ,, from. Page A-(continued LL'I , , , ' '', ,40', . -- - ' 4,, nothing likely to impress on the t . ., . Le' BOSTON (AP)The American country that we are in the tightthe arsenal' door , Iteyt to open to 0,,,, I , I, t. e'.:008"40 of, guns and Trucking Associations lne., elect- est of tight. corners. 4 and took a quantity . ,f , , 1 "We must prepare ourselves .44NC ed Henry E. Inglish of Dallas, tt'lyt. ;'Av, 4"..:.. I. . ammunition. , - '7. . . o Texas, president at the closing for the continuing crisis to pass i . ..- - ' ' ' pr'.,,, Vse Guard As Shield ' . '... ' P tyl session of its annual convention into a more dangerous phase in 4, . I , V , ' 't .h':.:L, .'447., the near future." handcuffing Lynch,. 'the Ingo Wednesday. , l.'2-I t ',44 ''',. ,,,A1 n One of Greatest 'N' ih. - marched in single file tortion, Baas!) is president of the f -rWiriatiglie 7 Ball Motor Freight, Inc, of I One of the greatest I fashion toward the gate house red journals. the Manchester .. ,.:,,v ,,, with Lynch at Ow bead of the Guardian say: ,7,,,.. 7"'; , ' 4,S, , oii.:,..., i'' '.:-,,,.,.' . ' N ,. n' " . V a pistol In his back, all line, the of painful history ':At6;717) ' :1,).--,One of the ?P'RIC 'SY Sutton controlling the elect:kat. I Joseph Langford, 25, Bellefonte, I no opportunity has been missed 74N, ten years for robbery; Wil- I more thoroughly than was yesleNlo4 WJiJE.ZZJ '1Ch pet., gate and the parade ' lie Edwards, 28, Satsumas Ala., terday's. Sobe'r men, moved out Into the open. watching cs4,1 Tower Guard Raymond Pritdi.. one year for obtaining money Britain and the sterling area ."ard spotted the men, but with- - yoder false pretenses and three running straight and fast to bald Ore until the convicts years for prison break; ;Me W. bankruptcy, still cannot think , ' shoved Lynch aside and ran. Palmer, 18, Georgia, 12 yean for that the crash, with all its un' : Then he tired a burst of bullets robbery; Victor Bryson, 29, Min- employment and misery, will ok 0 04 . but apparently none struck, the quadale, Del., robbery; Edward come. They will believe that we , .91 ' A Ernst, 25, Wilmington, four years shall surely change course in A ' sow, fleeing men. 4 0 , Elliott-said-O-ne ( 4 --571 ,of - the men for robbery, and Edward L time, but it is a belief that gets ("4411e.,40.4 f , sI came to his house, only two Hardy, 13, Wilmington, harder to bold as each opportunY4eAll'olw' blocks from the prison, and said months for- - breaking and enter- ItY to change enures is passed , NePalmer and Miner are ing. his companion was htiured. with falter runa in the hardly Mon's Gold ner's steps." ; 41 went out with him," Elliott II,wa, , Expansion Band Langford and Bryson escaped said, wand a man was lying on The Financial Times, another , r. sidewalk.- The other. fellow from ths prison last June but world-famoto Match -the writer paper ' . helped him to his feet and were recaptured a short , time "If further evidence had been " TZX F- -3 , belped, him Into the back of my later, police said. required that the present Gov." ' ear., But they both acted so ernment, clinging to its last days uervous I got suspicious. I of power, was totally inadequate we better, caU an ambu. to the national emergency, it is (fibt I Ikte;tis given lance." , , in Mr. Attlee's statement." . . r., CIMMEMB r , . Buy On Layaway r, The London Times ' Shoved lute Car et , Muter tat audit lame et 1' 4, 4 . The London Times, perhaps Cateleatas , , ; ,,, ..,: , man 'Mato the other Pulled atatted et tat post state at Sell lett the most influential. or Christmas! 1P g000n4"(4141 Ratter secerdest W , g pistol and shoved me into the Sttt" and objective paper in the tot W I 31 ISM Isiid I A e )1,,b ear, Elliott said. "My wile saw oveslaw sae Swain IteMeta world, says:, I arsocammos SATES jt: , from ths- - wIndows. and One atontb "The Prime Minister's state- I 1130 didn't screamed. They any. Ms Months (Paid bi Mosses) 117$0 ment has brought his Govern. ONLY SCHUBACHIS GREAT FIVE-STOR- E lay BUYING (Paid In advance) $lide thing until we got about a block OneTheTeas slows rates apply So sorrier is. meet to be judged at the bar not away, then the ens at the wheel livery. Doily rail rates are $100 Ito sly of politicians, but of facts. The . and 114.00 tot ono 9Sillt paid to POWER CAN MAKE SUCH A BARGAIN POSSIBLE! slammed on his brakes and they months admits Wednesday (may had pet vett verdict will be read, as the next Sundae only $un pot Peat sold only told me to get out decisive - -months in the go by, tiny states of Utah. Idaho. Nevada : The escaped convicts, in addi- outside Wasters Wyoming, and Wastato Colotade figures of the balance of payJust look at the beauty of designthe magnificent :. t,.-- i The associated Press b massively tion to Norris, wars identified eauuot styling of these. two in the state of the Nalot vubnolaticoll dI an ments; Id) ton ..,': Nil ' not to areditod got Ono. watches! 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