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So now rollerblades that too, Renaissance Girl and March 17 Happy Saint Patricks Day 10:00 a.m. SNOW Elections 1:00 p.m. Westminster College Earth I I gs front steps and my feet rolled was then I realized that my out from underneath me and basketball hoop needs a new 2) when I tried to do the same net; and, by the way, isnt that thing on the bumper of my car. a safer sport? Ive only broken The latter hurt much worse. one ankle and one finger playDont they make bum pads? ing basketball. As far as I can tell, there Among Heathers many talents is an inane knack for are only two ways to stop skating who knew? I got out when you are wearing plastic there and wobbled steadily things with wheels on the botdown the driveway while the tom. Well, three if you count little twerp skated circles crashing into something, but around me the whole way. lets not consider that an She did figure eights while I option. First, you can jump tightened the toe latches on onto the grass which you have She was previously positioned yourhave my rollerblades. the spinning around on one foot self strategically next to. The decide when I discovered there is a lawn is your friend! This hit the pavement. Literally. slight dip before the garage technique is simple to do, Thats how it felt to me at door that makes you roll, com- - easy to begin skating from least. In all truthfulness, I off balance, into it. again and if you fall ... its just Eletely fall that much first She just grass. didnt my laughed. I to was going too time out slow and being too careful to do much damage at all. Basically, I was being a wimp, but I fell only twice: 1) when I was trying to sit down on my laughed. So much for respecting your elders. The one time she did fall that first afternoon was in a collapse of giggles inciwhen I had the ill-fat- ed dent with the car bumper. The alternative is more difficult to explain. You lean on the toe 01 one foot while turning the other away so that you spin around in a small cirIt cle. This version of stop is my sisters favorite. My version of this stop is an absolute disaster. I learned this on Day Two of spring break and I still have the bruises to show for it. In many ways it reminds me of learning how to drive a stick shift. Sure, its easy to shift into second when you are coasting down a slight incline On at about 10 mph. rollerblades, I also rely on the cracks in the pavement and the lack of any breeze. I will keep at it, though. I will not let my baby sisters proficiency get the better of me. She can laugh and tease me, she can retell crash stories at the dinner table, she can even tell my friends I dont care. She just better look out when its finally warm enough to play basketball. After all, shes only about 410. & |