Show w Hazing Wrong Not on Your Life Says a Sophomore oe X X 00 1 11 00 00 6 t 1 6 L Li LJ I A ii 1 p r r i I Ip II f fr r p I i I P Pt t t t y y y tk I Ij j r y L I wd Fri eJ y a M I x Y j Y P w i r rb J I IY b t r f fx x J I It J t i r I I t 1 t I II J 4 1 iv I t fc I r 1 1 I 1 JUST UJ THE rii BATTLE BATTU AT THE UTAH UNIVERSITY U OF U J SOPHOMORES READY FOR FOlk TilE THE DIG BATTLE U OF U FRESHMEN WITH THEIR FLAG io Ot o i J Aj 0 AY y do o you remember r the tho SAV S that Willi kicked up UI Just u ut t before bre whim some iome Columbia tried to 10 extend nil fin Inn finn to 10 that fresh Gould Gouk kid kiti to Attend their dinner Well what do Io you think thinkA A lot of ot people who never went nl to col coll tezo l iQ nod and nil til the Iho fond parent of ot main nuin been bern around ever saying laying what an III u awful thing h hz hu z 11 lt IB ta arid and It ought tu to be bo stopped owl the Uie are arc l to l let t tV V It go an on Oil anti and we t Me lIe ju JUHt t the molest most 1St boys boye In tho the world orld So 80 there Pay they dont know what whet talking about and lint what If moro more th the y be talking now If the I nil tried to take ony nn other oilier fresh I but oung Gould ouid right Just Juet be ho because cause it wee wan louW everybody dy in the IlInd talked They Thoy havu heard u 1 t word ord about the It If Iii th freshman had beam beun be n Jon H ur or I r Smith 01 or tome iOme other I nn nil the side hit What I vant ant to tu My say MIl Is II l that In II nil all right I I If tt tin parents or Ant mam only knew It hazing nil on con 1 dueled on the linen I III ell laid 1011 down by ban lne made mil do a man of ot many manya n a who when hen he left home lionie Would have Jumped halt half way out nut of ot otI MB I skin akin and yelled I If It you had said ald to him hini In broad broud day Unlit light nori IT MAIm MAKK MIN MEN MID In Is Rood good for tOI a 1 lot of ot other too hut but first let lei me show you what s hut I 1 menu mean when n I cay ay y ItI ite Mno IIno for to I nakin over Iver Into men There wn wite Willi u a kid entered college with mo me lint year who vh was wan Jut juet ju t tho little lady youve ever I I lAId eyes on m Why once when wed ved to point paint the college tune I lit night with our CIRA caei nil year oar ho h pot got up tip l In meet In and mild cold coldIn EldIn in Just JoeL tho the VOICe Mother lother Mot he I toll lold mo me not to break tiny any I nf or it tho the college colles rule and I tear r nr Ill be breaking a n college rule It I help heir you 01 OU lit the fence So I hope hone you help I Ii ex excuse exIBe ruse cuse IBe mo 1110 let me stay clay In ihy 11 room tonight Mother mild What do doeK H mother Know about rule rulee Why It MO wo pointed painted that fence wed weil we I broken brokel i v college euIlee tradition und unu out oll In III the eye eel of ut the tue whole body lud hod HIU the faculty cult too Hay Ho do you know thAt Hint the Iho prof who do en 11 awful lot of ot talk in about hazing for or offet or t WIllie while they Wink tho the Oilier r Iye eye ye Ht ot in uc I ar are every cery bit UR ne great to tradition no Is III V o l n 11 ro tight Corner Corel orner one oneo of ut o cm oni Im with wih Hi thi In anti and lel see en what hell he I nay coy 1 Ill JI bet het hell he I ny icy IlY N Hm thing thil otter after lter the Ihl style 11 of ot Pr Irle Irele le Hutler Buter of lt Columbia when h I he wn WI ticked that rumpus lie I sAul rAhl won nil tU 11 right hut but the boy hOYK ought to keep It I from frol rout tile public or to tn Unit that off effect eel Hut ahou t Unit hut I mu Ho 10 I Ia Foaled lil his fate then Ihen Ild there thele tilt did Mien N Ice tyers That Thil night h n a halt half 1111 of who felt eleM ft It our II by b I having uch H li I Ilc little Itle lady 1111 UK tic l und 1111 e iid not II earIng to toul unit talt ul the went 16 t I Mint I Myers room rom gut got through HIB Ih door dool by hy putting II lt tn our ur weight against It I persuaded the frightened kid hId to erise rl from ruin hI touch and tid then lien I him hll nn Oi III the Ihl table beside bU hil student lump handed hOI II him hll whit tho ui WI It II of itt If n el id hl was waH a ii lose 10 i t i ic and I thread aUd needle le Idle Id t him him hi I to tf Hit get et to work wont like Uke the III hue 1110 girl he 11 MIDNIGhT He lIe tl not got work It I took him ten len in minutes I mi leg to hook hOI the alt mt ne I I I I I heaven hn he wn wa mt nt fo 10 Pt I lccy 11 a IU as M tt 1 hid nn l Ihen ho he tArlet to do ilo bl lick ro pH Lord only olly knows why wity the woman gave vt un uc u black I thread WI e let him hin struggle for An nn hour him on when hl hi Dillon nf of or spent pent too tOl long a time his hid from froni frn which he tie diew drEw blood every oley or HO MO Then one of ofus ofus us UI tok tho the from Ml Myers I en hand hAndl all nd wo we nil all 11 examined It ly Iy and II tim HI inari lar and HO ao IO on ott 01 but all ni that thaI tied hud done ilone urh line Una Ino work It look arty Iny more like ce n it roe roie thAn lion my cai that ho he ought to the 11 pier So we 10 net cot him to work vork again alln and anti he worked and prick pricked od ed hit hl und end nicked cm cut el anti and c g r t blood oil all oi over oel the rotes ros until mid midnight Ihl midnight night Ve We left lef him then otter wed vati curried him to 10 lied hE In our Arms anne anti fondly anti gently tucked him hIn In anti III tad lInt bin hll and said Sweet dream darling to him The rhe rh next Jay day the tho cl s hAil had mother another to tA arrange for tor that fence tonco expedition Wed no sooner oon r up lip the and the tIme reading of ot the Ih minutes and Ind got KOI ot down to te the Iho real realI H of or the tho day dl when up ur Mis ls Mr he ho nays MS In a n voice that was WIS fur for train from ladylike Ive ve been thinking mattere over oer over ovel night nl hl and tind If tt Its Is not II too late lute Id lt like to have the tho on the tho committee I refused roulet yes yesterday yesterday eB ALL A I I For a 1 minute we all 1 Hat cat paralyzed Wo o looked for tor such quick re Bull Then unite of ot u UI us who 1 hail had hadUk Uk n part In the tho th poising b beo o got Kot our tIO and led lod In a n cheer cr that made MIg Myers blush bluch with VolI ha ho got Hot hack buck on tho time committee and he ht not imol only carried curried n a 1 pot but dill did dida a big hll shore share of at the dobbing and when Porn n one ono proposed that we w paint the theold old OIL dome why Wi that kid Id tho i t t VV fl T X X X I j I lt Il Its r a I Lot of Thins ThIngs He For One Thing If I the Parents Parent of Mamma flays Doy X i K Only Knew new It I hazing H Ha Has Made Mode I a Man of Many a Freshman Froshman Who When He Ho Loft Left Lef Home Would Have j jV I V Half Way Out of Hl Ilie Hla Skin end and Yelled Veiled Mammal If You Vou Had Said Bool to Him In Broad X 1 X This Point la Is Illustrated by the Story of How tho the Sweetest Little Lttie Litte Lady Youve Ever Ivor ver Laid Eyes Eye on W Wa Was I X Made M do Over Into nto I a Lusty Freshman by the tho Simple Expedient of a Ploce of Fancy Work Then Theres Thoros Another X X Good Things Thins That Hazing Hazin j Does Doc and D the Freshmen Graduated with Honors y yX X from High School Schools and Think the tho Whole Show How the Toning Down Is Ii Done Dona 1 I Is Vividly X X And There Is an Equally Vivid Description of the Way In Which Hazing Halna Promotes Prom ta Good Fellowship I X 1 Want Wart More Reasons Why Hazin js a 1 Good Thing You Ask Aik Praxis Hes Hea Winked at nt HazIng Since the tho Sev So Y YX 1 X and Ind Hes Hea One of the Reasons Why Hazing Is Not Wrong Not on Your LIfe LIfeS Y YI y S I n nI I to speak Ik ta mind nd say 55 hed hod do It I and he be did Bie ld he lie had to crawl up upI I i the Ihl steep tide tite a md and hold on by b the tha kin iti ln of or hii hi teeth eath a as he ho put 1907 1007 where whee all the world orld could COli hi see nee We Ve 11 called him MI Myers Iyer then and he l Is one of ot the hon ot ott members of ot our dice claw because hazing made him we eee pe the error ero of or his ways If It It b been n for heIng hn the world t I would h have ve b I been en n afflicted with wih another old 01 woman later on See the tho point 7 Then Ilen theres another r Rood good thing thine thins that does doer More Mora ore than you YOI think come to college collue know leg the whole fheo II graduated with wih honor honors from froni high hh theve told toll their proud proul tel fel fellow tellow telio low io town In their commencement how to 10 conquer the world war li liIn In a 11 minute and pointed out Olt why the theold theold old folks folka lot got ot along better beter tItan than they have been escorted to the railroad station lalon by b their best beat girl girland mind and Ind a n band nfl papa and anti and hugged and omit ell goodbye to the pent coat pet of at learning on the heights and to so they thoy como coma to an IU chock full foil tul of ot conceit as I wan WIH of or and trim about a ft month ago n n Now Nol worse titan than ft it I conceited kid I 1 ll 14 Nothing much and we WO know It I wo we 0 sophe as an lS lSe wo we e look back on our own oln first H r I days and realise what we were and Ant our lucky lucy stars that thi Ju juniore who were then saved save us lS from the penalties of or our conceit So Bo this year lr early earh we 1 time the young oUng Ieno eters who tho ho had cornered all time the know knol edge of ot tho universe and Ind started out to toIle ae save Ile em m We e mo most mOlt t of or Ilem them m and this title Is the way wr a we e did tild It CONCEITED Fn a n country kid leaves leos for tor college his home paper writes him up UI for Cor fair Calr and arid Rive gRe him a 1 typo typographical typographical graphical sendoff endor that makes him out outto outto outto to b be the paragon of ot all al timings s lute Intel Well Veil Wel nearly near all ul the freshmen had bad come from rota small towns for tor some lame reason or other and we sent cent to their home honie newspapers and got copies containing the tho encomiums Then ve we WI went veat titter the 1 with wih cold coh type typo We I United t each ench In turn tum Induced him to mount to 10 time mantel vlee iee In his room rind and while Ihlo clinging with wih his back to the to 10 read over anti Ind over oer attain again what his per Imad to say cay about him As R ho he r rend nd wo so 0 ap a and good word Int It and praised ouch telling point mini ml vociferously agree with time tha writer wrier that the Iho subject would undoubtedly edly edl gain nil all ni the honors at leg aimi Ild grab on oft on everything overy thing else elso In II sight Right nn Uh u I 1 I guess Ruess U I we Ie made each 1 1 freshman r s I road rent hits his little Itlo piece over 60 10 G timM or more and he lie had hall to rend read It curb euph time as If It he i relished dished It I Ind am put In the lie prop proper er Cr and explain when hen called on how hol he ho attained this virtue Irlue or that IH chunk of or It I was sas WAi nil 11 bitter sit all gall gait to every ever man but every blessed one ole of ot em cm saw Ha I the tte tl error of ot his hi IY and Ind has gone about In all 11 humility ever since Place and Is now no n o 1 decent fellow Out lint what hat If mama had seen her precious boy bo pasted to the wall vall wal the torture of or rending what a I tine fine In bit of or ti Si timan man nuin flesh fesh he Ito Is la Wed have boerl called horrid old ail things sure when nil nl the thelme time we o 0 were the precious boys bOYd bene benefactors benefactors I factors right Well Wel theres theroN another thing thAt uz lags Ings good goat for Cor anti anil tar for the tho way another H It shows shown It reveals you to one ono I tip up the and shows who has lias hll nerve and can UI be depended on In tn the frIendships the emergencies Ind tho the tight corners of at tho the college colee world Men ten I Ind lind nd nil all ni thin out about one another In Inthe Inthe the Inquisition of ot business we cant timid IIII nil all al thin thimi out about one another anther In III inthe the tho duns class room e th the profs NOrl rule rull there or on the athletic field felt because a n aman itman man can be champion hurdler of ot tho the college and the tho worst sort of ot a n on the tho side for till all ul his mates know lOW or orIn orIn orIn In the social life me of or the college because Its ruIl by the Iho laws of at Polite 1110 society so RO were wre to 10 discover all nl thus thin by hy hazing to n II extent such hns ha tIm tho II custom for tor hundred 01 ft of years he lore u 1 us anti and will wi continue U to Ube II tobe be for tOI of ot yearn utter itter UH nit u a I lot of ot reasoning rea for tor a asoph u I soph aint It U But now nov 10 let lot me inc show you yell 01 what that I mean l an WITH WIT l J AH AND Lust Least year when we wo hUll bud been fresh freshmen tro h men about two tt month a CI half hult dozen dozel of or us ua were politely n ked to moot meet leot a alike I alike like number of or In III the tho wools back of at the college at 0 that night ight n With Wih VI thu tea fear i arid a 1 t I na nathe 18 the novel sU we met fiat them and tutu were told loll that the solute ophe purposed el being bellI our omit 01 beets h for tor the time next few fOW hours hour tint would give Rhe u UI us sonic lively entertain entertainment ment tent according to college tradition and did tilt we 1 want to Join the tho Great Gret of ot the Circle or of the Knights Freezer We Wo said we did then we were wee blindfolded anti and ant led heaven hOIen only onh knows klows whore where and at nt lust last were weN made lude to stand still and Ind told tol that we wo were going to havo our cot teet und and arms anne bound bund Well Wel ell there thero was Wis a tight away and Ill Il bet those thoRO poplin got not some somo hard knocks knock they thoy looked It next day nay but at last they got us ua tied up anti 1111 before b toro we knew It wa wo wore tere ere rolling down dOII a C bare steel bleep sic t tanti anti n nil one after liter another going d ci dInto Into the tho creek creele at ut Its It base After Acor wo we hut had been considerately out anti had regained r breath Otto ono of ot the tho fellows got nn an In awful at nt atteck tuck tock of at weak well Ho lie le stormed and that he ht being treat trent treated ed oti right rind anc demanded tutu thin h It I untied and KM swore ore he go any further Very V ry well teil wel mild time the sophie und an un untied untied untied tied him and let him go and neither they Iho nor nr we have e hud hll anything to todo todo do with wih him since that night Vou fOi iee 10 tee ho he squealed o ho wax wait got tins ting a n few fet hard knocks amid tho thu 1 L who ulio keep a n upper m Ii I 1 II I college tome coutie COIO what may Inn ma lilt i it In moro snore titan the time man who 11 1 every time nn aim 11 ill iii t wind blown his hla 1 Well Wel time the live no of ot in tie u who icho sere i ft were ere put limit through h the paces for tor f fir fiJI ir Wo run inn a n copula of at ivero mills mIles 11 1 i iod od tomun up then when we wo rt n ml I bridge over the sumo canto creek creck into which wo we 10 rolled lolled we e were ivore lo Into Inlo It by Iy menus menn of ot a I ropo rope ami c 10 a amen uncle men mol thoroughly thorough I Titan Then marl this thin tine time 1110 four COU miles mies vit Uh to urge tinge us its on oti 11 and a 1 moro 1010 as us a it 1 load 1011 on Ott al your bark ov oly y once dice oleo In itt 11 a n while I wo toadied leached tIme tho spot eliot whore the fen feast t I ie sprout spread prom tutu wo nil all al sat lat Iowa down mini Irl n ate sang college songs lon 11 timid Ild ivern Jolly joly Joll goat fellows with wih one ono another 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