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Show Classy Dresser Barriers Down This is Handsome Molers Miss Sonic Boom of Debra Paget, fo you. The scintillating Hollywood star was recently honored by the personnel of Nellis AFB, Nev. Debra requires no Jato. Enough said. THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL AN Sgt.: "I ordered apple pie. This looks like peach to me." Waitress: "What does it taste like?" Sgt.: Im not sure. Waitress: 'Then whats the . difference? we dont have one in stock, but we can get one for you. SEE US for all kinds of plain and fancy wiring jobs like the one pictured here. 1955 A gentleman is a man who holds the door open for his wife while she carries in the ELECTRIC EYE Thats our specialty. SPECIALS on SLIGHTLY OUT OF ORDER APPLIANCES! When a woman puts her arm out ' the car window to signal, the only thing 'youre sure of is that the window is open. Teacher: Who defeated Phoenicians? Johnny: Notre Dame. Honest Nose Tis better to have short girl than never loved Q: what A: Joved Doggonit, we just cant make em work so were offering them at greatly reduced prices, up to 10 OFF. the a to have If a buttercup is yellow, color is a hiccup? Breitenbeker Electric Burple. Supplement to THE JOURNAL Brigham City, Utah April Fools Day 1955 Sales & Service 84 South Main Phone 1190 Hazel and DeVon Breitenbeker Lou, F You Dont Have To Pay A Penny at PENNEYS! f LATE t jj -- MODEL' JUST SAY , CHARGE IT! ; And after we get through well send laughing at you you to our friendly Credit Manager. His office is a little its down in the cramped basement, right next to the coal bin, but i'K .! . 4: , . - . i were sure youll find him very sympathetic side-windi- one-own- er ' providing you can even find him. !Then of course, if he wont let you have credit, you can talways leave the merchandise, secured by your wife, one 'of the kids, or a first mortgage on your home or car and , your troubles are over. REMEMBER you cant buy anything for a penny Like this 1904 Northern Convertible, complete with crank, kerosene lamps, lots of extras. A neat car, iiever driven over 20 miles per hour. Really clean and sharp. ' Of course, we have lots of old cars too at fantastic prices. You wouldn't believe it if we told you. Youll have to come and see for yourself! SAFETY HINT: More people get' run down by gossip than by automobiles. at Pemeys 18 North Main Phone 935 , |