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Show KINGS GOOSE is THE EMPEROR OF Germany has baked. WITH ALL THE earnest, com- over 200 crosses or badges. Most of petent women in the I )emocratie party, his subjects have but one cross the it seems strange that they are expected HOW DO THE women like it? to be satisfied with one woman on the Emperor. ticket. All the o Hires that women are UTAH DEMOCRACY had better IF AS GEN. SHERMAN said especially fitted to fill and that are of make its will. war is hell, what can be said of the any importance, so far as salary is conpeace immediately succeeding the war cerned, went to the men. TIS A WISE Democrat that knows with Spain? his own church. IT LOOKS NOW, if these peace conditions continue much longer, as if said GEN. WHAT SHERMAN it would soon be unnecessary to muster ROBERTS IS THE straw that will about war will be said about politics by in some of the camps, break the donkeys back. some of the candidates when the as- out iftheletvolunteers alone death will attend to the for sessment is called for. matter in the most expeditious manner. THE CHURCH BEAT Roberts wouldt have fared much once and it will do it again. MRS. CAINE wants to fire her dep- The boys worse if they had been left in Cuba. uty, and she is right. When he aspires THOSE WHO followed our advice to his principals office, a deputy ought THE VALUE of a single vote in the to have the good taste to resign. and bet on Roberts are winners. destiny of a candidate or the politics of a state was again illustrated in the THE REPUBLICAN platform was SOME ONE HAS been asking cast in gold and silver plated in the who defeated 'Pom Lewis for sheriil. convention. To a man up a tree it looks as if John Howells was the fellow who did it. THE LONE WOMAN on the Democratic ticket must feel like a rose ROBERTS, THE blacksmith, must heat his iron in his own fire, blow his among thorns. own bellows and forge his nomination THE POOR OLD donkey enters into shape without the aid of his party. the campaign with a load he never can carry through it. DOWN IN UTAH County Evans, Smoot and Roylance seem to have a IT LOOKS AS if Roberts were the pull with the delegates. Year after tool the church is going to use to smash year they succeed in getting the the Democratic party. THAT DEMOCRATIC conven- ROBERTS, THE churchman, mind- Democratic state convention. Baskin was landed on the first ballot by a bare majority. Had another ballot been taken, the scattering votes would have gone to Rolapp anti nominated him. THE MANTI Presbytery now keeps the marriage and birth register for the state. The recent report gives 2000 marriages and 1000 births since statehood. We do not know about the marriages, but the birth rate seems to be hardly up to the Ulah normal average It would be too bad should there be a shortage in Utahs best crop. ONE OF THE speakers at Wilford Woodruffs funeral assured the people that the dead president had not taken the keys of the gospel with him they were still in the hands of the priesthood. A great many Latter-da- y Saints latter-day sinners hereabouts are and of the opinion that that is where they always have been, and believe that there would have been a great deal more of the gospel of peace, honor and tion left a good many bad sore spots ful of the story of the foolish virgins that will take good nursing to heal. who had a lamp but no oil, probably took counsel before he entered the THOSE WHO ARE assuming that campaign this time. Frank J. Cannon is dead had best wait a while. It is not time for the wake yet. THE DEFECT. IN the commissary department of the army is due to the not fact that Alger supposed the United DEMOCRATS SHOULD waste any time trying to elect Roberts. States troops were going to eat the good fellowship preached and practiced It is already settled that he is to be Spaniards and the diet would agree here in Utah had the keys,, been in with them. the hands of the dead president. |