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Show 1 APRIL 9, 1898. T SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, HAT Waco duel caused a dual death. IT VOL. IIINESE officials are hot on the trail of Li Salt Lake to Montpelier or to write a letter back to the Tribune. Hung Chang, the Celestial statesman. They are anxious to have old Li Hung shot or beheaded. after conference. r r A MORNING paper says that the troops at Fort Douglas are resting on their arms. HE SLAYER of Mrs. Clute has concluded 1 that its That may rest their legs. all Hoff. r PH E Democratic party is battle scarred. has A. D Gash at Provo. It JR. T T points at that HE GUNS are loaded ; so are some of the Then play ball. UDGE Powers will give a matinee at the New Grand Theatre tomorrow afternoon. come high but the state needs O UTLAWS them to do a little spring work on the farm. of diMR THOMASHeD. Deebeisanot a doctor vinity. professor of it, how- may . ever. but her bondsmen are asking to be HE president speaks to congress with his eyes, says the Herald. Congress does resemble a soda fountain in some respects. JUDGE Zanes candidacy for reelection ad-- OLOXEL Trumbo is taking a course which would indicate that he expects to go upon the stage. gENATOR Cannon is evidently ready to have his admission fee to the Democratic circus refunded. vanced another peg last Monday when Son John received a reprimand for impertinence. ile inspector Richards have to make a report on those West India isles before the trade with Denmark becomes valid? dilatory tactics at Day is fixed. Better call old John in again if thats the case.' Tribune explains the THEWashington this way: JDROMINENT Democrats wander about the streets thinking of that Jackson day banquet Holmes sweet Holmes. and humming softly : J 'jpURN the flying squadron loose, let the Commodore Schley spare not and get it over with. QUINCE our late municipal war Russia has concluded that Port Arthur is y im- pURNING out that funny column for the Herald every day fun in it. isnt so easy. Theres Watson says that he is out of politics for good, but doesnt explain for whose g.od he is out. '"I ''OM HON. Robt. Sloan has doubtless planted a number of mines in the harbor of his pHE chairmanship. ' pHE CHICAGO a torpedo boat named Somers. One of the dogs of wTar should now be called Toughey. seems to have been taking lessons in self defense from Mr. Corbett. One is about as hard to get into the ring as the other. pregnable. Times-Heral- d fool can declare war. sure of that. says that any The president isnt re HT HE Tribune announces that Dr. Talmage will talk on Russia and the Russians at the Tabernacle last night. All who expect to go should have attended. (EVERAL men in this community have obtained quite a reputation for enterprise by inducing other people to give them money with which. to create the impression. SENATOR Rawlins house was burglarized night before last. Suspicion points to Spain. Ever since the senators declaration of war his friends have shuddered for him. CCTTHE Maine was not hoist with its own petard. It was hoist with Spains pe- tard. Herald. Our morning contemporary is apparently almost petered out. TTNLESS the president, with the advice and consent of our governor, hurries up this war it will not be over in time for our adjutant-genera- l to take Jus annual fishing trip. fNCLE SAM has purchased from Germany AJR.. McKINLEY evi-dentl- Un-compahg- u re- leased. no Jim VT7ILL HE WORD of Spain is as good as her bond, DAILY contemporary, speaking of the opening, says that angry Indians stop settlers. also are They disposed to settle stoppers. A has tendered his services to Uncle Sam in case of trouble. Now let the rest of the uniform rank speak up. i x at least his pen does. u OCHOONER CC A BOY was arrested the other day for work-It the ing a slot machine. other way, but who ever heard of a slot machine being arrested? Cana- TDROBABLY the president has an idea that the contest is to be for points only and pen AYKE Broke was the word from Illinois Tuesday morning. Here too. congressmen. HE FLYING squadron will seize the ries in case of war, says a naval authority. What if the birds fly too? McKINLEY acts very much like a man who is behind in his thinking. A No. 8. TT DOESNT take Ben Rich long to go from A HAS been decided to postpone war until 1. JIj'VERY thing points to war. The soldiers unfolded their tents and inspected their bedding Thursday. Probably looking for the enemy. CCpHE Tribune is always glad to have its friends call to see its wonderful linotype machines, political machines and other power presses. A PRESS dispatch announced that Utahcan-- 1 But nons had been ordered to Mobile. we have seen several of them on the streets every day since. '"JVHE PROVO Enqurer is unrelenting. It has reproduced that senatorial colloquy between Chandler and Cannon. Is the Enquirer courting ecclesiastical death? It would seem so. POSTLE Merrill thinks more of athletics now than when he made an attack on the B. Y. college gymnasium at Cache conference. A little more training may enable him to take a tumble. president must have thought 'JHE editorial headed Let us have that News peace was intended for him. By a careful perusal of the article he would have discovered that it referred to municipal matters alone. NOT station ColoneLTatlock at Jordan WHYnarrows to prevent Spanish gun boats from invading the valley? After seeing the gentleman either in full dress or undress a Spaniard would surely turn back . |