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STATE STREET JACK, Manager SALT UKE CITY, UTAH over that. An Acre for a Soldier In many southeastern farm fields, signboards are springing up with this legend: My soldier's acre is planted here." The South's acre for a soldier" slogan, started by borrowers from the Farm Security is now being adopted by other farmers in the region, and shows signs of spreading, says the department of agriculture. The plan originated in the army's quartermaster corps statement that each sold.er needs for his outfit, among other things, the cotton from to an acre of land, the hide of one steer and the wool of 20 sheep. one-ha- & lf In the Guianas In the Gu.anas as the land rises ever higher towards the mountains of the south, the forests give place to the savannas," great rolling plains where the grasses grow man-higThis is ideal cattle country, with only one disadvantage, the difficulty of reaching it, for there are r, i ra.lroads except along the coast. 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Save Money, Use Shellac As a protection against automobile tax stamp collectors, the AAA has issued a bulletin advocatmg that a coating of shellac, extending half an inch beyond the edges of the stamp, be applied after it has been affixed to the dashboard or window of your car. Such a loatmg will make it practically impossible to remove the stamp without mutilating it The same bulletin also suggests that the car owner's name, address and license number be inscribed on the face of the stamp in indelible n k before the shellac is brushed on How Water Gets Into Tile Water gets into ordinarv burned Colors for Porch and Lawn Furniture t.Ie bv seeping through the walls of In selecting colors fc painting the tile and also through the joints. porch and lawn furniture. Substitutes for Tapioca Supplies of tapioca cut off by the war m the Orient may be replaced by homegrown waxy corn, a kind of corn with a special type of starch suitable for both food and industrial uses Development of this promising emorgency crop for the Corn Belt has already reached the stage where the department believes it can be put into commercial production by 1943. Preliminary breed ng work on waxy corn has been under way since 1936 and it is now only a matter of increasing the avadabie supply of seed to obtain the pi eduction needed. Takes Mellow Tone age, white pine takes on a mellow tone and f it this reason many peiple prefer not to use a stam for finishing it. A natural finish may be obtained by mixwg equal parts of orange and white shellac and adding about alcohol to the mixture. Three coats are usually sufficient Let eah coat dry thoroughly and rub with fine steel wool. 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