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Show j A f v 4 ! Jp Page ' Thursday October THE DRAGEBTON TRIBUNE 12 t World Community Day to be Observed Husband: Ive been thinking top. My mother gave birth to a it over, dear, and Ive decided to child, and it was neither my broagree with you. ther nor my sister. Who was it? Wife: It wont do you any What, you cant guess? Do you good. Ive changed my mind. r give up? Yes. A SIMPLE CASE Sherlock iHolmes descended Ha, ha. It was the clerk at the from heaven accompanied by jthe Ambassador Hotel. inevitable Dr. Watson. The two men walked along the city street when suddenly (Holmes remark- Three Namesakes ed, Im glad to know that modwho are Unlike modern ern girls are just as pretty as girls satisfied to have fathers, one namesake, ever were. Constantine had the What young lady are you re- three. Emperor According to The Book ferring to? asked Watson. The House For Children they were his one walking behind us. said sons, Constantine, Constantius, Sherlock. and Constans, When the Emperor But, how can yoiT tell that; died in 337 A. D., the Roman Emshes pretty? asked Watson. You pire was divided among them, havent turned your head. Gaul and the West going to Con- No, but its very simple, said Sherlock. I can see the bulging eyes of the men walking toward Mrs. G. J. Reeves, president of the Carbon Council of Church Women, announces that World Community Day will be observed Clem: Im studying in a corresby all churches of the county at pondence school but I think Im the Price Community Church, No- sunk. vember 7th at 2 p.m. Mrs. Curt Lem: Whats wrong? Harris will be in charge of the Clem: You know that little flag program, with Building Lasting on the mailbox? Peace as the theme of the meetLem: Yup. ing, Clem: Well, the postman The public is invited to attend back my examination pabrought this service. The speaker for the today and put them in the occasion will be announced next pers mailbox. Then he took off his hat wek. Packets of clothing for child- and lowered the on the mailren up to six years of age, and box to half mast.flag especially layettes for babies, will -B- -S be accepted at the meting to be Mrs. Jones: Does yo believe in sent to needy families overseas. wishbones? Watch this paped for further aniMr. Jackson: Sho do. Its a sign nouncements next week. ob exceptional luck to hab a fresh us. S one in youah pocket every day or Mother: Wont you have some two. Social Security Aid S-- S more alphabet soup? Junior: No, thank you, I Slates Price After the rural wedding, the bride and groom climbed into his couldnt hold another syllable. Visit Next Tuesday wagon and set out for their farm An Englishman was conversing home. About a mile down the Kesler T. Powell, manager of road, the horse stumbled. Thats with the clerk in the Ambassador the Provo social security office, one, shouted the groom. Hotel. will be in Price at the Court (Heres a riddle, said the clerk. They continued on, and the House from 9 :00 a.m. to 3 :00 p.m. horse mother gave birth to a child. My stumbled again. Thats on Tuesday, November 4, for the was It neither my brother nor my two, shouted the groom. sister. Who was it? purpose of conducting social seAs neared the farm, the curity business with local resi- horse they stumbled Thats Englishman:was I I.cant guess. again. dents. Clerk: It the and, In announcing his trip Mr. Pow- three, ashouted from groom; Englishman: (Ha, ha. Very cle- -: behind the ell reminds farm and ranch work- seizinghe guna bullet ver. I must remember that. seat, through the put The Englishman then told the ers, over age 65, who have worked horses brain. at least one and one-ha- lf at his club. years The bride sat aghast; then, in story under social security, that they Said he: Heres the riddle, old are eligible to receive benefits no uncertain terms, told her new whenever their work terminates. husband what she thought of his A number of these workers may action. He sat quietly until she Thats be laid off during the fall season, subsided, then shouted, one! and many are unaware that they e The couple lived happily for 55 are eligible to receive monthly insurance benefits. These ben- years. S efits are payable for any month the insured earns less than $75, Did you get home all right afeven though he plans to work ter the party last night? later on in the year. A point to Pine, thanks, except that as I remember is that before any benefits are payable, an application was turning into my street, some form must be completed. idiot stepped on my fingers. Persons who desire to make application for social security retirement or survivors benefits are urged to see Mr. Powell at the time of his visit. 30 1352 stantine II, Constantinople and the East going to Constantius, and Italy to Constans. v of Distress Arising from Symptoms t STOMACH ULCERS dueto EXCESS ACID QUICK RELIEF OR fiO COST UNION SUPPLY CO. DRAGERTON, UTAH WE WILL PAY THE HIGHEST PRICES . FOR DEER HIDES BRING THEM FRESH AND GET MORE MONEY HARRY GORDON 102 SOUTH 1st WEST PRICE old-ag- S-- for .Illlilllllllllllllllllllllllllllliuillllllli ITS YOUR TURN . . . DISTRICT Jeppson for Justice ATTORNEY SEVENTH JUDICIAL DISTRICT next week to be the boss. On Tuesday, a bunch of citizens will be applying to you for jobs. Youre going to have to hire a man for each position from Count Commissioner up to President of the United States. So, on Tuesday, youll be calling thesignals . Voting is not a privilege in this country. Its a duty. Anyone who doesnt vote deserves to live in a nation where he has no voice in his government. Remember the president, the governor, the senators and representatives, and all other public officials are our hired men. Make sure that next Tuesday, you hire the men you want to run the country. COMMON SENSE CORNER An old Indian, after hearing a radio news broadcast, commented: Trouble is, everybody smokes peace pipe, but nobody inhales. Weatherman call for says its last your car. Dont wait till the last minute and wake-- up with a busted Get blocjc. your Prestone, Zer-e- x or Atlas Permaguard now. anti-freezi- ng Carbon Grocery Company Comprising Carbon, Emery, Grand, San Juan and Sanpete Counties WdDt(B JFdPIP fnhy 1 2 Years Judicial EXPERIENCE PRESIDENT UTAH DISTRICT JUDGES ASSOCIATION Judge Jeppson has a judicial temperament, to learned in the law and is a man of good common sense. He has the respect and confidence of the bench and bar . . . " Editorial Deseret News VOTE FOR JUDGE JOSEPH G, JEPPSON For Justice of Utah Supreme Court Pd. Pol. Adv. Jeppson for Justice. Committee . SJfizsetti NATIVE SON OF CARBON COUNTY. 0 GRADUATE OF NOTRE DAME UNVERSITY AND GEORGETOWN UNVERSITY LAW SCHOOL. 0 ADMITTED TO PRACTICE LAW BY BARS OF THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND STATE OF UTAH. 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