| Show I SHARP PRACTISE President David Starr Jordan of ot he Je heland land Stanford University It who has hns been beell ful falsely dy said paid to bo be tho the hero of at the hue new college novel nOel Time The Fetch was born bent bentin In Gainesville X N Y and amid he ho often tells u story of or nn aim eccentric Gainesville character who was wn known as ns Red Mar Ban gaim I Hod Morgan was ono one day hired Mr Ir Jordan will begin to mw and a half halt cords of oC wood at lit 60 50 O cents n a 1 day The Tho farmer fanner hired hire Red lied was wasn n U longheaded skinflint lie He said I Now Nos lied fled you ou have hurte no saw of or your our own so Ill rent you ou my for tor this thin Job and o lilt nil all Ill charge you yost 01 wilt will be bo 1 12 cents n a cord Is 18 that oil nil right Oh sure wild R Rd d till nil tight mIght und amid thank yc ye 0 for Cor the time saw 1111 I Ito to 0 me tIle meKo i Ko Ho Red wont went to 10 work and amid late lote In time tho th afternoon he lie finished hed the tho Job Jo Then Theil I he lie reported to the farmer fanner to got get his hIli i pay hittY Let et me tile see said laid tho the farmer I 1 owe you ou 60 50 cents time the th days work You owe oSe me time for iou the time rent of ot the tho saw aW three are uro und Dill the time half bait of It twelve Is it six you ou owe mo mc 42 43 1 cents cen tents cents Int balance Well ell Red lIed old fellow tellow there therb seem to be coming to you OU Oll does there thoro Red Reil studied the mutter matter out In silence for tor a 1 while frowning muttering to himself Then Ihen his hilt face fuce cleared und he lie said How Ilow It II Is it Farmer I armel that ye 1 he halt half n a cord more wool wood to 10 saw 1111 for tor or then wu we would a I come out Jest square |
