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Show Look out Jeane Dixon!! The JHS Class of 1980 prophecy Here is the class prophecy for the class of 1980: JoLayne Andrews is working in a beauty parlor as a human blow dryer. Carl Anderson has teamed up with Rich Little doing his famous impersonation of a pigeon. Leslie Anderson is baking bread on her Fisher Stoves for her eight children. Craig Bateman is the master of five slaves on a small plantation in Peckeye, member of the Border Patrol. Deb Burton is now a sergeant in the U.S. Army. Natalie Christensen, after being bumped on the head for the third time, came out with just a small goose egg and surprised everyone. Kevin Fowkes is now president of the National Farmers Association, and on the side is selling Buckets for Balconies. Jill Gee is now very busy Pennsylvania. running Kimos and taking Bret Belliston is teaching care of the little Killers at disco lessons in the frozen home. Rose Gee, in order to make foods section in Allens her is career as a comedian sucRussell Belliston still kind for of the ceed, married the once looking right famous candidate for presihoney. Diane Bender convinced dent, George Bush, not only Clayton to go on a mission, for his money, but also to but now she cant get him to make her name funny too. She is now Rose Bush. come home. Jeff Bowles is now starrRusty Hall has stolen the Festus" on ing on Sesame Street as the show as Gunsmke. new Cookie Monster." Maria Harmon, after be- Steve Brooks is now a What else can we say? You're simply great! Juab County Officials and Employees 5th, 6th, 7th, and 8th. Lorrie Kelsey and Julie Wright are now world Wright-Kelserenowed. The award has become so famous it has replaced the Nobel Peace Prize. Michelle Kendall is now the proud mother of Sylvester Stallone Allen. Leslie Keyte was shot 18 times while serving in the war and is now so full of holes he is unable to hold beer or hot air. Bill larson is a college flunky who has taken up golf as his sole ambition. Eddie Lee is now starring in his first major motion picture called Hoagon Heros Lori Lunt hijacked a plane to Illinois and is serving a sentence in prison (Dave is ing pulled over one too many times for wreckless driving, was thrown in jail by the prosecuting attorney, her y father. DeAnn Huffman is doing a biography of her life called "Little House on Allred Hill. Russell Jones has taken over his fathers multimillion dollar business and has gone bankrupt. Susan Jones and Mary Smith together fill Mrs. Sud weeks chair now that she has retired from Home Ec teaching. Val Jones has turned TJs into Nephis home for single girls, and is still trying to grow a beard. Blair Kay and Shawn Trauntvein have together published a book called Etiquette for Todays Man including chapters such as Building Paper Airplanes and The Magic of Tying Strings. Connie Kay is now married and has finally given her father not one but five George the 4th, boys f 'I DO D The I Nephi, Utah May 22, 1980 so proud). Kerry Lynn went on a misand they Bert's Body and Glass sion to China kept him there. 96 West Center Nephi, Utah Brenda Madsen is now a famous track star and is doing deodorant commercials on the side with her famous line Im Sure." Please turn to page 14 THIS You've set high marks for others to follow. We congratulate you. New Store Hours: 7 a.m. to 9 p.m. Friendly Service s Best wishes, graduates on this significant day. 1 56 E. Center St. Nephi, Utah Times-New- Closed Sunday |
